How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 337: Well, when you see excellent friends, you will learn to work hard when you feel like a lemon!
Chapter 337: Well, when you see excellent friends, you will learn to work hard when you feel like a lemon!
Chapter 337: Well, when you see an excellent friend, you will feel like a lemon and learn to work hard at the same time!
After Hei Yang Hongli explained, Elder Huo Le happily took their homework and copied it, but he didn't show any great negative emotions, which made Hei Yang Hongli breathe a sigh of relief.
In this way, as long as a teleportation array is set up between Wu Color City and Five Elements Sect, even if all the elders come over, they can quickly return to the sect when the sect is in danger. The plan works!
On the big table of Yang Li's house, Hei Yang Hongli spread out a large map. Instead of looking at the map, he was counting other things with his fingers.
"For relatives and friends, Brother Bu Tian from Wuliang Sword Sect will come.
The Yaowang Sect says it's OK if they say they're close, but it's okay if they say they're not familiar with each other. They'll leave a seat for them to see if they're willing to come.
The Five Elements Sect asked Elder Huole, there is no problem there.
There is no need to worry about relatives and friends in Wuse City, as well as Wangdu, and grandma’s side too. Our parents have already sent out the invitations for us.
And Grandma Meng, who had been going through the resignation procedures for several months and was uncertain about her life or death, cough...she said she would come when the time comes."
Hei Yang pointed at Hong Li with his fingers.
"Look, in this case, we should have sent out all the invitations, right?"
"Well, let me think about how many maps we have changed."
Hongli poked her upper lip with her finger and looked up, thinking.
"First is the Five Colors City where the dream begins, then the Five Elements City, the Five Elements Sect, and Heiyang. You went to the royal capital.
I have also been to snow-capped mountains, the sea, and the underworld.
I went to my grandma’s house during the Chinese New Year.
Then we stayed at home almost all the time, and except for a trip to Wuliangjianmen, we didn’t go out much."
"Speaking of which, can the snowy mountains and sea be considered as changing the map?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but retort: "Just stay there for a day or two, basically fight monsters, and then come back.
This is not called changing the map, this is just taking the time to enter the secret realm copy!"
"Okay, let's get rid of these two."
Hong Li retracted her two fingers and raised her eyebrows.
"That's wrong to say! According to the standards you mentioned...
Wuliangjianmen, the royal capital, the underworld, grandma’s house, and even the Five Elements City, these don’t count as changing the map!”
"What's wrong with this?"
Hei Yang pointed to his side and hummed: "We were in Five Color City at first, and now we are still in Five Color City!"
"Yes..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, lowered her head and whispered: "We have always been active in Five Color City."
"If you think about it..."
Hongli shed tears of noodles: "Our social circle is so small!
Although I said before that the entire spiritual practice community will give us some face.
But giving face is giving face, and we don’t seem to know each other very well.
Wuwuwu, I am Li, a mountain girl with long hair and little knowledge!"
"Ah, but considering the invitations sent out, I feel like a lot of people will come."
Hei Yang was stunned: "So many people are coming to celebrate our wedding. It makes me feel so moved. Unconsciously, there are already so many people who care about us."
"Indeed..."
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, closed her eyes, shook her head, spread her hands and sighed, smiling slightly: "It can be considered that these more than ten years have not been all in vain!"
"But will so many people come..."
Hongli imagined that scene and was equally astonished: "So many people are watching! If you think about it..."
Hong Li's face was flushed, she held her chin in her hands and smiled: "I'm still a little embarrassed and a little shy, hehe."
The two of them laughed in a daze, falling into a beautiful longing for the future.
………
"Huh, Xiao Huo is back^O^/!"
Xiaohuo opened the door and walked into the house with a smile on her face. A quack was lying on her shoulder.
"Hoo, Xiaoyun is back too!"
Xingyun followed closely behind, carrying a big bag and a small bag, looking like he had a great harvest.
"Brother Heiyang, sister Hongli, look what good things we have bought?"
"Ah, Hongling is back too."
Hongling gently closed the door, and her family He Xiaoli went to play in the mountains.
"It says there are storage bags, do you have to carry big and small bags with you every time you go shopping?"
Hong Ling couldn't help complaining about Xing Yun: "How can anyone leave it convenient and have to cause trouble for themselves?"
"This is how you feel! Otherwise it would look weird to leave empty-handed!"
"Ah, false sense of ceremony."
Hong Ling rolled her eyes and whispered: "Go back and get a notebook to write it down.
As the head of the Hong family, I cannot allow this false and exquisite sense of ritual to appear in my family.
It is better to be pragmatic and avoid extravagance and waste."
"How can it be so one-size-fits-all!"
Xingyun retorted: "Brother Heiyang, sister Hongli, aren't their weddings just for a sense of ceremony?"
"Oh, the three of them have enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry, so why would they care about this."
Hong Ling resented: "If you are not a householder, you don't know how expensive firewood and rice are. I am in charge of hundreds of people, how can I be like them?"
"Well, that's it..."
Xingyun turned to look at Hei Yang Hongli, who was looking at each other at the table, and couldn't help but sigh: "Although I have never thought about love.
wucuoxs
But seeing Sister Hongli’s cute appearance, I suddenly felt that if I could find the right person, it would be great to have a sweet love!”
"Aha? What are you thinking about?"
Hongling showed her dead fish eyes and said resentfully: "Auntie, let me remind you, don't get close to men, it will bring misfortune!"
"Huh?"
Xingyun has a question mark on her head.
"Ah, what the hell!"
Hong Ling snorted softly, and a pointer appeared in her hand. She knocked on the blackboard behind her and said: "As an elder, it seems necessary for me to tell you the stakes involved. Don't take it to heart. This is terrible."
It’s all based on the experience of people who have been there!”
"Especially you, Xingyun, you are so stupid that you might be deceived by others at some point!"
Hong Ling turned to look at Xiao Huo again and snorted: "And Xiao Huo, education needs to start from childhood, so don't take it seriously.
I think your mother fell into the trap when she was only four years old!"
"Ah, grandma, please stop spreading rumors!"
Xiao Huo spoke for her father: "Dad already said that at that time we were just acquaintances, just acquaintances!
The relationship between them only reached this point after a series of accumulations!"
"Ha, it turns out that you are just as easy to deceive as your mother!"
Hong Ling hummed softly: "Do you just believe what others say?
You meet a brat on the road and say to you: Do you want to meet this little beauty?
Do you think he really just wants to get to know you?"
"Ah this!"
Xiao Huo was struck by a bolt from the blue and turned into bean-eyed eyes: "Could it be said, could it be said, how could it be possible!"
"Ha, Li Huohe's inheritance knowledge is not enough!"
Hongling pointed at Hei Yang, showing her dead fish eyes.
"If you think men are as harmless as your dad, there's a big problem.
Your mother is also lucky to have met her perfect match!"
"Otherwise it would be like her..."
Hong Lingxian looked at Hong Li, who was smiling slightly, holding her face in her hands with a dreamy expression.
Hong Ling waved her hand in front of Hong Li and then in front of Hei Yang, but there was no response.
Rolling her eyes, Hong Ling looked at Xiao Huo and others, and spread her hands: "Huh huh? You see, you have a love brain like your mother, what should you do if you meet someone other than Xiao Yang, some despicable villain?
”
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo showed a shocked expression and fell into deep thought with a solemn face.
"No, no, no."
Xingyun waved her hand, looked at Hongli Heiyang who were looking at each other, and couldn't help but smile.
"Let me tell you, it's not because Sister Hongli is in love that she is with Brother Heiyang."
Xingyun nodded confidently and said, "Well, it's because Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang are together, that's why it's like this!"
"And..."
Xingyun looked at Hongli with admiration, her eyes sparkling: "Sister Hongli, she is really smart.
In fact, she sees people very clearly, but she is too lazy to say it. She knows who she can get along with and who she cannot get along with."
"Just like me, Xingyun!"
Xingyun patted herself proudly: "Sister Hongli knows that this kid has no bad intentions and can be dealt with!"
"..."
A row of black lines was drawn on Hong Ling's head: "It feels like all the foreshadowing you did before was just to praise yourself, right?"
"Hey hey hey."
Xingyun smiled sheepishly.
"Okay, okay, there's no harm in learning more!"
Hongling knocked on the blackboard and pointed at Gaga who wanted to run away.
"Gaga, come here and learn, so you know what kind of bad guy you won't become in the future!"
"Gah?!!"
…………
About ten minutes later, Heiyang Hongli finally came back to her senses.
"Ah, it's time for the next step."
Hongli shook her head and lowered her head to look at the... picture on the table?
"Eh? Where's my map?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with a question mark.
"Over there."
Black Yang pointed to the side with dead fish eyes exposed.
Hongli looked along her hand, and then she saw Hongling hanging a map on the blackboard and pointing on it with a pointer.
Below, three little guys, Xingyun Xiaohuo and Gaga, sat in a row, listening to Hongling's lecture seriously.
"Did you see it?"
Hong Ling pointed at a certain place on the map with her pointer, her eyes sharp.
"Here! Here! And here!
The guys who frequent this place are most likely not good people!
Also, in small alleys like this, there will always be people gathering to gamble and play cards, so check them out and you will be sure.
And here, here, this is not okay, this is not a place for serious people to go, here..."
"Hey, hey, I said..."
Hong Li floated over with a dead eye, patted Hong Ling on the shoulder, and said in a calm tone: "So, aunt, why are you using our map? We still have business to use."
"Huh?"
Hong Ling raised her eyebrows and looked at Hong Li: "You have business to use, but I don't have business to use?
Besides, if you have anything serious to do, can’t you wait and do it later?
What serious things can be more important than educating children about safety and not talking to strangers!
Huh? What if the child is abducted by traffickers because of the lack of this education class, who is responsible? Can you be responsible!"
Hong Li: "???"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang leisurely sat next to Xiao Huo, looked at the soul drawing on the blackboard, and sighed in his heart that this drawing technique had been inherited by the Hong family.
"Little fire, little fire."
Hei Yang patted Xiao Huo in a low voice, lowered his voice and whispered: "What are you doing?"
"Ah!"
Xiao Huo quickly turned his head, stood up and lay down next to Hei Yang's shoulder. He chuckled and said into his ear: "Aunt Hongling is teaching us to be careful of scumbags and weirdos.
Hehe, Xiaohuo actually knows that aunt is because...
Hey, Xiaohuo doesn’t say anything, just listening to her aunt’s knowledge is very interesting!
If I say it directly, my aunt will definitely be sad!"
"You're sensible."
Hei Yang patted Xiao Huo and whispered: "You are much more sensible than your mother. If it were Xiao Li, she would definitely..."
"Ha?!"
Hongli couldn't help but blurted out, pointed at her aunt Hongling and said loudly: "Just you? Teach them how to be careful about bad men?"
"What?"
Hong Ling's face turned dark and she glanced at Hong Li angrily: "Can't you?!"
"Pfft, hahahahaha, aunt, please don't make me laugh, hahahahaha..."
Hongli couldn't help but burst into tears as she laughed, and said sarcastically: "It's just you, a guy who has never even had a successful love experience. No, he has never had a single love experience, and has never experienced success or failure!
Apart from dad and grandpa, you have never held hands with any other boys, right? Hahahahahaha..."
"..."
There was silence.
"Uh..."
Black lines were drawn on Heiyang's head, and he looked at Xiaohuo with his half-moon eyes: "See, do you know what I just wanted to say about your mother?"
"Ahahaha, this..."
A few drops of sweat slid across Xiao Huo's forehead, and he responded in a low voice with a smile: "Actually, not long after Xiao Huo was born, he was a little afraid that his mother would be beaten one day. Later, he was relieved when he found that they couldn't beat his mother.
Then Xiao Huo was curious, how did her mother live such a long life before she started to practice? Because many of her behaviors are very different from the survival instincts of creatures in the inheritance. Is it because her mother is a big shot in the family? " This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading!
Xiaohuo showed his half-moon eyes and looked at Heiyang with a helpless expression: "It wasn't until Xiaohuo saw his father that he knew..."
"It's true!"
Hei Yang was moved to tears, and touched Xiao Huo's head with tears: "Although I know that I have to bear most of the responsibility for her character today.
But in some aspects, she is already better than her predecessors, such as her tongue, cough..."
Hei Yang took a deep breath and sighed: "Fortunately, Xiaoli is still very polite when facing strangers, but when she meets close relatives and friends..."
Hei Yang pointed at himself: "Needless to say, Hongli has always been open-minded in front of me. It just took a little effort to get her to admit that she liked me.
But Elder Huole and Aunt Hongling, these elders who have a good relationship know that she has no ill intentions, but tut tut..."
Hei Yang raised his fist and waved it with a righteous look on his face: "So we have to use the iron fist of justice to help her regain her brain at all times, do you understand?
She must remember that there are some things that her father can say, but not all of them can be said to others!"
"Support the righteous blaster!"
Xiaohuo hey Yixiao, suddenly thought of something, slipped to Heiyang's ear, and continued to whisper: "Speaking of which, if you hit the head, you will definitely beat the person stupid.
Maybe I won’t be able to remember it anymore, so why not fight?”
"Ah this."
Hei Yang showed a funny face, looked at Xiao Huo, and said with a smile: "What, you were beaten by your mother, are you ready to take revenge?"
"Ahem, no, how could it be! Hahaha"
Xiaohuo laughed.
"Tell the truth."
"Ooooooo, mommy is so cruel!"
Xiaohuo burst into tears, sniffed, lowered his voice and told the truth.
"Xiaohuo was rude to Aunt Xiaoyun once before, but her mother didn't say anything at the time, and then she taught Xiaohuo a lesson when she got home, wuwuwu...
So dad, didn’t you just say that mom is also polite, so we should treat everyone equally and oppose double standards of seniority!”
"Hey, that's not okay."
Hei Yang lowered his voice and said: "Otherwise, I'm afraid that she will be so happy that it won't have any punishment effect!"
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo showed a shocked expression, and his pupils gradually narrowed.
"New knowledge is stored for inheritance... huh?"
Before Xiao Huo finished speaking, Hei Yang put a finger on his little head, and the former looked at Hei Yang with a puzzled look.
"This is not a good way to pass on memories."
Hei Yang smiled slightly and flicked his fingers: "Da."
"Hmm!"
Xiaohuo's vision went dark, and then she fell into a trance and saw her father smiling gently at her.
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo shook his head, blinked and said in confusion: "Isn't Xiaohuo listening to the lecture?"
"Xiaohuo is so tired of listening."
Hei Yang smiled and touched Xiao Huo's head: "So I fell asleep leaning against my father while listening.
How's it going? Do you feel comfortable sleeping? If you're still sleepy, just keep sleeping for a while."
"Ah! So that's it."
Xiao Huo suddenly realized that he seemed to feel a little sleepy, and smiled sheepishly.
"Xiaohuo didn't mean it, but he seemed really sleepy."
Xiao Huo tilted his head and leaned on Hei Yang's arm in emotion, and smiled: "Dad is so kind."
"Of course!"
Hei Yang's eyes were slightly weak, he laughed and touched Xiao Huo's head.
In the distance, Hongli and Hongling were still chattering...
Ah, what a happy and harmonious family!
Xingyun: "???"
Gaga: "???"
Did the two of them see something they shouldn’t have seen!