How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 321: There seems to be another case calling for the famous detective Hei Nan and the bonus girl!
Chapter 321: There seems to be another case calling for the famous detective Hei Nan and the bonus girl!
"Well, that makes sense!"
Hei Yingli suddenly showed an expression of realization and turned to look at Hei Yingyang.
"I think they are right. As long as there are no traces left at the crime scene, the scene can be disguised.
If we eliminate all the witnesses, wouldn’t there be no problems at all?”
"Yeah."
Hei Yang glared at Hong Li with neither yin nor yang, waved his hands and turned around.
"Sister Hongli is really thorough. Then I will go home first, and sister Hongli will go back with me, right?"
"Ah this..."
Hong Li's expression froze, she pointed in the direction where the two demonic figures left, and couldn't help but said: "Then, where are they two?"
"Never mind."
Hei Yang spread his hands with a nonchalant expression.
"Sister Hongli, haven't you analyzed everything? I think it makes sense, and I'm very good at accepting other people's opinions..."
"Ah, don't mention this!"
Hong Li became anxious, grabbed Hei Yang's arm, looked up at the other person's gaze, and curled her lips with an aggrieved look.
"I'm just joking. It's not like you don't know, so you're teasing me on purpose, right?
Hurry up and leave, there will be trouble if something happens soon!"
"..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li expressionlessly, raised his head gently, stroked Hong Li's head, and said in a deep voice: "I'm serious, after all, we finally lived a stable life...
So, hey, I’m just teasing you, what can you do?”
Hong Li: "???"
Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud, rubbing his glass head with his palms: "So cute!"
"What the hell..."
Hong Li gritted her teeth and slapped away the black mist that made up the black sun, and then she disappeared with a stamp of her feet.
The next moment, two groups of black mist separated from the two demonic figures flying in the distance, and turned into the appearance of black sun red glass again.
"Hey, hey, hey, I said, stop!"
Hei Yang stretched out his palm and stopped them in front of them. He couldn't help but said: "I don't care whether you want to help us get revenge or not. Is it okay if I ask you to stop for a while?"
"..."
The two demonic figures were startled and stopped.
"Well, that's right."
Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief and pulled Hong Li over who was secretly sticking out his tongue at him.
He slapped her on the head and turned her head to face the two demonic figures.
Hei Yang stretched out his hand to cover Hong Li's forehead, and traced her entire face from top to bottom. The latter immediately put on a serious face, and glared sternly at the two demonic figures together with Hei Yang.
"Tell me, do you two still recognize our two masters?"
The two demonic figures nodded quickly, with cute expressions on their faces.
"Really?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows and said suspiciously: "I don't believe it!"
"!!!"
The two demonic figures panicked for a while, shaking their heads and waving their hands in fright, and the black mist swayed around their entire bodies.
It was as if the signal was out of contact, and he was gesticulating and denying it.
No, they don’t, they are extremely loyal!
Look at the two saplings, they are black and red, black and red, they are completely in the shape of two owners!
"Hmm?"
Hong Li and Hei Yang looked at each other and nodded. Under the nervous gazes of the two demonic figures, they said slowly: "Okay, okay, I believe you can do it."
"!!!"
The two demonic figures shook their bodies and regained their spirits.
"But I have to test your loyalty and see how our training level is."
Hei Yang said quietly, although in fact the two of them had never trained these two demons at all, because these two things were already a part of them.
They are the two demonic shadows that were finally fused after Heiyang Hongli awakened her supernatural power and used her magic power and subconscious counterattack instinct. They are originally a part of herself, and of course they can be wielded like arms.
But in the process of supernatural transformation, it can be understood that there were two normal arms on the body, but suddenly a few nerves were crooked.
For example, I want to say hello to someone but I give them a big bag, I want to take chopsticks but I put my hand into the pot, I want to applaud but I can’t help but raise my middle finger, I want to code but I just click on it.
Group chat water...
Ahem, it doesn’t matter what you mix in.
And now, Heiyang Hongli is preparing to correct this nerve!
"First of all, let me do it."
Hong Li looked at the two demonic figures and said in a deep voice: "I will give orders next, and you will do as I say. Do you understand?"
"Also, if I see who hesitates or moves slowly..."
Hongli sneered: "Humph, I'll label it a traitor!"
"!!!"
The two demonic figures were so frightened that their beautiful faces turned pale. Ahem, the foggy faces lost their shape!
It turned out to be such a terrifying method, shame on you!
The two demonic figures suddenly moved forward. Although they could not see clearly, the red glass and black sun could still feel their nervousness and seriousness.
"Okay, listen to my command!"
Hongli shouted: "Squat down!"
Two demonic figures squatted down.
"Handshake!"
Two shadows shake hands.
"Turn around!"
The two demonic shadows turned in a circle.
"Dance!"
The two demonic shadows danced.
"Kiss!"
Two ways...
"Stop!"
Hei Yang raised his hand and gave Hong Li a slap in the face. He couldn't help shouting: "You are not allowed to bring in private goods!"
"Hey, hey, where are the private goods?"
Hongli snorted: "Isn't this a difficult move?
Besides, they are part of us. We are a couple. Can they still be a couple?
Let me tell you, Hei Yang and Hong Li are bound. Since they are bound, everything must be tied together!
You see how sensible Jin Dan is, he even sewed it himself!"
After a pause, Hong Li looked at Hei Yang hesitantly, then at herself, and couldn't help but said: "That, I've always wanted to say it.
How about I tie you up with a chain, so that I won’t worry about you getting lost."
Hei Yang: "???"
"Hey, hey, Hongli, what do you mean?"
Heiyang approached Hongli and said in a condescending voice with an evil expression: "I'll give you a three-sentence explanation, or you'll be dead."
"Ah, this, that's not what I meant!"
Hongli shrank her neck with a smile: "I mean, tie a rope to our waists, just like the rock climbing partner, sharing the joys and sorrows!"
"Heh..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "You pass."
"Wow, what kind of attitude do you have!"
Hongli couldn't help but get angry: "Obviously what I said was good, and everything I said was right.
As a result, you misunderstood what I meant, and you were mean to me, and then not only did you not apologize, but you also used this tone?"
"Uh, I was wrong..."
Hei Yang's little eyes said resentfully: "I shouldn't miss you like this, Xiaoli, please forgive me."
"How dare you, little girl, blame Master Heiyang!"
Hong Lisheng burst into tears and said pitifully: "How could Master Heiyang think of others so badly! Wuwuwu..."
"Hey, sister, please stop pinching me."
Hei Yang couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and get goosebumps all over his body: "You've made me look like a ghost who came back from the dead at midnight."
"Hey, hey, why do I look like a ghost!"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's head, and she couldn't help but defend herself: "Heiyang, don't spread rumors. What does it mean to return to the soul at midnight?"
"Didn't I just suppress my voice a little bit?"
Hongli pointed at herself unhappily: "Isn't my original voice soft, ah? Doesn't it sound good?"
"It sounds good, of course it sounds good."
The image of a little puppy howling at him incompetently and furiously flashed through Hei Yang's mind.
Hei Yang showed a funny smile in his heart, but immediately coughed twice, getting rid of this disrespectful thought towards his wife, and coaxed: "Well, it's because your original voice is so beautiful!
That’s why I’m not used to your lowered voice!”
"No!"
Hongli stretched out a palm to stop Hei Yang and said seriously: "What do you mean? I suppressed my voice and you don't want to see me anymore, right?
Ah? Do you think you won’t like me if I catch a cold and become hoarse in the future?”
"Well, how could the great monk catch a cold, hehe."
"Don't change the topic! There are many ways to make your voice hoarse!"
Hongli suddenly blushed, lowered her head slightly, and hummed: "So, do you know your mistake?"
"I know I was wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"My wife, no matter what she looks like, she is the most beautiful, and no matter what her voice sounds, she is the most beautiful."
"Hmm, that's how it should be."
Hong Li nodded with satisfaction and looked at Hei Yang: "Although I believe what you said, in order to prevent problems before they happen, you also need to pass the psychological exercise test!"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang asked a question: "What, just a psychological exercise test?"
"Ha, it's very simple."
Hongli stretched out a finger, closed her eyes and shook her head and explained: "For example, if you usually think more about Hongli being persecuted, her appearance becomes weird.
If you look at me in a normal way, you will think, wow, my wife is as beautiful as a fairy, how can she be so good-looking! Ah, I am healed!"
Hei Yang: "???"
"Say it again?"
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and stared at Hong Li: "Huh?"
"Ahem, that's not important."
Hongli sweated slightly on her forehead and coughed: "Well, let me give you an example."
"Hmm."
"Ghost Hongli!"
"As long as you are brave, you know..."
"Pale complexion and blood-sucking red glass!"
"Well, I have some leukemia, so sister, believe me, that is really the color of blood!"
"The mud monster Hongli!"
"Hiss, the washed slime must be very soft and elastic!"
"Skull red glass!"
"Wow, this is too explicit!"
"Green-faced and fanged zombie Hongli!"
"Hiss, is it like a talisman on your forehead that won't move and bounce around when you walk?"
"Niutou Hongli!"
"What?"
"Bah, bah, bah, it was a slip of the tongue, it was really a slip of the tongue, please believe me...ah!!!!"
Under the gaze of the two demonic shadows, Hongli was pulled into the nearby woods by Heiyang with a look of despair, and then a miserable cry for help came from the listener.
"..."
The two demon shadows stared at the ground motionlessly. They knew nothing, saw nothing, and didn't want to ask anything...
"Woo woo woo..."
After a while, Hei Yang walked out with his hands behind his back, humming softly, followed closely by Hong Li with her head lowered, looking like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.
"Okay, okay, what are you doing to me?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who was pretending to be pitiful, speechless, and couldn't help but said: "As for that!"
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuori, why does the body formed by the condensed black mist also have a swollen head?”
Hongli covered her head with tears in her eyes and couldn't help complaining: "What the hell kind of setting is this!"
"Okay, okay, let's continue asking questions."
Hei Yang looked at the two demonic figures and then at Hong Li: "Huh?"
"What else are you asking?"
Hong Li curled her lips, looked at the two demonic figures who had returned to their obedient appearance, and rolled her eyes.
"You won't even let anyone kiss you, so how can you prepare for the more exciting test after that!"
"Wow, can't you make it a bit more normal and difficult?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but a tic-tac-toe appeared on his forehead: "I have to fix those, well, it's embarrassing, I usually have the barrier on!"
"Huh? What kind of normal difficulty?"
"For example..."
Hei Yang frowned and thought for a moment, then stretched out a finger: "Use your tongue to stand upside down and rotate it at a speed of one hundred revolutions per second?"
Hong Li: "???"
Demon Shadow: "???"
"Good guy, I'm so direct, good guy, stop learning postures!"
Hong Li chuckled and said with disdain: "Amateurs are just amateurs. They are not as good as a professional torturer like me. Bah, bah, I mean I am a professional psychiatrist!"
"The Exotic Land Development of Vegetable-Growing Skeletons"
"When did you become a professional?"
"Don't worry, it's just for the plot. Just ask those powerful bosses how they died suddenly!"
"The problem is that the plot doesn't need you, right?"
"Ah, let me go then?"
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense."
Hei Yang turned to look at the two demonic figures and waved his hand.
"Go home, go home, and leave it in the woods to feed the mosquitoes!"
Demon Shadow: "..."
"What's wrong?"
Hei Yang looked at the two demonic figures motionless and frowned: "Disobedient again?"
"That's right! How dare you disobey me?"
Hong Li waved her little fist and said fiercely: "If you don't leave, I will let Hei Yang beat you two!"
"..."
The two demonic figures quickly shook their heads, and while shaking their heads, they used the black mist to form an arrow, pointing in the southwest direction, sending various emotions of nervousness, excitement, curiosity, doubt, sadness, and ecstasy towards Heiyang Hongli.
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang Hongli shook her head and turned to look into the distance with a confused look on her face: "What's wrong, are you two so anxious?"
"Is there anything over there?"
Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and frowned and asked: "In that direction..."
"Huh?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Wuliangjianmen?"
"You encourage us to help you choose a mountain gate?"
Hei Yang turned to look at the demon shadow with a question mark.
"Yes, we are positive characters!"
Hong Li nodded and said with a serious look: "Just because you are called Mo Xin, you can't really be considered a bad guy!"
"That's right!"
Hei Yang paused.
[Your contract partner (Black Sun) changed the life of the magical heart (purple) to the little sweetheart (purple)]
"That's it!"
Hei Yang nodded.
Hongli: "..."
Xiao Tianying: "..."
"Grass."
[Your contract partner (Hong Li) changed the magical sweetheart (purple) to the devil heart (purple)]
"Don't be disgusting!"
Hong Li rolled her eyes and turned to look at the two demonic figures: "Tell me, what's going on?"