How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 5: You two are quite ambitious, okay? I’m worried when I look at it, and I have to look at my mom!
Chapter 5: You two are quite ambitious, okay? I’m worried when I look at it, and I have to look at my mom!
"This is..."
Hei Yang rubbed his head and looked at another chicken that suddenly appeared, with a subtle expression on his face: "No, no, no?"
"My feet are strong, my wings carry the wind, my eyes are spiritual, and my blood is boiling..."
The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched: "This seems to be a real spiritual chicken. Heiyang, your rooster is so strong, you hooked up with a rich woman just after going out...
No, this is not a rich woman, this is a fairy fate!"
"Oh oh oh!"
Seeing the rooster following him, the rooster's eyes lit up, it flapped its wings and flew off the table, tilting its head towards the rooster, as if to say: Elbow, come into the house with me!
"Cluck!"
The spiritual rooster flapped its wings two or three times and immediately followed the rooster. After a while, it disappeared on the frozen lake.
"Well, the fairy fate is gone."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "These two are not really hooked up, are they? How can my cock be so good?"
"You don't care about this!"
Under the blanket, Hongli kicked Heiyang's trouser leg: "Hurry up and chase, you just need to beat the mandarin duck...
Uh, I mean, as long as you snatch the spiritual chicken away from the rooster, offer it to the god of the Huang family, and start on the path of cultivation..."
"I think..."
Hei Yang solemnly said: "The person who embarks on the path of cultivation is better than you!"
"Wow, you are still arguing with me about this at this time. It has been almost two chapters!"
Hongli looked like she hated him for not arguing: "The spiritual chicken is right in front of you, you have to stand up, don't be such a waste like me!
Don’t you know that if you don’t take what God gives you, you will suffer the consequences? Such a good opportunity is presented to you, you must learn to cherish it!”
"Ah, I can't see or see. I can't see any spiritual chicken. Hongli, what are you talking about? I can't seem to hear you either.
Oops, it’s so strange. My ears and eyes suddenly stopped working. Could it be because of the cold?”
"Grass (a plant)"
Hong Li rubbed her eyebrows: "I can't help it anymore. My fists are hard and I want to punch you twice."
"Calm down, calm down.
The little chicken is not as good as the lazy dog rescuer in front of me."
Hei Yang curled his lips and brought up the panel in front of him: "At least the knowledge of marksmanship that suddenly appeared in my mind is real, and there is also this first sight gift waiting to be received. These are all visible benefits.
”
"Oh, you fake binder, you are clearly called Salted Fish Rescuer."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, but her attention was successfully diverted by Hei Yang: "Well, is this how you receive the first meeting gift?"
[Receive it successfully and get the gift package (white) with an 80% chance of getting a white item, a 15% chance of getting a gray item, and a 5% chance of getting a green item]
Without any warning, a small box appeared in Hong Li's hand, making the latter curious: "Is this the so-called first meeting gift? After I receive it, can you still receive it there?"
"What do you think?"
Hei Yang spread his hands, and a small box appeared in his arms: "It seems that everyone can receive it once, but I don't know what can be obtained."
"You drive first."
Hongli urged: "Although I don't want to admit it, you have always seemed to have better luck since you were a child."
"One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true!"
Hei Yang liked hearing this and opened the gift bag casually.
[Congratulations on getting the skill book: Fengqinqiaohu (green)]
Skill: Wind Tight Pulling and Whisping
Quality: Green
Effect: Consumes 50% of one's physical strength, instantly breaks away from the battle, and disappears from the enemy's sight. At the same time, one's own speed increases three times, lasting 10 seconds. It is ineffective for monks above the foundation building stage (excluding the foundation building stage). Introduction: The idea is tough, withdraw!
"Hey, this move is awesome!"
Hei Yang took a sip of hot milk and decisively chose to study. Almost at the same time, a reminder flashed in front of Hong Li's eyes.
[Your contractor has learned the skill: Feng Jie Hu (green), you have learned this skill]
"Ah, can the tricks from the gift pack be synchronized?"
Hongli quietly pulled the blanket towards her twice more, and when she looked at her first meeting gift, she looked forward to it: "A gift package that each of us can receive once, plus sharing...this is
Use one reward as four!"
"That's true."
Hei Yang nodded and pointed to the first meeting ceremony in Hong Li's arms: "Is it your turn?"
"Oh, change your destiny against the will of heaven, right now!"
A strange light appeared in the eyes of the dead fish. Hong Li rubbed her hands and suddenly opened the gift box: "Show up, the elixir of immortality!"
"Wow, golden trash!"
Hei Yang held his voice and played the voice beside him.
[Congratulations on getting the item: the powerful Mongolian sweat medicine (white)]
Item: Very powerful sweat medicine
Quality: white
Effect: Colorless and odorless, difficult to identify. When used, put it into wine or food and it will melt in your mouth. It is ineffective for monks above the Qi refining stage.
Introduction: No, no! The fat ones can be sold as yellow beef, but the lean ones can only be sold as buffalo meat!
"I feel like why everything we sell has a gangster vibe."
Hei Yang subconsciously grinded his teeth: "But this Mongolian sweat medicine cannot be used as two prizes as you said. After all, this kind of thing cannot be used for synchronization."
"What do you mean?"
Hongli couldn't help but complain: "Why can you prescribe a green skill that is effective for the bosses in the foundation-building stage, but I can only prescribe a white sweat potion that is useful for the Qi-refining stage?"
"Don't get cheap and sell yourself off."
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "You have used a share of my skills through synchronization, how can I use your sweat medicine?"
"How about... I sprinkle some into the hot milk I gave you, and you try it as a seasoning?"
Hongli was eager to try: "Let's see how it works?"
"Climb!"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "You Hongli, I regard you as my brother, but you drugged me, right?"
"Then tell me, what's wrong with this thing!"
Hongli sighed: "You know, I don't have any enemies to deal with, and even if I deal with enemies, it's very difficult to successfully administer the medicine, right?
To put it bluntly, it seems to be colorless, odorless and very powerful, but the conditions for use are too harsh and must be swallowed... It feels like there is no room for manipulation."
"Well...it's not so absolute."
"Elaborate."
Hei Yang shook his head: "Think about it, if you drugged your cousin who got a place in the Five Elements Sect, wouldn't our chance of successfully killing him greatly increase?"
"Stop, stop, stop, why did you come back to the topic of killing your cousin?"
A row of question marks appeared on Hong Li's head: "I feel that you are a bit dangerous. In the future, you may become a demon in your cultivation. I might as well just file a lawsuit and lock you up. It can also be regarded as eliminating harm for the people."
"Okay, okay."
Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "Then I will be in prison, and I will definitely not be able to practice. You will have to shoulder the great responsibility."
I even thought about the title of the book, Black Sun.
"After five hundred years of hanging up in prison, I finally became an immortal"
"About my cellmate getting stronger every moment"
"I'm not interested in cultivation, but the realm is to rise"
"Is this okay?"
Hong Li's eyes widened: "A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, right?"
"Whatever."
"..."
"..."
Again, two lazy dogs get together and try to come up with something useful, but it’s just a daydream.
As soon as it gets dark, the blanket is pulled, and everyone goes back to their homes to find their mothers.
"I am fortunate to gain it, but my life is to lose it."
On the way home, Hei Yang comforted himself: "I've finally looked away. Even if a lazy dog cheats, he's still a lazy dog. Asking me to work hard to cultivate is more uncomfortable than killing me."
Hei Yang opened the door: "Just die. A lazy person like me is destined to be unable to practice Taoism. Otherwise, wouldn't I be very sorry for the King Juan who worked so hard?"
Hei Yang turned around and closed the door: "Recognize the reality, abandon the fantasy, I'll just do it... Damn it!"
"Cang!"
Hei Yang only felt a killing intent coming from behind him. He subconsciously tilted his neck, then turned his head stiffly, looking at the kitchen knife embedded in the door. His whole body suddenly became energetic - the kitchen knife was only less than 10 feet away from his neck.
A distance of three centimeters.
And the spiritual chicken, who had met once before, stepped on the kitchen knife with a look of horror on his face, just a little bit away from ending his chicken life.
"Hahahaha, God bless my son!"
Qing Yiyi's eyes flashed red, staring at Lingji like a wolf and a tiger: "Lingji, Lingji, you actually delivered it to your door yourself. In this case, I will say thank you to you on behalf of my son Xiaoyang.
Got it!
When my son becomes an immortal and becomes an ancestor, I will give you a memorial tablet at home to thank you for your heroic sacrifice today!"
"Cluck!"
The spiritual rooster screamed in horror, "What's going on?" The handsome rooster said that he wanted to take it back to meet its parents, and then live a life together without shame or impatience.
But there seems to be something wrong with this parent!