Chapter 312 Ah, that feeling of being so sleepy but trying not to sleep is inexplicably refreshing.
"Hey, let's see how it goes!"
Hei Yang turned Hongli's head to the mirror and said proudly: "This is a classic good wife and mother's hairstyle, it will make you look like a mature adult!"
"Huh?"
Hong Li tilted her head, looked at the mirror, picked up the braid with one finger, and shook her head in surprise: "Side ponytail? You are quite good at it! I can't even braid it."
"Nonsense, it's like you made it up."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and patted Hong Li on the head: "You don't know how to braid your hair at all, right?"
"Hmm, so what?"
Hong Li snorted softly and turned towards Hei Yang, holding the braid with both hands and keeping following it.
"If you hadn't said you liked this, I would have had refreshing short hair now, which would have been much more convenient."
"Hehe."
Hei Yang reached out and hugged Hong Li from behind, looking at himself in the mirror as the chair he was sitting on with Hong Li was also swaying.
"Speaking of which, this hairstyle is actually quite dangerous."
"Aha?"
Hongli played with her hair with her fingers and asked curiously: "What should I say? Will it get wrapped around my neck when sleeping? Or will it hurt if someone pulls me in a fight?"
"Ha, no, no."
Hei Yang said cheerfully: "In anime, people with haircuts like yours usually die earlier or more miserably."
"Oh, that's it."
Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang and smiled slightly: "Hey, Hei Yang? If you want to die, just say it."
"Ahem, slip away, Hongli, see you tonight~"
"Stop! Damn it, stop!"
………
"Mom and dad are playing again."
Xiaohuo sat in his room, resting his elbows on the table and dragging his chin, looking at the books on the table calmly, and sighed.
"Really, when will I be as mature as Xiao Huo?"
"Xiao Huo! Come here and help me stop Hei Yang! He's running towards you!"
"Ha! Xiaohuo is coming!"
The book closed instantly, Xiao Huo jumped out of the room, and said with a smile: "Dad, please wake up!"
"Shameless! Shameless!"
"Ha, if you don't want to hold it in, I'll give Sajia Hongli a punch first! Watch me strangle you to death with my hair!"
"Vicious woman! You poisonous woman! Ah!"
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"Very good!"
Xingyun held a long knife in his hand and looked at the strong man striding across from him with a fighting spirit. He couldn't help but pursed his lips.
"If I beat you, I'll be in the top eight! If you want to punish me, Xingyun, there's no way! Ha!"
"Although I don't know what this junior sister is talking about."
The strong man calmly took off the giant sword behind him and held it upright in front of him. A powerful aura erupted from his body.
"But I'm sorry about the top eight. Let's try our best next time."
"Huh?"
Xingyun raised his eyebrows and said with some surprise: "Foundation building period?"
"Not bad!"
When the strong man heard the shocked party members starting to work, the corner of his mouth subconsciously rose.
"I have hidden my strength for so long just to surprise everyone in this competition!"
"Huh?"
Xingyun tilted his head, a little puzzled. If he hid his strength, wouldn't he receive less training resources? Could it be that the other party was so rich that he looked down on that little money?
"Forget it, forget it, don't think about it so much, in that case..."
The fighting spirit in Xingyun's eyes was rising steadily. Under the astonished gaze of his opponent, the aura on his body gradually became terrifying, and he broke through from the eighth level of Qi Refining to the ninth level of Qi Refining in one fell swoop.
"Hiss——"
The strong man took a deep breath and showed a bitch expression that he shouldn't have shown. His personality suddenly plummeted, and his IQ was bungee jumping without a lanyard.
"Just, so what if I break through to the ninth level of Qi Refining!"
The strong man's words became more and more like a little boy, and the atmosphere created by his calm face was completely destroyed: "I am in the foundation building stage!"
"Then build the foundation!"
Xingyun shouted loudly, flames rose from his body, flowing down his arm and onto the long knife, and his eyes were dazzling.
"This one must never be let go again!"
Huo Le, who was sitting at the elders' table in the audience, suddenly stood up and shouted to Jin Xiu on the side.
"Have you seen it? Another foundation-building period. With the blessings of Master, our fire department has prosperous talents!"
"Ah, yes, yes, you can do it..."
Jin Xiu rolled his eyes and said softly: "How many of you, senior brother, do you want to keep?"
"I said! This one will never escape this time!"
Under Jin Xiu's horrified gaze, Huo Le curled up the corner of his mouth, smiled evilly, and waved his hand with a gesture: "Get ready to take action."
"Yes! Elder!"
I saw a few fierce-looking fire brothers and sisters appearing out of nowhere, some carrying bundles of ropes, some holding sacks, and a guy who didn't know who was throwing something on the handkerchief...
Jin Xiu: "..."
"Senior brother, it's not like he's not..."
Jin Xiu quickly stretched out his hand to stop him and said speechlessly: "Don't go on the wrong road until the end!"
"Oh, don't persuade others to do good without suffering others' suffering!"
Huo Le gritted his teeth and said: "It won't be easy for anyone who comes today. I said, do it!"
"Yes!"
A steady voice sounded from behind, and Huo Le couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and couldn't help but put on a handkerchief over his mouth and nose. Hmm? Handkerchief?
Huo Le's eyes widened and he wanted to say something, but then he rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Should I say it or not..."
Silver Saint took back the handkerchief and praised: "Qingkong, your hands have always been very powerful."
"Ha, of course, this is the sign of a professional counterpart."
Yao Qingkong proudly raised her hand to the sky.
"The first testable anesthesia operation in the travel world was performed by my ancestor's ancestor!
This is a special version that has been improved many times, and the effect is very good. I guarantee that even in the Nascent Soul stage, if you don’t notice it for a while, you will suffer a big loss.
Well, it will definitely make him sleep peacefully as if he were dead!"
"Well, that's awesome..."
Yin Zisheng opened Kai Le's eyelids, touched his chin and observed carefully: "But are you really sure that my junior brother is not really dead, but is still alive?"
"Of course!"
"But he's not even breathing?"
"Normal!"
"The heartbeat is gone."
"Absolutely!"
"Awesome!"
Yin Zisheng couldn't help but admired: "In other words, he can't feel anything now. If I secretly remove a kidney from him, there won't be any problem?"
"It's okay to pick two! Don't worry!"
"Awesome!"
"That's that, that's..."
Jin Xiu: "..."
Jin Xiu secretly moved to a small corner and took out the emergency communication stone: "Way? Yes, is it the Law Enforcement Department of the Cultivation World? Yes, yes, I want to report it.
Well, a mad scientist is part-time a human trafficker, a deadly poisoner and a master waist grabber, yes, he is very powerful, um, very scary!
That's right, that's right, remember to send more people, that's right, I'm dead!"
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"Ha, the top eight are within reach!"
Xingyun shook off the sparks from the long knife and glanced at the strong man who fell to the ground. His eyes turned around, the corners of his mouth raised, and he turned to look at the two arenas on the left and right.
"Are you convinced?"
Hei Xiaolong crossed his arms across his chest, looked at the tall and thin man in the ice in front of him, and snorted coldly: "I'll ask you again, do you accept it?
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Didn’t you say you were going to beat me until I call you daddy? If you call me daddy, I will let you out!"
The tall and lanky man blinked wildly: "******"
"!!!"
Hei Xiaolong's expression changed: "A special method for cursing people in the spiritual world? There is something!"
The tall and thin man's eyes moved left and right: "******"
"Hiss! Your mouth still smells so bad?!"
Hei Xiaolong rolled up his sleeves and his hair blew up.
"It seems that you are determined to force me to take action. I will remember Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli's lexicon in my heart!"
"******"
"******"
"The quality of the players in the No. 7 arena is too low. I will give you a warning..."
"Ha, accepted."
Zhao Zhuji removed the long sword from the neck of his opponent, who looked a little ugly, and said politely.
"Thank you for showing mercy."
The opponent returned the salute, turned around and walked towards the audience.
"There are actually two members of the Five Elements Sect who have entered the top eight..."
Zhao Zhuji turned to look at Xingyun, and then caught a glimpse of Hei Xiaolong, whose mouth seemed to be blocked by a layer of water for some reason.
He nodded thoughtfully, then turned his head and looked at another place that surprised him.
"That..."
Hong Butian said hello sheepishly: "I'm only at the third level of Qi refining. I just gave it a try just for fun.
In the end, I got a bye and advanced again, so, well, I accidentally entered the top 16, which is very strange. I know this is not the rank I should be in, so I hope you will be merciful."
"Showing weakness to the enemy..."
Hong Butian's opponent's eyes were hidden under his long bangs. He was dressed in black, holding a broken sword in his arms, and said in a dull voice: "I didn't expect that an upright sect like Wuliang Sword Sect would have such a scheming person like you.
Senior!"
"Hey, hey, why am I scheming? Who am I scheming about?"
Hong Butian raised his brows, and his temper was on the ground: "I tell you, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. I, Hong Buyian, stand up straight!"
"Oh, every time I use the smallest amount of effort to defeat a powerful opponent, even pretending to be a fake person..."
The man in black analyzed with a sneer: "Using the so-called luck, fluke and other reasons to sneak in quietly, and wait until the end to reveal the trump card and win the first place in one fell swoop. It's a good trick."
"I'm so good at what you do!"
Hong Butian pointed at his own face with a look of collapse: "You are so advanced, can't you see through me? Can't you see that I am really just a noob?"
"Oh, stop pretending, you are so smart that you are misled by your cleverness."
The man in black said proudly: "Other methods are so clever that I can hardly see any traces. It can be said to be terrifying.
But you have to go up with this kind of cultivation, but you can't be like a tiger. Compared with the one who can take the Grade A exam, someone like you who can control the passing score of Grade C every time is better.
Horrible!"
"I accuse your grandma!"
"Oh? You want to anger me by uttering obscene words?"
The man in black chuckled: "I won't be fooled. Back then I acted recklessly because of my pride.
As a result, I was taught a lesson by a master of the Wuliang Sword Sect, who broke my beloved sword as a warning to make me think twice before doing anything, so as not to be fooled and paid for in the future.
Since then, I have gained a lot more patience, waiting for my opponent to reveal his flaws and then defeating him with one strike. This is the path I should take!"
"Ha, it's hopeless. See you later."
Hong Butian rolled his eyes, raised his hands and said, "I give up..."
"Very good, I admit that your provocation method has worked on me!"
The swordsman in black's momentum increased crazily: "You don't even bother to fight me?
Yes, after all, you are a strong man of that level, so it is natural for you not to care about a little guy like me."
"However, I have been preparing for this day for too long!"
The black-clothed swordsman suddenly roared, and the black sword energy surrounded him, and his momentum increased again: "This secret technique can temporarily allow my strength to reach the peak of foundation building in a short period of time. Combined with my sword skills, I am confident that even the golden elixir can be used."
Fight!
Of course, since I don’t have a good command of this secret technique, even I don’t have absolute confidence in controlling it.
As long as you can withstand my attack, you win!"
"Hey, hey, it's not going to be such a big battle, is it? Brother, calm down, calm down, I told you to vote..."
"That's enough, do you still want to humiliate me?!"
The man in black roared angrily, raised his broken sword and rushed towards the Chunin people. Suddenly he staggered, spit out blood, knelt on the ground with one knee, raised his head, and said with a look of reluctance: "Damn it!
Sure enough, my control is still a little bit worse. Is this what you expected? Ha! I really overestimate my capabilities."
"Uh..."
The corner of Hong Butian's mouth twitched: "So do you want to fight? If you don't fight, then I will vote..."
"I surrender."
"???"
Hong Butian had a question mark: "Wait, what are you doing?"
"I've said it before, if this secret technique is not controlled well, it will suffer backlash."
The man in black calmly allowed large globs of blood to flow from the corner of his mouth: "Now that I am so weak that I can't even use my spiritual power at will, there is no point in fighting anymore."
"That's all, since you know you are not as powerful as you, you might as well use this time to practice!"
The man in black bowed his hands to Hong Butian: "I've been taught a lesson! Farewell!"
"Hey, hey, what have you been taught? Why don't I know?"
"I understand what you mean. A true sentence can only be understood, not expressed in words!"
"What the hell..."
Hong Butian stared blankly at the back of the man in black. It was not until he was announced that he had entered the top eight that he couldn't help but said sadly: "Come back here, don't leave me here, you can face those people."
Go monsters!"
………
"Well, what happened?"
Huo Le woke up in a daze.
"It's okay, let's sleep a little longer."
Silver Sheng took out a handkerchief and covered Huo Le's mouth.
"Well, Zisheng, this cannot be used repeatedly, the dose will pass!"
"Huh?!!"
"What will happen after this? Will the state of death last longer?"
"No, I will really die."
"..."
"Hurry! Jin Xiu! Hurry, carry your senior brother and go to the hospital to find those water department disciples for gastric lavage! Hurry!"
"!!!"
………
"Ha, it's another beautiful day."
On the roof of Yang Li's house, two deck chairs were spread out. Hei Yang Hongli was covered with the same quilt, wearing sunglasses and looking at the blue sky.
"Heiyang, Heiyang, look at that street, Mom!"
"Huh? Where is that?"
"Stupid, over there, look over there!"
"What are they going to do?"
"Look at the small restaurant far away and the two people in the corner..."
"Good guys, they changed places to hide and drink again, right?"
