Chapter 309 I will definitely make up for the two chapters I owe in July, trust me!
A small flat peach tree was carefully planted in a new secret place called the plantation.
Even though it is still very short now, it is carrying a huge burden. Its branches are covered with the whole family of Heiyang Hongli. Ahem, it sounds like something is wrong... p>
Oh, don’t worry about it anyway, in a word, it is the hope of the whole family now!
Vitality Spirit Gathering Formation, Fuyao Controlling Wood Formation, Endless Life Spiritual Spring Formation...
Each spiritual stone is buried in the surrounding soil, providing sufficient nutrition for the thriving growth of the small flat peach.
In front of the tree, two people and one otter were paralyzed.
Heiyang Hongli lies on his back, and the sloth lies on his side.
At first glance, I saw the wooden divination, cough cough...
"I'm so exhausted..."
Hongli didn't want to move at all, her eyes were dull: "It feels like I've lost half of my life, and my health bar is about to turn red!
From birth to adulthood, I, Hongli, have not lived as delicately as this flat peach. It is a spiritual stone and a formation. It is obviously a tree, but why is it so delicate!
Look at the tenacious vitality of the grass pushing the big stone, and then look at the tender look of your flat peach.
We are all plants. People work so hard and you can’t even grow your own. Don’t you feel ashamed?”
"Now, tell it so much..."
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "It can't understand, it doesn't even have any intelligence. Isn't this breed inherently intelligent...
Just like the peach garden in mythology, all the fool trees are planted in it..."
"You don't need to ask me such profound questions."
Hongli was too lazy to think: "I'm just a Hongli, I can't give you the answer."
"Also..."
Hei Yang breathed a long sigh of relief and fell into silence.
"In this, my whole life..."
The sloth was half dead and said: "I have never done so much work in my life. Well, it seems that I have never done any work in my life...
You two, you two are better off. In order to help you plant trees, I feel that I have overspent all my exercise energy in the next life, the next life, and the next life!"
"Don't be embarrassed."
Hongli said quietly: "There is no reincarnation in the world, and you will not have a next life."
Sloth: "???"
She won't be able to deal with it all of a sudden.
"Forget it, forget it, too lazy to talk about those strange questions..."
The sloth sighed and looked up at the peach tree: "Is this what I need to protect?"
"Hmm, indeed."
Hei Yang tilted his head and glanced at the thin branches of the peach tree, and couldn't help but complain: "But having said that, this peach tree hasn't grown up yet, and the branches are thin. I feel like it will be uncomfortable if you sleep on it."
?"
"Well..."
The sloth was stunned for a moment, and then said nonchalantly: "It's no problem, I don't choose a place to sleep."
"Sleep quality is very important!"
Hongli's tone was calm and she said: "We will bring you a small soft bed so that you can try out the warmth of the bed. Isn't it as comfortable as lying on a tree branch?
Well, in just one second, you will fall in love with this feeling. From now on, the bed will be there, and there will be no bed without the bed!"
"Ah this..."
The sloth showed its half-moon eyes: "It's so exaggerated.
Well, who knows where I am when I'm asleep, I don't feel it, I don't feel it!"
"Hey, are you an amateur at this?"
Hongli showed a disdainful expression: "Although you sleep longer than Hei Yang and I, you are far ahead in terms of quantity.
But in terms of quality, when it comes to sleeping methods and experience, you are far behind!"
"Ha, methods and experience are for the weak."
Faced with provocations in his professional field, Sloth will never admit defeat: "Do you know the value of falling asleep instantly?
The weak can only survive in a specific environment, and as a strong person, how can he not sleep through mountains of fire and seas of fire?
I have soaked in the lava pool, but then I was sprayed out together..."
"Abba, Abba, I don't care, what I said is right!"
"Hongli, you are so childish..."
"One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true."
"Heiyang, shut up!"
"Oh..."
There was a sudden silence in the secret realm, and the two of them closed their eyes peacefully - who wouldn't fall asleep instantly?
[Your contract partner (Heiyang) has successfully integrated magical powers and been exiled, and has been promoted to the sixth level of the Golden Core. It has been synchronized.]
………
"It's broken..."
Hongli walked out of the secret realm, looked at the stars in the sky, and couldn't help but rub her sleepy eyes: "When I woke up, my realm had broken through a small realm again, and I was a little closer to the period of transcending the tribulation. Hei Yang, you deserve to die.
Ah!"
"None of my business..."
Hei Yang followed Hong Li, closed the secret realm, and said speechlessly: "The magical power was fused by itself, and it accidentally reached the sixth level of the Golden Core. Moreover, you fused it, so can you blame me?"
"Damn it!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and said: "Next, no one is allowed to break through until we find a way to solve the tribulation period, do you understand?"
"Well, I'll try my best."
"Whatever you can! You promise!"
"Uh, I promise."
"You swear!"
"Uh, I swear..."
Hei Yang paused and revealed his dead fish eyes: "By the way, what do I swear? I just swear? What is the oath?"
"Uh, let me think about it..."
Hongli raised her head and thought for two seconds, touched her chin, and nodded: "Well, I'll read one sentence, and you can follow it!
Now, please raise your right hand and swear an oath to me."
"Okay, you say."
Hei Yang raised his right hand obediently.
Hongli: "Today, I, Hongli, take an oath here!"
Hei Yang: "Today, I, Hongli, take an oath here!"
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "Don't make me scold you."
Hei Yang: "Ahem, I understand."
Hei Yang: "Today I, Hei Yang, swear here!"
"Until we find a solution to the problem of "not being able to go home and be happy after passing through tribulations and ascending to ascension", unless there are special circumstances, we will definitely not push up the realm!"
"Same as above."
"Ah? You are the same as me!"
"Ibid. I can't tell the word count!"
"Hey, what a reason. He is so gentle. I cry to death!"
Hong Li wiped away her moved tears and continued: "The long night is coming, I will not practice, I will not understand, I will not improve my realm, and I will refuse to involve!
I will enjoy a great youth, eat well, be lazy, be lazy, indulge in food, eat, drink and have fun!
I am a lazy dog in the dark and a salty fish at dawn!
I am a bed to resist the cold, and I am a flat bed to face life!
I don’t wake up at dawn, and I sleep even at dusk and sunset!
I vow to dedicate my life and everything to the people and life I love, and I will never engage in unnecessary mental internal friction again!
It is like this today, and it is like this every day! It is like this tonight, and it is like this every night!"
"Addicted to Sese!!!"
"What the hell..."
Green veins popped out on Hong Li's head, and he punched Hei Yang's head into smoke. He gritted his teeth and said, "You just need to remember these four words, right?"
"Report! I also added three exclamation points!"
"Climb!"
Hong Li snorted softly and stretched out a finger: "Anyway, don't let me see any more breakthroughs in the realm. If anyone breaks through the realm again, he will be punished by serving him for a month! You can do whatever you want, without any complaints!" p>
"Hiss!"
Hei Yang took a breath and couldn't help showing a shocked expression: "Sister Hongli, this is too cruel, how about we change the punishment?
For example, can I warm your bed for a month or something?"
"Oh, the punishment I mentioned is much wider than what you mentioned!"
Hong Li snorted softly and said firmly: "It is necessary to give strong medicine so that the other party can abide by it, otherwise the oath will have no effect!
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What's wrong, Hei Yang? Oh, you don't dare, right?"
"Ouch, my little temper is really irritating me!"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "I can tell you, according to the past rules, we almost alternately integrate magical powers and get promoted.
I have just integrated a magical power, and it is still in a saturated state. It will take some time to digest it.
Therefore, the chance of you being next one seems to be higher!"
"Oh, stop scaring me!"
Hong Li waved her hand disdainfully: "As long as you don't think about it, don't use it, don't think about those magical powers, their experience bars will always be stuck there. How can they fuse by themselves?
Think about it, let’s not talk about Shenyin’s instant kill, that is an illegal operation.
Isn’t it that you realized the other side after listening to the story of the sloth and sighing in your heart?
Nirvana was accidentally merged because I saw the plot was too intense.
The next exile is also a secret operation by me. Ahem, it turns out that as long as neither of us acts like monsters, stops thinking wildly, and only thinks about some colored waste all day long, we will be invincible.
Let’s do it!”
"Hiss!"
Hei Yang took a breath of cold air: "How could it be like this?"
"How is it? It makes sense, right?"
Hongli looked at the dumbfounded Heiyang and smiled proudly: "I can't help it, our Hongli's head turns very fast, Bingxue is born smart.
Like a brainless Hei Yang, he is completely unable to clear his mind so quickly!"
[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has a lot of ideas, his smart head is running wildly, and his magical powers and wisdom (purple) are being integrated.]
[When the supernatural power and wisdom (purple) is out of control, a large amount of wisdom and ideas emerge in the mind, the comprehension is greatly enhanced, and the epiphany mode is entered!]
[Successful enlightenment! Supernatural wisdom (purple) has been integrated]
[Your contract partner (Hongli) has broken through to the seventh level of the Golden Core Realm and has been synchronized.]
"Huh?"
Hong Li tilted her head, her small eyes filled with doubts.
"What the hell? How come you're at the seventh level of the Golden Core? Is Heiyang your fault?"
"Ahem, I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I will never know it, pfft..."
Hei Yang's expression was distorted, his head lowered, his shoulders shaking wildly, and finally, he couldn't help laughing!
"Holy shit, hahahaha, Hongli, you are just here to make fun of me, little clever guy, flash your head and kill me, right?
You should have told me earlier, you should have told me Hongli earlier that you wanted to serve Hei Yang hard and without complaint for a month, and you still had to make excuses, hahahahaha!!!"
Hong Li: "???"
Hongli: "..."
"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! This doesn't count!"
Hong Li's face instantly turned red, and she quickly waved her hands and argued: "Well, this magical power is unreasonable!
Have you seen the Black Sun? Look at it! Other magical powers require a buffer time!
It's just a few lines of time, it's shameless! It goes against the spirit of competition! It doesn't count!"
"Hey?"
Hei Yang didn't speak, but looked at Hong Li with a funny expression.
Hongli: "..."
"That..."
Hei Yang chuckled and patted Hong Li on the shoulder: "Xiao Li is not someone who breaks his word, right?
Even if you break your promise, you won’t break your promise to Hei Yang, right?"
"I, I..."
Hongli lowered her head, gritted her teeth and shed tears of humiliation as she was plotted by some dog: "I, I'm sure, I'll do what I say!"
"This is the right thing!"
Hei Yang's funny face didn't change, and he suddenly shook his shoulders and sighed: "Oh, what's going on? Why are my shoulders suddenly so sore?
You must be tired from raising your hands and swearing just now! Um, Li?"
"I, I know..."
Hong Li curled her lips and reached out to massage Hei Yang's shoulders: "Are you satisfied?"
"Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"
Black Yang looked up to the sky and laughed, feeling as comfortable as drinking freshly chilled soda on a hot summer day (not good for health, too cold is not good).
"Hahaha, Hongli, you have today too! Dad! Mom! Have you seen it?!
Hongli also has today, hahaha, Guangzong Yaozu, Guangzong Yaozu!"
Hei Yang took out the photo stone with his other hand and took a photo of himself and Hong Li: "Oh, such a memorable scene should be recorded.
In the future, when the family is recalling the past, I will point to the photo and say to Xiaohuo, “Did you see, this is the historic moment that determined our family’s status back then!”
Hongli: "..."
"This guy is crazy..."
A row of black lines was drawn across Hongli's head.
"Hongli, what do you think we should print this out, frame it, and hang it on the bedside of our bedroom?
In this case, you can see this scene every day when you wake up, which will help deepen your memory and so on..."
"Whatever you want."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's head, and she put a little pressure on her hand: "I have no complaints!"
"How about hanging one in Xiao Huo's room? So that she can look up to her father's heroic appearance at any time!"
"Whatever you want."
Hong Li's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "I have no complaints, but you have to ask for Xiao Huo's opinion."
"Hey, then what do you say..."
Hei Yang smiled broadly: "How about we give two to my parents so that they can see how much we love each other?"
"It's pretty good."
Hong Li gritted her teeth: "I have no objection."
"Then we print them into flyers or small newspapers and distribute them in the city..."
"Click!"
Hei Yang's words stopped suddenly, and he was interrupted by a crisp sound.
Hei Yang: "Hongli, what is that sound?"
Hong Li: "Ah? I don't know? Maybe Xiao Huo is playing in the house."
Hei Yang: "Hongli, I seem to be in a little pain."
Hongli: "I know you care about me and you definitely can't bear to have me bossed around for a month. You are so kind!"
Hei Yang: "Hongli, is my arm broken?"
Hongli: "Ah, it seems so, what's wrong?"
Hei Yang: "Did you do that?"
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "It's me."
Hei Yang: "..."
"Red——Li————"
"Haha, this can only mean that my skills are not up to standard. You can't say that I am passive and slow down my work! I have put in a lot of effort!"
"Stop talking so much! Stop! If I don't remove your arms and legs today, I will take your last name!"
"Oh, we are all from the same family. What are we talking about?"
"Stop!!!"
"Hahahaha~~"
…………
"Hmm..."
Xiao Huo yawned, poked his head out of the quilt, and looked out the window: "It's not day yet...
It seems like I heard my parents laughing happily?
Well, family rules say you don’t have to pay attention when you hear your parents’ voices, just treat it as background sound..."
Xiaohuo scratched his head and said suddenly: "So this is what it means?"
"Hey, I can still hear my parents' energetic voices at night, which makes me feel safe."
Xiaohuo smiled happily, lay down again, and rubbed his face against the pillow: "Mom and dad, good night, Xiaohuo loves our home so much!"