How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 327 Hong Ling: Two months after returning to my hometown, my niece and nephew cured my mental internal disorder.
Chapter 327 Hong Ling: Two months after returning to my hometown, my niece and nephew cured my mental internal disorder.
With the two villains eliminated, Wuliang Sword Sect began a mighty campaign to bring order out of chaos.
Various unreasonable rules have been abolished and modified, such as weapons restrictions.
Under the dumbfounded gaze of Hei Yang Hongli, when the elder of the sect announced the abolition of the restrictive rules, a group of disciples immediately broke into a cup as a sign of victory.
Some took out real weapons from their storage bags, or rushed back to the house to rummage through the cabinets. Others pressed a mechanism on the sword in their hand, and it suddenly deformed with a click. The sword was beyond recognition and turned into other shapes.
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For a moment, among the ten disciples on the field, only two or three were left holding swords and looking stupidly at their fellow disciples around them, suddenly feeling that the world was so strange.
It's like ten brothers in a dormitory. One day, three of the brothers were shocked to find that except for the three of them, the remaining seven brothers didn't like the feeling of women, probably!
The elder looked at the dancing demons below and fell directly into the contemplation of life.
Is there a possibility that this rule may be reasonable? Or should we just restore the old system?
Hei Yang Hongli didn't notice anyway, so she turned around and went to find Master Gu Jian to ask about the situation outside.
As a result, Master Gu Jian was talking to them, his eyes lit up, and he fell into an epiphany.
She directly activated her technique, and a portal automatically appeared in the sky above the Traveling World, sucking Master Gu Jian out with a "whoosh".
Hei Yang Hongli's face turned pale with fright, fearing that she would be like Master Gu Jian in the future, without even a chance to leave a last word. That would be too scary!
As a result, when Hei Yang Hongli told several elders of Wuliang Sword Sect about this matter, they all showed envious and yearning eyes, and murmured auspicious words, congratulating the sect master on achieving Zhengguo, and thinking about himself.
When can I break through the Nascent Soul and become a tribulation breaker?
The appearance of those elders made Heiyang Hongli know that asking any more questions would be asking for trouble. Their chatter almost turned the world into a paradise filled with birds singing and flowers fragrant.
Oh, if they hadn't seen what it was like outside, they might have believed it!
The first time they saw it was when they accidentally opened the world wall when they were building a small secret realm. The second time was when Gu Jian, the real person, ascended just now. They followed the door and looked outside. It was still pitch black, which frightened them and made them panic. p>
Thinking about the worst, they thought at least there were elders waiting outside, but after they went out, they found that no one had gone anywhere and no seniors came to pick them up. What a loss.
People are desperate!
Thinking of this, Hei Yang Hongli couldn't help but shudder. They would never allow that to happen!
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At the foot of Wuliangjianmen Mountain, Heiyang Hongli looked at Hongbutian and Zhao Zhuji holding hands with a look of disdain.
Hongli: "Hey, it's immoral!"
Hei Yang: "Oh, that's offensive!"
Hongli: "Hey, the world is getting worse!"
Hei Yang: "Oh, shameless!"
"Hey hey hey, you've had enough!!!"
A bunch of tic-tac-toes popped up on Hong Buyian's head, pointing at Hei Yang Hongli who was hugging each other, and couldn't help but roared: "You two have the nerve to talk about us!"
"Huh?"
Hong Li looked up at Hei Yang, who was holding her sideways, with a curious look on her face: "What's wrong with us?"
"I don't know."
Hei Yang looked down at Hong Li in his arms and shook his head: "I have no idea what Brother Butian is talking about."
Hong Butian: "..."
Zhao Zhuji: "..."
"Ahem."
Hong Li jumped out of Hei Yang's arms, coughed twice, stood up and hooked Hei Yang's shoulders, and said calmly: "You are different from us.
We are an old couple, we have been in love for more than ten years, and now we are just cuddling, there is nothing too much."
"That's right!"
Hei Yang nodded and said with a serious face: "Looking at you again, we have known each other for less than five months.
In the end, we walked away hand in hand. Isn’t that too much!"
"That's right, think about what Hei Yang and I were doing when we knew each other for five months!"
Hongli frowned and fell into memories.
[Brother Heiyang, tell me a story to make me sleep!]
【Okay, okay, Xiaoli is obedient.】
"Pfft, cough, cough!"
Hongli's face turned slightly red, but quickly returned to its original state. She coughed twice and waved her hands: "Anyway, that's not the key. The key is that you two are progressing too fast!"
"Indeed, the two of us have been together for almost 144 months."
Hei Yang counted on his fingers: "You two have been together in less than five months.
Rounding it off, that is to say, if one day of yours is equivalent to thirty days of ours, one month of yours is equivalent to our thirty months."
"In other words, if we continue to develop at your pace."
Hongli stretched out a finger and answered with a solemn expression: "It's very likely that you will get married before us!
Maybe when we get married, you can hold three or four children and watch it down there!"
"It is."
Hei Yang said with disdain: "Brother Butian, you will be an old man by then, who will ask you to be the best man!"
"???"
Hong Butian had a question mark: "No, what the hell kind of calculation are you doing! Where is your math teacher now?"
"Oh, mortals really can't understand the wisdom of immortals."
Hei Yang sighed.
"Brother Butian is just an ordinary person with a mortal body after all."
Hongli sighed.
"Hey, hey, suddenly he's high and mighty again!"
Hong Butian rolled his eyes and waved his hand.
"Okay, okay, I know what happened between me and Zhuji surprised you, but there's no need for such a big reaction, right?"
"Actually..."
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and lowered his head in frustration.
"You guys have been so efficient from the moment you fell in love to being together, it will make the two of us look like trash, okay!"
"Ha, if I had known that Black Yang was so easy to deal with."
Hong Li gritted her teeth and clenched her fists and said unhappily: "Then I'm still confused. I should have captured him three or four years ago!"
"Ha, if I had known earlier that Hongli was so easy to fool."
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Hei Yang said fiercely: "Then why am I still hesitating? As early as more than ten years ago..."
"Hmm?!"*3
Three looks at the suspect came.
"Hey, hey, what's that look in your eyes!"
Hei Yang struggled and was taken away: "I am innocent. I have done nothing bad. You can't take me away! Help! Help!"
The three of them breathed a sigh of relief as they watched Hei Yang being escorted away. Peace and tranquility were once again restored to the world.
"It's not what you think!"
Zhao Zhuji shook off Hong Buyian's hand and whispered with shame and anger: "Who, who would think of marrying such a rookie in the Qi refining stage!"
"I, I just..."
Zhao Zhuji gritted her teeth and argued: "We are just good friends!"
"Oh ho ho?"
Hongli leaned over with a funny look on her face: "Should good friends hold hands?"
"No way?!"
Zhao Zhuji became angry from shame.
"Okay, okay, okay."
Hongli chuckled: "Did your good friends follow you home to meet your parents?"
"Who, who wants to meet the parents!"
Zhao Zhuji angrily turned to look at the innocent-looking Hong Butian and stamped her feet: "I'm afraid that he will use the excuse of going home to visit relatives to slack off in his practice, so I follow him to supervise him, okay!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hongli spread her hands.
"I'm afraid that if he sleeps in the middle of the night, he might slack off in his practice. I understand, I understand."
"No...no!"
"Hey, classic!"
Hongli couldn't help but laugh out loud. She patted Zhao Zhuji and said earnestly: "Li is already here. Wasn't he as tough-talking as you at the beginning? What happened?"
"The result..."
Zhao Zhuji shrank her neck and said weakly: "What will be the result?"
"What's the result?"
Hong Li pulled Hei Yang, who had just escaped from prison, into her arms and took a deep breath.
"As a result, you will find that wow, Black Sun is really fragrant!"
"Ah~~~"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and twitched all over.
"..."
Zhao Zhuji looked at Hong Li who seemed to be sucking in Yang Qi, turned her head with a dark face, and said quietly: "I will never become like that even if I die."
"It's not up to you..."
Hong Li floated over with a mysterious look on her face and smiled sadly: "Since ancient times, women have always had a hard time being separated from handsome men. I...ah!"
"Okay, okay."
Hei Yang pulled Hong Li back, ignoring the other person's protest as he rubbed his head, and looked in the direction of Five Color City.
"Let's go back first. Don't leave it here to feed the mosquitoes."
"Hmm, Xiaoyang is right."
Hong Butian nodded, watching Hei Yang carrying his sister, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to imitate.
"Huh?!"
Zhao Zhuji glanced sideways at Hong Butian.
"..."
Hong Butian stretched out his arm, scratched his face, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, look at this bite on my face."
"Pfft..."
Zhao Zhuji couldn't help but smile, turned her head and stretched out her hand, looking at Hong Butian: "Na?"
"!!!"
Hong Butian's eyes lit up, and he held hands directly, feeling as if his soul floated away along his arms.
In the woods, two couples were walking side by side.
It seems that I am walking very slowly, but the surrounding environment is changing rapidly.
"Hey..."
Hongli glanced back secretly, revealing her dead eyes: "Look at their faces, as if they have never seen the world."
"That's right!"
Hei Yang nodded in agreement, also showing his dead eyes: "Let's see how happy we will be just by holding hands. Two love brains are totally out of our minds!"
"It's true!"
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"Hey, let's talk..."
Aunt Hongling walked out of the bedroom lazily with a small fire on her head.
She looked at Xingyun and Gaga, who were sitting in the hall and concentrating on reading. The sunlight reflected on the table made Hongling's nose itchy.
She yawned and asked casually: "Who are those two?"
"Ah, I don't know."
Xingyun never looked back, and 99% of her energy was focused on the wonderful stories in the book.
She said casually: "Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang ran out in a hurry just now. There must be something important."
"Ha, that's strange?"
Hongling sat on the sofa opposite Xingyun, closed her eyes and said: "I have been here for so many days, and I have never even seen them come out of the bedroom a few times. They have been bored in the room almost all the time?
"I Have a Book of Ghosts and Gods"
Damn it, I feel so unbalanced when I think of the two of them sleeping soundly at home while I was writing and fighting hard in the capital!"
"Oh, what Aunt Hongling does is for the sake of the family!"
Xingyun turned the page gently and said casually: "Just like my father, he has to work very hard to take care of me."
"Yes, yes, thank you so much, Xiaoyun, for placing me so high in your heart."
Hong Ling stretched out, pulled Xiao Huo off her head, held her in her arms, and lay down sideways on the sofa, making a comfortable sound.
"Ah, well, anyway, I don't care about so many things right now. I come here just to rest. I don't have to think about anything else, and I don't even think about complicated things.
Well, relax yourself, restore harmony, be reincarnated by heaven and man, and be free from illness and worry..."
Hong Ling sighed: "These two guys know how to enjoy themselves. I already feel like I have entered a retirement life."
"Hmm!"
Xingyun nodded and continued to turn the page: "If I don't continue to practice in the Five Elements Sect in the future.
Return to Wuguo City, find a sunny afternoon, and sit under the tree in the yard with Dad Gaga.
Drink a cup of hot tea, sometimes lie on the recliner, and read the wonderful stories in the book.
Along with the character's inner journey, you may be excited or happy, sad or melancholy, and read one book after another quietly.
Like Sister Hongli, she piles the books she has read into her small room and puts them on the shelves."
Xingyun showed an admiring expression: "That's great!"
"Well, I feel as soon as I enter their home..."
Hong Ling yawned again and sighed: "I feel like I have become a lot lazier. I don't know if it is environmental influence or psychological effect."
"Have you become more relaxed and happy?"
"Indeed."
"That's enough!"
"Yes!"
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"Okay! Let's go!"
Yao Qingkong looked at the airship in front of him that was on standby at any time, then looked at the adults and aunts wearing chef uniforms, and smiled sheepishly.
"I'm on my way, let's go together!"
"Hey, we can finally get over it!"
"Well, I've been waiting for this for a long time, old lady!"
"Dragon meat! Dragon meat! There are also sharks at the Nascent Soul stage, and winged tigers at the Golden Core stage...
I simply can’t imagine that so many precious ingredients are waiting for me, I almost fainted with happiness!”
"Ha! Look at my family's inherited dragon-slaying sword!
I have never had enough ingredients to bring it to life, but now I can finally show off my skills!"
"We need to integrate the essence and nutrition of meat into a small piece, and we need to allow everyone to eat delicious meals as efficiently as possible, and we need to ensure that everyone can withstand the powerful energy!
If you think about it this way, it’s really a bit challenging!”
"Huh, it's not difficult. Do you still remember how to make the big grain meal?"
"Oh, the density changes and the volume remains unchanged, and the nutrients penetrate little by little with the body's absorption speed?"
"That's right, even if you eat a lot, you will only feel full. Plus, you don't have to eat for several years or so, so you don't have to worry about any damage to your body!"
"There are also food supplements. Food supplements, you forgot, as long as you use that method and add the same ingredients used in making mushroom soup, you can subtly improve a person's physique and maybe even his innate talent!"
"Hey, don't forget, there are other monks coming too, and the monks will take the more supplementary one!"