Chapter 355: Hei Yang Hongli made an unorganized and unimportant speech about raising children.
How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 355: Hei Yang Hongli made an unorganized and unimportant speech about raising children
"Ah, things are still the same at home..."
Xiao Huo walked in the front, opened the door, looked at the familiar home, jumped up and down, and suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo looked at the teleportation array in the corner, blinked, and asked curiously: "It seems like it's not just the same thing?"
"Ah, that's where we ordered our dinner."
Hongli dragged her body in and fell down on the sofa.
“It’s really nice to have sect food without leaving home.”
"Indeed, your mother is very lazy."
Hei Yang dragged his body in, closed the door with his feet, and fell down on another sofa.
"Don't tell me, sending your mother to the Five Elements Sect for training did have a big effect."
The corners of Hei Yang's lips raised slightly, and he teased: "Really speaking, look at your mother's career, she is the leader of the entire sect.
Let’s look at your mother’s ability, she is a Yuan Ying stage elder.
Looking at your mother's connections, I don't need to tell you how many people she came to when she got married, plus she used other people's cafeterias.
He said he asked me to raise her, but in fact I took advantage of her, hehe.
Outside, this is a strong woman who is the breadwinner of the family, okay, hehe."
"Come on, you have put so much on your wife's shoulders, you should feel guilty, okay? I'm not asking you to sit there and say "hey hey hey" stupidly."
Hongli curled her lips: "I thought about you all day long that year, and I didn't know if I would come back in this life. It was really hard for me day by day.
Damn Black Sun! Selling his wife for glory! His crime deserves death!"
"Hey, I encountered a lot of dangers on the way to pick you up, okay?"
Hei Yang sighed: "I risked my life to pick you up. That's what you said about me. It really chills my husband."
"Hahaha, in the end it wasn't your mother Hongli who came to the rescue. You little loser still had the nerve to say it."
Hong Li snorted softly: "Count on your fingers, how much you owe me!
Hei Yang should always serve Lady Hongli in his life, in order to repay her ocean of kindness."
"But then again..."
Hongli opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling and whispered: "If I don't go there, I won't be able to meet Xiaohuo and Xiaoyun.
Now think about it, if I hadn't gone at that time, Xiao Huo would have become someone else's child, and Xiao Yun would have no one to protect her... Ah, I don't dare to think about it.
I feel that every step I take is leading to the luckiest place. If it is slightly different, my happiness will be reduced by a few points."
Hongli stretched out a lot and said leisurely: "I don't want to give it up——
Of course, this is not the reason why your dog Heiyang is so proud. I will never forget the time you cruelly abandoned me! Huh!"
"Ah, yes, yes..."
"I'm sorry for you!"
"Ah yes, yes, the great head is here, just waiting for Hong Li to come and get it."
"Wow, you are so mean!"
"Hey hey hey..."
"Hey."
Xiaohuo watched her parents argue with each other every day, hehehe.
"Ah um..."
Xiaohuo yawned and waved: "It's late. Xiaohuo went to bed. Parents, please go to bed early. Good night."
"An."
Hei Yang Hongli raised one arm at the same time, and then dropped it weakly.
Xiaohuo returned to the long-lost bedroom, touched the quilt and fell asleep peacefully soon.
Although my grandparents’ house is also great, I always feel that I sleep most comfortably in my own home.
In the living room, a certain two people were still lying on the sofa.
"Heiyang, let's sleep too."
"Why don't you go back to the house and just have a sofa for each person?"
"I'm too lazy to move, but you can take us back."
Hongli said faintly: "It doesn't matter, what I say depends on your mood."
"Forget it, it's okay to do this occasionally."
Hei Yangdi said: "It's good for your health."
"Afraid, right?"
"What are you talking about? I'm thinking about you."
"Ah, yes, yes."
"..."
"..."
There was silence in the room, except for the sound of even breathing.
00:27 in the morning.
Hei Yang felt his arm being removed, and a petite body came into his arms, with a familiar smell and a warm and soft feeling.
"Well..."
Hong Li shrank into Hei Yang's arms, pulled an arm over and hugged her, saying, "It's more peaceful to sleep like this, Hei Yang is the best..."
0:50 in the morning.
Hei Yang slowly stood up, hugged his wife and walked towards the bedroom.
………
………
At four o'clock in the morning, the couple fell asleep.
Hei Yang Hongli didn't get up until two o'clock in the afternoon and ate one meal as two meals.
After wiping their mouths and giving them bowls, the two looked at each other, nodded, and started to act together.
In the center of the open space in the living room, bring a small blackboard, a table, a small stool, a pen and paper, and a small fire.
Hei Yang Hongli looked seriously at Xiao Huo, who was placed on the seat with a curious look on his face.
"Ahem, Xiao Huo, put your hands behind your back and your feet together, look at us."
Hongli knocked on the small blackboard, nodded and said: "Today, your parents will begin to formally teach you some knowledge as a guarantee for your healthy and happy growth!"
"Yes, you need to start learning some knowledge now."
Hei Yang nodded and said seriously: "This can benefit you for a lifetime!"
"Wow, mom and dad are going to teach Xiao Huo his real skills!"
Xiao Huo's eyes sparkled, and his face showed expectation: "My parents are powerful Yuanying realms, there must be many people who can teach Xiao Huo!"
"That's true."
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and nodded.
"First, lesson one."
Hongli took out a big thick book and handed it to Xiaohuo: "This is our teaching material."
"Wow, what kind of teaching material is this? The powerful magical power?"
Xiaohuo opened the book curiously and showed a dull expression: "Ah? Is it this one? Did you get it correctly?"
"No."
"Really not?"
"Really not!"
"Ah, well..."
Xiaohuo touched his chin, looked at the title of the book in front of him, and fell into deep thought.
"Qiankun National Law Reference Edition Seventh Edition"
"Well, this is a domestic regulation that was put together after many revisions and everyone's brainstorming..."
Hongli stretched out her finger and said: "It is said that among the members who were mainly responsible for the compilation, there were many members of the Five Colors family. They also called in elite representatives from all walks of life, and combined them with many, many people who I don't know what to compile.
This thing.
Uh-huh, the Five Elements Sect Law is the advanced version of this thing. If you read the sect law, you can learn it very quickly."
"Yes, as children, this is what our parents, your grandparents, taught us first.
If you want freedom, you must first learn to abide by the rules. Without rules, there is no so-called freedom."
Hei Yang added: "You don't have to have great skills. It's more important to learn not to cause trouble to others. As long as you have a clear conscience, you can deal with it calmly at any time."
"Indeed, but of course there will be special circumstances."
Hong Li raised her finger and said leisurely: "For example, some guys are deliberately provoking, some are preparing to provoke, some are showing signs of preparing to provoke, and some are not pleasing to your eyes.
Oh, the last bit is nothing. In short, it’s just a word of don’t cause trouble and don’t be afraid of trouble. Do you understand what I mean?”
"Well, Xiao Huo probably understands?"
Xiaohuo said a little uncertainly.
"Simply put, respect the law and know how to use it!"
Hei Yang waved his hand and added: "But if someone takes the initiative to provoke you, there is no need to save face! Just fight!"
"Your father is right. With us protecting you, you can travel all over the world with reason, but you can't move even without reason."
Hongli nodded and said: "Actually, you don't need to learn them all, because there will be many complicated situations in reality, and justice lies in people's hearts.
Just like your dad and I, we haven’t been able to understand many of the reference rules above until now.
But this doesn’t affect us at all, and you don’t have to put too much pressure on me, Xiaohuo.
"It's okay, it's okay. If Xiao Huo really finds it too troublesome, you can learn from us."
Hei Yang said with a smile: "If you lie down at home and don't go out, nothing will happen.
We are a happy family of three, reading books together, lying on the roof to watch the scenery, playing cards and mahjong, board games are also great..."
"Ah, indeed, sleep, have a meal, communicate with good friends occasionally, and visit my parents' house."
"Five Dynasties Rivers, Mountains and Winds"
Hongli Heiyang held his chin with one hand, with an intoxicated expression on his face: "It's so good..."
"No!"
Xiao Huo showed his dead eyes and refused decisively: "Xiao Huo doesn't want to be a lazy crane!"
"What?!
”
Hei Yang Hongli only felt a thunderbolt from the blue behind her, and lowered her head dejectedly: "Sure enough, have we set a bad example?
Sure enough, Xiaohuo already dislikes her parents and is ready to abandon them?
Sure enough, did we delay Xiao Huo? We are guilty, wuwuwu..."
"But since it's your decision, Xiaohuo, mom has no choice but to respect it!"
Hongli took a deep breath and took out the fantasy transformation device: "Mom will change you into another race, so that you will no longer be a lazy crane!"
Xiaohuo: "???"
"What mad scientist..."
Hei Yang raised his hand and slapped Hong Li on the head, and couldn't help but complain: "Don't scare the child."
"Do you think I'm just bluffing?"
Hongli laughed loudly: "Tell me, Xiaohuo, what race do you like? Mom will satisfy you!"
"Is it possible..."
Xiao Huo said weakly: "Xiao Huo doesn't want to change..."
"Ha, it's impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Well, parents, please be normal."
Xiaohuo showed his dead eyes and said helplessly: "You know Xiaohuo doesn't mean this. Xiaohuo is so kind. He will definitely not cause trouble to his parents or cause trouble to others when he goes out."
"Ah, we are not worried about this. Our main concern is that you are afraid of suffering a loss."
Hongli waved her hand and opened the book: "It's because you are so kind, so you suffer easily.
Now I let you know what is right and what is wrong, and how to classify the levels of right and wrong. When you encounter things in the future, just follow your heart and do it."
"But you reminded me of this little fire."
Hong Li said solemnly: "Your father and I subconsciously regarded you as someone with our personality, so we thought it would be enough to teach you about these laws and regulations.
But since you yearn for more, you have to raise your requirements.
There are still more things you need to learn before we can let you go out to play with confidence."
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo took a deep breath, her expression became determined, she opened the book, picked up the pen, and gave her parents a confident look.
"If that's the case, then parents can just come over!"
"..."
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and nodded.
"Okay! There will be no mercy next, just take the move!"
………
While Xiaohuo was working hard to master "Things of knowledge that children must know before going out to play", Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji were packing their luggage and preparing to return to Wuliangjianmen.
"It's so weird. I obviously didn't bring anything with me except my storage bag when I came back, but I ended up taking so many things when I left."
Hong Butian looked at the mountains of packages in front of him, and a black line crossed his head: "My parents are a little too concerned..."
"Prepare a few more storage bags."
Zhao Zhuji, who was also packing the packages, responded casually. Looking at the luggage also piled up in front of him, he couldn't help but whispered: "I just didn't expect that I would be a part of it, right?"
"Of course..."
Hongbu Tiandi said: "In their eyes now, you are their future daughter-in-law, okay, you are closer than my biological son."
"Um, what..."
Zhao Zhuji blushed slightly, lowered her head and whispered: "I'm not necessarily with you yet. It's just a temporary relationship now. I can kick you at any time..."
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hong Butian nodded and said: "Very good, pursue it boldly, you can't hang yourself on a tree."
"Hey, what's your attitude?"
Zhao Zhuji gritted her teeth and said: "And with your statement, you already have other trees, right?"
"I didn't say that."
"That's it!"
Zhao Zhuji took a deep breath and shouted: "Dad! Mom! Look at your son, he..."
"Shh!"
Hong Butian covered Zhao Zhuji's mouth in horror and couldn't help but said: "Shut up, someone will die!"
"Hmm..."
Zhao Zhuji's eyes widened, she struggled to move Hong Butian's hands away, and looked at Hong Butian in shock.
"What do you want to do to me, you don't want to live anymore!?"
"Hey, hey, I really don't want to live if I ask you to shout out!"
Hong Butian couldn't help complaining: "My aunt, if we have something to say, please don't call your parents. That's what Xiaoyang Xiaoli and the others will do..."
"And..."
Hong Butian said faintly: "You just said that you may not become their daughter-in-law, now you just call me parents, right?"
"Huh, take care of me."
Zhao Zhuji snorted, lowered her head and continued to clean up: "That..."
"Ah?"
A question mark appeared on Hong Buyian's head: "What's wrong?"
"After returning to the sect, remember to practice well..."
Zhao Zhuji lowered her head and muttered: "Remember to work hard, be down-to-earth, and be down-to-earth.
Don’t be too ambitious, pretend to understand something you don’t know, and be vague..."
"I mean..."
Zhao Zhuji whispered: "If you don't understand anything, you can ask me more and I will help you..."
"Ha, there's no need for this."
Hong Butian shook the communication spirit stone in his hand proudly: "I have Xiaoyang's communication number and Xiaoli's communication number. Two high-level teachers are invincible hahahaha! p>
Hey, what's your expression like that? Oh my, no worries, I'll definitely help you and ask about it when the time comes, so you'll be happy!"
Zhao Zhuji: "..."
"Don't disturb newlyweds!"
"Hey, I'm their beloved brother, the kind who followed and protected me secretly when I was a kid!"
"That doesn't sound like a good person."
"Why aren't you a good person? Damn it!"
"I don't care. Anyway, you ask me first. I won't know how to ask others anymore!"
"Okay, okay, no one asks others to ask themselves, it's really..."
"You still talk back! Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?"
"You are stupid, I am smart!"
"..."
"..."
Outside the house, in mid-to-late June, cicadas were already chirping, making people drowsy.