How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 356: Remove unnecessary information by deleting memory so that the nervous system can be normal!
Chapter 356: Remove unnecessary information by deleting memory so that the nervous system can be normal!
Yangli's house, living room, a big bed.
Hei Yang, Hong Li, and Xiao Huo were sitting cross-legged together in their pajamas, with notes and papers everywhere around them, looking like they were in a fierce battle.
"Do you understand?"
"Got it!"
"Real or false?"
"Really...?"
"Huh?"
Hong Li frowned, looking at Xiao Huo who was hesitant and uncertain in front of her, she suddenly understood, but she still didn’t understand!
"Ahhhhhhh——"
Hong Li scratched her hair in a state of collapse, her eye circles filled with bloodshot eyes. She looked at Xiao Huo who was smiling awkwardly, and let out a long sigh, as if her life had lost its power, like a deflated balloon.
"Ahem, um, mother, calm down!"
While drinking hot milk tea, Hei Yang helped Hongli smooth her hair with a smile, and comforted him: "This is how the children you teach are like!
You must be patient and perseverant, and you must not be irritable or lose your temper, otherwise it will leave a psychological shadow on your children."
"Wow, am I not patient enough?"
Hongli was about to cry but had no tears. She looked up at the ceiling and couldn't help but said: "On the nineteenth day and night, I moved the podium here and taught Xiaohuo non-stop. Her mother's throat was filled with smoke.
But, Xiaohuo is torturing her mother!"
"Ahahaha, no, no..."
Xiaohuo couldn't help but smile and said: "Mom, you said that as long as there is an alibi, you can prove your innocence.
Then I asked if it was a clone killing, or a curse.
Or, like my parents, if the shadow instigates one of them to harm the other, what kind of sentence should be given?"
"So why do we need to take our parents as an example? Does Xiaohuo really want to send her parents in and occupy this big house by herself?"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes: "A home without parents is just an empty shell. You will not be happy, you little girl with a dark heart!"
"Ah, Xiaohuo is gone! Xiaohuo is just curious!"
Xiao Huo turned to look at Hei Yang and complained with an aggrieved look.
"Dad, look at mom, she is so mean and angry..."
"Damn it, do you think you're the only one who can do this!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and turned her head to complain with an aggrieved face: "Husband, look at Xiaohuo bullying her mother..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"Ahem, that..."
Hei Yang drank the milk tea in his hand, threw it away, and landed firmly on the table in the distance. He looked at the mother and daughter who were confronting each other, shook his head and laughed.
"Speaking of Xiaoli, Xiaohuo, since she has memorized all these laws and regulations, she has already met the requirements we set, hasn't she?"
Hei Yang laughed and said: "The remaining extension question is the child's curiosity and exploration of the world. You can't kill the child's curiosity so impatiently.
Well, as the saying goes, interest is the best teacher..."
"But your daughter's interest is to find ways to use magical powers to get around other people's laws and regulations..."
Hongli said quietly: "This can be regarded as a teacher of interest, right..."
"Uh, that's right..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, he turned to look at Xiao Huo, smiled softly, and said warmly: "What Xiao Huo sees are all laws and regulations from an ordinary person's perspective.
If a practitioner attacks another practitioner, or if a practitioner attacks ordinary people, professionals from the Traveling World Cultivation Headquarters will be sent to deal with it.
This kind of thing can only happen three or four times in ten years at most. There is no need to think about it in such detail. When the time comes, you can just adapt to the situation."
"Huh? Does the practice headquarters have clear laws and regulations?"
Xiaohuo turned his head curiously and asked: "For example, like the Tianmenmen who use luck to kill those talented senior brothers and sisters.
And those who directly killed her were ferocious monsters, so who was mainly responsible, the mastermind behind the scenes or those monsters?"
"Well, first of all, the one who eats people must be punished with his life. Secondly, yes..."
Hei Yang showed a puzzled expression, and looked at Hong Li with Xiao Huo: "So what is this? There are so many weird magical powers in the practice world, how can we make the bad guys get retribution?"
"Wow, you father and daughter are really..."
Hongli couldn't help but cover her face: "Of course they intended to murder, what else could it be?
The facts are all before our eyes. There are many ways to kill people, but the charges can sum them up."
"Hey, then I suddenly thought of another situation!"
Hei Yang raised his hand curiously and said: "Excuse me, Teacher Xiaoli, if there is an unlucky guy who stays next to me all day long and affects my luck.
And then it caused me to lose my hair, but that guy survived. Is this considered an accidental death?"
"I suspect that you, bitch, are some kind of beautiful woman who is both cute and intelligent."
Hongli complained faintly.
"Hey, there is another situation!"
Xiaohuo raised his hand and said: "Also, if the person who passed by the Thunder Tribulation accidentally choked to death, who does it belong to?"
"If you're a wanderer in the world, go find it, put a knife on its neck, and force it to either resurrect the person or pay for it with your life!"
Hongli said angrily: "What do you think of this answer? Are you satisfied?"
"Ah this..."
Black Yang and Xiao Huo reveal their half-moon eyes.
"Hey, hey, don't make excuses here!
This is just a rule that we all set together, not an encyclopedia of accident handling matters..."
Hongli couldn't help but said: "Even if you are reincarnated, there will inevitably be bugs for hundreds of years, it's true!
You can’t ask someone to write a book that takes all situations into consideration, right? It’s all about reference, reference! Do you understand what I mean?”
"Hey, who are you calling a bug?"
Hei Yang frowned and realized that things were not simple.
"I will tell whoever is in a hurry."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, ignored the middle finger pointed out by Hei Yang, turned to look at Xiao Huo, and said seriously: "Really, Xiao Huo, believe mom.
Now that you have no problem with theoretical knowledge, we should move on to the more important teaching steps instead of continuing to torture each other here!
If you are really interested in these, you can observe and record more in your daily life and talk to your parents more.
When you encounter something that you really don’t know how to deal with, such as an old lady lying in front of you to help or not, or you go out to sell knives and a gangster insists on pestering you to give him a knife."
Hong Li stretched out a finger, took out the photo stone, and said: "Remember, leave the evidence and the truth in advance when the time comes, so as not to be beaten down by others and make it unclear.
After all, we are honest people, and they like to bully us honest people.
Therefore, we must avoid leaving opportunities for others to cause trouble, so that all evils can be avoided and all poisons can be immune!"
"Ah, what if Xiaohuo forgets something, or the situation is urgent, or the other party is deliberately looking for trouble?"
Xiaohuo couldn't help but said: "What should we do?"
"Ha, this is even simpler."
Hongli smiled coldly: "When the time comes, it will be fake and real. You inform your parents and we will help you deal with the scene. Don't worry, there will never be any traces of blood on the body.
If there are any accomplices, then root them out and there will be no problem!"
"Indeed!"
Hei Yang nodded and said: "Tell him, we ate seven or eight bowls of noodles without paying a penny, and we want to steal some money from him, so what?"
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo showed his half-moon eyes: "Didn't we have to abide by the rules just now? Why did mom and dad suddenly become criminals..."
"Ha, this is another thing, okay."
Hong Li waved her hand and said leisurely: "If they take the right path and confront us, we will have a clear conscience and be invincible.
But if they want to use tricks from other places and voluntarily do not want the protection of these rules, then don't blame us.
Just like fire always thinks that the kettle is protecting the water, if it insists on burning through the bottom of the pot, tsk tsk...
As the saying goes, don’t cause trouble, don’t be afraid of trouble!”
"Of course, the above are all extreme negative situations that your mother and I automatically came up with when we had nothing to do..."
Hei Yang added: "In the travel world, you generally won't encounter this kind of thing once in hundreds of years."
"Indeed, I have confirmed with Elder Huole that what your dad said is true!"
"Huh?!"
Xiaohuo was shocked: "In other words, does Xiaohuo actually have no need to use this knowledge?"
"That's not necessarily true. It's better to have something than nothing. You won't miss the book until you use it!"
Hongli spread her hands, looked at Xiaohuo, and said seriously: "What I teach you next, Xiaohuo, is the key to our real key!"
"Is it new knowledge?"
"Wrong, it's magical power."
"Ah this..."
"Don't be surprised. It's normal. In the past, it was someone who wrongly accused you of bullying you. Now it's about how to prevent yourself from being bullied."
Hei Yang explained for Hongli: "When you grow up, you want to go out on your own and don't want your parents anymore, oh oh oh..."
"Hei Yang doesn't allow himself to add drama to himself!"
Hong Li rolled her eyes and lightly kicked Hei Yang: "Read the words!"
"Oh, your parents will not be with you when the time comes, and they may not be able to arrive in time if there is danger. Then you will have to deal with it yourself."
Hei Yang nodded and said: "At this time, the magical power used to protect yourself plays a key role!"
"That's right, the one who always wins the fight may not have the last laugh. Only the one who can survive the best is qualified to dance on the other's grave!"
Hong Li pointed at Xiao Huo: "If Mom remembers correctly, you already know the magical power of the Fire Immortal!"
"Ha, of course!"
Xiaohuo said proudly: "Xiaohuo already has this kind of high-level magical power during the foundation building period. He is just like Uncle Xiaolong, so he is very powerful!"
"Awesome, have you been reduced to being on par with that kid Xiaolong..."
Hei Yang sighed: "It's your parents who neglected your education."
"Indeed!"
Hong Li nodded and looked at Xiao Huo and asked: "Xiao Huo, how many kinds of magical powers do you think should be gathered during the foundation building stage to be considered normal?"
"Ah? Ah?"
Xiao Huo said blankly: "No, as long as you gather your magical power, you can successfully build the foundation?
Then practice carefully based on this magical power, and so on..."
Xiao Huo frowned, raised his little head, and suddenly thought of his parents' endless supply of powerful magical powers, and blinked his eyes.
"Uh, two or three items?"
Xiao Huo guessed: "Then you will learn a little more when you reach the Golden Core Stage, and then you will learn a little more when you reach the Nascent Soul Stage?"
"Well... almost!"
Hongli nodded.
"Huh, that's okay. Although it sounds difficult, it's not hopeless..."
Xiao Huo let out a sigh of relief.
"It's just a single digit, just learn nine magical powers!"
Xiaohuo: "???"
"Hey, Xiaohuo, what are you doing? Don't run away!"
"Heiyang, look at your daughter!"
"Hei Xiaohuo, get down from the spiritual stone hanging lamp!"
"..."
After a burst of flying cranes, Hongli looked at Xiao Huo who was caught back to his seat, looking downcast and hopeless. He couldn't help but laugh and said: "What are you doing? Is this so scary?
Xiaohuo, you are quite smart, haven’t you noticed?
Your talent in cultivation makes Elder Huo Le covetous in wanting you to become Elder Huo, don’t you understand?”
"But, but..."
Xiaohuo lowered his head and muttered: "The inherited memory shows that Zhengli Huohe only has three magical powers at most during his foundation building period. Any more will make his body unable to bear it and his head will explode!"
"Haha, it's just a classic adult talking like a child. You underestimate the brain capacity of intelligent creatures!"
Hongli snorted, stretched out her finger and said: "I believe that inherited memory is worse than no inherited memory. In inherited memory, is it normal for Xiaoli Huohe to reach the foundation building stage when he is less than one year old?"
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo was stunned for a moment. She thought about it carefully and said with some uncertainty: "It seems that Xiaohe at this time can't fly yet?"
"Correct answer, that's it!"
Hongli grabbed Xiaohuo's shoulders, gently hugged her into her arms, and encouraged: "The inheritance memory they left for you is outdated and cannot keep up with the version. Now just listen to the inheritance version given to you by your parents."
That’s it!”
"Ah?"
Xiaohuo blinked: "Can it still be like this?"
"Hmm, if you really can't forget it, you can ask your dad Hei Yang to come."
Hong Li pointed behind her and said proudly: "His formatting fist can clear your accumulated memory and remove those gangster bundled information packages with one punch. I have been bullied by him several times with this trick before! p>
Hey, wait a minute, will Hei Yang do this again?"
Hong Li blinked her eyes, and an ominous premonition suddenly came into her heart. She turned her head: "Hei Yang, that...ah!"
Hong Li fell on her back, and Hei Yang slowly retracted his fist and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's too difficult for me. I have to add insurance for you all day long..."
Xiao Huo: "━Σ(Д|||)━"
"Dad, dad, that..."
Xiaohuo revealed her beady eyes, and pointed at the fainted Hongli with a fearful look on her face, and couldn't help but said: "Mom, she..."
"Don't worry, you're not dead."
Xiaohuo: "???"
"No need to ask questions, I am doing it for her own good."
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and sighed as he thought of scenes such as "Elder Fire's non-mainstream square dance".
"It's enough for me to bear the pain alone!"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo stared at Hei Yang blankly, with little stars shining in her eyes. At that moment, her father's figure became extremely tall in her heart.
This belief in enduring humiliation and protecting his family even if he is misunderstood made Xiaohuo's eyes wet.
She couldn't help but said: "Dad..."
"Huh?"
"Has Xiaohuo ever been knocked unconscious?"
"Ah, no!"
"Really?"
"Hahaha, dad will still lie to you."
"Huh, that's good!"
Xiao Huo breathed a long sigh of relief, rolled his eyes, and fainted.
Heiyang took two fingers away from the back of Xiao Huo's head and whistled with a guilty look on his face.