Chapter 320: The happier you are, the more you have to remind yourself not to get carried away
"Something to say and something to say!"
Hong Li stretched out a finger and said seriously: "I was scolded by the map cannon, does it count as being scolded?"
"Nonsense, it must count!"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If the map cannon is not considered a curse, why do we all scold those who use the map cannon!"
"But now, aren't you also a kind of map cannon?"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes: "You are scolding everyone who opened the map cannon, do you think you are also scolding yourself?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's expression froze, and he waved his hands and feet in a frantic manner.
"What are you talking about! What are you talking about!
Can I call this a map cannon?
I am...this is...
Well, this is a righteous move on my part!
Stealing a book does not count as stealing, and scolding the person who opened the map cannon does not count as scolding!
Well, I am calling a bad guy, I am a good person, just like everyone calls a thief!"
"Haha."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Heiyang's famous double standard!"
"You!"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a ferocious expression.
"I, what am I doing!"
Hong Li was not afraid and looked directly into Hei Yang's eyes with a look of disdain.
"What's going on? If you can't argue, you'll have to hit someone! You'll lose your face!"
Hong Li snorted softly, lay down on the bed, held her head and shouted: "Come on! Come on! If you have the ability, just hit me. Anyway, this is the only way you can use this method to become incompetent and furious!
Hum, just bully the honest Hong Li, bully her for being weak, pitiful and helpless, and then use fists and kicks. It will really make those who see it cry, and those who hear it will be hurt..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Hei Yang quickly stopped Hong Li from being a rogue.
"When did I say I was going to beat you? Don't accuse a good person unjustly!"
"Oh, why are you looking at me so fiercely if you don't want to hit me!"
Hongli looked unhappy: "Why do you look so big-eyed when you glare at me?"
"Ah this..."
Black Yang showed his half-moon eyes and laughed repeatedly.
"Well, I opened my eyes so wide because I wanted to take a good look at Little Red Riding Hood, Bah, Bah, Bah, Little Red Li!"
"Ugh!"
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Hypocritical!"
"..."
A black line was drawn on Heiyang's head: "Get up. If you don't get up, I will really beat you!"
"Ha, the true colors have been revealed!"
Hongli couldn't help but shouted loudly and remained motionless: "Come on, come on, hit, hit, hit!"
"You!"
Hei Yang's backhand is a slap.
"Ouch!"
The red glass turned over like a rabbit and pointed at Hei Yang with a shocked expression.
"You're so squealing! You're done!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "I want to tell your mother! Let her hang you on the house and whip you hard!"
"Hey, you are making friends out of thin air and making up rumors."
Hei Yang curled his lips and raised his hand: "I didn't hit you."
"That's because I can hide quickly!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "I'm stupid, am I really going to get beaten?"
"Heh, it seems like you are so smart."
Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the bed, folded his arms, and looked at Hong Li with disdain.
"Then since I didn't hit you, what reason do you have to go to my mother to sue me?
You're slandering people, right? I'll tell your mother directly that you are the one who should be hung from the rafters!"
"You're so cute, I'm slandering you, I'm slandering you?"
Hongli's eyes widened and she pointed at herself in disbelief.
"Isn't what I said the truth? Even if I don't get hit, it is still an attempted crime and I will be punished as well!"
"Then maybe I'm just scaring you."
Heiyang Dead Pig is not afraid of boiling water: "You keep provoking me, but you still don't allow me to scare you?
No way? No way? Isn’t it true that some people only allow themselves to jump in other people’s faces, and then they become anxious if they are jumped in the face?”
"You! You! You!"
Hongli's face turned red, she rolled her eyes, tilted her head, tilted her mouth, and kicked her legs.
"Ah, Hongli was so angry at Gou Heiyang..."
"Hey, hey, you're pretending to be dead again, are you doing this again?"
Hongli: "..."
"Good guy, you acted rogue first, so don't blame me!"
What does he want to do?!
Hearing Hei Yang's half-threatening words, Hong Li was shocked. She shouldn't be. As long as she is dead, Hei Yang can't do anything to her...
Wait, that seems to be a trick before getting married. Now I am motionless, uh...
Damn it, no way, no way?
Brother Heiyang, that’s not the case for you, right?
I'm just joking with you!
Hongli's heartbeat quickened. Didn't she agree to do it on the wedding day... She couldn't help it anymore!
Damn it! Think about it! After all, Hongli is so cute!
If she were Hei Yang, she would have done this and that again, and then asked Hongli to do this and that again... Damn it, I am really a villain!
But here’s the problem, I am Hongli!
What to do, what to do, please help, please help, a black sun is hovering around, waiting online, it’s very urgent!
If Hei Yang really takes action, will she accept it? Or will she be forced to accept it?
Hiss, it’s really hard to choose!
"Ha, found it!"
Hei Yang's surprised voice sounded.
Hong Li: "!!!"
Are there any props?!
Stop it, brother! I’m inexperienced! You can’t do this!
"Hey, Xiaoli, guess what this is!"
Hei Yang's voice startled Hong Li, and then she felt Hei Yang squeeze her face with a round thing.
Hong Li: "???"
This is, what is this!!!
Hong Li suddenly remembered that some time ago, while Hei Yang was not paying attention, she secretly took away the ten items and took a look at the mysterious prop, hoping to satisfy her curiosity.
The result, the result is, woo woo woo...
The result is woo woo...
She originally thought, she thought she was already very bad before!
As a result, I now know that her special thing is Xiaoguaiguai, who is as pure as a blank sheet of paper.
Although, but, well, but...
Ah ah ah, I regret not listening to Hei Yang!
Her thoughts are dirty and unclean!
Well, but...
She only took a brief look at it, she should still be very pure and clean Hong Xiaoli, right?
Well, yes, that’s it, that’s right!
She, Hongli, is innocent!
"Hey, you're still pretending!"
Hei Yang's helpless voice came from his ears.
"Give me some feedback, otherwise it won't be interesting at all!"
Wuwuwu, he already wanted to do that, and he still wanted her to give feedback, Wuwuwu...
"Ask me for the last time, what is this?"
Hei Yang said quietly: "You still don't want to say anything?"
Hongli: "..."
Hongli couldn't help but feel a tremble in her heart when she thought of seeing certain pictures. They were so cute and round?
What else could it be! How can you say something like that!
Woo hoo hoo... Smelly Heiyang, dog Heiyang, bullying!
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li helplessly as if he was dead... That's weird, your heart is almost beating out of your chest!
"Hey, then I'll entertain myself."
Hongli: "..."
He even entertains himself!
I'm obviously here!
He wants to torture me mentally!
Woohoo, help, she can't hold on anymore!
Is it still useful to kowtow and apologize to Heiyang and call him dad now? It should still be too late!
"Harm..."
Hei Yang looked at the round...photographic spirit stone in his hand, revealing his half-moon eyes, and stretched out his hand to fix the pedal in the air with his spiritual power.
Then Heiyang gently turned Hongli over and placed her dead look in the camera.
"Ahem!"
Hei Yang coughed twice, spoke a few words, and said: "Look, this woman's name is Xiaomei. When her neighbor found her, she had already died at home, which made the neighbor very..."
"???????"
Hong Li marked a series of question marks on Hei Yang's head. She couldn't hold back any longer. She opened her eyes and looked at Hei Yang explaining her death seriously. She couldn't help but scream.
"My Iceberg Beauty Wife"
"What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing!"
"!!!"
Hei Yang's eyes widened and he appeared in the camera, controlling his spiritual power to vibrate in the distance and simulate making a sound.
"Suddenly, Xiaomei stood up with disheveled hair and a ferocious face!
This startled Xiao Gang, who was searching for evidence in the house!
He looked in horror as Xiaomei, who had come back from the dead, slowly walked up to him and pinched Xiaogang's neck with her sharp claws!"
"What the hell are you doing here!"
Hong Li pinched Hei Yang's neck and shook it with a question mark on her face.
[Heiyang: Ahem, wait a moment, the last sentence is the last sentence!]
"That's it, Xiaogang, die. When the woman saw Xiaogang lying on the ground, she showed an evil smile.
And Xiaogang, who was watched dead by everyone, slowly stood up and smiled like a woman...
Ahem, um, that’s all Xiaoyang’s commentary for this issue, see you next time!”
"Hoo!"
Hei Yang looked at the scene recorded in the photo spiritual stone and nodded with satisfaction: "My ability to perform on the spot is still acceptable. I can make things right even with recording accidents like this!"
"So, what are you doing?"
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and looked at Hei Yang with an unhappy expression.
"Ah, tell me, why did I die?"
"Hey, there is only one picture at the beginning, and the story is all made up!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I'm just disgusting you. I used a brush to draw a turtle or something on my face...
Well, I couldn't bear to do it, so I had to make up your little story."
"Huh? That's it? That's it?"
Hongli spread her hands with a look of disdain on her face: "You scared me to death. It turned out to be just this kind of garbage method that can't cause any real harm to me. What did I think?"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "What else do you think? Tell me about it?"
"Hehehe..."
Hongli sneered: "I don't want to tell you."
"嘁."
Hei Yang curled his lips: "You tell me whether you want to or not. Anyway, my purpose of scaring you was successful. Your heart almost flew out of your chest just now."
Hongli: "..."
Damn, she seemed really scared?
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and turned to look to the southwest. There were two demonic figures passing quickly across there. She couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
"It's just a map cannon, take it back."
Hongli spread her hands.
"Also... hmm?"
Hei Yang's expression froze.
The two looked at each other: "Grass!"
[Because the two contractors with magical powers were almost scolded in front of their faces, the demons were anxious. In order to maintain the dignity of the magical power overhaul, the magical demon heart (purple) is transforming.]
【Yangli, don’t be humiliated!】
Heiyang Hongli: "???"
Hei Yang Hongli: Hahaha, everyone is just joking, Xiaoying doesn’t matter.
Demon Shadow: Grass, let me go, don't stop me, I will chop them to death!
Heiyang Hongli:......
"What the hell..."
A row of black lines was drawn on Heiyang's head: "I really didn't expect it.
Mo Ying, who is usually a good and caring grandson, actually gets sick at this time..."
"Wow, wow, Xiaoying has grown up, I'm so touched."
Hongli burst into tears: "Is this what Heiyang said about the overbearing President Wen's feeling?"
"No, this is the stupid son of a landlord."
Hei Yang sweated on his forehead: "I said, they won't really kill others, right?"
"Uh, those two..."
Hong Li revealed her half-moon eyes. Those two seemed to be the true form of the demon shadow. Normally, the clusters of demon shadows were split from the two of them. The demon heart magical power is purple and works at the Nascent Soul stage and below.
In other words, those two guys can pin Yuanying to the ground and hammer him...
"Well, let's break up the relationship with them as soon as possible!"
Hongli's forehead was sweating, as if she had already seen the small handcuffs, the iron window, and the uniform...
"When the spiritual practice community headquarters sent people to arrest us, we said we didn't know them, had no idea, and had no idea what was going on!"
"Well, yes, that's it!"
Hongli nodded and took Hei Yang's hand: "Quick, let's think about what to say together. Let's string together the confession first...ah!"
"If you don't want to skewer, then you won't skewer!"
Hongli covered her head: "Why are you hitting me?"
"Nonsense, if I hit you for a legitimate reason, how can I just let it go?"
Hei Yang snorted. One day Hongli would understand his painstaking efforts to correct his wife's unhealthy outlook and prevent her from going astray!
When the time came, she threw herself into my arms and cried, "Dad, I was wrong." Hei Yang smiled kindly again and patted Hongli's head nonchalantly.
"Okay, okay, how can father and daughter have an overnight feud..."
"Hey, hey."
Hongli looked at Hei Yang suspiciously: "Are you thinking of something very rude again?
What role do I play this time in my imagination?"
"Ahem, bah!"
Hei Yang almost choked on his saliva. He coughed twice and said righteously: "How could it be possible? How could I think of anything impolite?"
"Haha, I'll settle the score with you later."
Hongli rolled her eyes, closed her eyes, and communicated with her supernatural powers.
"Okay, okay, stop talking. In the blink of an eye, I flew hundreds of miles away.
If we don’t stop them quickly, our wedding will be ruined.”
"Calm down, calm down, the more times like this come, the more accidents occur!"
Hei Yang took a deep breath: "For example, if you have a happy time at the Jinpen Washing Ceremony, then you are accused of colluding with the devil's sect and your whole family is dead.
Another example is the happy wedding night, but the next second the young couple is separated from each other.
Or some kind of party, inviting martial arts comrades from all over the world, and then everyone feels at home, pushing cups to change cups, throwing cups as a sign, and they are all chopped into mud.
For example, I was about to meet you at Five Elements City, but Grandma Meng came with a bowl!
The closer you are to the happiest time, the more accidents occur, do you understand?"
"Oh, I hate this kind of story the most!"
Hongli snorted: "Don't even think about it happening!"
In the distance, two demonic figures that were charging madly suddenly stopped, and a small black mist separated from each body, condensing into the shape of black sun and red glass.
"Brother Mako, it won't happen!"
Hei Yang quickly advised: "You won't lose your flesh if you are scolded!"
"Sister Shadow, calm down!"
Hongli's face was full of innocence: "Do you want to watch me get caught?"
"..."
The demonic shadow, which has basically no ability to think independently and only operates according to instinct, stiffly turned around what seemed to be its "head" and nodded.
Hei Yang Hongli received a simple message: "Got it!"
"What do you understand!"*2
"..."
Moying shook his head and accelerated again!
The master ordered us to fight quickly, leave no traces, and disguise the scene so as not to be caught!
If someone accidentally bumps into you, you can only... ha!
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－－
"Nightmare Invasion: I became a monster!"
Have you ever thought that deep in Bo Yun’s strange dreams, there is a real world hidden?
Have you ever thought that behind every major disaster reported in the news, there is an unknown truth buried?
……
On the night of his eighteenth birthday, Leo had a dream.
In the dream, there are dark dungeons and bloodthirsty monsters.
He picked up the iron sword beside him and chopped off the monster's head.
Then, he woke up.
Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
Because in the mirror, his eyes are scarlet and bright like the monster in the dream.