Chapter 357 Promising to water the flowers is loyalty to the flowers...
How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 357: Promise to water the flowers, this is loyalty to the flowers...
"Damn it, I never expected that I would have to get out of bed to teach Xiao Huo how to practice magical powers!"
Hongli shook her arms and patted her legs in the courtyard, jumping on the spot to warm herself up.
"Nonsense, I don't want to practice my magical powers in the house, let alone practice lying down and sitting on the bed."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Do you think anyone will pamper you like me?
I can let you rest and work on your own, but can you rest and let your supernatural power teach Xiaohuo by yourself?"
"Ah, yes, yes, you are the best, okay!"
Hongli rolled her eyes and continued to stretch: "It feels like I haven't left the house for a long time. What's going on?
Obviously I just brought Xiaohuo back from her parents' house a few days ago, but when she came out, she felt like she was in another world."
"Nonsense, you went out to have a meal a few days ago, came back after eating, and closed the door and collapsed as soon as you got home, how can you still be called out?"
Hei Yang was doing radio gymnastics while complaining leisurely.
"Besides, it's been dark and dark these past few days, so it's normal for you to be a little confused."
"The more I listen to your words lately, the more I feel something is wrong. I feel like there is something wrong with every word you say. So is it me or you?"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes, beat her legs and said leisurely: "Sure enough, you still have a problem."
"Come on, if you look at things from different angles and have different moods, you will naturally be different accordingly.
You should reflect on yourself instead of throwing dirt on your father whenever something happens."
Hei Yang couldn't help but said: "Although I love you, dad, and won't care about these things with you, they will always change to another form and come back to take revenge on you."
"Ah, thank you, we have experienced your hot revenge these days."
Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and was too lazy to talk to him.
"It's your fault anyway."
"It's because you think about that kind of thing all day long that you can associate it with it!"
"That's nonsense. Do you mean that my mind, Hongli's, is full of waste every day?"
"Ha, is there anything extra besides scrap?"
"You're scolding!"
"What's wrong with scolding you? Just scold me!"
"You bastard, go to the underworld and reflect!"
"We will die together, who is afraid of whom!"
"Whoever is cowardly is a grandson!"
"What a joke, am I not your father?"
"Wow, I'm trying to save you some face, but I'm still breathing hard, so I'll give you the Melon Fist!"
"..."
"..."
"Well..."
Xiaohuo imitated her father's broadcast gymnastics and performed it slowly, looking at her parents who were struggling with each other again from the corner of her eyes.
The children of Yangli's family have long been used to seeing crazy things, so it doesn't matter.
This is proof of parents’ affection. Well, even though mom is already trying to blind dad’s eyes with her finger, this is proof of love!
Don’t look at the fact that dad has already picked up bricks to fight back, this is also...
Probably, in short, children and adults should not imitate!
"Hey, parents really don't want Xiao Huo to worry about it."
Xiao Huo shook his head like a little adult and continued to stretch in front of the sun.
Until this battle ended with Hongli having a slight advantage.
"Oh, Gou Heiyang, this is the 1,654th time you have lost to me, right?"
Hongli pressed Hei Yang's back with one hand, and held Hei Yang's arm with the other hand, pushing him to the ground with her knees, her face full of pride.
"And I have only lost to you one thousand six hundred and forty-eight times, and the number of wins is already six games different.
My winning rate will soon exceed 50% and move towards 51%. Isn’t it a shame, Black Sun?"
"You, how proud are you!"
Hei Yang struggled with an unconvinced look on his face: "I'll let you go. You're so proud. If I want to, I'll press you to the ground and rub you in minutes. Believe it or not!"
"Ah, yes, yes, Master Heiyang is so right!"
Hong Li looked at the stubbornly resisting Hei Yang with a disdainful smile, and couldn't help but said in a strange tone: "Master Hei Yang has been working hard recently. He is probably in poor condition, so we accidentally captured him, right?"
"Fuck you!"
Hei Yang was shocked.
"Don't talk nonsense. I'm just a naive person. It's not that I'm in a bad state. I'm so cruel!"
"Tsk, tsk, you would rather admit that you are bad than admit that you are not in good condition, right? As for that."
The corners of Hongli's mouth raised, she leaned forward slightly, leaned close to Heiyang's ear, and exhaled softly: "Admit it, I have such a lovely Xiaoli as my wife...
There’s nothing to be ashamed of, I can understand it, husband~”
"Don't even think about daydreaming, I won't give in!"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, why do I feel like my identity has been changed after getting married? I should be the one who's cheating...ahem!"
"Husband, times have changed."
Hong Li's face was full of pride, she shook her head and said: "A famous figure once said that love is when extroverted boys start to become submissive and cautious.
On the other hand, introverted girls begin to slowly become bolder. You are already the t0 of the previous version. This is called the change of fortune.
As the saying goes, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully young women into poverty, our days will still be long!”
"I really thought you had me, didn't you?"
Hei Yang was unconvinced and said: "Winning or losing is a matter of military strategism. A small defeat cannot defeat the great tough guy Hei Yang!"
"Hey, you lose this time anyway."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, stood up, let go of Hei Yang, pulled him up, and reached out to help him pat the dirt off his body.
"But having said that, even if we fight without using spiritual power, you should at least wear clothes to protect us!
It doesn’t take much effort to wash the clothes even though they are dirty!
The clothes are all ruined. If they get ruined next time, I won’t buy them for you. Otherwise, you’ll wear ripped clothes, or you’ll make them yourself.”
"I originally made this one myself."
Hei Yang complained weakly: "And you haven't washed anyone's clothes at our house. I remember this very clearly. Don't even think about tampering with my memory!"
"Ah, that's right, I don't seem to have done any housework..."
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Hongli's expression froze. She subconsciously wanted to imitate her mother's words when she scolded her father, but suddenly she realized that she was not a good housewife like her mother.
She belongs to the blood-sucking parasite of the Black Sun, which means that sometimes the blood forgets to show the color, but that is not important. The important thing is that no one does housework at home. The reason why the home is clean and tidy is due to the operation of the cleaning circle at home.
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But just because she doesn’t do housework doesn’t mean that her parents don’t do it!
Hongli suddenly thought of her mother washing her clothes with her own hands in the winter, and her father stepping on a stool to clean the ceiling and window frames... plus many times of hard work on weekdays.
When helping her parents to practice spiritual practice for the first time, Hongli Heiyang was shocked to find that even the family conditions were very good.
Even if they are only in their early thirties, even if they have not been injured when they were young, even if you don’t count the reason why their father drinks alcohol...
There are no major problems with the body, but a lot of minor problems, which makes people feel sad.
Ever since Hongli was little, Hei Yang has been whispering in her ears, saying that we are still young and our parents are still young.
You must take advantage of this time to spend more time with your parents, honor them, and understand how difficult it is for your parents. Don’t wait until you don’t have the chance to regret it.
At that time, Hongli didn't know the story that Hei Yang had hidden in her heart, but because it was Hei Yang who told her, she took it seriously.
As long as you are careful, you can easily discover and see the hard work parents put in for their children, which makes Hongli feel grateful in her heart.
Hongli grew up in such an environment. Although her parents didn't think it was cool, she was always an obedient and filial child.
It's just that it was not easy to know my parents at that time, but I didn't know exactly what was difficult.
Now that she has really stepped into her own shoes, as a mother and wife, Hongli has a little bit of understanding.
"Just taking supplements and spiritual stones to visit our parents every once in a while and helping them practice is not the best we can do. This is not enough."
Hongli whispered in her mouth, and shouted from her mouth without any concealment: "Black Yang, Black Yang."
"Huh?"
Hei Yang was playing with his clothes when he heard Hong Li calling him. He stopped and turned around to look: "What's wrong, Xiao Li?"
"Open the Black Sun humanoid notepad."
"Ah, it's opened, and then what."
Hei Yang blinked his eyes, his face full of confusion.
"For the record, I need to take some time to provide my parents with a heat-proof, cold-proof and dust-free array, as well as other convenient household arrays..."
Hongli said seriously: "Also, there are other things like cleaning skills, sweeping skills and so on.
It is impossible for parents to keep the formations on or at home all the time, so these small magic arts must be brought over and taught to parents."
"But Master Hongli, we haven't learned these yet."
Hei Yang couldn't help but remind him.
"Let's learn. I saw this little magic in the Five Elements Sect. I just rolled my eyes at it and didn't pay much attention to it."
Hongli paused and smiled sheepishly: "Because I don't sweep the floor in the first place, so it's not worth expending spiritual energy to sweep the floor!"
"Correct, as expected of you."
Black Yang showed his thumb.
"Hey, hehe, but I can find someone to courier it over. I am a member of the Five Elements Sect."
Hongli waved her hand with a smile and looked at Hei Yang: "Well, that's all for now. Remember to write it down in the Hei Yang notepad. If I forget to remind you, don't forget it yourself!" p>
"Hey, hey, do practitioners still forget things? Don't be ridiculous."
Hei Yang waved his hand disdainfully.
"Malaysia..."
"That was an accident!"
"Haha..."
Hongli ignored Hei Yang's unintelligible words such as "under plan" and "perfect form" that kept coming out of Hei Yang's mouth.
She looked at Xiao Huo, who was still doing radio gymnastics seriously, and her eyes became softer.
"Small fire, small fire, are you ready?"
Hongli waved her hand and shouted with a smile: "Come here now, mom and dad will teach you the magical skills to survive in the outside world!"
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo was stunned for a moment, then jumped to the two of them in two or three steps, and explained: "Xiaohuo has been ready for a long time, in the best condition. Xiaohuo is waiting for mom and dad, hehe."
Xiao Huo scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "Because I feel that if I call mom, come on, I will be beaten by my father, and if I call dad, come on, I will be beaten by my mother.
Shouting to cheer up was like trying to support the fire, so Xiaohuo stayed silent and watched the show."
"Hahaha, is that so?"
Hongli smiled and gently touched Xiaohuo's head.
"Xiaohuo, you have a high emotional intelligence. You expressed your desire to cheer for me and the process of watching the show."
"But if my family's Xiaohuo has low emotional intelligence, her father will be the first to disagree."
Hei Yang also smiled and touched Xiao Huo's head.
"She even thinks in categories to deal with problems. This is the talent of those who succeed in great things."
"Ahaha, so, is that why Xiao Huo is so powerful..."
Xiao Huo said with a smile: "Xiao Huo Dan knew that he would be beaten if he yelled "come on", but he didn't expect that he could also be beaten if he was a good boy who said nothing, hahaha..."
"Ah, what, Xiaohuo, what you said is very ambiguous, okay?"
The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched and she couldn't help but sigh: "When others heard this, they thought, oh, this couple must have been drunk and started fighting like crazy. The child was so scared that the child was trembling next to them, and they even took it out on the child when it was over.<
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With this interpretation, we will be dead in the eyes of our neighbors!"
"Indeed, the neighbors look down on us."
Hei Yang added righteously: "Obviously we don't need to use such unnecessary means as drinking to go crazy. Who are we looking down on...ah!"
"Heiyang shut up."
Hong Li withdrew her fist and looked at Hei Yang, who lowered his head obediently: "Ouch..."
"That's pretty much it."
Hong Li nodded with satisfaction, smiled and patted Xiao Huo's shoulder, comforting: "Don't be afraid, Xiao Huo. You look like your parents, just say whatever you want. Can your parents still blame you?" <
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"Well..."
Xiaohuo showed his beady eyes and said weakly: "Grandma said that every parent will say, "Ah, mom and dad don't care and don't care." But when it comes to training children, they don't care about that." p>
"Indeed, mom is so right!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but echoed again: "Just like when I was a child, my mother told me that she would spoil me to death, but in fact, she took me out of bed at the right time in the early morning of the twelfth lunar month!"
Maybe this example is not very vivid, so change it to another one, for example:
"Oh, it doesn't matter if you take more or less exams. Mom and Dad just want you to be happy and not have too much psychological burden~~"
Ahem, whoever believes it is an idiot...
You might say that your parents are cheating on you because they don't keep their word. In fact, that's what they may have thought at the time, but when they saw the incredible results, they became so angry that they couldn't control their emotions.
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Just like your profound awakening every night, you can't keep it until the next morning...
It's like you uninstalling all the software with a righteous face and resolutely drawing a clear line.
It won't be long before I look around for my good friends to come up with an installation package, or I'm going to die!
Ahem...
Mom and dad also hope that they can become enlightened again and again, and get the upper hand again and again. This, well, is understandable!
Of course, there are also those who deliberately lie to children and do whatever they want...
How should I put it? In the eyes of a child who has just been in the world for a few years, you are the person he trusts most in the world and is his total support.
Then suddenly one day I found out that I had been deceived by lies from the person I was closest to...
After finishing the work, I was still very proud, saying that I am really good at coaxing children...
How should I put it, Hei Yang has never experienced that feeling.
But he has seen many relatives do this. The extroverted children cried when they found out they were cheated, while the introverted children bowed their heads and looked disappointed...
No matter which one it is, it must have been very sad at the time.
I feel like my world suddenly collapsed. I learned this trick from my parents...
Seeing her daughter holding her mother's arm, Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other, smiled, touched Xiao Huo's head, and said softly: "Really, Xiao Huo can always trust his parents."
"Is that okay?"
Xiaohuo raised his head and looked into his parents' eyes.
"Okay!"
Hei Yang Hongli responded, although they became parents for the first time, they have been children for such a long time.
Everyone was once a child, although only a few remember it.
It just so happens that Heiyang Hongli is one of those few people.
In other words, they still feel that they are children and hope that they will never grow up and be like this, allowing children to happily jump into their arms...