How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 316: You are kind and polite when you first meet, but once you get acquainted, you can say anything, but you still need to master a certain degree of control.
Chapter 316: You are kind and polite when you first meet, but once you get acquainted, you can say anything, but you still need to master a certain degree of control.
"Elder, is he okay?"
"Don't worry, senior brother said, you can't die!"
"Hey, hey, not dying is such an irresponsible statement, it's too much!"
"There's nothing we can do. He has to bring someone to put a sack on Xiaoyun. We have no choice."
"Ah ah ah? What's wrong with me? Why do you have to put a sack on me?"
"You're still young, so you don't need to know. I'd better keep you less exposed to the dark side of society."
"Ha, it's useless. She has been in contact with Sister Hongli and must have experienced the dark side of the world!"
"Well, that's right..."
"But isn't it a bit impolite for us to watch Elder Huo in front of his bed like this?"
"Uh..."
In front of Elder Huo Le's hospital bed, everyone looked at each other.
"Oh, what does it mean to watch!"
Jin Xiu shook the apple in his hand: "Didn't we bring fruit to visit our senior brother? Uh-huh."
"Why did you eat it?"
Hong Butian couldn't help complaining: "Suddenly, two guys who don't want to mention their names came to mind."
"Oops, senior brother can't eat it anyway. Uh-huh."
Jin Xiu rolled his eyes: "As a junior sister, I will do the work for him. What if I die on my senior brother's bedside?"
"Ah! So there is still such a saying!"
Xingyun looked shocked and turned around quickly: "Quack, little notebook, little notebook, remember the famous quotes!"
"Hey, hey, why do I feel like you are remembering my dark history?"
Jin Xiu glanced at Xingyun: "But you are really energetic, you will be able to go to the ground in just a few days."
"Ha, of course!"
Xingyun patted his chest proudly and coughed up two mouthfuls of blood insignificantly: "Sister Hongli is waiting for me, how can I delay!"
"Hey, you're not completely fine at all!"
Jin Xiu helplessly held her forehead, hearing Xingyun's left mouth full of Hongli Sister, and her right mouth full of Hongli Sister, and thinking of Mouli's look of needing a beating, she snorted softly.
"Lie to Kangxi"
"And you think too much of that guy, right?"
Jin Xiu curled his lips in displeasure: "That guy will wait for you? Funny!
She is probably having a sweet time with her husband right now. He is just a guy who values sex over friendship, haha!"
"I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Those who lied to me lied to those who lied to me."
Xingyun covered her ears: "Don't listen, don't listen..."
"Brother Heiyang——"
Hei Xiaolong screamed heartbreakingly.
"Hey, why are you so crazy?"
Hei Xiaoqi glanced at her brother: "If you want ghosts to howl, go out and howl. This is the ward, and there are other patients who need peace of mind to recuperate."
"Woo woo woo..."
Hei Xiaolong shed tears: "I didn't want to either!
I just, just, think that Brother Heiyang has become that woman's thing, letting her do whatever she wants...
Ah, just thinking about that scene makes me groan..."
"Is it necessary..."
Hei Xiaoqi was speechless: "It's just that Xiaoyang is getting married, and you have such a big reaction."
"Well..."
Hei Xiaoqi chuckled: "Then if your biological sister leaves your side anytime, why don't you cry to death?"
"Yes, Hei Xiaoqi, when will you get married?"
Hei Xiaolong's face instantly calmed down, and he said coldly: "Give me a specific time, and I will prepare a few whips to hang at the door on that day..."
"Bang!"
"Ah!"
"..."
Xingyun and others watched the hospital bed being overturned and Hei Xiaolong being pressed under the bed, with a row of black lines streaked across his head.
"Well done!"
Hong Butian’s affirmation.
"Huh, I haven't cleaned up the house for three days and uncovered the tiles."
Hei Xiaoqi clapped her hands and snorted coldly.
"Forget it, forget it, none of that matters."
Xingyun smiled and waved her hand: "That's it, I'm ready to leave?"
"Hey, how about I go home and take a look at that?"
Hong Butian suddenly thought of his parents, raised his hands and said: "Give me a ride?"
"Don't think about it."
Zhao Zhuji, who was lying on the hospital bed beside her, rested her arms on her pillow and said quietly: "This sect does not offer winter and summer vacations. If you want to go back, you need to apply three months in advance and you can only go back after passing the review."
"Huh? Is there still such a rule?"
Hong Butian's eyes widened: "Then why is the Five Elements Sect so good?"
"You also said that it is the Five Elements Sect."
Zhao Zhuji rolled her eyes: "You are not from the Five Elements Sect. I worry about my own affairs. Why do you worry about it?"
"That's right!"
Xingyun snorted: "Even Elder Huo didn't say anything, which proves that he also agrees!
Elder Huo? Elder Huo? Can you still speak?"
Huo Le:......
"Ha, look, you have no objection."
"I regret it, I went to the wrong school..."
Hong Butian looked melancholy: "Why, they are all acquaintances and connections, and they are guaranteed to enter the sect.
The other side is unfamiliar with the place, has a lot of rules, doesn't matter, and has to suffer through various tests.
What kind of donkey kicked me in the head at that time, so I chose the Wuliang Sword Sect..."
"Ha, young people, young people like to be impulsive when their heads are hot. I can understand it."
Hei Xiaolong dug his head out with a look of vicissitudes on his face: "I used to be as young and frivolous as you, but now I'm pressed under the bed."
"Hei Xiaolong, shut up."
Hong Butian gritted his teeth and looked at Zhao Zhuji, who spread his hands: "Don't look at me, there's nothing I can do."
"Originally, we stayed here because we were injured."
Zhao Zhuji said speechlessly: "It's interesting enough for the sect to let us recuperate here. We should go back as soon as the injury is healed."
"The injury...is healed?"
Hong Butian blinked, turned to look at Zhao Zhuji, showing a funny face: "Hey?"
"You, what do you want to do?!"
Zhao Zhuji's eyes widened and she threatened: "I'm warning you, everyone is watching, you are not allowed to mess around!"
"What are you thinking about."
Hong Butian sighed and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I'll go back and write the application form for the head office. It's really troublesome!"
"So..."
Xingyun chuckled and waved his hand towards Huo Le: "Elder Huo, I'm leaving now. I may have to play outside for a few months. If you don't say anything, you just agreed!"
Huo Le:......
Huo Le had a dream. He dreamed that he was exploring a secret realm and got a bunch of magical secrets, magic weapons, and spiritual weapons. He was laughing and laughing. The secret books grew wings, the magic weapon grew legs, and he ran away!
Burnt lips, dry mouth, unable to breathe...
………
Royal Capital, Hong Family.
"Phew! Done!"
Hong Ling was lying on the table, looking as if her body had been hollowed out. She pulled over a mirror and looked at her deep dark circles, pale lips, and bloodshot eyes in the mirror.
And her long hair!
Hong Ling touched her short hair cut to the ears with a sad look on her face. In order to facilitate her work and for this family, she had paid too much!
"Ah, it can't be done, it can't be done. If you continue like this, you will really die..."
Hong Ling said bad lines and thought quietly: "I have to find a few deputy heads of the family to help me carry it for a while...or maybe I shouldn't do it myself in the first place."
Hong Ling's eyes moved up, imagining that in the picture, Hong Li chuckled and said to her: "Let me tell you, aunt, in fact, there are many ways to fish when you are the head of the family. As long as there are no big problems... Gujigu
Ji, Ji Gu Ji Gu."
"No! Absolutely not!"
Hong Ling looked upright in the memory scene: "If you don't care about small problems, it will be a big problem when something really happens. If you don't do it right, then don't do it right. If you do, you have to do your duty...ah!"
"Do your duty as a ghost! Ha!"
Hong Ling in the memory scene was pinched to death by Hong Ling's hand. Hong Li in the memory scene was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she carefully poked Hong Ling's body with a branch...
"Hey, hey, don't add drama to yourself in my memories!"
Hong Ling waved her hand and dismissed the screen.
"Wait a minute, am I talking to myself..."
Hong Ling suddenly came back to her senses, covered her face and said: "Oh my God, I'm starting to lose consciousness and have hallucinations. Rest, I must rest!"
"Wait, um, that's..."
Hong Ling turned to look at her side and saw several well-protected books. She didn't even have time to open them.
"The book Xiaoli borrowed, but unfortunately I haven't had time to read it yet. Speaking of which..."
The image of Hong Xiaoli jumping up and down holding a small colorful flag to welcome her appeared in front of Hong Ling's eyes again, and she quickly waved away.
"My random thoughts go against common sense. How could that guy Hongli smile so sweetly and welcome me to play!"
"But having said that, Wuse City is indeed a good place for vacation..."
Hong Ling showed longing eyes: "There are mountains, water, and tranquility...
Well, by the way, Xiaoli asked me to give her a book, right?"
"..."
…………
"Well..."
Hongli sat in front of the dressing table, holding the book in her hand and reading it seriously.
[You only need to say these four words to make the boy you like uncontrollably praise you for your sweet mouth!]
"Black Sun?"
Hongli turned to the sofa and shouted.
"What are you doing?"
"These four words."
"Wow, Hongli, your little mouth is so sweet, I can't hold it anymore."
"Thank you."
Hongli nodded with satisfaction and continued to read "Three Thousand Strategies for Boys and Girls to Maintain Intimate Relationships". What the book said was very accurate.
"Well, uh..."
Hei Yang lay on the sofa and turned to the next page.
[When a boy smiles at a girl like this, she will blush and her heart will beat...]
"Hongli?"
"Ah?"
"Look at me, look at me."
"Wow, you smile so well. I blush and my heart beats when I see you!"
"Thank you."
Hei Yang nodded with satisfaction.
"Dududu..."
"Ha, sorry to answer the call."
Hongli waved her hand and took the communication, and Xingyun's figure popped up on the screen.
"Sister Hongli——"
Xingyun spoke with wind in the sky: "I'm going to play with you! Can you see, I'm on the way!"
"Ah, please pay attention to the traffic rules."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Remember to watch the road and stop calling."
"Oh——"
Xingyun sighed, and suddenly thought of something: "Ah! That's right - I'm number one!"
"I saw it."
Hongli smiled: "You deserve it, and you can expect a bright future!"
"Hey, thank you, Sister Hongli. I'll hang up first."
"Hmm."
Hongli smiled softly and continued reading.
[When a boy says this word to you, he must like you.]
"Hei Yang, say this word to me quickly."
"This word."
"Hey, thank you!"
"..."
"Speaking of which..."
Hei Yang suddenly spoke and whispered to Hong Li, "It's almost time to wake up, right?"
"It should be, it's usually this time..."
Hong Li also closed the book and stared nervously at Xiao Huo's bedroom door with Hei Yang, counting silently in her mind.
"Three two one, three two one, three two one..."
Beads of sweat appeared on Heiyang Hongli's forehead.
"Wow!!!"
Xiao Huo's surprise sound came through the door: "Mom and Dad!"
"Squeak!"
The door was pushed open, and Xiaohuo ran out with bare feet and an excited look on his face, holding a Lihuo crystal made into a necklace with a rope, carved into the shape of a family of three.
"Happy birthday, little girl!"
"The little girl is one year old!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Hei Yang Hongli stood up with a smile and walked to Xiao Huo. Together with Xiao Huo, he raised his head and walked towards the living room.
"Look at the birthday dinner we prepared for you, everything..."
"Dudududu"
"Uh..."
Hongli scratched her head, took the spirit stone, and said fiercely: "Hey! Who is it! Such a way to ruin the atmosphere? Well, who are you? Well? Aunt???"
"Huh?"
Hong Ling stuck her head out and saw Hong Li's unhappy face. Then she saw the loving family of three in the picture. She reacted and laughed awkwardly.
"Maybe I didn't call at the right time, that..."
"Uh, is it really you, aunt?"
Hongli and Heiyang held Xiaohuo and sat down on the sofa. Heiyang got up and went to the kitchen to serve the dishes, including longevity noodles that he and Hongli tried to cook for the first time.
"Of course it's me."
Hong Ling pointed to herself speechlessly: "Who else could it be if you weren't me? Why, how long did it take before you forgot about me?"
"Uh, no, no..."
Hong Li scratched her head and thought about it: "That's right, your black eyeshadow is relatively new, so I didn't recognize it at first. Well, what about your hair?"
"Hey, don't mention this, we are still good aunts and nephews..."
Hong Ling chuckled, turned to look at Xiao Huo who looked curious, and waved her hand: "Xiao Huo, do you still remember who I am?"
"Of course, grandma!"
Xiao Huo chuckled: "Grandma, Xiao Huo breaks out of his shell today!"
"Huh? Really?"
Hong Ling looked at Hong Li curiously.
"It has to be yes."
Hong Li snorted softly, smiled and touched Xiao Huo's little head: "Anyway, as a great-aunt, you must give me some birthday gifts.
Well, I know you are quite busy, so it doesn’t matter if the person doesn’t arrive, as long as the gift arrives!”
"Hey, hey, you said the opposite, right?"
"No!"
"Huh..."
Hong Ling paused, coughed twice, and said with a sad look on her face: "Auntie is in that state of being hollowed out right now, can you please don't choke her?"
"Huh? Who?"
Hongli's eyes lit up: "Has my aunt found true love? Is the other party married for the second or third time?
Oh, age doesn’t matter. Although my aunt is a little older, at least..."
"Du."
The screen of Lingshi went black.
"Ah this..."
Hong Li and Xiao Huo looked at each other.
"Dududu."
The spiritual stone is connected.
"Ahem, I couldn't hold it back just now."
Hong Ling took a deep breath, tried not to look at Hong Li, and announced: "To make a long story short, I have finished my work recently and plan to go to your place to rest for a few days and experience your leisurely life. I will give you a notice first."<
/p>
"Ah? Are you coming too?"
Hongli looked disgusted: "Farewell?"
"Hey, what do you mean? What do you mean by me?"
Hong Ling sighed and took some books next to her: "In that case, these books will not be returned..."
"Put the book down!"
Hongli was shocked: "If you have something to discuss, don't touch the book. It's a masterpiece in the collection!"