How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 336: Okay, okay, if the start of school is not postponed, go and catch up on your homework after reading this chapter!
Chapter 336: Okay, okay, if the start of school is not postponed, go and catch up on your homework after reading this chapter!
Chapter 336: How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Okay, okay, if the start of school is not postponed, go and make up your homework after reading this chapter!
The test results went well beyond Elder Huole's expectation.
Hei Yang Hongli sent all the invitations to the Five Elements Sect friends and asked Elder Huole to help deliver them, and the latter naturally agreed cheerfully.
After confirming that the teleportation array he invented was really capable of long-distance transmission, it didn't even fail once, and the transmission process was smooth and fluent. Elder Huo Le was so happy that he couldn't find Bei.
Well, there is one detail that makes Elder Huo Le confused.
He always felt that the teleportation array over Heiyang Hongli was a bit weird, but he couldn't figure out what exactly it was, but it just felt awkward.
The awkward feeling does not come from the opponent's teleportation array, but from Huo Le's teleportation array that makes him feel awkward!
It's like two water pipes butting together. The water pipe on Huo Le's side was crooked and he was fumbling with the interface, but Hei Yang Hongli's side was straight forward, unceremonious and very neat!
I always feel like I'm a little short, as if his teleportation array is a castrated version of a copycat. Have Xiaoli and the others improved the teleportation array?
A wonderful idea came into Huo Le's mind, but he quickly denied it.
The invention, creation, development and perfection of a thing requires the efforts of a generation and the accumulation of experience over a long period of time!
Regardless of who invented what in history, you will feel that all the previous accumulation is in vain.
Personal intelligence is certainly worthy of recognition, but things always need to follow the objective laws of development, and it is difficult for a clever woman to make a meal without rice!
Huo Le murmured in his heart, but didn't show anything on his face. He flipped through the pile of invitations in his hand and checked to make sure there was no damage. A chrysanthemum bloomed on his face again.
Huo Le shook the invitations on the table, folded them neatly, and turned to look at Hei Yang Hongli, who was still talking on the phone.
But the two people had their heads together and didn't know what they were talking about. However, Huo Le saw a sly smile on their faces from time to time and winked at each other, and couldn't help but sigh that the relationship between the two was really good. Elder Huo Le thought of their senior brothers and sisters, who were as good as brothers and sisters. (Elder Tu and Elder Mu, who are in love:??? We are not, don’t talk nonsense!)
But even so, they sometimes have conflicts, such as the time when the senior brother eloped...
But according to what Elder Huo heard, the two of them didn't really seem to have any major conflicts - if you don't count the fact that they stabbed each other with swords and guns.
These two people seem to be arguing all day long, but in fact they have basically the same views on certain things. The argument only makes them more certain of each other's opinions!
The two of them rarely had any quarrels, but Elder Huole knew that their tempers were not as gentle as they seemed.
As long as you see the way they show their fangs occasionally, you won't think they are little sheep.
But in their daily interpersonal interactions, the two of them chatted and laughed as innocently as children...
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Elder Huo Le cannot understand or understand.
But he at least understands one thing, that is, it is absolutely the right thing for these two to be together. They are two people who truly understand each other.
Although Huo Le didn't want Hongli to go back at first, he tried every means to prevent her from returning home, acting like a villain.
But when it comes to this moment, Huo Le is sincerely happy for these two from the bottom of his heart!
"Let me take a look..."
Huo Le looked at the time on the invitation in his hand and was slightly surprised: "Hey, are there only two weeks left?"
"Ah! Well!"
Huo Le's voice made Heiyang Hongli stop whispering. The two quickly turned to look at the screen and found that Huo Le had already checked the operation of the teleportation array.
And just now the elder was asking about their wedding date, and indeed there are only two weeks left!
Hei Yang Hongli blushed inexplicably, and finally showed an embarrassed expression when facing this elder.
"That, that..."
Hongli smiled sarcastically: "Yes, there are only two weeks left!"
"Well, well, right away..."
Hei Yang smiled shyly: "Now we can officially marry Xiaoli!"
"Hee!"
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and smiled, clasping her hands.
"Well, let's see, you have invited all five of our elders, as well as Hei Xiaolong and Hei Xiaoqi..."
Elder Huo Le flipped through the invitations, sorting them while thinking about how to give them to the corresponding people.
"That girl Jin Xiu will probably fly there directly after receiving the invitation letter, and won't wait for an agreed date at all..."
Elder Huole stroked his beard and analyzed: "My original plan was to drive the sect's third airship over there together.
But it suddenly occurred to me that if we have several elders in the sect who are not in the sect, what should we do if something happens?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli paused, raised her hand and said, "Aren't there other senior brothers and sisters, as well as other elders from the sect? Let them carry the banner!"
"The realm is a flaw."
Huo Le sighed and shook his head: "I don't deny that they are all very good children, but children also need time to grow."
"Either this is better..."
Elder Huo Le suddenly came up with a plan, his eyes lit up and he suggested: "I will open the sect's magic circle and seal the mountain gate, and the safety factor will be increased several times!"
"No, no, no!"
Hei Yang waved his hands quickly, dumbfounded and said: "You are trying to attract hatred between the two of us!
Because the two of us got married, we left everyone behind closed doors. Here we were having a banquet, and there we were in isolation.
No matter how you think about it, it’s a little inappropriate, right?”
"It's true!"
Hongli's wife sang and said, "Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. I almost suffocated myself to death in the sect when we closed the mountain!"
"So I say one session is really worse than the other, you people are just spoiled!"
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Huo Le shook his head and said: "I think back then, we practiced hard and retreated for several years, and decades passed!
Only by being able to sit on the bench and endure loneliness can you hone your will and go further on the path of spiritual practice!"
"Oh, the only way to hone your will is to sit still, and that method is not suitable for everyone!"
Hei Yang retorted: "Some people like to be quiet by nature, such as me and Xiaoli.
But some people still love adventure, and maybe they can grow faster through thrilling experiences again and again!"
"That's right, although it may be sent quickly!"
After Hong Li added, she directly protected her head with both hands, looked up at Hei Yang's raised hand, and curled her lips: "Don't hit me!"
"Hey, who's going to hit you?"
Hei Yang, who had been predicted, rolled his eyes in displeasure, paused with his outstretched hand, and turned to his shoulder: "My arm is sore and tired, and I suddenly want to squeeze it and massage it."
"Haha."
Hong Li smiled proudly, but did not expose Hei Yang's reason for being so bad. Winners always have the privilege of forgiveness, so let Hei Yang step down!
"But this won't work, and that won't work either, so what should we do?"
Huo Le showed a helpless expression and looked at Hong Li: "Xiao Li, you are the sect leader. Please tell me, should I leave at least one or two people to look after the house?
I came here to give you my blessing, and the safety of the sect, what do you think we should choose?"
"Ah, you will definitely give us blessings... you will definitely ensure the safety of the sect!"
Hongli sighed: "But I want to have both!"
"Ha, I have it!"
Elder Huo Le suddenly clapped his hands and looked at Hei Yang Hongli: "I can take the entire mountain gate with me!
If you want to attend the wedding then, just go. If you don’t want to, just continue to practice in the sect. It won’t affect anything inside anyway.”
"Ah, with the mountain gate..."
Hei Yang Hongli fell into memories: "Is this the trick you used to suppress Yinzi Sheng?"
"But if that happens..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Friends and relatives were happily chatting and laughing together, bathing in the sunshine of May, when suddenly there was darkness above our heads."
"Then everyone looked up and looked!"
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and imitated her tone: "Oh! A big mountain is floating above my head, and it looks like it may come down at any time and crush everyone into snacks!
The whole atmosphere went from joyful to doomsday and depressing!"
"That's right, Elder Huo Le, if you want our wedding to be a success, just say so!"
Hei Yang looked aggrieved: "No need to beat around the bush, we still think you really want to bless us!"
"Hey! I'm sincere!"
Huo Le couldn't help but helplessly put his hands on his forehead, looking like he hated iron and said: "You two are not stupid usually, but why do you always have such weird ideas!
If you go to a friend's house in a carriage to visit, should you just let the horse run into the living room?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and whispered: "It's not impossible..."
"No arrogance!"
"Oh——"
"When I said I would take the sect there, it must be somewhere nearby!"
Elder Huole covered his face and sighed: "When the time comes, can't we park the mountain in the forest on the outskirts? There is so much vacancy there..."
"That's right."
Hei Yang Hongli suddenly understood and nodded.
"Then here comes the problem!"
Hei Yang stretched out a finger.
"Excuse me!"
Hongli said: "What if the Five Elements Sect flies away and the residents of Five Elements City are in danger!"
Huo Le: "..."
Good guy, you’re back again, right?
"You...have thought of it a long time ago?"
Elder Huo Le suddenly reacted. Thinking of Hei Yang Hongli's hint just now, a row of black lines appeared on his head.
"Next time you want to see an old man make fun of me, just tell me directly instead of beating around the bush to save face for me. Isn't it normal that old people can't think as fast as young people?"
"Normal! So normal!"
Hei Yang nodded quickly.
"Indeed, you are absolutely right!"
Hongli continues to sing with her husband.
"Huh?"
Elder Huole frowned and realized that things were not simple.
"What's wrong?"
Elder Huole asked curiously.
"Well, since this is the case, Elder, you have already said it, so we can speak directly without saving face for you!"
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and smiled, agreed to count three two one silently, and said together: "..."
Huo Le: "???"
"Hey, hey, hey, why are you spitting out a bunch of ellipses in your mouth!"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head, and she shot at Hei Yang: "Despicable villain, you actually want to trick your mother!"
"Ha! You're not the same!"
Heiyang fought back righteously without any fear: "Everyone is just the same, don't blame anyone!"
"Then I will see the real chapter!"
“Just what I wanted!”
"Eula Ola Ola Ola!"
"Wood big wood big wood big!"
"Lushan rises to dominate the dragon!"
"Crows fly!"
"Lightning whirlwind strikes!"
"Mars Power Punch!"
"..."
Elder Huo Le looked at the scene that suddenly turned into a battle with an expressionless face. He sighed and turned to the side.
Pick up the tea cup, light a fire in your hand, instantly boil the kettle of water, take out the tea leaves, and make tea...
"Immortal magic! The art of white stimulation!"
"Starburst Airflow Slash!"
"Turtle Style Qigong!"
"Pitch on Earth!"
Elder Huo Le moved over a small bench and took a small fan.
Elder Huole picked up the tea and blew it slowly.
Looking at the two guys on the other side of the camera, they are showing off skills that are not theirs at all. They are actually fighting like seven or eight-year-old kids.
"I said..."
Elder Huo Le took a sip of tea and said quietly: "What on earth do you two want to say? Why don't I hang up?"
"No, no!"
Hei Yang Hongli let go of the other person, stood up and patted the soil in front of him. Then he turned around and asked the other person to help him pat the soil on his back. He held hands again and looked at Elder Huole.
"Then let's talk about it..."
Hong Li raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't get excited!"
"It's a joke, I've never seen big winds and waves, so what's there to be excited about?"
Elder Huole drank tea leisurely and joked: "Unless Xiaoli, you say that you are going to return to the sect and lead the Five Elements Sect to become bigger and stronger, otherwise I will not have any reaction."
"Oh, what a beautiful thought! Xiaoli is mine!"
Heiyang reached out and took Hongli into his arms, and tightened his arms, declaring his sovereignty.
"It's impossible to go back, just give up on this idea!"
"I know, I know, it's just a joke."
Huo Le chuckled and said, "Say."
"That..."
Hei Yang still kindly reminded: "Put down the tea first?"
"Ah?"
Huo Le was stunned for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face: "Isn't that true?"
"Then listen carefully!"
Hei Yang Hongli took a deep breath, and instead of counting down this time, she spoke directly: "Elder Huo Le, you are the younger brother among younger brothers..."
"Pfft!!!"
Elder Huo Le spit out all the tea in a mouthful, choking and coughing repeatedly: "What, what, what?"
"Ahem, um, no, no, I just said it wrong, hahaha..."
Heiyang Hongli glared at each other and confessed honestly.
"Actually we...
Well, it’s Hongli to be exact, but we don’t have to tell the difference so clearly..."
"I know, I know."
Elder Huole took the kettle on the side and poured a glass of water and drank it slowly: "Speak directly."
"We have improved the teleportation circle. There is no problem in transferring people and objects. It can be recharged more than ten times, and it costs five low-grade spiritual stones at a time!"
"Pfft, cough, cough, cough!"
Elder Huole's eyes widened: "What, what are you talking about? You didn't lie to me, did you?"
"Oh, I just said I won't let you drink water..."
Hei Yang looked at the invitation in the corner and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the invitation didn't get wet by you!"
Huo Le: "..."
"The real thing has been confirmed with Yangyang!"
Hongli nodded in affirmation: "If it's fake, it will be replaced!"