Chapter 352: Probability is really the science that makes people want to curse the most...
How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 352: Probability is really the science that makes people want to curse...
"Ah~~Life is really full of ups and downs!"
Hongli slumped aside with a look of despair on her face, her eyes without any highlights, like a salted fish that has lost its dream.
"Back to this small body again, the red glass is weak and weak, the black sun is soaring..."
"Black Sun!"
Hongli said quietly: "Can you satisfy me with one thing? I have never asked you for anything in my life. I only ask you to become..."
"Shut up and don't even think about it."
Hei Yang slapped Hong Li to the point that his head went crazy, and he snorted softly: "You don't have enough things to ask me for? You haven't asked me much yet, who are you kidding if you put it here!"
"Hey, you have promised so many times anyway, it doesn't matter if you promise one more time."
Hongli curled her lips, clenched her fist angrily, and secretly made up her mind: "Wait a minute, Hei Yang, sooner or later, I will finally realize my ideal!"
"Don't tarnish the word ideal, okay..."
Hei Yang poked Hong Li's head and couldn't help but complain: "Whenever you're asleep, I'll secretly open your head and see what weird things are inside."
"Hey, what kind of death threat is this? A murder notice?!"
Hong Li shouted: "Don't talk about opening someone's head as easily as opening a drawer and pushing a door!"
"Okay, okay, don't just lie there."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed to the last box.
"Drive quickly, drive quickly, and do whatever you have to do after driving. It's a bit numb!"
"Okay, okay, since you have already knelt down and begged me."
Hong Li sighed, put her hand on the box, and turned it around: "Then I will help you with mercy."
"Who kneels down to beg you?"
"Of course it's you..."
"Huh? Where?"
"In the fantasy in my mind, you are kneeling down and crying, begging Lord Hongli for forgiveness."
"Huh?"
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Is there any mistake? It was obviously you who made the move first, why should I ask for your forgiveness? Is this reasonable?"
"Nonsense, if it were reasonable, would I still just fantasize in my head?"
Hong Li chuckled and said, "I've already kicked my nose and cried in response to you."
"That's right."
Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully and watched Hong Li unscrew the box, revealing golden light.
Item: Smart Music Box
Quality:gold
Effect: A total of 3,577,236 pieces of music are recorded in it. Each piece is strictly reviewed and selected by at least a hundred music masters of different races. The works can be recorded in the smart music box and regarded as
The highest honor for musicians in the world.
With the blessing of smart music, it can nourish the soul in all aspects.
Function: Reminds you of the feeling you felt when you hit the beat for the first time.
"Wow, it seems like my buddy suddenly released something amazing. It's the highest honor for musicians. Does that mean most of it contains great songs?"
Hongli chuckled: "Suddenly I feel like I have become more elegant."
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, opened the music box curiously, and chose to randomly switch to a song.
"How about listening to music by great musicians."
"Well..."
Hong Li nodded and kept quiet together with Hei Yang. Their eyes lit up as they listened to the slow and melodious music playing from the music box.
"It sounds really good..."
Hong Li whispered: "Sure enough, no matter what race in the world, music is a bridge for spiritual communication."
"You said yes?"
Hei Yang also said in a low voice: "What if some races have different organ principles for hearing sounds than us, such as different vibration frequencies, but the same sound experience is produced.
At this time, you can’t just rely on one song to satisfy all races.”
"But being selected by so many masters proves its suitability for communication."
Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and approached the music box curiously, discovering that this thing also had a built-in operating screen.
"Let's see what instruments are used in this piece... Well, is it sung directly?"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang tilted his head and said curiously: "But there are no lyrics."
"Well, the race of the singer is Cricket."
"That's okay. Why does it sound so familiar? I don't understand the language..."
Hei Yang spread his hands and complained: "If you don't know other people's pronunciation, you don't even know how to get scolded."
"Haha, indeed, let me see, um..."
A question mark floated on Hongli's head: "Huh? Aren't there more than three million pieces of music?
There are only more than 700,000 songs to choose from. Did you buy a fake?"
"We didn't pay my wife."
Hei Yang reminded: "Doesn't it count as buying fake goods?"
"Gifts can't be deliberately disgusting. Besides, most gifts are sold in bundles with bundled prices. Oh, I found it..."
Hongli was suddenly startled and clicked somewhere: "Let me take a look. It says here that music is filtered based on the delivery location..."
[In order to ensure the health and safety of listeners, as well as a good user experience and truly enjoy the charm of music, we have adopted a strict screening system for factors such as different races, different cultures, and different world views.]
[Filtering and elimination: The organs of ordinary users of the third type of human race cannot receive the corresponding range of music.
Music that is too difficult for users to understand.
The main theme is violent, chaotic music with the ability to confuse the mind.
Mixed information and knowledge will bring music of destruction to the local world.
Music that cannot be transmitted via media in this world.
Some unusually selected niche music.
Some...]
"Wow, so many restrictions."
Hongli sighed: "If I were a song, I would definitely be written down."
"Maybe it can touch my soul, and it sounds like a good song to me."
Hei Yang said cheerfully: "For example, Hongli, niche, um, no, exclusive songs!"
"Wow ya ya ya yo"
Hongli howled twice, showing a funny face.
"When you sleep, I howl in your ear to see if you can say such beautiful words."
"If you can't sleep, you always have to sleep on something..."
"Ha!"
Hong Li snorted lightly, too lazy to talk to Hei Yang.
"In this way, the gift box will be opened and you can do other things."
"Uh, for example?"
"Ten t."
"???"
"Just kidding, just kidding."
Hongli waved her hand mockingly: "You don't take it seriously, do you?"
"You are outrageous."
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Sooner or later you will burn yourself with fire, I tell you."
"That's what Hongli needs to worry about in the future. As for now..."
Hongli stretched, jumped off the floor and put on her shoes, walked slowly to the study and came out again, pulled out a comic book and spread it in front of Hei Yang, put her hands on her hips, and hummed: "You promised me before, we read it together before
Last one, we want to read another one.
You said you were getting married and needed time to prepare, and then you pushed it to after marriage. Is that okay now?"
"There's nothing wrong with this..."
Hei Yang stretched out, looked at Hong Li who had opened his arms, smiled softly, picked her up and hugged her: "Looking from the first page?"
"Otherwise, of course, start from the first page."
Hong Li had obviously prepared for it. She opened the first page and said, "As you can see from the introduction, this comic is about a little boy who constantly kills people around him and blames others to get away with it."
Indeed, Hei Yang nodded and agreed: "And he will not expose himself when putting the blame on others, and even use the hands of others to put the blame on others. The method is really so clever that it is frightening!"
"That's right, that's what the basic information I read seems to say, wait..."
Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang, her eyes widened: "How do you know?"
"Ha, I'm ashamed to say it..."
Hei Yang smiled shyly and touched his head: "I happen to have seen it once or twice..."
"Wow, you, you..."
Hongli pointed her finger at Hei Yang above, pointed for a long time and poked the tip of his nose: "Then you should be a true gentleman who reads books without saying anything. You are not allowed to spoil anything when I read it, otherwise I will beat you."
"A true gentleman reads books without speaking..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and hummed: "Do I still need this to prove me?
There is a saying that a true gentleman is a man who can sit still and remain calm."
"You're messed up, I can feel it."
"Ha, so that's it?"
Hei Yang's expression froze, and he showed an indifferent smile again: "Occasionally, I will miss."
"Haha, I really believed your evil."
Hong Li moved her body slightly, but was pulled back by Hei Yang again. She could only roll her eyes and sighed: "Okay, okay, it's up to you. You're not allowed to spoil the book while I'm reading. I agreed."
You are a true gentleman."
"Actually, I haven't watched much."
Hei Yang told the truth: "I have heard a little about it, and I only know a little bit about it. In layman's terms, I am just a cloud reader.
After all, we didn’t have much time at the time and couldn’t spare the time to watch many of them, so I had to watch Xiaoyun, which is a pity.”
"That's good. Now you don't have to worry about running out of time."
Hongli chuckled: "Okay, okay, don't talk. Let's start the story. Let's talk about it. The characters here are quite cute."
"Am I cute?"
"No, no, no."
"Perfunctory."
"Ah, yes, yes."
"Why don't you go into a comic book and die."
"That's okay."
Hei Yang chuckled, no more beeps.
The story begins with the protagonist, named Zhang San, a high school student who is nicknamed the Outlaw. He is proficient in a variety of escape methods and often helps death row criminals escape legal sanctions. How terrifying!
"Villain protagonist."
Hong Li said leisurely: "Teach a bad kid what to do, hehe."
"It's almost done."
On this day, Zhang San received an offline contact. Someone was preparing to carry out a murder at the city's playground on the weekend, and asked Zhang San to be there and be his accomplice.
The other party's quotation was very high, and Zhang San had no reason to refuse. He went to the site in advance to check out the location, and made various plans and preparations. It was really a display of professionalism to the extreme.
But he didn't expect that when he stepped out, he would encounter a group of big fish. It turned out that his peers were trading.
Secretly turning his cell phone into recording mode, Zhang San prepared to record their conversation and then use the recording to blackmail them.
Then say, oh, you don’t want this recording to be known to the uncles from the Metropolitan Police Department, so do you know what you should do now?
Well, the plan works!
"Good guy, this is not money extortion!"
Hongli was shocked: "What a despicable protagonist, he is a real villain!"
"Hey, hey, don't think blindly. This is a man, and those traders are also men."
"Aren't there any beauties in their organization? Just send any of them out to sacrifice, and then they will all die together with Zhang San with thunder strapped to their bodies!"
"Ha, you are a guy who knows how to be a criminal."
"That's right, we have rich experience!"
"However, what if the plot of this comic is more ups and downs?"
Hong Li guessed solemnly: "For example, Zhang San's target is these big men!"
"Uh, you go ahead and crawl. What are you thinking about?"
"No, I have to look back secretly to verify my guess."
"Stop it, what's the fun of reading a book like this!"
"Oh, I don't want to peek at the plot, I just want to see if there are any scenes of them farming and me farming!"
Hong Li flipped around wildly, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "Sure enough! Sure enough! Damn Zhang San, he really did something big!"
"What?"
Hei Yang said faintly: "You know it again? What did you see?"
"Ha, look, look, is there a little boy here?"
"Ah, yes, yes, there is a little boy, and then, what can it mean?"
"This looks like Zhang San's child. Didn't you see that they look so similar?"
Hong Li said confidently: "Zhang San really didn't control it. He accidentally became a father... Hey, you are so young!"
"Not many beeps!"
Hei Yang said fiercely: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll knock your head off. Look good!"
"Oh..."
Hei Yang Hongli was still in the mood to joke with each other at first.
However, the development of the plot became more and more fascinating, and the two of them became more and more fascinated. They gradually lost their voices and became quiet.
Time passed unknowingly and it was noon.
"Hongli, your communication spirit stone is shining..."
"Don't worry about it, let's continue watching."
"Hey, hey, it's too rude not to answer the call. I condemn you."
"Okay, okay, wrong, wrong, I'll go pick it up, ugh."
Hongli sighed: "It's really annoying. Even reading a book doesn't make people happy."
"I've been watching it for a long time. It won't take much time to answer the phone. Let's continue watching later. Speaking of the current time..."
Hei Yang paused, turned to look at the bright sun outside the window, and roared: "It's noon, it's time to have lunch again, it obviously feels like I just finished breakfast not long ago."
"Alas..."
Hei Yang shook his head, as if he was going to buy lunch again. Human beings are indeed troublesome creatures. Three meals a day take up most of their lives.
But thinking about the previous world, Hei Yang suddenly felt relieved. At least the food in the travel world was very cheap.
Because the grain yield is very high, this is the legacy left by the old predecessors to their descendants. I praise the old predecessors.
"Hey hey hey, who is it?"
Hong Li answered the Lingshi call with an impatient look, and said angrily: "You know how to communicate every day, you think you are Elder Huole!"
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(Huole:???)
"It's me, Jin Xiu."
Jin Xiu's voice came out calmly: "Although I don't know where I provoked you again?
But thinking about your girl's character, there is a high probability that you are not angry with me, so I will forgive you this time."
"Ah, Jin Xiu..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, suddenly thought of something, and said quickly: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I almost forgot, oops, oops, I'm so sorry, it's my fault, I'm a stupid dog!"
"Okay, okay, I've done it for you."
Jin Xiu waved his hand: "Go and try it yourself, I'll hang up first."