How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 358: Play on Saturday, return on Sunday, calm down on Monday, tough on Tuesday, recover on Wednesday, think about Friday on Thursday
Chapter 358: Play on Saturday, return on Sunday, calm down on Monday, tough on Tuesday, recover on Wednesday, think about Friday on Thursday
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, stop making trouble, let's get to work."
Hongli smiled, waved her hand, and looked at Xiaohuo.
"Now that the warm-up is complete, your parents will officially teach you the magical skills you need to survive outside. Are you ready?"
"It's been prepared for a long time!"
Xiaohuo looks full of fighting spirit.
"Come on, come on."
Hei Yang sat on one side of the bench with his legs crossed, applauding happily.
"Come on Xiaoli, come on Xiaohuo!"
Hongli: "..."
"Hey, who told you to rest aside?"
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes, walked up to Hei Yang, picked him up, and took away his small bench and confiscated it.
"Oh, the two of us are tired of teaching magical powers, and you guys are lazy watching the show next to us, right? You are so beautiful."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang, who was grabbed by the collar, smiled and took out a small stool from behind again.
"Actually, I also took care of you, Xiaoli."
"Huh?!
”
The red glass hole shrinks.
"Come on! Come on! Come on, small fire!"
Hei Yang Hongli was sitting not far away and applauded cheerfully: "You are the best!"
Xiaohuo: "..."
Without saying a word, Xiaohuo slowly walked between the two of them, grabbed Hongli with his left hand, and Heiyang with his right hand, and pulled the two of them up with a little force.
Xiao Huo kicked the small stool aside with his left foot first and then his right foot. He raised his head and stared at the two people who were smiling forcefully.
"Dad, Mom..."
Xiao Huo curled his lips: "Teach me."
"Ahem, ah, this..."
Cold sweat dripped from Heiyang Hongli's forehead.
"Ah hahaha, sure, your parents are preparing to teach you!"
"That's right, how could your parents leave you and let you study on your own, right? Hahaha, it doesn't exist, it doesn't exist..."
Hei Yang Hongli walked back to the open space holding Xiao Huo on her left and right, looking like a happy and harmonious family.
…………
"Ahem, first of all, Xiao Huo, because you already have the foundation of the magical power of Immortal in Fire, so I will teach you its advanced magical power, Nirvana."
On the steps, Hong Li looked like a learned elder with one hand behind her back, throwing a ball of Nirvana Fire back and forth in her hand.
"First of all, let me ask, why should I teach you about Nirvana Fire?"
Hongli looked at Heiyang Xiaohuo at the foot of the steps and suddenly asked.
"Xiaohuo, it's up to you to answer!"
"Oh!"
Xiao Huo perked up, and a dull red hair stood up on his head.
"Little Huo knows that her mother's Nirvana flame has the power to burn mountains and boil seas. Once it is used, the color of the heaven and earth will change. It is infinitely powerful!"
Xiao Huo clenched his fists and said with an moved face: "Mom must want Xiao Huo to learn the Nirvana Fire.
Then Xiao Huo's cultivation level will reach a higher level, so that he won't be afraid of any bad guys he encounters. He just needs to use the magical powers taught by his mother to defeat them all!"
"Well, it makes sense..."
Hongli nodded calmly, then shook her head: "It's just not enough."
"Ah? Still, isn't it enough to just knock him down..."
Xiaohuo looked panicked: "Are we going to burn them all to ashes?"
"Well, that's a bit interesting..."
Hong Li's response confused Xiao Huo. The former turned to look at Hei Yang, who was dozing next to Xiao Huo, and coughed twice.
"Ahem, Hei Yang, please answer this question!"
"Ah? Ah!"
Hei Yang suddenly woke up, looked at Hong Li in front of him, and then at Xiao Huo beside him.
"Mom asked, why do you want to teach me Nirvana..."
Xiaohuo lowered his voice and whispered the news.
"Xiaohuo didn't answer all the questions, it's up to you, Dad!"
"Black Little Fire!"
Hongli glared at Xiaohuo and lectured: "Don't give that lazy guy a hint!"
"Ah ha ha ha, chirp chirp..."
Xiaohuo hasn't spoken bird language for a long time, and feels like he has almost forgotten Lihuo He's words, Ling He sighs.
"Ah, ha, this, this is simple."
Hei Yang came back to his senses and replied confidently: "First of all, Nirvana Fire can burn spiritual energy to provide sufficient vitality. As the saying goes, as long as you behave well, victory is inevitable.
Whether you were caught in a trap, attacked, or had some accident while you were out there.
Nirvana Fire can allow you to recover from injuries in the shortest time and restore your best combat status!
Being able to fight does not necessarily mean you will win. The winner is the one who lives longer."
Hei Yang stretched out his second finger and said leisurely: "Girls go out and accidentally catch a cold in the wind.
As a result, I was out in the wild without a shop, and I couldn’t even drink hot water. What should I do?
At this time, our Nirvana Fire can come in handy again, as long as..."
"A small fire will also become a small fire!"
Xiaohuo raised his hands and said: "Let's not mention it. You can't make a fire without water, and there is no fire or water in the wilderness.
A small fire can also make hot water for drinking, without the need for Nirvana fire."
"Ha, it's too small. Xiaohuo, your style is too small."
Hei Yang shook his head and said with a smile: "How can the hot water boiled by Nirvana fire be the same as that boiled by ordinary water?"
"Ah this..."
The small fire blocked it.
She turned to look at Hongli, only to see the latter looking at Heiyang with admiration.
"That's right, it's true. I knew it would be impossible for him!"
Hongli smiled and made a continue gesture.
"Go on, let me see how much you have reviewed."
"Ah, there are also things like protecting yourself and killing enemies, and high-temperature disinfection..."
Hei Yangdu muttered, shook his head, and said casually: "Of course, there is also the most important thing, that is, the Nirvana Fire can bring those who control magical powers back to life. As long as they are alive, there is infinite hope!
On the other hand, even if there are people with outstanding talents, huge wealth, and almost as good looks as me, they still have no choice but to accept their fate in the face of death."
"Of course..."
Hei Yang lowered his voice and said: "If you have an acquaintance in the underworld, it's not like you can't choose to fight again, maybe?"
"Uh..."
Xiaohuo's mouth twitched slightly: "Well, find someone you know..."
"Hmm, you can pass the security check by being cute!"
Hei Yang nodded confidently, turned to look at Hong Li, and explained: "Just like your mother, if one day I accidentally kill you by mistake..."
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Xiaohuo: "???"
"Just an example, don't be so surprised."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, raised his head and closed his eyes, shook his head, and continued to give examples: "But although I killed him, I didn't kill him completely.
At this time, only one tube of her blood bar has fallen out, and there are still many tubes hidden underneath. You can ask your mother to demonstrate this to you."
"But then again..."
Hei Yang opened his eyes and looked around curiously.
"Where's your mother? She saw it just now."
"Dad, what do you think?"
Xiao Huo looked at Hei Yang expressionlessly, and the latter suddenly realized.
"I see, I understand."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, and he turned around to greet the dark-faced Hong Li behind him.
"Hahaha, when did Teacher Xiaoli go around to the back of the classroom? It's really scary. Haha, it's like Close Encounters of the Third Kind..."
"Look at this little face..."
Heiyang reached out and grabbed Hongli's little face, rubbing her face with a smile.
"A gloomy face is so scary, ahem..."
"Get off, don't touch me!"
Hong Li angrily slapped Hei Yang's hand away and looked up at Hei Yang: "Who do you want to kill?"
"Ahem, that..."
Hei Yang looked away guiltily: "Isn't that an example..."
"You can't give other examples, right?"
Hongli pointed at herself and said fiercely: "Do you have to kill me?"
"Well, there aren't many people in the Nirvana Fire Magical Society..."
Hei Yang smiled awkwardly: "If you don't kill me, who will you kill?"
"Change it."
"How to change?"
"Turn around."
"Oh."
Black Yang turned around.
"Xiao Huo, look here."
The red glass floated slightly, and the couple were facing Xiao Huo: "Now, let me demonstrate to you the magical power of Nirvana Fire, so that you can know how powerful its life-saving ability is!"
"Ah, what, how to demonstrate..."
"Ha, need I say this?"
Hongli clamped Hei Yang's neck with both hands and hummed: "I will strangle your father's neck in a while, and then let him transform himself into a living person for you, so that you can see it intuitively, right?"
/p>
"Ah, this, this is not good..."
Xiaohuo showed his half-moon eyes, looked at the vicious Hongli and the hopeless Heiyang with some fear, and beeped softly.
"Actually, you don't need to show it. Xiaohuo can figure it out just by imagining it. Really!"
"Good boy."
Hei Yang was moved to tears.
"How is this possible!"
Hongli snorted softly and taught: "Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous! What you read on paper will eventually make you feel shallow, but you must know that you have to do it. Hearing a hundred times is not as good as seeing it, and seeing it is not enough.
Practice it, kill one person in ten steps, kill one person to save the common people..."
"In order to kill me, this woman spent all her life's accumulation..."
Hei Yang complained: "Damn girl, I'm just standing here. Hei wants to see if you are willing to do it."
"Huh? Who do you look down on? You, who do you look down on?"
Hongli's eyes widened.
"As long as I move my hand, your aunt will wipe out your poor little life! You are still here pretending!
Watch me turn your neck 180 degrees in a while to see if you are still crazy!"
"Besides..."
Hongli thought for a while, then added in a low voice: "I'll pinch your blood and it will be replenished in the blink of an eye!
Why do you still need ten drops of blood? We dare to kill that one, but we are afraid that this one won’t work!”
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Hei Yang looked unscrupulous.
"You, Lord Hongli, are the most decisive and decisive. Hurry up and give me a good time."
Hei Yang said proudly: "Don't talk about a tube of blood. If you want to kill as many tubes as you want, just do it."
"You..."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head, and she couldn't help but curse: "Aren't you cheap?"
"Pfft..."
Xiaohuo lowered his head violently, holding back his laughter and his shoulders shaking wildly.
"Hurry up."
Hong Li quietly leaned close to Hei Yang's ear.
"Can't you just cooperate with me? The kids are watching. It's so embarrassing for me to do this."
"You also know that the children are watching..."
Black Yang showed his dead fish eyes and was speechless.
"Let me tell you, in another family, the mother of the child strangles the father of the child, and then tells the child to watch out, what if I kill your father..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Speaking of which, our family is a little abnormal. I don't remember my parents ever being like this in front of me...
What's the matter, were you shown like this when you were a child?"
"Show me your size! You can talk nonsense."
The nails of Hongli's thumb and index finger pinched a piece of skin on Hei Yang's neck and twisted it with gritted teeth.
"Speak quickly, if you cooperate or not, don't toast me and you will be fined if you don't eat!"
"Ah, okay, okay..."
Hei Yang smiled silently and said perfunctorily: "I'm telling you, I only cooperate with you for the sake of the child, otherwise..."
"Cut the nonsense."
Hong Li snorted softly, cleared her throat, and turned to the small fire in front of her.
"Okay, okay, Ms. Hei Xiaohuo, you don't have to laugh anymore, look up and look seriously, I will kill you this time..."
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo raised his head and looked at his mother's hand stuck on his father's neck. He couldn't help but smiled and begged: "Mom, don't hurt dad anymore..."
"Hey, Xiaohuo, when you said this..."
Hei Yang couldn't help but have a black line.
"Can you stop smiling so brightly!"
"Ah this..."
The smile on Xiao Huo's face froze, and she quickly reached out and pinched her face, returning to her serious look.
"Sorry, I couldn't adjust it just now."
"Just adjust now."
Hong Li sighed, looked at Hei Yang, and whispered: "Listen up, I'm counting three two one, you just pretend to be dead, three two one!"
"What? What are you counting?"
A question mark appeared on Heiyang's head, and he realized when Hongli's fingers kept tapping his neck gently.
"Oh, I'm dead!"
Hei Yang stuck out his tongue, his head symbolically tilted ninety degrees, and his body swayed and fell down.
It's just that Hei Yang's falling movement was slow enough. It was so slow that Hong Li spread the blanket on the ground and then watched Hei Yang fall down on the blanket.
[Hei Yang: Why don’t you have a pillow? You’re just asking for food! Don’t those who play dead people deserve to eat box lunches?]
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[Hongli: Shut up, dead man.]
[Hei Yang: Ahem, I suggest replacing "human" with "ghost" to make it sound more friendly.]
[Hongli: Fuck you!]
"Ahem, that's good, Xiaohuo, look over here."
Hongli pointed to the black sun on the blanket, and saw the other person lying upright on it, with his hands folded on his chest, his face peaceful, and his death was very ritualistic.
Hong Li twitched the corner of her mouth and resisted the urge to stomp this guy to life. She opened her eyes and said, "This is a dead black sun. Did you see it?"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo always feels that a real teacher shouldn’t be like this in class.
She blinked and looked at her father, who was professionally lying on the ground, feeling a little uncomfortable.
But both her parents are performing conscientiously, and she must not hold back.
Maybe her parents want to train her acting skills at the same time so that she can fool bad people in the future...
Xiao Huo tried her best to move her parents closer to Wei Guangzheng. She looked at her father, trying to suppress her sadness.
As a result, she caught a glimpse of her father gently reaching out to scratch his cheek, and then immediately put his hand down.
Hongli: "..."
Xiaohuo: "..."
No, she can't do it!
Xiaohuo bit her lip, how could she pretend to be sad?
"Hiss..."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head. Looking at Hei Yang who was secretly scratching his hand again, he kicked off his shoes and stepped on his chest.
"Go to hell! You piece of shit!"
Hei Yang opened his eyes suddenly, then rolled his eyes and closed them again.
"Did Xiao Huo hear the sound of broken bones..."
Xiaohuo looked at his father who had been stepped on by his mother, with beads of sweat streaming down his head. In this case, it seemed that his father's acting skills were indeed more realistic!
[Heiyang: Give me back my life~~]
[Heiyang: Give me back my life~~]
[Hongli: Go to hell, you dishonest bitch!]
[Hongli: You just deliberately add drama to yourself, right? You bastard!]
[Hongli: Give me a good death!]
Hongli sighed, finally able to explain with peace of mind, she took her feet back...
[Heiyang: Wait!]
[Hongli: Huh? What happened again?]
[Hei Yang: Don’t leave, keep stepping on me!]
[Hongli:??????]
"Stuck!"
Xiaohuo heard the sound of bones breaking again. She looked at her father's face. It seemed that he was quite happy after leaving, maybe...
