How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 335: I suddenly found that I can’t understand the children’s communication language. The age gap is amazing.
Chapter 335: I suddenly found that I can’t understand the children’s communication language. The age gap is amazing.
How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 335: I suddenly find that I can’t understand the communication language of children. The age gap is amazing
"Ah, it's rare to see you in a good mood, Xiaoli."
Huo Le was stunned for a moment and said overjoyed: "That's great."
"Well, actually, I rarely have a bad mood..."
Hongli scratched her cheek and smiled sheepishly.
"I have been very happy every day since I returned to Five Color City."
"Ha, that's not important, that's not important!"
Elder Huole laughed, turned the camera to the side, illuminated the formation full of strange lines on the ground, and explained to Hongli.
"Look, this is the teleportation array."
"First we charge it."
Elder Huole fixed the camera and took out five spiritual stones from the side.
"To charge, five ordinary medium spirit stones are enough.
Of course, compared to the entire spiritual practice world, this price is still a bit too high.
In the future, I will find ways to reduce costs and gradually increase its popularity."
"Attention, the five medium spirit stones need to be placed in these five circles..."
Elder Huole took back his hand, watched the teleportation array in front of him light up, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Did you see it? When a normal energy source is detected, the array will start charging.
Generally, five medium spirit stones can fully charge a teleportation array of my size with energy."
"Oh, oh, oh, that's it."
Hongli sat at the table with a look of sudden realization. She raised her hand: "Teacher Huo, how many times can the teleportation array be used at one time?"
"Well, classmate Xiaoli's question is a bit vague."
Huole paused and explained: "This is related to the transmission distance and the energy level and physical quality of the transmission object.
Take Five Color City and Five Elements City as examples. I’ll write a formula and you can write it down in your notebook.
Well, for example, Elder Huole, I am at the Nascent Soul stage, one weight, one hundred and ten pounds.
I want to go to the Five Color City with two sixth-level disciples of the Qi Refining Stage, both weighing 120 kilograms, and pass through this magic circle in front of me.
Then set a constant number, which will not change in the formula each time it is transmitted.
This has nothing to do with the size of the teleportation array. I call it the space coefficient of our travel world, which is about 2,400..."
"Phew, done."
Hei Yang shook off the water on his hands and walked out of the kitchen as if he was relieved.
"Xiaoli, your Heiyang father has finished washing the dishes. Where are you... hmm?"
Halfway through the words, Hei Yang saw Hong Li sitting at the table, but there seemed to be something wrong with her current situation?
Her expression was sluggish, her head lowered and raised, her cheek held in one hand, her eyes half-closed, and she looked like she was about to fall asleep.
"Good guy..."
Hei Yang walked up to him and saw that Elder Huo was still immersed in his teaching class in the picture. Hong Li here had been fishing for a long time. He couldn't help but feel happy and patted Hong Li on the shoulder.
"My Iceberg Beauty Wife"
"Xiaoli? Xiaoli? Wake up."
"Ah?!"
Hongli suddenly trembled and turned to look aside.
When she saw it was Hei Yang, she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Black Sun..."
Hong Li closed her eyes, lowered her head, tilted her body, and fell into Hei Yang's arms: "I'm so sleepy..."
"Hey, you obviously just got up, okay."
Hei Yang hugged Hong Li speechlessly, and after thinking for a while, he sat directly on Hong Li's chair, put the latter on his lap, and smoothed her hair like a cat.
This girl Hongli’s hair has already reached her waist, and she has to cover her buttocks.
I still remember that when we first met, her hair was only as long as her ears.
Then he slowly crossed his shoulders, then his waist, and was arrested for a haircut. Then he passed his waist again, and was arrested for a haircut again...
By the way, is it time for Hongli to get a haircut again?
Hei Yang suddenly thought of this. Her mother took her there before, should he take Hongli there in the future?
Having said that, through spiritual practice, you can consciously control your hair to grow longer or fall out.
But if you want to make it shorter, it is usually easier to cut your hair.
Of course, professional services such as hair dyeing and perming should be left to professionals.
For example, Hongli's good sister Xingyun is relatively knowledgeable about this issue.
After all, she has been deceived into it more than once, and now she can get in on her own without having to lie.
"Well, that's it!"
Huo Le smiled and showed the two teleportation arrays in the room in the camera. After thinking about it, he moved a small stool to one of the arrays.
If you get closer, you can see that a screen that looks like a communication spirit stone dial appears vaguely.
However, Elder Huo Le did not touch the screen. Instead, he took out what he called the "Command Spirit Stone" from the side and pressed it against the magic circle a few times, and the light of buling buling overflowed.
.
Well, as for the command spirit stone, Hei Yang understood it directly based on the remote control.
"Watch it! Witness the miracle!"
Elder Huo Le suddenly raised his voice excitedly: "It only takes five seconds, and this chair will appear..."
Elder Huole gave a close-up of the empty teleportation array. Hei Yang could see obvious spatial fluctuations, and the next moment the chair appeared in another teleportation array.
Hei Yang felt that if there was a barrage at this time, he should give Elder Huo Le a full screen of 666.
Although moving the chair from one teleportation array to another does not even take five seconds if you do it directly, there is no need to spend so much time.
The essence can be seen through the phenomenon. What Elder Huo Le has developed is indeed a technology that transcends the world.
"How is it!"
Elder Huo Le then looked at the camera: "Xiao Li, this magic circle... huh?"
Huo Le watched the girl in the camera suddenly turn into a boy, and her mind was a little stuck for a moment.
"Hey, Elder Huole, what's that expression on your face? It's me."
Hei Yang wordlessly picked up Hongli and shook it: "That guy was here just now."
"Ah, ha?"
Hongli suddenly woke up and suddenly became alert: "Is get out of class over?"
"Hey, hey, take a good look at where you are."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li speechlessly, and couldn't help but complain: "You have, uh, one, two, three, four... Anyway, you have graduated for many years, okay!"
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"Ah this..."
Hongli came back to her senses, turned to look at the camera behind her, smiled, slid down Heiyang's legs, turned over and stood up from the side, and jumped twice.
"Ha, I can't help it, that tone is so similar to that of a private school teacher.
I talked about a bunch of simple questions for a long time, and when I was distracted, I explained the key points in a flash."
"So!"
Hongli stretched out a finger and said seriously: "You never know how many stories happened in front of the podium when you lowered your head to pick up the pen!"
"Ah, deal with it..."
Hei Yang put his arms around Hong Li and asked her to sit on his lap. He looked at Elder Huo Le who was helplessly pouring water and raised his eyebrows: "So you are testing the teleportation array?"
"Hmm."
Hongli nodded: "That's right."
"But Xiaoli didn't listen to me well."
Elder Huo Le rolled his eyes: "How can we cooperate like this?"
"Oh, I don't need to know that much, you can just tell me."
Hong Li blinked her red eyes and pointed outside: "I'll go outside and make a copy of your formation diagram.
Infuse spiritual power, charge spiritual stones, and then connect to the signal. Then you can use it, right?"
"Theoretically so!"
Huo Le nodded and looked at the formation diagram: "But the drawing of the formation..."
"Oh, oh, you can understand it at a glance."
Hong Li waved her hand and pulled Hei Yang out.
"If I can't draw characters well, forget it. If I can't draw ordinary lines well, I can chop off my hands."
"This is not okay, I won't agree to it."
Hei Yang snorted: "How can I hold you without my hand?"
"Same."
…………
Thirty minutes later.
Fifteen kilometers away from Yangli's house, there is an open space somewhere.
"Phew! Done!"
Hongli dropped the big brush in her hand and wiped away the non-existent sweat: "Classmate Xiaoli is so exhausted."
"Well, not bad..."
Hei Yang casually picked up the brush thrown by Hong Li. This thing was also a special painting formation pen given by Yaowang Sect.
It is not dipped in ink, but is used to inject spiritual power into the drawing. The drawn formation is strong and reliable.
"My review."
Hei Yang looked at the formation diagram on the ground that was almost similar to that of Elder Huole, nodded and said: "It can barely be considered qualified."
"Ah, don't say that, I put in a lot of effort."
Hong Li let out a long sigh, turned her head and touched her chin to look at the formation map carefully: "Well, it feels like it's almost okay, right?"
"Wow, that's funny."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "People draw a talisman crookedly and the whole thing is scrapped. Don't you need more sophisticated skills?"
"Come on, I'm just copying my predecessors and copying it mechanically. I don't have my own soul at all. Then I might as well make a copy with a machine and directly inject my spirit into it and consecrate it."
Hongli waved her hand with a look of disdain: "Isn't it just a special Taoist description of the law of heaven and earth? It's similar to the QR code you mentioned. I understand it correctly, right?"
"Uh, probably..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head uncertainly, and was not confused about how to use Hong Li's formation diagram.
Item: Teleportation Circle? Change
Quality: Purple
Effect: Transport people and objects, low cost, stable effect, no discomfort caused by space turbulence, difficult to intercept...
Introduction: Overhaul [Delete] I felt that the original drawing was not very smooth, and I was too lazy to imitate it, so I just followed the feeling and drew it alive.
"Well..."
Heiyang and Hongli looked thoughtful.
"That..."
Hongli whispered: "I really just changed it casually."
"I know, it's written in the introduction."
Hei Yang whispered: "Should I tell Elder Huole about this kind of thing?"
"Of course."
Hong Li said as a matter of course: "Isn't this the version that Elder Huo Le has always wanted to come up with? We will directly help him realize his dream!"
"What should I say?"
Hei Yang blinked his eyes and said quietly: "Elder Huo Le, you are the younger brother among younger brothers. You have studied carefully for so many years and you are not as good as me scribbling randomly?"
"Wow, you are a bitch trying to kill me, aren't you? What good will it do you to attract hatred from me?"
Hong Li raised her hand and punched Hei Yang on the shoulder, humming softly: "I am standing on the shoulders of giants, and I am also based on the original foundation of Elder Huo Le, okay, don't step on me!" p>
"Ahem, I wasn't using exaggerated rhetoric!"
Hei Yang spread his hands: "I just want to say that if Huo Le knew about this, he would be shocked, and then he would be unable to recover or something.
I know that with Elder Huole's character, he will definitely help promote it with all his strength. After all, it is something that benefits everyone.
But what would it be like for him personally?"
"You said..."
Hei Yang held out a finger: "Let's just tell him that he suddenly fell into a pit while walking. There are ancient ruins in the pit, and there are complete and perfect superb teleportation arrays in the ancient ruins!"
"Come on, it's fake at first glance."
Hongli rolled her eyes and insisted on her own idea: "How many years will Elder Huo Le live, and how many years will we live?
They haven’t seen any big storms or waves, so why should we worry about their mental state?”
"If you want to talk about a blow..."
Hongli spread her hands: "He was already hit when he discovered the speed of our cultivation, but he didn't..."
"But he retreated behind the scenes and became a scientific researcher."
Hei Yang said quietly: "Are you sure you weren't hit?"
"Ah this..."
"Moreover, after he learned about your cultivation speed, he wanted to make you his successor, and finally forced you to give you a sect leader token.
It was with great difficulty that I relied on Xingyun to attract the elder's attention."
Hei Yang whispered: "Now that I know that your talent for formations is the same, what kind of scientific research leader in the spiritual world will the elder recommend to you, and will you become the dean of the scientific research institute in the travel world or something like that?"
"Hiss!"
Hongli took a breath of Heiyang: "It makes sense!"
"Then..."
Hong Li frowned and once again proposed a way.
"Let's put on a vest, pretend to be a worldly expert, and give some pointers as we pass by, so we can break up the relationship with us, right?"
"Great idea!"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "How do you open the vest? What kind of clone technique have you learned? Have you learned any transformation techniques?"
"Uh..."
Hong Li's eyes moved up and she thought: "I remember seeing it in the Five Elements Sect's library, but I didn't pay much attention at that time. How about you go and learn now?"
"It's become my current practice again, right?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and proposed another possibility: "Then you can use the magic shadow to control a big bad guy, and just disguise it, right?"
"Where can I find the big bad guy?"
Hongli said speechlessly: "We only need to target those who bully us and the people around us.
Do we still have to use our own definition of good and evil to judge others at will?
Of course, the tauren will definitely be judged!"
"Indeed!"
Hei Yang thought for a while and summoned the demon shadow. After the transformation, the opponent's aura became even more terrifying.
It is estimated that you can defeat a large area of Yuanying in one go, but it may be a little difficult to overcome the tribulation.
"Show me how you look like a human being."
Hei Yang pointed at the demonic shadow and added an order: "Adjust my appearance based on my appearance. Don't follow me too much like a shadow."
"..."
The demon stood there for a long time, seemingly loading something. Under the gaze of Heiyang Hongli, the other party transformed into an old man with a beard and a fairy-like spirit.
"Okay! I have it for you!"
Hei Yang first affirmed, and then pointed at the demon shadow.
"It's just that you don't have to become so dark!"
Demon Shadow: "..."
Sorry, it won’t change.
"Oh, put a black robe on him!"
Hongli interjected: "Relatively handsome!"
"But he has the image of a fairy!"
"Can't you change your personal profile? It's just a matter of words!"
"How could..."
"Dudududu"
The communication spirit stone interrupted Heiyang Hongli again, and the figure of Elder Huole appeared on the screen.
"How's it going? Is the painting done?"
"Ah! Okay, okay!"
Hong Li nodded quickly and smiled confidently: "My Hei Yang painted it himself, it must be perfect!"
Hei Yang: "???"
"Ha, that's great!"
Elder Huo Le did not notice Hei Yang threatening Hong Li by wiping his throat in the corner, nor did he see Hong Li turning away and making faces at Hei Yang.
"Let's get started!"
Huo Le chuckled and said, "What should I send to you?"
"Ha! We have already prepared for this."
Hongli and Heiyang looked at each other and smiled, then poured out wedding invitations from their storage bags: "Just give me this!"