Chapter 4 Newton wiped away the nosebleed with relief
"A big panel appeared in front of me."
"What a coincidence, so am I."
Name: [Lazy Dog Salted Fish Rescuer]
Bound by: [Heiyang] [Hongli]
Current progress:
【Fifth Level of Body Forging (Gray)】
【Hong's Marksmanship Small Success (Gray)】
[Hei's Sword Skills Small Success (Gray)]
Incentive rewards:
First meeting gift (to be received)
Six-level physical training gift (not available for collection)
The seven-fold gift of body training (not available for collection)
Eight-level physical training gift (not available for collection)
………
"Do you see anything interesting?"
Hongli yawned: "I seem to have suddenly learned your swordsmanship."
"I know your marksmanship."
Hei Yangxu stared: "Judging from the current situation, the situation is very simple and clear.
I guess if you break through to the sixth level of body training, I will probably follow suit."
"That is to say, as long as one of the bound people practices hard and becomes crazy inward..."
Hongli's eyes flashed with a meaningless light: "Another person can lie down and sleep comfortably without having to do anything?"
"Theoretically..."
A strange light flashed from the corner of Hei Yang's eyes: "Indeed!"
"Ha!"*2
"Why do you think so, lazy dog!"
Hong Li roared: "It's obvious that they want us to work together to create a bright future. How could you think of being lazy in the first place!"
"Didn't you, the salty fish, say this first?"
Hei Yang's face was full of disbelief: "How dare someone do this? He obviously wants to get away with it, but he still complains first?"
"You dare to say that you haven't thought about it this way?"
"But I didn't say it either!"
"You are duplicitous and hypocritical!"
"You are so arrogant and shameless!"
"..."
Hei Yang reminded: "I brought this blanket here. If you use my stuff, shouldn't you be polite?"
"I brought the milk, and so did the sugar..."
"The stove is mine."
"Oh."
"Oh?"
"It's not important."
Hongli looked at Heiyang solemnly: "I have decided, Heiyang, I will help you catch the spiritual chicken, and then you will become a disciple of the immortal, enter the path of cultivation as soon as possible, and strive to become an immortal and become an ancestor!"
"Then you do nothing at home and interfere with my cultivation progress?"
"How could I do nothing?"
"Elaborate."
"I can eat, sleep, and read novels and biographies..."
"What a coincidence, I know these things too, and I think I'm better at them than you."
"No, no, no, you can't control this!"
"How will you know if you don't try?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Since there has to be a bastard who will hold us back, why can't it be me?"
"Can you be a person who has some pursuits?"
"It is my greatest pursuit for you to practice hard now."
Hei Yang snorted softly and pulled the blanket towards him: "Anyway, you're not even 1.6 meters tall, so you won't be able to use it much..."
"Eaters are short-handed, so you drank the milk I brought."
"But I've finished drinking, what can you do to me?"
"You want to fight, right?"
"Come just come!"
"Forget it, it's too hard to reach out from the blanket."
"Same."
"Alas..."*2
"Didn't my parents always want to match us up?"
"The first day you knew?"
Hei Yang asked rhetorically.
"But after thinking about it, I feel that we are still a little inappropriate!"
Hongli said seriously.
"Elaborate."
"What do you think..."
Hong Li gave an example: "You are a lazy dog, and I am also a lazy dog. If we were together, I'm afraid we would both starve to death in a few days.
So, even if I have to, I should find someone who is gentle and considerate to raise me, right?"
"It makes sense."
Hei Yang nodded: "I also hope that an aunt can see through my stubbornness, but there is another way."
"Elaborate."
"I heard that when you reach a certain level of cultivation, you can live without food, and then you won't be afraid of starving to death."
"Good idea."
Hongli agreed very much: "So when are you going to catch the spiritual chicken?"
"Climb!"
Huxinting is in embarrassment again!
Again, it’s really easy to get sleepy on snowy days, and also on rainy days... and also on sunny days...
Thinking about it this way, it seems like I feel sleepy every day, either from physical fatigue or simply wanting to sleep.
"Actually, besides catching the spiritual rooster, there is another option to become a disciple of that unknown great immortal."
Hei Yang shook his head and shook away his sleepiness: "The Five Elements Sect must be more reliable than the Great Immortal of unknown origin, right?"
"That's not necessarily true. What if you are an expert in the game world?"
Hong Li didn't even bother to open her eyes: "Besides, I said that the Five Elements Sect doesn't have your share, and it doesn't have my share. That's the quota for my cousins."
"That's not necessarily the case."
Hei Yang put his hands on his chin, with a gloomy look on his face: "As long as we get rid of my cousins, Jie Jie Jie, won't the quota for the Five Elements Sect be within reach by then?"
"Good idea."
Hongli's tone was calm: "Go ahead and get rid of them, I support you mentally.
Of course, if the matter comes to light, I will despise you mentally and deeply hate your behavior of taking action against my own race, so I will draw a clear line from now on!"
"?"
A question mark appeared on Heiyang's head: "You have been fooled by all the good people?"
"I think it's pretty good."
Hongli pulled her long hair to her face and covered her eyes to sleep: "Give up. Two giants in language and a dwarf in action can't come up with any solution when they come together."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang wanted to refute, but felt that it made sense: "Tell me, is there such a possibility, for example, that the spiritual chicken suddenly appeared in front of us and ran into your arms?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Hongli sneered and said, "You just sit here and wait. If something like that really happens, I will eat the stove on the spot!"
"Oh oh oh!"
Before Hong Li could finish her words, a rooster crowed suddenly. She shivered in fright, her body lost balance and she was about to fall to the ground: "Hey, hey, don't, don't, uh..."
At the critical moment, Hongli's head was less than one centimeter away from the floor, and she forcibly stopped it.
"Huh, luckily, we are also martial arts practitioners..."
The scenery in front of her was upside down, and Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Why don't you pull me up?"
"Because I want to see if your skirt can defy gravity."
"What's the result?"
"It can't."
"What the hell..."
Hongli sat up suddenly, straightened her skirt, and looked at Hei Yang angrily: "I'll kill you!"
"Ouch, are you blushing?"
"Climbing, this is because of the reflux of blood caused by being inverted, do you understand?"
"Ah, yes, yes."
As soon as Hei Yang stretched out his hand, the rooster that crowed just now flew to the table in front of them: "Look, it scares you. This is my rooster. I thought I lost it, but it turned out that I went out for a walk.
No, no one really thinks that the spiritual chicken will stupidly take the bait, right?
If the spiritual rooster comes, I will put this blanket through my nose on the spot!"
"Cluck!"
"Oh help... Bang! Okay, no need to save my life."
Hei Yang's head fell to the ground, expressionless: "I'm telling you, I feel like I've got a concussion now!"