How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 326: It will be hot if you don’t turn on the air conditioner, and you will be cold if you don’t cover yourself with a quilt. There is no contradiction between the two.
Chapter 326: It will be hot if you don’t turn on the air conditioner, and you will be cold if you don’t cover yourself with a quilt. There is no contradiction between the two.
"Boom!" "Boom, boom!"
Bursts of violent roars sounded in the secret realm. At the entrance of the secret realm, two little heads stretched out quietly, staring at the fierce battle in the secret realm with dead eyes.
"Good guys, they all ran here."
Hei Yang whispered to Hong Li: "Six people surrounded a gray-haired old man. It's really a declining world."
"Hey, Holy Mother Sun, climb up quickly."
Hongli hid behind Hei Yang and watched the battle with caution.
"There are six veteran Nascent Soul stages, and there is also a legendary old monster that transcends tribulations. Can this little golden elixir like me see this?
Tsk tsk, don’t splash blood on me. Brother Heiyang, stop me quickly.”
"Tsk, tsk."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li, who was lying on his back, and rolled his eyes at her: "Okay, okay, you're outside, please pay more attention, okay?"
"I know, I know, this is what I paid attention to."
Hong Li put her arm around Hei Yang's neck and hummed: "Anyway, don't worry about what I'm doing. The important thing is that the seven of them are still fighting."
"Should we go out and break up the fight?"
Hei Yang sighed and was too lazy to talk to the dishonest Hong Li. He looked at the seven people carefully and analyzed seriously: "The old man named Dogma in the middle should be the enemy.
We sneaked around behind him and took advantage of the grandpas and grandmas of Wuliang Sword Sect to attract his attention. We went up and stabbed him in the back to cripple him, quickly ending the battle."
"Simple and crude, it sounds feasible! But I think we can be a little more stable?"
Hongli nodded in agreement and took out a box of chess pieces: "Where's the chessboard?"
"Here here..."
Hei Yang quickly took out the chessboard and whispered: "Do you think the combat power summoned by this prop can beat that old man?"
"Ha, how do I know?"
Hongli spread her hands: "It's okay, we still have a lot left, if one doesn't work, add another one."
"What if it doesn't work?"
"Uh, kneel down and beg for mercy?"
"Great idea!"
"..."
Heiyang Hongli unfolded the chessboard and began to arrange the chess pieces in order.
"You are stupid, that's where the prime minister is, why are you putting a soldier there!"
"You have the nerve to tell me how your horse got ahead of the pawns!"
"You haven't done that yet, you idiot Hongli!"
"Heh, so do I. My special meow directly forms the head!"
………
"Bang!"
Master Gu Jian was slapped back dozens of miles by Dogma's palm, and almost instantly turned into a stream of light and returned, stabbing the opponent straight away.
Reading with rice balls
"Box!"
Dogma gave a soft drink, and the air around Master Gu Jian seemed to be compressed and tightened in an instant, wrapping around her.
The strong friction caused her speed to slow down, and she finally stopped in front of Dogma.
"How was it?"
Dogma sneered and looked at the imprisoned Master Gu Jian in front of him, unable to move, and waved his sleeves: "Isn't it better to continue to pretend to be stupid like before? At this point, you are still looking for death, and you haven't understood the situation yet?"
"It's just that you haven't understood the situation yet!"
Master Gu Jian snorted coldly: "What do you think I am practicing hard for! Illusion!"
"Huh?"
In Dogma's surprised eyes, Master Gu Jian in front of him suddenly turned into a phantom and disappeared, and then there was a terrifying feeling of panic above his head. He raised his head and saw Master Gu Jian raising his sword to accumulate strength.
Then he slashed hard: "Give it to me, go to hell!"
"Humph."
Master Gu Jian snorted coldly, and the sword in his hand was dazzling: "Yao Jiang!"
"Shua!"
The sword light was as cold as the stars falling down, striking Dogma hard.
"Shua! Give it! Hiss!"
The sword light drowned out the dogma, and Master Gu Jian breathed a long sigh of relief and showed a vigilant expression again.
"Ceng Ceng Ceng"
"Boom!"
The disheveled Dogma walked out of the sword, his body covered in tatters and stained with blood, even more than half of his beard had been shaved off, and his face was as dark as if he had just been rescued from a coal mine.
"I admit that I underestimated you..."
Dogma coughed and snorted: "There's something."
"Now that you know how powerful it is, why don't you just go ahead and capture it!"
Master Gu Jian shouted angrily and glanced at the battlefield, realizing that including her, only the First Elder and the Third Elder were left with the strength to fight.
The other three elders were seriously injured and escaped. Instead of leaving the three of them behind and running away, they ran to the corner to drink elixirs to regain their health and vitality. They would fight back together when the time comes.
However, the current situation...
Master Gu Jian's heart sank slightly. The level of overcoming the tribulation was indeed extraordinary. She had grasped the bottleneck and was only one step away from breaking through.
It's a pity that after all, there is still a gap between him and the real strong man who has overcome the tribulation.
It seems that I can only use that one trick, give it a try!
Master Gu Jian gave the two elders a look. They were stunned for a moment, then reacted, adjusted their bodies, and formed a triangle to surround Dogma.
"Huh?!"
Dogma frowned, smelling a bit of danger.
He secretly marveled in his heart, after all, he came from a sect that was strong in the transitional tribulation, and he still had some background.
As soon as I thought of this, my eyes became slightly cold.
"If you have any other moves, just use them!"
Dogma snorted coldly: "Next move, I'll kill you!"
"..."
The three of them looked at each other and raised their swords at the same time: "Sword style!"
The strong wind blew, and the huge pressure caused the dogma to change color slightly, and a strange scene appeared in the secret realm, like a dough cut into layers, turning into strips, revealing a series of dark and profound voids. p>
But even so, this secret realm has not collapsed yet. It is as if it has been cut into strips without realizing it. It continues to look like it originally, and the years go by peacefully.
But Dogma understands that these are just the tranquility before the terror. When the three of them draw their swords, this secret realm will be shattered in an instant!
"Black Sun!"
Hongli's eyes widened and she called softly.
"Received."
Hei Yang held the chessboard with a stern look in his eyes.
"Instant kill!"
"Infinite!"
A moment ahead of the three of them, Hei Yang came up behind Dogma. There was the sound of military drums on the chessboard in his hand, as if thousands of troops were gathering to kill, and he slapped Dogma hard on the back of the head!
"Boom!"
The immeasurable sword power surged forward, and Hei Yang dwarfed and rolled on the spot in the air.
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Hei Yang suddenly appeared in front of Hong Li. The latter hugged Hei Yang into his arms, breathed a long sigh of relief, and kept patting Hei Yang on the back.
"Huh, don't be afraid, Xiaoyang, don't be afraid, mom is here."
"Climb, climb, climb!"
Hei Yang broke away from Hong Li's arms with some irritation. The latter chuckled and was about to say something when he felt a sudden silence in his ears and the sword light filled the air.
Heiyang Hongli grabbed the opponent and exited the secret realm, keeping the voice in the game while retreating.
[Hongli:???]
[Hongli: Hey, hey, hey? Hey, hey, hey? Is Heiyang there? Heiyang? Am I deaf?]
[Hei Yang: Don’t panic, the secret realm is broken and the sound can no longer be transmitted.]
[Hongli: Huh, you scared me.]
Hei Yang Hongli's eyes flashed, and he looked into the Broken Secret Realm without confusion, watching the fierce battle in the field.
"!!!"
Facing the sword light that was ready to strike, Dogma suddenly felt suffocated. After swinging the sword, he saw the three people vomiting blood and flying backwards. They were obviously also seriously injured.
"Hoo! Come on!"
A flash of light flashed in Dogma's eyes, and he waved a giant ruler and stopped him in front of him: "It is a rule that this style will cause no harm!"
"Oops!"
The giant ruler turned into a stream of light and was directly equipped with sword light. The violent force exploded in front, crazily weakening the power of the sword light.
Although he was mostly weakened, the sword light still overwhelmed Dogma, tearing off pieces of flesh and blood from his body.
The latter gritted his teeth ferociously, and the wound cracked and healed.
I won!
Dogma felt the severe pain all over his body, but he smiled. This move would at most seriously injure him, but it would not threaten his life.
What can't defeat me will make me stronger!
This thought flashed through Dogma's mind, and then his vision suddenly went black. The severe pain from the back of his head stopped his brain for a moment.
"If you advance, never retreat!"
In silver armor, a flying general on a horse came with a halberd and charged towards Dogma. He didn't see his face, but his roar was deafening!
"Kill!"
Dogma's eyes went dark.
"..."
"Phew, it's done, as expected of me!"
Hong Butian pulled the small car made of door panels and walked to Zhao Zhuji, wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his head, and smiled.
"How about using this to transport a fellow student lying on the road back to the house? It's really a genius setting, isn't it?"
"Ah? Ah! Yes..."
Zhao Zhuji responded absently, her mind in chaos.
Just now, Hong Butian suddenly turned around and found her. Before she could start her performance, the former suddenly said "Zhuji, I need you", which made her stupid.
Then the other party said a bunch of things, but Zhao Zhuji didn't hear it. She only heard another sentence: "I knew you wouldn't be angry with me."
Then there was another burst of silence. I don't know what Hong Butian said, and then I heard "Let's leave quickly", and then I was dragged here by Hong Butian in a daze.
Hong Butian seemed to have said a lot of important news, but she picked out the most important ones at once, and at this time her entire computer went down.
"Let's go, do you want to go now?"
Zhao Zhuji was a little panicked and said: "I haven't gotten my household registration certificate yet..."
"Huh?"
Hong Butian had a question mark on his face and waved his hand.
"What? There are so many things. Let's go. Listen to me when you get there and just do it!"
"Do it directly!!!"
Zhao Zhuji's consciousness melted and she muttered: "Listen to you, listen to you..."
(Zhao Zhuji: Can the love brain die?)
The car kept circling around Wuliangjianmen, and Hong Butian looked at the quiet sect with an inexplicable sense of pleasure.
In a sect that has always had to behave, no matter how much he jumps around and yells, no one will stop him, and he has the urge to let himself go.
Just like the husky who has no one to care for at home, when he sees Teddy with his handsome face and grooming his dog, the whole person feels a lot more relaxed.
If you use another metaphor, it’s like being invisible in class. Even teachers and classmates can’t see you eating snacks and sleeping. Ahem!
"Zhuji Zhuji, over there, there is a senior brother hanging on the eaves over there."
"Oh oh oh, it's coming."
"Zhuji Zhuji, look at the tree over there. There is a junior sister lying on the branch and passed out."
"Ah, is it possible that she is really sleeping?"
"Absolutely impossible! Who can sleep at this time! Save her quickly!"
"Oh oh oh, it's coming."
"Zhuji, look over there. The two disciples there were probably fighting. Their clothes were torn. Pull them apart quickly."
"I can't hear, I can't hear!"
"???"
"Phew, finally done!"
Zhao Zhuji clapped her hands and said quietly: "Now all the arrangements have been made for all the fellow disciples."
"Pearls and pearls..."
"Ah? Is there any more somewhere? Where?"
"No, I mean..."
Hong Butian pointed to the sky with a complicated expression: "Look at the sky."
"Ah?"
Zhao Zhuji raised her head and looked at the sky above Wuliangjianmen, which was distorted for a while, as if someone was washing it with hands like clothes but using too much force, giving people an inexplicable feeling of palpitations, as if the sky was about to explode in the next second. "Boom!"
Well, the sky really exploded.
Pieces of space debris fell, and the huge formation of Wuliang Sword Gate suddenly dimmed and closed itself.
The core of the formation is in the secret realm. The elder who originally set up the formation was still very proud, saying that it was hidden here and no one would be able to discover it.
The result, uh...
"Be careful, Zhuji!"
Hong Butian shouted angrily, pulled out the door panel on the car, ran to Zhao Zhuji, and covered their heads with the door panel.
"Hoo!"
Hong Butian breathed a long sigh of relief: "This way everything is foolproof!"
Zhao Zhuji: "..."
"I'm sorry for your foolproofness, who uses door panels to block space debris!
Are you foolproof or foolproof!
Why don't you just bring a coffin board over, and maybe it will be easier if we lie down in it!"
"Ah, yes!"
Hong Butian suddenly thought of something, exclaimed, touched the storage bag on his body, and poured out a coffin with an open lid!
Zhao Zhuji: "..."
It's not just what she said. It's not that big of a deal, brother, do you take a coffin with you when you go out?
Don't tell me that there is the corpse or remnant soul of a certain sect elder hidden inside, to help you with your next step of practice!
"Oh, what's that look in your eyes!"
Hong Butian looked at Zhao Zhuji's confused look, slid open the coffin with a gap left, and "sneaked out" to sit in. He also waved to Zhao Zhuji: "Come on, come on, squeeze in or not."
It can fit!"
"Ah this!"
Zhao Zhuji's heart skipped a beat. Did she jump directly to a joint burial before she even got married? Why is other people's love so sweet, but my love is from the underworld?
"No time to explain!"
Hong Butian jumped out and grabbed Zhao Zhuji's arm. Zhao Zhuji finally recovered and let out a exclamation. Then he was thrown into the coffin by Hong Butian. He followed closely and got in, closing the coffin lid.
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"Phew, it's safe!"
In the darkness, Hong Butian took out a lighting spirit stone and turned to look at Zhao Zhuji.
"This is what Xiaoyang Xiaoli and the others gave me. Let's settle now..."
Hong Butian's words stopped suddenly. He saw Zhao Zhuji's red face so close, so he bit his lip and looked at him.
Hiss, what’s going on with this damn feeling!
"Is that so..."
Zhao Zhuji finally understands what it means to see things on paper but ultimately feel shallow. Is this what adults often say: "Marriage is the tomb of love"?
So, have you jumped directly to this step now?
"Hoo, ha, ho!"
Heiyang Hongli clasped her palms together: "Exile!"
The swaying space around him stagnated for an instant, and was slowly pushed back by the two of them. After that, the people from the Wuliang Sword Sect could just sort it out themselves!
Well, it's just like when you crumple up the quilt and throw it into the corner at home.
"Done!"
Hei Yang clapped his hands and nodded with satisfaction.
"Black sun, black sun!"
"Ah?"
"Look there!"
Hongli's sharp eyes pointed at a coffin on the ground: "Is that what we gave to Brother Butian?"
"Ah, indeed, it seems that Brother Butian has listened."
Hei Yang nodded, but suddenly he was stunned and rubbed his eyes: "Um, Xiaoli, on that coffin board, why did I hallucinate little peach hearts floating in the air?"
"Pfft, hahaha, what vision of the underworld, coffin board, little peach heart, it's really yours!"
Hongli couldn't help but laugh out loud, rubbed the tears from the corners of her eyes, and looked at the same way: "Huh? There are so many little hearts!"
"Yeah, right."
"Hiss, it's so scary!"
"So I am the elder brother, and we are just younger siblings."