How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 350: Becoming worldly, killing childlike innocence, giving up ideals and accepting unideal reality, is that growing up?
Chapter 350: Becoming worldly, killing childlike innocence, giving up ideals and accepting unideal reality, is that growing up?
How can someone who has fallen into such a lazy state become an immortal? Chapter 350: Become worldly, annihilate childlike innocence, give up ideals and accept unideal reality, that is, grow up?
"Ah, yes, of course."
Hongli nodded affirmatively, pointed to herself, and said proudly: "I, Hongli, my husband Hei Yang, hahahahaha!"
"Wow wow wow! So touching!"
Xingyun wiped the corners of his eyes and said with a vicissitudes of life: "Do you still remember our "Capture Black Sun, Happy Life" team?
The original team was me, Xingyun, Sister Hongli, you, and Xiaohuo, the three of us.
As a result, now, you are Brother Hei Yang’s wife, Xiao Huo is your daughter, you are still three, and only I am missing..."
"God, you are the only one missing..."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's head, and she couldn't help but correct it: "How many times have I told you, you have to help me win Heiyang Happy Life, and the protagonist is me, Hongli, okay!"
"Hehe, then Sister Hongli has now taken over Brother Heiyang, right?"
Xingyun sighed: "I really envy Sister Hongli. She has achieved her life goals at a young age, but I am still on the road."
"Ah, if you set your life goals as low as mine, you can still achieve them, ahem..."
Hongli smiled and scratched her cheek.
"How should I say, um, this matter?"
"This matter?"
Xingyun looked expectant: "What, what is it?"
"Of course Hei Yang has already captured me, bah, I captured him, hahahaha!"
"Well done Sister Hongli!"
Xingyun showed her thumbs up and gave a thumbs up. Suddenly something occurred to her and she counted on her fingers.
"Well, but, Sister Hongli, you have been married to Brother Heiyang for about a month, right?
So what have you been doing for the past month or so?"
"Well, let me guess..."
Xingyun touched her chin, thinking carefully, and suddenly her eyes lit up.
"Ha, I know! It must be a very romantic date, with flowers in front of the moon, candlelight dinner, pavilions and pavilions..."
"That's right, that's right!"
Xingyun said proudly: "That must be the case!"
"Ah, I haven't unlocked that many venues yet..."
"Huh?"
"Ahem, I mean..."
Hongli coughed twice and said with a sarcastic smile: "That's it. Xiaoyun's guess was really accurate. He hit the mark with one guess. It's really worthy of you!"
"Hey, no prizes, no prizes..."
Xingyun smiled sheepishly.
"Then what exactly happened?"
"Children shouldn't pry, don't pry!"
Hong Li said quietly: "Be careful one day there will be a sack under the ice lake in the water department..."
Xingyun: "..."
"Okay, okay, this kind of thing is nothing to inquire about, it's not interesting at all."
Hongli spread her hands and looked like someone who had come before: "How can you be as relaxed and romantic as you imagined after getting married?
Marriage means the end of romance, and the beginning of daily chores such as food, rice, oil, salt, vinegar, children's house bills, etc. This is the normal state of life.
If you can endure it, it will be a very peaceful and warm life. If you cannot endure it, it will be torture. Do you understand?"
"So, don't look at Sister Hongli and I are so happily married now. You are also dreaming about finding your own love right away. That is wrong!"
Hongli spoke earnestly and earnestly, "You have to know that not everyone can find their own Black Sun like me!"
"Ah, that's it..."
Xingyun nodded thoughtfully and asked curiously: "Sister Hongli, are you worried about food, rice, oil and salt now?"
"No, we were almost hungry this morning. The roof was broken and it took Heiyang a long time to repair it."
Hongli looked pitiful.
"And me, my clothes are worn out and I don't want to buy new ones. I can only make ends meet by digging out my old clothes. Just imagine!"
"How could it be!"
Xingyun was shocked: "How long has it been, Sister Hongli, that you have fallen to this point?"
"Yes, yes, this is the horror of marriage!"
Hongli nodded with certainty.
Xiaoyun, don't blame me for my white lies. When you grow up in the future, you will know that I did it for you so that you can concentrate on practicing! I am so gentle, I cried to death!
Besides, what she said, Hong Li, was right. What she said was not all what really happened. It was just that she abbreviated a few bits and slightly changed a few bits!
"That was absolutely terrifying!"
Xingyun looked frightened and whispered: "Sister Hongli, why don't you just leave? I was so happy before..."
"Bold and unruly!"
Hongli's eyelids twitched, and she quickly shook her head from side to side. Seeing that Hei Yang suddenly appeared without him, she took a deep breath, gritted her teeth and whispered: "Sister, you want me to die!
If my husband suddenly passes by and hears me and you talking about divorce, I will really die!"
"Brother Heiyang is actually that kind of person!"
Xingyun looked shocked. She turned around and was about to go out: "Sister Hongli, don't be afraid. I will send reinforcements to help you escape from the clutches of the devil, and then..."
Yawen Bar
"Stop, stop, stop! Please don't!"
The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched and she gave in: "Okay, okay, I did some artistic processing just now, I admit it.
I am not living a miserable life at all now, I am even extremely happy. I don’t know anything about daily necessities.
I love Heiyang so much, and Heiyang loves me so much. We lived happily.
So please don’t disturb our peaceful life, please!”
"Sister Hongli, if you are going to be threatened, just blink your eyes."
Hongli: "..."
"If Sister Hongli is threatened, cough twice!"
Hongli: "..."
"Wow, okay, Sister Hongli, you lied to me again!"
"Ahem, hahaha, just kidding, just kidding, but..."
Hongli smiled awkwardly, but still stretched out a finger to emphasize: "But there is still one thing I said is true.
You have to keep it in mind, that is, be careful in love. To be precise, use more brains in interpersonal communication and don't be deceived so easily, you know?
I'm afraid that if I speak too strictly, I'll appear too domineering.
It's too loose and you can't listen,
I have no choice but to use this method to make your memory more profound."
Hongli sighed and turned to Xingyun: "I care about you so I would ask you this question again and again. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't bother to do it."
"Oh, okay..."
Xingyun nodded, keeping Hongli's words in mind.
However, the two of them didn't have much time to chat, because Xingyun's afternoon practice schedule was about to end.
She needs to rush to the secret room ten minutes early, then quickly get into the state, and after an afternoon of hard practice, she will go back to the house to pick up Gaga and have dinner together.
After dinner, she went to bed. She continued to stay up late to practice. She went to bed at four o'clock and got up at six o'clock to start a new day of struggle.
Although Hongli called Xingyun’s plan one of the top ten tortures in the travel world.
But she also had to admit that people who can make their own schedules and make demands on time are really impressive, that’s amazing!
Hongli hung up the Xingyun communication and dialed Yao Qingkong.
"Hello? Stewardess Qing, I want to discuss something with you, ah? You're still at the Yaowang Sect, so excuse me, I'll hang up...
Hey, why do you like asking about this kind of thing so much? It’s not like you’ve never been married. Why are you asking me?
Nonsense, of course, they are already getting married and having a bridal chamber.
It feels like, ah, it did hurt a little at first, but it’s not worth mentioning, I’m Hongli, hahaha!
Nonsense, don’t make any malicious assumptions about me, I wasn’t scared to the point of crying!
Be careful, I will let the shadow send you a lawyer, be careful, I will let the shadow beat you!
Huh? Your due date is next month, okay, congratulations!
Okay, okay, if you are still here in Wuse City then, our family will definitely visit you.
Me? If you ask me, I don’t know. Our family doesn’t have such a plan.
The fatherly and motherly love between the two of us can only be given to Xiaohuo. If there is one more person, we are afraid of conflicts. Well, that’s it, I’m done.”
"Uh, not in the Five Elements Sect..."
Hongli thought for a while and dialed the communication again.
"Crooked? Sister Jinxiu? Ah, yes, I am Hongli!
Ha? What do you mean by not going to the Three Treasures Palace without any trouble? Do I, Hongli, have to have something to do to come to you?
You look down on our friendship too much!"
"Okay, okay, tell me if you have anything to do."
Jin Xiu wiped the knife in his hand and replied: "Just tell me, and I'll do whatever I can for you."
"Happy! I'm just waiting for your words! Listen to me..."
"Ah, I'm a little full from eating..."
Hei Yang drank the last milk in one gulp, patted his belly, and instantly used his spiritual power to decompose most of the food into energy.
"Well, I'm sorry, I couldn't let you digest it with dignity. It's my fault. I will definitely not buy so much next time."
Hei Yang muttered something in a low voice and tidied up the table and the things on the bedside.
Put away the bottle of dragon bone wine that "I don't know who, Hei Yang doesn't know anyway" drank most of it, and walked out of the house.
The first time Hei Yang walked out of the house, he saw Hong Li squatting in the corner and gesticulating something, and he couldn't help but have a question mark on his head.
"Xiaoli, what are you doing?"
"Ah. I didn't do much, just did some small experiments..."
Hong Li stood up, smiled, jumped up and jumped towards Hei Yang, who caught him firmly and held him in his arms.
Hei Yang hugged her and sat together on the sofa by the window. He slowly put it down and went straight to the topic: "About the ascension matter, how do you think we should treat it?"
"Well, I think it's still a high level of cultivation, but..."
Hongli paused and rubbed the center of her brows: "Why do I feel like so many great principles are being drilled into my head, trying to improve my strength..."
"Ah? Do you have one too?"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment. He thought this was a normal phenomenon after breaking through.
The two opened the rescue device, opened the specific progress bar, and then fell into a sluggish state.
[Your contract partner (Heiyang/Hongli) has obtained a gold-level world volume, the law of the great road is being received, and has been synchronized.]
[Your contract partner (Heiyang/Hongli) has obtained gold-level spiritual affinity, is receiving the world’s spiritual power, and has been synchronized.]
[Traveling World has marked the contract partner as an outstanding cultivator in the world and is conducting a talent training plan...]
Heiyang Hongli: "???"
"Hey hey hey, what does this mean? What does it mean!"
Hongli's eyes widened and she looked at Heiyang with a question mark, who was equally confused.
"Well, the travel world is playing tricks on us so that we can be kicked out early to protect it?"
Hei Yang carefully guessed: "Does it think we are worthy of training in this world?"
"Huh? That means..."
Hongli tilted her head, thinking of the books she read: "We have that kind of halo of protagonists on our heads now?
You just can’t die no matter what. Going out to pick up garbage is a magical weapon. Even raising a guard dog has the blood of a hidden demon?"
"It feels like..."
Hei Yang nodded and said metaphorically: "For example, when playing games, people who increase blood, resist injuries, and steal heads will follow the most powerful daddy everywhere, trying to rely on others to lead the whole game.
”
"What kind of ghost is this person snatching people's heads?"
"It's just me who is not talented."
"Climb, the black sun dog thief doesn't deserve to win!"
"Ahem, I made a mistake. You're trying to steal someone's head. I'm trying to make up for the damage. Do you understand?"
"Haha."
Hongli rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "What should we do now? Are we two the kind of protagonists who can take the world with us?"
"Don't be ridiculous, if there is a world that needs two lazy dogs to guide you, then this world will almost be enough."
"It's true, we only reached Nascent Soul at the age of eighteen. There must be people who are better than us."
"That's right, we just stopped several plots of powerful outside invaders and saved thousands of people."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"How can we convince the world that we are trash?"
Hei Yang suddenly felt that his uncle was crawling all over his body, and a creepy feeling came from his heart: "No, it can't be done, the brain is not good, the law, the road, don't come in again!"
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"You are somewhat involved..."
Hongli rolled her eyes, spread her hands and said, "Come on, I thought you were so cruel.
Isn’t it just telling us about the rotation of laws? As long as I don’t use my brain to understand and understand, and don’t mobilize my spiritual power to absorb and digest, what can it do to me?”
"Waiwai, you are just waiting for a slow death..."
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Even if you suppress it like this, sooner or later, your level will be pushed up."
"What should we do?"
Hongli spread her hands helplessly: "This is the only way I can think of."
"If you ask me, we should give up our illusions and prepare to fight!"
Hei Yang clenched his fists and looked up at the sky: "Since we have to face it sooner or later, why not take the time to find a solution? This is the key!"
"Ah, okay, let me take a look at Miss Hongli's recent schedule..."
Hongli took out a notebook and flipped through it casually.
"Well, very good. The schedule says that Miss Hongli's schedule for the past one thousand years has been fully arranged. No matter what, we will have to solve the problem after a thousand years."
"Ah? Do you still have a schedule?"
Hei Yang raised his hand and grabbed Hong Li's small notebook, opened it and saw that it was blank.
"I can write now!"
"..."
"Hey, this is too targeted..."
Hongli couldn't help but sigh: "People only face this problem when they are hundreds of years old, but we are so early in advance.
Is it wrong to improve your level too quickly? Should a good person be pointed at a gun?"
"Okay, okay, stop complaining."
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head gently, smiled and comforted: "It's not like we have nothing to do. Then don't we still have the pass? Maybe it will be useful?"
"So, which one are we going to try?"
Hongli understood what Hei Yang meant and looked up at him.
"It would be best if it succeeds. If not, it is better to think of other ways than to stay here and worry."
"Hmm, that's the truth, but we don't have to try it right away, let's rest for a few days first!"
"Oh, I'm procrastinating again, right?"
"Just say whether you agree or not!"
"Uh..."
Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "So, open a gift box first?"
