Chapter 317: Whether it is good or bad, it all comes under unexpected circumstances...
"Quack! Quack! Speed up! Speed up!"
The sky washed by the rain was blue and clear, and Xingyun sat cross-legged on Gaga's back with an excited look on her face.
"Five Color City! Five Color City! Sister Hongli! Sister Hongli!"
"Gaga, tell me...sister Hongli, will she be picking us up outside the city now?"
Xingyun asked excitedly.
"Quack!"
"Ha, I guess so!"
Xingyun chuckled and said proudly: "If it were Sister Hongli, she would definitely not come to pick us up, hahaha.
She must still be lying down, sitting and lying down at home, hehe."
"Quack!"
"Yes, yes, because it's not the first time."
Xingyun coughed twice, pinched her eyelids with both hands, pulled out the dead fish eyes, and imitated in a low voice: "Sister Hongli will definitely say it.
Oops, do you have no legs or feet? Do you have to ask me to pick you up? Can't you just come to us directly at home? You know the location anyway.
Well, what if you don’t know? Don’t you have a brain or a mouth? Don’t you know how to ask passers-by? I am a local coward, who doesn’t know where my family lives?
Huh? What if he really doesn’t know? Nonsense, if he doesn’t know, of course you should ask someone else!”
"Quack!"
"Hey, how about it? It's very similar to it!"
Xingyun patted his chest proudly, but suddenly he seemed to have thought of something, and frowned with a hesitant expression.
"But the impression I have of Sister Hongli is from when she was in the sect. She has left the sect for a long time now. Although we have phone calls, I haven't seen her for a long time."
"Quack?"
Gaga's tone was doubtful.
"Oh, oh, oh, what do you think?"
Xingyun stretched out a finger and said worriedly: "We have been apart for three days, so we should treat each other with admiration!
Sister Hongli may have one personality in the sect, but she may have another personality at home!
She is married now, at least she was a girl, and now she is someone else’s wife!
Well, yes, Sister Hongli is already a wife! She has entered the period of young womanhood!"
"Gah???"
A row of question marks appeared on Gaga's head.
"Wow, don't believe it."
Xingyun saw Gaga's suspicious look and couldn't help but argue: "What was that before? You were eating next to me while I called Sister Hongli. Didn't you notice?"
"Ga?"
"No, you didn't even notice this?!"
Xingyun's eyes widened and she said with a look of shock: "I'm telling you! Sister Hongli, she just finished washing her hair!"
"Ga?"
"What don't you understand? Is there anything you can't understand?"
"Hey!"
Sent!
Really, I won’t lie to you, every time I ask Sister Hongli to wash my hair together...
Oops, don’t ask me why I call me Sister Hongli when I wash my hair. What are you doing, a boy, asking so many little questions from girls!
There are also those who don’t like washing their hair together, and there are also those who superficially wash their hair together, but actually don’t like it in their hearts, and... oh, that’s not the point!”
Xingyun scratched her hair, looking like she had a headache.
"Ah, where did I just say it? You interrupted me and I forgot all about it!"
"Quack!!"
"Ah, okay, okay, it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's mom's fault, it's mom's brain that doesn't work well, okay!"
"Quack!"
"Oh, I don't need you to support and feed my mother in her old age, so she won't suffer from Alzheimer's disease!
Oh yes, I remembered it!"
Xingyun lowered her voice again and said with a mysterious face: "Sister Hongli doesn't come with me every time. I'm very curious why sister Hongli doesn't come with me, so I asked her when she usually washes her hair. Guess she
What did you say?"
"Quack!"
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask you."
Xingyun rolled her eyes and sighed: "Sister Hongli said, ha, as a cultivator, my body is clean and dirt-free, so why should I wash my hair!"
"Gah."
"What? Do you also think what Sister Hongli said makes sense?"
Xingyun snorted softly: "Even if you say so, you still have to wash your hair first when you go to the barber shop next time, you know?"
"Gah..."
"Hey, be obedient!"
Xingyun smiled and sighed: "Although what Sister Hongli said does make sense.
But... Oops, I always feel something is wrong. It's weird that I haven't washed it all the time, as if Sister Hongli is crawling on my head."
"Uh, what was the last topic? Why did I talk about washing my hair?"
Xingyun frowned and thought for half a minute.
"Oh, yes, Sister Hongli didn't wash her hair in the sect, but now she starts washing her hair at home. Isn't this the best proof of the change in Sister Hongli's personality?"
"Quack!"
"Ah, it's definitely possible that it's because I'm too busy and have nothing to do...there's nothing to do but someone!
Ahem, I mean, Sister Hongli has begun to care about appearance. Well, although she is very good-looking, who doesn’t want to look better?
Well, Sister Hongli was too lazy to think about such things before! But now she has changed her previous habits. Isn’t this shocking to you? Why do you think Sister Hongli changed?"
"Quack quack?"
"You're right, but not entirely right."
Xingyun pretended to be profound and shook her head, smiling: "Sister Hongli, she changed for love!"
"..."
"Hey, what's that expression on your face? Sons must not despise their mothers. Do you know what it means that a son doesn't think his mother is ugly and a son doesn't think his father is poor?
Ah, mom is just giving an example, mom is not ugly!"
Xingyun sighed: "Forget it, let's continue talking about the power of love!
Although I don’t have the love between lovers, I have a father’s love like a mountain! And your love.
How can I describe it to you? Well, it’s like the villain in the story, with unparalleled martial arts skills and an evil plan that has been planned for tens of millions of years and is finally going to succeed!
At this time, the protagonist who was a rookie three months ago appeared on the stage, and was pushed to the ground by the villain and rubbed until he was half dead.
But at this time, as long as you shout the power of love! A miracle will happen, and you will fight back! The villain will be eliminated without any reason!"
Xingyun nodded: "Yes, I suspect that Sister Hongli was changed by this mysterious power!
If you have low EQ, it is called a broken personality. If you have high EQ, you can say that people will always grow!"
"Quack..."
"Hey, don't believe it, you have never seen how powerful the power of love is!"
Xingyun pointed his hands at the sky and said affectionately: "As long as I recite the spell: Resurrection, my cough... forget it, children don't need to understand too much, just follow your path." p>
"Quack..."
"Ha, objection is invalid!"
Xingyun raised her head, imagining what Sister Hongli would look like after her family transformation. Thinking of Brother Heiyang coming home from work, Sister Hongli would greet him with a sweet smile on his face, dear, come back... Ahem, forget it, she
I can’t imagine that scene at all!
Siluke
…………
"Well, I seem to hear Xiaoyun secretly whispering bad things about me behind my back."
On the roof, Hongli and Heiyang sat side by side on the eaves, with their four legs hanging out of the roof.
(Dangerous actions, please do not imitate.)
"What did she whisper about you? Why did she say bad things about you?"
"Well, she told me what I had done!"
"Easy to say."
"嘁."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, lay down on Hei Yang's lap, looked at the sky, and said quietly: "Well, my aunt is also coming. I guess she is planning to stay until after our wedding.
Hey, that’s a good thing to say, but isn’t it just an extra coolie?”
"Don't think about it, parents won't let the guests do the dirty work. They may receive the guests themselves, let them chat with the adults, and then pass the work to us!
Well, even if Hei Yang Hongli suffers a lot, they won’t dare to scold their parents anyway.”
"Ha, you said you scolded your parents, you're done, I'm going to report you."
"What's taken out of context..."
Hei Yang grabbed Hongli Dog's head and rubbed it angrily. The latter's face looked helpless, and Hei Yang rubbed his head back and forth, too lazy to move.
"Speaking of which..."
Hei Yang turned to look in the direction of his parents' house, and asked curiously: "Why hasn't Xiao Huo come back yet? Didn't we agree to come back early today, and then we can play birthday games with her?"
"Ha, come on, there are grandparents and grandparents everywhere next to my house.
Xiaohuo, she has probably fallen into the sweet attack a long time ago, and now she has almost forgotten what her parents called her.
If I were Xiao Huo, I wouldn’t come back. I would make good use of my status as the birthday girl to eat, drink and have fun..."
"Hey, Hong Mouli, please be serious, your birthday is your mother's Good Friday!"
"Ah, this... is a small fire..."
"Did you suffer when Little Fire was born?"
"Ah, this...will my wallet suddenly lose its balance?"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and looked up at the sky blankly, vaguely wondering if he had forgotten something.
"Hongli? Do you think I forgot something?"
"Haha, have you finally remembered that I am your father?"
"Climb, I'm your dad!"
Hei Yang patted Hong Li and rolled his eyes: "Hurry up, help me think about it, and be serious."
"Ha, I'm really sorry, Hongli, I'm not a serious person."
Hongli turned over and lay on her side on Heiyang's lap. She closed her eyes, raised her little nose, and made a lazy nasal sound. She closed her eyes and looked peaceful.
"Anyway, Hongli, I have given up on things like my brain. If you have any questions, don't ask me. You are now the intellectual leader of the family. Everything depends on your planning."
"Ah? Really?"
Hei Yang cautiously probed: "Wu Nao Hong Li, the wise master now orders you to run around the Traveling World three times quickly, go quickly!"
"Oh,**"
Silencing words popped out of Hongli's mouth.
"Oh, you really have no quality."
Hei Yang snorted softly: "If you don't learn the good things about me, you will learn all the bad things, right?"
"Oh, if you think about it after saying this, you will find that I only say those silence words to you. At other times, I am so polite that I feel ridiculous."
Hongli turned over and hugged Hei Yang's waist, buried her face in Hei Yang's belly, and rubbed her face through her clothes.
"The last one was those same pigeons, and now they have all been consumed by Hongli's cooking business."
"Speaking of this, do you still remember the bet?"
"Ah, what's the bet?"
"You cook for me, and I make clothes for you to wear."
"Ah, it seems that there is such a thing. What's wrong? Is there a problem?"
"So? Where's the fulfillment? Did you go cook?"
"Oh, oh, that's about it. It's as if I haven't done it for you before. One meal in a month or two is enough. No one really has one meal a day or even two or three meals!" p>
"Haha."
"Ah, okay, okay, I'll do it for you later, huh, let's see if I don't poison you to death!"
"It's not like you've never done this kind of thing before."
"嘁."
Hong Li raised her head with dead fish eyes, pushed her hair back, and said quietly: "Then, it is fair for both parties if we both fulfill the bet, and isn't it also fair for both parties if we don't fulfill it?"
"What you say is like staying up late and getting up late to keep your body healthy..."
"Isn't that right?"
"How do I know."
"Are you getting up early?"
"Of course I don't get up early, what about you?"
"Oh, I don't get up early either."
"That's..."
Hei Yang paused and turned to look at the horizon: "Well, here we come."
"Hmm? Xingyun?"
Hongli got up and looked over.
"Ah, Xiaohuo is back."
"Mom, Dad, Mom, it's decided!"
Xiaohuo turned back to his human form, jumped to the roof and waved the red paper in his hand. Under Heiyang Hongli's confused gaze, he knocked Heiyang Hongli off the roof with a smile.
"Hey? Where are the parents?"
Xiaohuo opened his eyes with a strange look on his face.
"Here it is."
Hei Yang Hongli lay in the human-shaped pit on the ground, waving her hands with a speechless expression.
"We know that you are in a hurry, but please don't be in a hurry and talk about it carefully. What's settled?"
"Ah this...hehehehe..."
Xiaohuo jumped up to his parents, touched his head, laughed twice, and shook the things in his hands.
"Mom and Dad's wedding date is set!"
"!!!"
Heiyang Hongli instantly dug herself out of the ground and said with surprise: "Really?"
"Fake."
"???"
"Hehe, just kidding, just kidding."
Xiao Huo looked at the expressions of her parents who wanted to hit their cute daughter, sweat broke out on her forehead, and handed them the paper in her hand: "Look, this is the wedding invitation!
I designed two sets of invitations. One set was for my grandma and grandma to tell their relatives and friends that my son/daughter is getting married.
Everyone, come over to support, visit, and participate. Yes, everyone is invited to come and participate!"
"There is one more, just for your parents."
Xiaohuo pointed to the invitation handed over.
"Well, this is from my parents. The content is probably, ah, we are preparing for a wedding and inviting friends to come over.
The formats of the two copies are different. The name is blank and waiting to be filled in. I have already asked someone to print it."
"It's just..."
After a pause, Xiaohuo sighed: "Why doesn't someone of Xiaohuo's generation have an exclusive format for invitations? Xiaohuo can also invite Hanliu Gaga and the others!"
"Uh, what format do you want?"
A row of black lines appeared on Heiyang Hongli's head: "My parents are getting married. Come and attend their wedding!"
"Yes, yes."
Xiaohuo tilted her head. There was no such thing as a wedding in her inherited memory. She asked curiously: "Is there any problem?"
"Uh..."
Hongli Heiyang looked at each other, squatted down and touched Xiao Huo's head, and explained patiently: "Because normally, children cannot come to their parents' weddings, let alone invite their friends." p>
"Ah, why can't you come!"
Xiaohuo's eyes widened: "Don't their parents love them anymore, and they don't even notify them when they get married?"
"Ahem, that's it, I don't love it anymore!"
"Go away, don't listen to your mother's nonsense, the thing is like this, jigujigugujiguji..."