How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 310: Activate, Zero Time Difference: Forcibly make the time difference of living creatures all over the world consistent with mine!
Chapter 310: Activate, Zero Time Difference: Forcibly make the time difference of living creatures all over the world consistent with mine!
Item: Absolute Pass*2
Quality:gold
Effect: A one-time consumption of props. Use this item in any "enchantment", "formation", "special space", "world gap" and "time and space turbulence" to ignore all obstacles and free passage.
Introduction: Our original intention is to help explorers who stray into dangerous places to avoid danger, but there are always some dogs who use it to peek!
"Well, this is our trump card."
On the bed in the bedroom, Hei Yang Hongli was wearing light gray and light pink loose pajamas, sitting cross-legged facing each other.
Hongli pointed at the pass, nodded and said: "If we really get captured and cannot come back when we reach the tribulation period, this will be our second life!
When the time comes, we will use this pass to cross the barrier and come back!"
"But because it is a disposable consumable, you have to be careful when using it."
Hong Li said seriously: "If we come back and are captured again, it will be over!
There is only one chance, so we must work hard to make a plan to deal with this kind of thing!"
"No, you have two chances."
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "You only need to consume one to bring one of the people back, and the other person will directly teleport to the other person. Isn't this just two people on one ticket?"
"Hiss, you are indeed Heiyang! There is a lot of bad water in your stomach!"
Hongli couldn't help but praise: "It's just, well, so bad!"
"Fuck you, this is called using your brain."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and turned to Hongli: "So, where should we start our investigation?"
"Well, indeed, this is a problem..."
Hong Li frowned, thinking that her elders were outside the barrier, and couldn't help but ask: "Speaking of Hei Yang, do you have those kind of, um, ancient-looking books or quaint rings at home?
A strange gadget.
Maybe there are methods left behind by our ancestors to deal with calamities?"
"Come on, as long as the Wuse family has something left, it won't be like this."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I didn't know before, but now I know how powerful the elders are. I feel ridiculous when I think that their descendants were almost wiped out by that weasel.
Think about it, when a bunch of villains get together, a certain evil emperor says: Ah, those five-color family are really powerful, and I can't take them down even though I try my best.
A certain ancient giant said solemnly: Indeed, with their combined strength, I am afraid that no one can defeat them. At least I have been in the world for so long, and I have never seen such tyrannical power.
A certain Supreme Being from an Outer Territory: Damn it, with the Five Colors Family here, the northwest part of the Traveling Realm is so impregnable that it is completely undefeatable!
Weasel: Ha, a group of brothers, I destroyed the Wuse family!"
Hei Yang: "..."
What a strange association, inexplicable.
"Okay then..."
Hongli pondered for a moment: "Let's ask others!
Silver Saint Yao Qingkong, Elder Shuiran, Grandma Meng, you can ask these questions, right?"
"Oh, Yinzisheng and Yao Qingkong went to retreat to deal with government affairs. They said they wanted to get rid of all those things before coming to Yaowang Sect."
Hei Yang stretched out his fingers and said, "Elder Shuiran has gone to take charge of the meeting in Wuxing City, so he probably won't have time now.
As for Grandma Meng, I heard that she and the King of Hell are arguing about pension benefits for underworld employees after retirement.
There's not even room for soup recently, so I've been replaced by the reserve Meng Po, who is currently in the internship period."
"Good guy, you're all free, right..."
"That's right. After all, not everyone has as much leisure as us."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"But I heard that Yinzi Sheng and the others are coming soon."
Hei Yang added: "Yao Wang Zongxiu has arrived next to Five Elements City. Do you know this?"
"Hmm."
Hong Li showed her dead eyes: "To be honest, I am opposed to this.
What if the Yaowang Sect creates another poison one day and the wind blows and it all flies away to our Five Elements City?"
"Well, they said that the Medicine King Sect outside the city belongs to the main palace and will not be used for refining medicine. They learned the lesson from last time, simplified it into complexity, and established separate medicine refining halls in every corner of the Traveling World.
, saying it is to avoid being taken advantage of."
Hei Yang explained: "Moreover, it can also help local people with medical treatment, and it has become a chain of charity sects!"
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"Positive energy."
Hongli gave a thumbs up: "Our travels in the world will get better and better!"
"Of course."
Hei Yang chuckled and nodded: "I will go on to say that after the Five Elements City Conference is over in March, Elder Shuiran and the others will be free, so you can ask me.
As for Yinzi Sheng, he is expected to come around May or June, and you can ask him then.
As for Grandma Meng, she said that we should tell her after we confirm the wedding date, and she will come in person.
Well, she said that if she couldn't arrive, she must have been plotted by the Lord of Hell, giving us the opportunity to avenge her in the future."
Hongli: "..."
"Yes, it is more reliable to ask this kind of question face to face."
Hongli sighed, a little confused: "By the way, has our wedding date been confirmed?"
"Huh? Didn't you listen when we were talking?"
"At that time, my mother dragged me to learn how to cook. Have you forgotten?"
"Oh, that's right."
Hei Yang nodded: "It's definitely confirmed, but we have determined two dates, one is May 15th and the other is August 5th. I am going to choose between these two."
"Ha, do you still have to choose?"
Hongli couldn't help but said: "The sooner the better! I wish we could have the wedding now! Post it to August? Oh my god!"
"I think so too, but they seem to have other considerations. They said they would tell us which one is more suitable after the discussion..."
Hei Yang waved his hand: "It must be this year anyway, this one can't escape."
"Okay, we can only wait..."
Hongli put away the pass and smiled: "Then let's enter the exciting and long-awaited part!"
"Hmm? Are you sure?"
"Of course!"
Hong Li waved her little hand, and four boxes appeared in the center of the bed: "Four for each person, while supplies last!"
"That's right, maybe something useful will come out..."
Hei Yang nodded and placed four boxes in the same way: "Who goes first?"
"You first!"
Hongli snorted softly: "I have already figured out the rules. The more you drive at the back, the better luck you have. I suffered a loss when I drove at the front. You can't beat me this time!"
"Oh, the weak seek strength from outside, and the strong seek strength from within."
Hei Yang opened a box with a nonchalant expression, and suddenly the golden light shone: "See, this is the gap between you and me!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli blinked, this, this is wrong!
Props: God? Chess
Quality:gold
Effect: Thirty-two chess pieces, except for the "handsome", "general" and four "scholars", the other twenty-eight chess pieces can leave the chessboard and transform into mindless biological puppets that follow the trend.
The twenty-eight chess pieces all have ordinary golden elixir level strength.
When all the red chess pieces are on the chessboard, you can summon a Nascent Soul-level combat power puppet at your disposal.
When all black pieces are on the chessboard, a specific Xiu Yuanying level combat power puppet can be summoned at will.
When all the chess pieces on the chessboard are in place, a puppet in the Tribulation Period can be summoned for control!
Introduction: You can even use it to play chess!
"Uh..."
Hong Li felt like lemon in her heart, but her face was expressionless: "To be honest, it's just average."
"It's your turn."
Hei Yang chuckled: "Please?"
"Oh, are you afraid?"
The red glass suddenly opened, golden light!
"Ha, I just said, it must be..."
Props: golden apple
Quality:Purple
Effect: After eating it, you will be cleared of all negative abnormal conditions and immune to Nascent Soul realm and the following monk damage, lasting for two minutes.
Introduction: In fact, it is not pure gold, it is just plated with a layer of gold...
Hongli: "..."
"Pfft hahahaha, cow! Cow! Cow!"
Hei Yang couldn't help laughing: "What a golden item! This is great!"
"I knew..."
Hongli sighed and waved her hand: "Forget it, I've been mentally prepared for a long time. It's your turn."
"Come."
Hei Yang opened the box and raised his eyebrows: "Not so lucky."
Props: Colorful sack
Quality:Purple
Effect: Have you ever heard of a human race bag? Although this can only be used once, people at Nascent Soul and below cannot escape.
Introduction: Is it possible that sacks were not invented to trap people?
"Ah this."
Hei Yang's eyes flickered, looking at Hong Li with evil intentions, and he smiled.
Hongli: "..."
Hongli: "Grass, don't do anything nonsense!"
"Uh-huh, ahhh..."
On the bed, Hongli was wrapped in a sack and writhing around, making a sad sound of "uh uh uh".
[Hongli: Heiyang, you are not a human being, not a human being!]
[Hongli: Let me out quickly! Damn it!]
[Hongli: Hey hey, Hey Yang, please, do you want me to cry to you?]
[Heiyang: Hey, call me husband.]
[Hongli: Husband, spare your life!]
[Heiyang: Hey hey.]
"Pfft."
As the sack was torn off by Hei Yang, Hong Li, whose eyes were dull and her hair was scattered, lay on the bed, saying faintly: "Does it have to be like this? Stinky Hei Yang!"
"Ahem, that..."
Hei Yang stretched out his hand with a smile, helped pull out a few hairs from Hong Li's mouth, and said quibly: "Well, I can't help but...
I always want to try the new gadgets that come out, can you understand me?"
"Oh, you just think it's fun to bully Hongli and make her cry."
Hongli snorted softly and sat up cross-legged again: "It's like I've been thinking about how to bully you all day long."
"Long live understanding!"
"This is not understanding!"
Hongli couldn't help but give Hei Yang a fist, sighed and continued to open the box.
Props: Poké ball
Quality:Purple
Effect: Used to capture creatures as elves, Nascent Soul realm and below realms must be captured successfully.
Introduction:The decision is yours!
Hei Yang: "..."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's face darkened, and he quickly turned to look at Hong Li: "Xiao Li, that me... what the hell are you!"
A ball quickly enlarged in his eyes, and Hei Yang's pupils shrank sharply. He finally sighed, rolled his eyes at Hong Li, and gave up thinking.
"Hey, long live understanding!"
Under Hong Li's expectant gaze, Hei Yang turned into a ball of light with a "pop" and was loaded into the elf ball. The ball didn't even bother to shake, and just made a "beep" sound, indicating that the capture was successful.
"Hahaha!"
Hongli picked up Hei Yang's elf ball from the bed, got a hat from somewhere, put it on her head, and laughed: "I successfully conquered Hei Yang!"
[Heiyang:...]
[Hei Yang: Forget it, there’s nothing to say, just do whatever you want, I’m tired, let’s destroy it!]
[Hongli: Hey, how is it inside?]
"Uh..."
Hei Yang turned around and looked around. He saw an ordinary room, a sofa, a chair, a bed, and something similar to a TV screen. Hei Yang walked over and opened it, and then he saw Hong Li's big eyes.
Looking inside curiously.
[Hei Yang: "..."]
[Heiyang: Don’t put your face too close, it’s scary.]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: What about you? How is it inside?]
[Heiyang:[Picture][Picture]]
【Heiyang: Just so so.】
[Hongli: Good guy, it’s okay!]
Hong Li opened the elf ball, released Black Sun, and then stared: "Ah?"
"Huh?"
Suddenly changing the environment, Hei Yang scratched his head in confusion, raised his face, and then said blankly: "Huh?"
"Good guy, I'm so damn good guy!"
Hongli looked at Heiyang in front of her, who was no bigger than her own palm. Her eyes were shining. She stretched out her hand to pinch Heiyang and put it in her palm. She excitedly poked him with her little finger: "Why have you become so small? You are so cute!"
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"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was poked by Hong Li and was shaking. He couldn't help showing his dead fish eyes, and looked up at Hong Li speechlessly: "But it looks very scary from my point of view. It feels like you can swallow me in one bite."<
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"Well, let me take a look..."
Hong Li took the elf ball, touched a raised button, and pressed it lightly: "Is this so...ah!"
Almost as soon as she pressed the button, Hongli exclaimed and felt her arms sink. She looked down and saw Heiyang lying in her arms, staring at her with a dark face.
"Pfft, hahaha, sorry, sorry..."
Hong Li put Hei Yang down, and took back the elf ball with a smile: "Is this really purple quality? Why does it look like a toy, a mini version of Hei Yang, hehehe..."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang showed interest on his face, and suddenly couldn't help but say: "How about I trade it with you for a sack?"
"Ha, don't even think about it."
Hongli showed a sly smile: "I can use this to play with you for years, ahem...
However, your sack is different, I have found a way to deal with it!"
"Ah?"
Hei Yang showed doubts in his eyes, and a question mark appeared on his head: "What can you do? I don't believe it!"
"Oh, it's very simple."
Hong Li stretched out her finger and said proudly: "Next time you put a sack on me, I won't resist. If I don't resist, you won't get fun. If you don't get fun, you will soon get tired of playing with the sack."
!"
"Are you tired of playing with sacks?"
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li: "But there is still a person in the sack."
Hongli: "..."
"Stop talking nonsense and continue!"
Hongli snorted lightly and refused to answer Hei Yang's words.
"Come on! Two consecutive attacks!"
Props: Counterclockwise
Quality:gold
Effect: A one-time consumable, the designated person will go back in time somewhere for 0 to 365 days.
Introduction: What is reversed is the past, what is changed is the future.
Props: clockwise
Quality:gold
Effect: A one-time consumable product that can accelerate the time of a designated person or place by 0 to 365 days.
Introduction:Accelerate!Accelerate!
"Hiss, what a high level of style!"
Hongli said without further ado: "Look at me!"
Item: No mole, come here
Quality:Purple
Effect: Don’t worry, look at it, 10 t’s!
Introduction: Hey, why can’t I mark them purple? This is very precious in my eyes!
Item: There is a mole, stop trading
Quality:Purple
Effect: Only effective for monks at Nascent Soul level and below, canceling a fatal attack.
Introduction:Heroes don’t run away from battle!
Hongli: "..."
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Ahem, I fainted so suddenly yesterday that I didn’t even have time to leave my last words...