"It's the exciting time to open the gift pack again."
"Indeed! The excitement of tearing open the gift package layer by layer is irresistible!"
"I suspect you have something to hide."
"No, will I be that kind of person?"
"I haven't said what I suspect yet."
"Is it necessary to say this kind of thing?"
"Fuck, as expected, you piece of shit."
"Ah, yes, yes."
Ignoring Hong Li's middle finger, Hei Yang took out his three gift boxes and placed them together with Hong Li's three gift boxes.
"How do you say who comes first?"
Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li, who was lying on his side with his head tilted, and asked: "I'll let you decide this time, I'll treat you well!"
"My suggestion is..."
Hongli rolled her eyes and waved her hands.
"You come first, you come first. Based on the experience of various slaps in the face, generally the one who comes out first suffers the most.
And the protagonist is the finale, like me."
"Knowledge, the finale is the second to last, and the platform is the first to last."
"Ah, yes, yes, you know more, open your box!"
"Okay, let me make a quick decision."
Heiyang doesn't show off, just opens it up.
"The first one!"
Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "Oh!"
"What is it?"
Hongli yawned nonchalantly.
"It's gold again, right? It's gold again. I'm used to it, ha."
"Ah, white."
"What?!
”
Hongli looked happy: "Ah hahaha, you have today too, cough cough...
Wuwuwu, you are so unlucky, little Yangyang, let my sister come to comfort you and give you a hug."
"Ah, I mean this thing is white."
"Ah?"
Hongli was stunned for a moment, then curiously raised her head: "Let me see..."
Item: White Rose
Quality:Purple
Effect: Give a white rose to your loved one. If you truly love the white rose, it will continue to emit the fragrance that nourishes the soul.
If you are double-minded, the white rose will wither and a curse will be cast on the sender, making his heart melt.
Introduction: A strong soul is to stay up late.
"Inexplicable..."
Hei Yang casually handed the white rose to Hong Li: "Here, here it is for you."
"I mean, what?"
Hong Li took the white rose and said with a look of disdain: "Gou Heiyang, we would rather you go out and pick a small flower from the corner and give it to me than a flower with such a utilitarian value.
Flowers are not just for giving away, but this flower seems to have grown specifically for people to pick and give away."
"Indeed."
Hei Yang nodded: "That's why I say it's inexplicable."
"What does double-mindedness mean?"
Hongli frowned and said: "Love for your lover? Love for your family? Or something else?
If these feelings exist, how should we judge?
And it’s just a little purple flower, how can it comment on our relationship casually?
If it says love, it means love; if it says there are two meanings, there will be two meanings?"
"Damn it, the more I look at it, the more I feel uncomfortable..."
Hong Li gritted her teeth, and the power of space cut the white rose into pieces, and was finally engulfed by the flames: "Much more comfortable!"
"After all, we gave it to you, so it's a little sad to destroy it like this."
Heiyang faintly complained: "Aiwujiwuma!"
"But I don't like that thing."
Hong Li curled her lips and looked at Hei Yang: "What do you think we should do, Hei Yang?"
"Kill it."
"That's great."
Hongli chuckled: "But Heiyang, you are not lucky today, you are going to have a bad start."
"Hongli, don't scream, just look good."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li, raised his hand and opened the door again.
"Heiyang's lower limit is your upper limit, what are you so proud of?"
"Hey, I'm used to being unlucky."
Hong Li giggled and lay down behind Hei Yang, squeezing Hei Yang's shoulders with both hands.
"So seeing Master Heiyang unluckily unboxing will make people feel happy."
"If you have high emotional intelligence, you should say it now, then I would rather drive junk every time and make you happy a few more times."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said: "But I am Hei Yang, so I just want to say Hongli hurry up."
"Oh, then I'll crawl."
"Wait, crawl back, and continue pinching."
"Oh, hey, what's our approach?"
Hongli asked with a smile.
"It's pretty good. Where did you learn it?"
"I haven't learned anything, I'm just pressing blindly."
"As expected of you."
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "I'll paralyze half of my body and you'll be happy."
"I'll support you!"
"I mean below the waist."
"Ah, that's not possible!"
"It's good that you know."
Hei Yang opened the second box, and the golden light shone: "Play normally."
"Eh? Let me take a look."
Hong Li poked her head out of Hei Yang's shoulder and looked over curiously.
Item: Fantasy Modifier
Quality:gold
Effect: Consume energy to modify the objects in reality to your fantasy appearance to a certain extent, such as: modifying the material of objects, tampering with the physical laws in a certain space, etc.
Introduction: How can people have reality if they don’t even have fantasies?
"Oh, this thing is interesting."
Hong Li's eyes lit up, she picked up the strange instrument, stuffed a spiritual stone into the suspected charging point, pointed it at Hei Yang, and shouted: "Let Hei Yang become my dog!"
Hong Li got up from Hei Yang's lap with a look of sorrow and indignation, then lay down on the sofa and looked at Hei Yang with an aggrieved look, as if he had done something heartless and heartless.
"Damn it, once you get married, you can stop hitting your head!"
Hongli couldn't help but protest.
"Is there any problem with the key points you grasped?"
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "I thought you would accuse me of beating you or something."
"Ha, there's nothing to condemn."
Hong Li said proudly: "When the idea of turning you into a dog came up, we were already prepared to be beaten."
"Then you are quite enlightened."
"Indeed!"
Hongli was not ashamed, but rather proud. She looked at the fantasy modification device and couldn't help but complain: "You can't even satisfy my fantasy, and you still talk about fantasy modification without shame, damn it!"
"Well..."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, picked up the fantasy modification device, pointed at the table and said loudly: "Ah, thank God for giving us food."
"Shua"
Under Hong Li's surprised gaze, a pile of snacks, cookies, bread, and fruits suddenly appeared on the table, filling the table.
"Well, the spiritual stones here are hardly consumed."
Hei Yang looked inside the instrument and nodded thoughtfully.
"It's not bad. I finally have the feeling that spiritual stones are valuable. I used to spend them faster than copper coins."
"Because they are all mortal food."
Hong Li picked up the instrument again, pointed it at the table, and asked curiously: "Is this how it is used?"
"Well..."
Hong Li thought for a moment and whispered: "It should work without shouting loudly, fantasy modification device, can you understand what I am imagining?"
[Prop: The Fantasy Modifier requested access to thoughts, but it has been intercepted by the magic mind]
[If you want the Fantasy Modifier to operate normally, please grant it permission to access and read the brain storage and read the thought transmission contact status.]
[Allow/deny only this time/allow only during use/always allow]
"Huh? Still want permission?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows and asked loudly: "Now that you want to ask for permission, why didn't you ask for the recording permission just now?
Oh, you secretly read the privacy of our conversations, right? You’re a rogue prop!"
Fantasy Modifier: "..."
"Come on, let me try to turn this table into a big bed!"
Hongli made a request: "There should be a quilt with Hongli's cute face on the bed, a big Heiyang doll, and..."
"Whoosh!"
"Bang"
The table suddenly grew larger, and the sofas on both sides, including Hei Yang Hongli, were suddenly pushed back a lot.
"Ah!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli only felt a pushing feeling coming from behind, and the perspective in front of her was instantly turned backwards, and she was pushed far away.
"Wow, wow."
Hong Li looked at the device on her phone and nodded: "Although it is a rogue prop, it still has some uses. It can be used as a toy!"
"How old are you to still play with toys?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed at himself: "Isn't Hei Yang fun?"
"Hehe."
Hong Li chuckled, stretched out her hand and rubbed Hei Yang's head: "How can it compare with you? Hehehe."
"Pull my hair until it's gone."
Hei Yang sighed and continued to open the treasure box: "This is the last one. It's your turn after opening it."
Item: Communications Mirror of the Heavens
Quality:gold
Effect: It consumes energy to communicate with the person you want to contact. Energy consumption is related to factors such as distance.
Introduction: Please don't dial the number randomly, be responsible for calling the strange creature... Don't answer! Don't answer!
"Hiss!"
Heiyang Hongli took a breath of cold air.
"Haren!"
"It's true."
"Let's talk again."
Hei Yang put the mirror into his pocket.
"It's true."
Hongli moved her body, sat in Heiyang's arms, and hummed: "It's my turn, Hongli, to appear! Let's go!"
Item: A mirror said to know a lot
Quality:Purple
Effect: Can answer the questioner's question.
Introduction: Yidu Company said that this time we have launched a new software skin, which has a strong sense of magical fairy tale, allowing users to have a more novel experience.
"Oh, it's another mirror."
Hong Li couldn't help complaining: "It's true, it's both communication and asking questions. I thought the function of the mirror was just to reflect light..."
"Try?"
Hei Yang grabbed Hong Li's waist with both hands and adjusted her position on his lap.
"Okay, look at me!"
Hongli cleared her throat, thought for a while, and decided to ask a simple test first.
"Excuse me, how can I make Black Sun mine..."
Feeling the fierce murderous aura behind her, Hongli stopped speaking and reined in the dog.
"Ahem, then, magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Hong Li directly changed to the short story of Black Sun that she heard when she was a child. Under the gaze of the two of them, the mirror suddenly lit up, flashed twice, and words flashed out.
【……】
【Searching...】
[Sorry, I cannot give you the answer you want]
[Depending on the different worlds, different aesthetics, different races, and different gender compositions, it is impossible to judge the condition of "the most beautiful"]
[At the same time, this product respects the independent thinking of all people who pursue freedom, respects gender converts, people with different psychological gender perceptions, etc., and will not assume the gender of another person, so it cannot judge the condition of "woman".]
Hong Li: "???"
Hei Yang: "???"
"Hey, so that means you are a waste?"
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and poked the mirror: "Then what can you do?"
[This product is a mirror version of magical fairy tale skin. You can even use this product to look in the mirror!]
"Wow, it's really amazing."
"It's really amazing. My Xiaoli and I were both shocked."
【……】
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【How to rule the world quickly?】
[What steps are needed to invade a country?]
[If you are arrested by an official organization, how can you increase your chances of escaping?]
[Watch the latest alien movie gun version for free!]
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"Wow, this laning success rate quote looks so tempting!"
Hongli's eyes lit up.
"Go on, only I can teach you bad things. Don't read junk messages from other places."
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head, rolled his eyes, and asked, "So what's the situation with Yidu Company, which developed this thing of yours?"
【Searching...】
[Search failed]
[Yidu Company was forcibly disbanded twenty-six years ago for spreading bad information]
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"Oh ho?"
Hongli's eyes brightened again: "Bad information? How bad is it? Make me healthy?"
"Come on, keep driving."
Hei Yang slapped Hong Li on the head angrily, confiscated the mirror, and stayed with the 10t!
"Well, okay..."
Hongli hummed and continued to unpack.
Item: [Soul Exchanger]
Quality:Purple
Effect: To exchange the souls of different creatures, please ensure that the suitability of soul and body strength is normal.
Introduction: It’s a lot of fun.
"Huh?"
Hongli and Heiyang looked at each other.
"How about giving it a try?"
Hongli is eager to try.
"No! What do you want to do?!"
Hei Yang looked wary.
"Try it! Good husband~"
"Damn it, since you're begging me like this..."
Hei Yang pressed a hand up and said silently: "Is that so?"
"Ha, indeed."
Hongli couldn't wait to press her palms.
[Detection of attempts to perform soul work]
【Supernatural power judgment failed】
[Soul work is forcibly terminated]
[Detected that the soul job object is the contract object]
[Enter the exclusive channel, connecting...]
[Soul exchange in progress...]
【Soul homework successful!】
[This exchange experience time is: 5 minutes, please recharge for extension.]
"Well..."
Hei Yang only felt that his eyes were blurred for a moment, and his perspective suddenly became a little different.
Looking at the little hand pressing on the soul exchanger, Hei Yang said quietly in a familiar lazy voice: "Let me guess, are we already useless now?"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Hongli looked at "herself" in her arms with a strange look.
"pia!"
Hongli slapped "himself" on the head.
"What are you doing?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but cursed: "You're sick, it's you."
"Oops, it's not me who's hurting now anyway."
Hongli laughed loudly: "I have wanted to try this a long time ago!"
"It's been more than ten years, it's been more than ten years!"
Hongli looked up to the sky and laughed: "I finally got this strong body, and the next step is to rule the entire continent, jie jie jie jie..."
"Don't use my voice to laugh so treacherously."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hei Yang's head, his head shook wildly, and he said faintly: "This long hair just feels different."
"Don't talk about those things that are available and not available."
Hongli chuckled: "Let me feel good first before we talk!"
"Wait!"
Hei Yang looked horrified: "Evil beast,
What are you going to do!"
"Ha, today is different from the past."
Hong Li pinched "her" waist and changed the latter's position: "Hei Yang, oh, no, Hei Xiaoli, accept my revenge from Hong Xiaoyang! Watch me beat your butt until it becomes swollen!"
"Hey, there's something wrong with you!"
Hei Yang kicked his legs wildly, trying to escape: "How many times have I told you, this is your own body."
"I don't care, I don't care, anyway, just take the move!"
[Ding, the trial period is over, I look forward to your recharge and welcome to try next time~]
Hong Xiaoyang: "Huh?"
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