How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 313 No matter what competition it is, in everyone’s eyes, the strongest ones are those who did not participate
Chapter 313 No matter what competition it is, in everyone’s eyes, the strongest ones are those who did not participate
Under the expectant gaze of Hei Yang Hongli and the horrified expression of Hei Mu Guanghong and Xiaochen, the two bosses came hand in hand, looking at the two of them with red eyes.
The street that was bustling with people just now seemed to suddenly become quiet, as if they were the only two people left in the world, just like them!
"His! Hatred is locked!"
Hongli took a sip of milk, her eyes widened.
"Hiss! What is the sense of oppression!"
Hei Yang leaned towards Hong Li, wrapped himself tightly in the quilt and shivered (correctly).
"How many rounds do you think Dad and the others can last?"
"I feel like the cutscenes will be dropped if I can't even finish them."
"That's right..."
"This is what plot killing looks like!"
"Brother! Run!"
Hei Muguang banged the table, kept the drink money, jumped out of the window and ran away.
"Good brother! Let's go together!"
Hong Xiaochen followed suit and used both legs to get out from the back door.
"Ah?"
The hotel owner scratched his head in confusion and came out from behind. He looked at the drink money on the table and asked with confusion: "Is this too much?"
"Huh?"
Qing Yiyi turned to look at the hotel owner, raised her eyebrows and said: "New here? Don't you understand the rules?"
"Ah...yes..."
The hotel owner's expression froze: "What, what are the rules?"
"Don't talk, listen to me."
Lan Yuying turned to look at the boss with a mysterious face, took out two Qiankun jade, the most valuable currency of Qiankun Country, and pressed them on the table in the eyes of the shop owner.
"Give these to you. If they come to buy wine later, don't sell it to them.
Also, tell us, you don’t have to worry about the rest, but you are not allowed to falsify or fabricate facts, okay?”
"This..."
The store owner was shocked and said: "Are you two going to buy a store? How much hatred is this..."
"Just ask if it's okay?"
"Of course, of course!"
"Thank you for your cooperation."
Lan Yuying and Qing Yiyi looked at each other and nodded: "Chase!"
The shop owner blinked his eyes, coughed twice, quietly put away the two Qiankun jade, waved, and the waiter came.
"Do you know the two gentlemen who were sitting here just now?"
"Ha, who doesn't know this?"
The waiter at the local shop chuckled: "The second master of the black family and the second master of the red family!"
"No wonder..."
The shop owner suddenly understood and waved.
"Go and find a painter to draw a portrait of those two gentlemen. If I can't sleep at night, I'll take a look at them and take notes."
"No need to draw, boss, go to the shopkeeper Wang in the next door tavern. He has many more!"
"Hiss..."
………
"It's broken, it's broken..."
Hong Xiaochen sighed as he ran: "Now, the new base area we finally discovered has fallen.
I hope that the boss is a true gentleman with integrity and will not bend his back for gold and silver..."
"Haha, then next time we go there, we will find that the tavern has become our family's legal property."
Hei Muguang couldn't help but complain.
"Wow, you said, didn't you say you stepped on it a little bit?"
Hong Xiaochen's eyes widened: "How come we were still discovered!"
"Nonsense, I've stepped on it so many times and it's not discovered. Is it reasonable?"
"..."
Hong Xiaochen's expression froze: "Speaking of which, can we have some drinks while we're on the road?"
"Brother is so smart!"
"Who did you learn how to talk from? Why do you smell like those two unlucky children..."
"As a family, it's normal to be subtle."
"That's right..."
…………
"Eh? I seem to hear dads secretly talking about us?"
Hongli scratched her head, turned to look at Hei Yang who was leaning very close, and asked curiously: "Did you hear that? Did I hear it right?"
"Ah, I didn't hear clearly."
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes and said casually: "I guess what you are talking about: It must be those two unlucky kids who leaked the secret. I won't beat them to death when I get back."
"Bah, bah, bah, don't be so embarrassed."
Hong Lixun glanced at Hei Yang: "I know very well. Your mother has been chasing you around all day since you were a child, and your father has never beaten you once, right?"
"Actually, it happened once."
"Huh?"
"Slap your butt, and you will regret it after the slap."
Hei Yang said faintly: "Now when we have dinner together, we still bring it up, and my father says with a guilty look that he was too young and impulsive at that time...
Gee, it would be great if my father’s temper could be reconciled with my mother’s.”
"Then being beaten by a mixed couple?"
"Ah, just pretend I didn't say that."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and looked at Hong Li: "What about you?"
"Haha, sister, I have never been beaten!"
"Nonsense."
"Ah?"
"You have been beaten by me since childhood."
"Human words?"
The arrival of spring adds a bit more vitality to the five-color city. There are new arrivals, old ones leaving, and some that will always be there.
Some couples are very weird together. They have a few words every day and still enjoy it. They look away and roll their eyes, as if their life is missing something if they don't do this.
Some men and women are very simple together. They accompany each other to do things that each other loves to do, and they also do things that everyone likes to do together, and finally let the laughter spread into the clouds.
………
The clouds are getting thicker and thicker, and the dark sky changes at any time. Spring rain is not always welcome, but whether you like it or not, it always falls to tell you the arrival of spring.
At the same time, I also helped two guys who had an idea to solve the problem.
When Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying caught up fiercely, two mature middle-aged men were leaning against the door of the umbrella shop.
The two men each held an umbrella, looked at the two dumbfounded women with concern, pointed at the dark sky, showed a gentle smile, and then walked to their respective wives in a matter-of-fact manner, holding the red hands.
They hugged each other with shame.
The raindrops hitting the umbrella also ripple in my heart.
The two women wanted to walk in the rain for a little longer so that they could feel their husband's gentle embrace for a longer time.
The two men also wanted to walk in the rain for a while. The strong wind would wash away the smell of alcohol quickly, so as not to react to them when they got home...
"Hey~~"
Hong Li raised her head and raindrops hit the barrier, leaving blurred water marks, just like a bucket of water poured on the bottom of an upside-down bowl.
“It’s raining and the picture is blurry.”
Hongli closed her eyes and shook her head: "I can't see, I can't see, I can't see anything."
"Tsk."
Hei Yang smiled happily, it would be strange if the rain could block their sight, but those are parents, and they are romantic in the rain.
Well, I don’t dare to look, I don’t dare to look!
"Hey, it's okay."
Hei Yang picked up Hong Li while she screamed, and pulled her from her recliner into his arms.
"No one can see us either. It looks like it's going to rain heavily."
"..."
Hongli's face turned as red as a peach.
"Well, I can't see it, Xiaohuo can't see it."
Xiaohuo was reading the book expressionlessly, with a serious look on his face: "The strange noises happening at home are all fake and don't exist.
Phew, Xiao Huo hates rainy days the most, his feathers are getting wet! Hate it! (o｀3’*)”
………
"Welcome everyone back to the martial arts competition that takes place every few years!"
In the sky, two young disciples with good temperament and good looks are floating with the help of flying spirit beasts. Their voices are loud enough to be heard by the monks present.
"After many rounds of arduous competition, we finally came to the final four-strong competition!
Today, after three games, we will decide the final champion!"
"Yes, originally the semi-finals and the final battle were divided into two days, but all the big guys agreed that it doesn't take that long for children to fight..."
"Ha, the junior fellow student who is my partner is really humorous. The bosses say that this way can better test the disciples' ability to react on the spot.
Because when you are actually fighting, the enemy will not give you a chance to rest!
Recovery ability and recovery speed are also one of the tests of a disciple's ability!"
"Ah hahaha, yes, what my partner senior sister said is really good, I think so too!"
The male host wiped the sweat from his forehead with a guilty look on his face, recited "Self-cultivation of Hosts" and "Human Relations" several times in his mind, coughed twice, and then announced.
"Okay, now we can see that after many rounds of competition, the contestants who have stood out and are still standing on the stage happen to be two men and two women, and they happen to be two disciples of the Five Elements Sect and two Wuliangjianmen."
"Yes, it seems that playing at home will greatly benefit the two local holy places!"
The female host took over the conversation and said with a smile: "Of course, we also know that many outstanding disciples from the other two holy places are still guarding the sect in the east, and not all have come over.
Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be another battle between dragons and tigers, and the ending may not be like this.
Well, as for the talented young men and women from other major sects, they are also my hope for the future of the travel world, and they are also the dawn of the future of the cultivation world!"
"Quick, quack, quack!"
There is applause here.
"Very good, now let me introduce everyone on the court!"
The male host smiled and landed: "The first person I want to introduce is this year's dark horse junior sister Xingyun. She just started her career last year, and this year she made an extraordinary appearance in the competition, defeating many powerful enemies.
You are worthy of being a master disciple of the Five Elements Holy Land, and you are worthy of being the proud daughter of the Five Fruits Family!"
"Ha, Dad, are you here?"
Xingyun stood on tiptoe and looked hard: "You said that if I made it to the semi-finals, I would definitely take the time to watch!
I asked Gaga to pick you up at the city gate, so don’t admit your mistake!"
"Oh? It seems that the family members of Junior Sister Xingyun have also come to our scene."
The female host smiled and said: "Are you the father of this junior sister? Stand up and play drums for your daughter... huh?"
Before the hostess finished speaking, she was suddenly startled. She saw Junior Sister Xingyun staring at her. Is there anything wrong with what she said?
"Oh? We can see that an old father stood up in the audience."
The male host continued to cooperate. He turned his eyes to the man in the audience holding a small Li Huohe. The latter stood up and waved to Xingyun, smiled slightly and sat down again. The whole audience was in an uproar.<
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On the stage, Xingyun forced a smile, but Gaga looked bad.
"Gah, they didn't even ask grandpa for his opinion..."
Gaga curled his lips, then lowered his head silently. He saw that one of his grandfather's trouser legs was empty.
"Ha, it was obviously Xiaoyun who called grandpa first."
The man showed a kind smile and stroked Gaga's head: "Gaga will understand when she has a child. When the child needs encouragement, as a father, he should appear in time."
"Well..."
"Well, let's take a look at the next person..."
The female host felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere on the stage, so she quickly walked to Hei Xiaolong and introduced again: "Junior Brother Hei Xiaolong is amazing. This is a little genius who became famous a few years ago.
It was predicted to be the youngest foundation-building period for the next generation in the spiritual world, but now it turns out to be true."
"Ha, thank you to the sect, thank you to the master, thank you to the elders, thank you to the country..."
Hei Xiaolong touched his head shyly. He was still a little sore from being beaten by his master yesterday. It would be better to be more honest today.
This must be impossible!
"Of course, the one I want to thank most is my Brother Heiyang!"
Hei Xiaolong's eyes lit up and he said with joy: "Please allow me to take up a moment of your time and introduce to you my brother and idol, Brother Heiyang!
Hei Yang is my brother's name. The reason why I named him brother is not only because I am really a younger brother, but also because my admiration for him can no longer be described in just two words, so I had to add one more word.
Well, this person just said that I am the youngest of the younger generation in the foundation building period, so I accepted it shamelessly.
But if we talk about the youngest Jindanqi, we must mention my brother. Well, there seems to be someone three days younger than him... Well, I won't mention that person's name here, let's continue reading.
Go back to Brother Heiyang!"
Hei Xiaolong held the amplification spirit stone tightly and said with a flourish: "Yes, I want everyone to know his honor and greatness, his character and accomplishments, his pursuit and ideals, his pattern and abilities... Yes, I have a wish, that is, many years from now, it doesn’t matter whether everyone remembers Hei Xiaolong, but everyone must remember Hei Yang...and at least two more brothers!
Because in that era, he will definitely become even greater, and then just three words will not be able to express it...
Um, what are you doing? I haven’t finished speaking yet... Um, hey, help! Um, everyone, look...
Look everyone...this is my master, well, I am abused like this every day...
Oh, save...Gululu..."
A whirlpool suddenly appeared on the stage, swallowing up the struggling Hei Xiaolong.
The host blinked and smiled cheerfully at the audience. Everyone secretly glanced at a serious-faced Nascent Soul stage boss named Shui on the seat. They also looked at each other and smiled, losing their memory in a tacit understanding.
Was there anyone there just now?
Was there someone named Hei Xiaolong on the stage just now?
I don’t remember it at all!
How could someone make up such a person? Isn’t it common sense that there are only three people in the top four? Hahahaha!
"Ahem, um, next is the disciple of Wuliang Sword Sect..."
The female host mentally read "The Host's Self-cultivation Deluxe Edition" and "The Field Control Guide" to pieces, and her forehead was sweating. She felt that she, with more than 110 years of hosting experience, was about to die.<
"Hello senior brothers and sisters, I am Zhao Zhuji of the Wuliangjian Sect. Thanks to the sect's love, I am able to bring glory to the sect here."
Zhao Zhuji bowed solemnly and said: "Now I will ask everyone to review my performance. Thank you everyone!"
"Hahaha, Junior Sister Zhao Zhuji is truly a genius of Wuliang Sword Sect. This is evident from the moment she opens her mouth. I believe everyone is the same as me and is looking forward to her showing off her skills!"
The female host breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that the style of the disciples of Wuliang Sword Sect is still normal!
Fortunately, okay, the remaining one is also from the Wuliang Sword Sect, so it should be easy.
Let her think about the information she memorized in advance. The name of the next person is Hong Butian... Hmm, the realm is the third level of Qi refining?
Female host: "???"
"Ahahaha...it's my turn, right?"
Hong Butian looked at everyone's eyes focused on him and smiled awkwardly. How could he be... the top four?
Could it be that cousin Xiaoli and cousin Xiaoyang instigated them to operate behind the scenes?
Hong Butian's heart was suddenly filled with conspiracy theories, and he felt inexplicably sad. It turns out that the world of spiritual practice is so corrupt.
It turns out that such an aboveboard game can also be faked?
It turns out that he, a guy who has practiced for less than a year, can also enter the semi-finals?
Damn it, the world of spiritual practice is so dark and terrifying... The evil forces are doing whatever they want under the umbrella of protection!
Hong Buyian took a closer look and saw that the protective umbrella was Xiaoli Xiaoyang, but the evil force was actually myself?!