Chapter 334: Actually, I am very good outside, but I only show off at home! Trust me!
How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 334: In fact, I am very good outside, but I only show off at home! Trust me!
"Mom, Dad, Xiaohuo is going to have breakfast!"
The door of Yangli House was slapped casually. Xiao Huo yawned and asked casually: "What do you want to bring for breakfast? Dad? Mom?"
"Uh-huh, what?"
Hong Li poked her little head out from the bed with her messy hair, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and felt a little dazed.
"Are you dreaming? I seem to hear the sound of a small fire, huh~"
Hongli yawned: "As expected, I am a good mother. I think about my daughter all the time when I sleep."
"Dad! Mom! Can you hear me?"
Xiaohuo coughed twice, cleared his throat, and raised his voice slightly.
"You just left without saying anything. I will bring back breakfast that is not to your parents' liking. You are not allowed to be picky eaters!"
"Ah, it's really a small fire. Is it dawn yet?"
Hongli looked at the dark sky outside through the curtains, sat up slightly, and yawned again: "It's so early..."
"No! It's almost eight o'clock!"
Xiao Huo said in a long voice: "It's raining outside, so it's a little dark!"
"Ah?"
Hongli tilted her head, and heard the sound of raindrops in her ears. It didn't sound like light rain.
"That's it..."
Hongli nodded and said casually: "Oh, I'm too lazy to want to eat anything. Xiaohuo, you can take care of it."
"Is that so?"
Xiao Huo confirmed with some uncertainty.
"Hmm, that's it."
Hong Li suddenly thought of something and smiled naively: "Anyway, if I don't want to eat it, I can feed it to Hei Yang and recycle it, ahem..."
What if Hei Yang refuses?
Oh, simple!
Hong Li's eyes moved upward, imagining what she would face when the time comes.
As long as her Hongli body softens, she leans into Hei Yang's arms, blinks her cute big eyes, and uses a pure and charming voice to play a beauty trick on Hei Yang.
"Husband, if they don't want to eat, how about you help them eat~"
Then Heiyang would be so fascinated by her that he would happily pick up the bowl and drink it all in one gulp!
"Oh ho ho."
Hong Li chuckled softly. It was a piece of cake. She could easily handle Hei Yang and play with it while applauding. It couldn't be easier!
As for whether there will be any accidents...
Hongli frowned and imagined another possibility again.
Hei Yang picked up her portion, suddenly reached out and grabbed Hong Li, took out a funnel and stuffed it into her mouth, then poured the rice in from the other end.
Then Hongli's eyes widened, tears streaming down her face, her arms waving wildly, her calves kicking wildly, then she rolled her eyes and lost consciousness.
When she wakes up, she will find that she has eaten every drop of rice in the bowl.
"Bah, bah, bah, what a crazy imagination!"
Hongli shook her head quickly and said firmly: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Squeak"
The sound of the living room door being opened sounded. Hong Li suddenly thought of something and quickly reminded her.
"Xiao Huo, remember to bring an umbrella, um, a raincoat, otherwise you will get wet and freeze."
"Ah, this, this, this is impossible! Xiao Huo is not stupid!"
Xiaohuo's voice came slowly: "Stop talking, Xiaohuo is leaving first."
"Ang!"
The sound of flamingoes came from the sky, and the flames spread out to protect their wings. Under the heavy rain, they were fluttering like a strange red mist.
"Ah, that's great."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and smiled helplessly.
But there seems to be something wrong with the atmosphere?
Hongli scratched her head. It was quite quiet this morning. Didn't she hear the laughter outside at this time a few days ago?
Oh, by the way, Xingyun and Gaga were invited by Hongli’s mother to play there, and they have been living there for the past few days.
In addition, Aunt Hongling and Xiaoli, the Li Huohe whose name is very similar to hers, went to the Yaowang Sect to find Yao Qingkong and the others.
It is said that we need to discuss matters related to the new branch of Yaowang Sect in the royal capital, as well as the rights and obligations of corresponding management, as well as the division of land into price areas.
Well, I guess I'm busy with Wang Duhong's family affairs again.
Although she was talking about taking a vacation, Hongli would take out a stack of family news when she saw her aunt more than once, and then frown and think seriously.
Even if you take a vacation, you won’t give up your work!
And...
Hongli looked at her aunt's cultivation level. Although her progress was not as fast as it was in the Five Elements Sect, she didn't seem to be in ruins. It was obvious that she had not given up on her dream of cultivation.
Awesome!
Hongli silently praised her aunt in her heart. To be honest, her aunt's conditions are really good.
She has a good figure and good looks and temperament. Even when she is provoked by her red glass and breaks her guard, her aunt is usually very gentle and friendly, but she also has her own strength.
And although she is not as focused as Xingyun on rushing in one direction, her aunt's efforts are not much less than hers.
If you marry such a girl and bring her home, you can manage such a big family, so why are you afraid that she can't manage a small family?
It's a pity that Hongli is not a boy, and she has never thought about cutting off her arm.
Otherwise, after the plot progresses to the part where "Hongli, who is new to the Five Elements Sect, is accepted as a disciple by a woman who calls herself an aunt", it will probably lead to some strange lines.
Hongli chuckled, showing a funny smile.
Of course, if she were asked to choose, it would definitely be Hei Yang!
Unfortunately, the only flaw is that Heiyang is not as diligent as his aunt.
If Heiyang was as capable as her aunt, wouldn't Hongli be able to become a real parasite?
Then I just need to feed her her favorite food on time and at the right time, and buy interesting books for her to read every once in a while.
Don’t worry about the rest, just relax your body and mind and let Hei Yang play his part, cough cough...
It seems that if Hei Yang works hard and manages a family like his aunt, wouldn't it mean that he has no time to spend with Hong Li!
Hiss! No! Absolutely not!
Hong Li took a breath of cold air and quickly put this terrifying thought behind her. She fumbled under the quilt with some fear, looking for traces of Hei Yang.
"Well..."
Hong Li frowned. She had just woken up and didn't notice it. Now her legs seemed to feel a little heavy?
Gently lifting the corner of the quilt, Hongli looked at Hei Yang, who was holding her two smooth thighs with a peaceful expression, and blinked.
"Ah this!"
Hongli shivered subconsciously. Shouldn't this be her usual posture?
So this is what is often said, couples will become more and more alike!
Hong Li carefully stretched out her hands to grab Hei Yang's shoulders, and moved the dangerous creature away with fear, slowly pulled him up, and gently placed his head on the pillow.
"Huh."
Hongli subconsciously tensed her legs, took a few deep breaths, and covered her heart to calm down.
"No, what the hell am I nervous about..."
Hong Li curled her lips, revealing her dead eyes, as if she was a little dissatisfied with her performance just now.
"Damn it, luckily I wasn't seen, otherwise I would have been a coward!"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang again, slowly crawled to Hei Yang's side and lay down, holding her chin in her hands and quietly watching Hei Yang's sleeping form.
Looking at the young man's calm and peaceful expression, Hongli couldn't help but smile slightly. Her somewhat restless heart regained its composure, and her mood for the day started to feel joyful again from this moment on.
"That's great."
Hong Li smiled and stretched out her fingers to poke Hei Yang's face, muttering in her mouth: "Hei Yang, Hei Yang, I like you! Do you know how much I like you, and how much joy I can have?"
All for you!"
"Well, if you don't believe it, I'll prove it to you!"
Hong Li brought her face closer to Hei Yang, getting closer and closer, opening her mouth slightly...
"Get up!!! Lazy dog!!!"
"!!!"
Hei Yang jumped up from the bed as if he was electrocuted, and instinctively stretched out his legs to kick Hong Li: "Ada!"
"Ha! Can't hit!"
Hong Li, who had expected it for a long time, dodged away and said with a proud face: "It is impossible to be counter-attacked. It is impossible to be counter-attacked in this life..."
"Ada!"
Hei Yang kicked me again.
"Ah!!!"
Hong Li screamed and flew backwards, then disappeared instantly in mid-air, teleported behind Hei Yang, raised her leg and kicked: "Ha! Fight again!"
"Kill you big-headed devil!"
Hei Yang reached out and grabbed Hong Li's ankle. He was stunned for a moment, turned his head and looked twice, coughed twice, and let go of his hand.
Hongli pulled her legs back in a swish, folded her arms around her knees and looked at Hei Yang with an innocent face. The evil one complained first.
"I asked you to get up kindly, but you wanted to kick me, and you wanted to kick me twice!"
"Oh, the kick was too light."
Hei Yang responded unceremoniously: "If you don't sleep, you won't let others sleep. What's wrong with you?"
"Ah???"
Hongli pointed at herself with a question mark, and retorted unconvinced: "Is it too early for you to wake me up like this? Hei Yang can do it, but Hongli can't? What a double standard!"
"Ah, good job, I made a mistake."
Hei Yang raised his hands in surrender, with the word "trapped" written in big words in his eyes.
"But I was sleeping soundly. It's really unreasonable for you to wake me up. Rainy days are just the right time to sleep, isn't it?"
"Huh? Did you know it's raining outside?"
"I knew it when you snatched my quilt in the middle of the night."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li speechlessly and couldn't help but complain: "I said, we have tried our best to consider this problem and deliberately asked others to make us a big quilt.
Even if there is another black sun and a red glass, it will be enough to cover me. Why are you robbing me of my quilt?"
"Hey, if we add a black sun and a red glass, wouldn't it make four people?"
Hongli looked at Hei Yang with disdain: "How shameless, husband!"
"Climb, climb, crawl, wait, answer my questions first and then crawl!"
Hei Yang reached out and lifted Hongli's chin, and said with a serious face: "Say! Woman! Why did you snatch my quilt from me!"
"What nonsense..."
Hong Li put her hand on Hei Yang's face with a look of disgust: "I'm used to it, can't I?
In other words, if I want to fold it up and cover it with two or three layers, why don’t you take it back if you don’t like it?”
"Ha!"
Hei Yang snorted coldly and counted with his fingers.
"Well, there are still more than twenty days left. Hong Mouli, you only have twenty more days to be arrogant. Cherish your opportunity to be strong in front of me! Ha!"
"This sentence will be returned to you intact!"
Hongli stared back, and the two stared at each other fiercely, as if there were lightning striking: "Well————"
"Mom and Dad!"
Xiao Huo's voice suddenly came: "It's time to eat!"
"Okay! Here we go!"*2
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"Ah, it's delicious!"
Hong Li swallowed the last mouthful, showed a comfortable expression, leaned her head back on the backrest, and covered her belly with a comfortable expression.
"On this rainy day in late spring and early summer, taking a sip of hot soup makes you feel as if your whole body has been sublimated!"
Hong Li wiped her mouth and praised with satisfaction.
Hei Yang on the side is continuing to prepare breakfast. His appetite is a little larger than that of Hong Li, but his eating speed is surprisingly similar, so Hong Li is waiting for him almost every time.
Both of them are the kind of people who may chatter non-stop while sleeping, but stay focused and silent while eating.
Therefore, when Yangli's family is eating, it is one of the quietest times for them.
"Let's talk..."
Watching Hei Yang swallow the last mouthful of soup, Hong Li asked out of curiosity: "What are the reviews of Dama and Elder Piao Piao after their reshaping? Did they complain about you? Or did they want to beat you up?" p>
"You can't just hope that I'll get better, right?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, Da Ma and Elder Piao Piao had been resurrected with full health a few days ago.
He sensed something through the gray fog, so he went to check it personally. After confirming that it would not fall apart like before, he dispersed the gray fog on the other side, allowing the two of them to see the light of day again.
"Then I'm sorry to disappoint you, Miss Hongli."
Hei Yang snorted lightly and showed a proud expression: "Not only did they not complain, but they also gave me full marks with gratitude and excitement!
They finally regained the body or body parts they lost before, and they are faster, stronger and more durable than before, one session is better than six sessions!
It’s too late for them to thank me and they beat me up? You’re kidding!”
"Real or false?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang suspiciously and couldn't help but confirm: "To be honest, you didn't lie to me?"
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"No!"
"Hey, it's boring."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "I've been looking forward to it for a long time, I thought it would be fun to watch..."
"Lezi Hongli suggested to die, thank you."
Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and pointed to the communication spirit stone placed in front of the mirror not far away: "And it seems that someone is looking for you.
Early in the morning, uh, early in the morning, who would come to you with nothing to do?"
"Oh, I'll bet on washing the dishes."
Hongli didn't even look at it, and blurted out without hesitation: "If nothing unexpected happens, the stunned Elder Huo must have debugged the teleportation array and can't wait to tell me."
"Real or false..."
Hei Yang wanted to take another look at the communication spirit stone, but Hong Li covered his eyes with both hands: "You are not allowed to peek. I asked you if you want to bet. I bet you will wash the dishes."
"Well, can I bet that it's not Elder Huole?"
Hei Yang cunningly made a choice with completely different odds, but he didn't expect Hong Li to nod directly: "Okay!"
"Huh?!"
Hei Yang's heart skipped a beat. He looked at Hong Li without even looking at the caller. He confidently picked up the spirit stone and connected it. Elder Huo Le's old smiling face popped up on the screen.
"Ah this."
Hei Yang's mouth twitched.
"Hahaha, go wash the dishes!"
"Oh——"
"Hahaha!"
Seeing Hei Yang going to wash the dishes obediently, Hong Li felt happy in her heart. She turned to look at Huo Le who wanted to speak and stretched out a finger to stop him: "Don't say it, let me guess what you are going to say next: Ha, little one."
Li, my teleportation array is finally completed!"
"Ha, Xiaoli, my..."
In the middle of Elder Huo Le's words, Hong Li accurately predicted it, and a tic-tac-toe popped up on his head: "Can you please stop annoying me all day long!
Although I deliberately made trouble to prevent you from going home, and even wanted to kidnap and coax your Xiaohuo to go to the Five Elements Sect...but I am still an upright character in my heart!"
"Ah yes yes yes."
Hong Li waved her hand perfunctorily: "I know, skip this section, how should I say, do you want to use the teleportation circle to jump over directly?
With such a long distance, I may not be able to get there directly even with my space powers."
"When did you secretly have that kind of spatial magical power again..."
A black line appeared on Elder Huole's head. It was clear that the spiritual power of Five Color City was not as strong as that of Five Elements Mountain. However, the child's cultivation speed increased after he returned.
I haven’t heard of how hard she practices in practice?
Every time I call, I’m either playing with that person from her family, or I’m playing with that person from her family...
"Forget it, don't worry about that kind of thing anymore."
Huo Le shook his head, stretched out a finger, and smiled sheepishly.
"After careful consideration, I decided to try it with dead objects first!"
"Ha, that's it. I thought it was so cruel!"
"Xiao Li..."
"Hey, don't laugh, don't laugh..."
Hongli stopped, stopped smiling, and looked at Elder Huole.
"Tell me how to cooperate with the experiment. We are in a good mood today and can help you!"