How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 398: Everyone is a wise man while watching. When things really happen, there is no time to think too much.
Chapter 398: Everyone is a wise man while watching. When things really happen, there is no time to think too much.
"It's so quiet, where are the people?"
Hongli looked around curiously and couldn't help but complain: "There is no one in this huge sect!
Even if there is no one in the sect, there is not even a gatekeeper.
Someone came here and stole their front door, and no one probably noticed."
"I guess it's just you, sneaking into Yaowang Sect and stealing the door."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hongli and hummed: "If it were me, I would have stolen the steps too."
"I guess you're the only one who compares yourself to me on this kind of thing."
Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, while Xing Yun explained with a smile: "After all, the formation has a self-alert function.
If you just rely on your naked eyes to see and stand guard, you may be paralyzed by a false sense of security."
"Oh ho, I said so."
Hei Yang suddenly realized: "I felt like I was being peeked at just now. There were several layers of formations, right?"
"Hahaha, are you surprised?"
Xingyun said with a smile: "When I first came here some time ago, I felt it vaguely, but when I was told, I was shocked!"
"It really shocked me."
Hongli nodded, took back the demonic figure that came back from a certain direction in the distance, and breathed a sigh of relief: "If you didn't tell me that we were friendly forces, you would have almost killed me by mistake."
Xingyun: "???"
"It's broken, what should I do if I accidentally killed him?"
Hei Yang frowned and thought: "Why don't we just let the demon shadow control the other party to rebel, then the other party will not be able to explain it even if it is justified..."
Xingyun: "???"
"Hey, hey, what, what!"
Xingyun was a little panicked.
"Tsk, tsk, Xiaoyun, please ignore him."
Hong Li glared at Hei Yang and said speechlessly: "This thief is as brave as me and is younger than you. If he really wants to do something wrong, he will be more panicked than you."
"Ah this..."
Xingyun frowned, suddenly realizing that if she continued to stay with Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang, her already slow brain might be completely useless.
After all, Sister Hongli is already very scary, and then add Brother Heiyang...
Suddenly, the image of Xiao Huo, who was able to survive in this environment for a long time and was able to handle it with ease, continued to grow in Xing Yun's heart.
"Well, Sister Hongli..."
Xingyun decided to take over the topic and make things simpler.
She pointed in a certain direction and said: "Over there, there is a small bamboo forest over there. Senior Yao is resting in a small room in the bamboo forest.
There are sound insulation formations, formations to isolate high-frequency energy fluctuations, and air purification formations..."
"There are always people who use the name of the formation to cheat."
Hei Yang muttered in a low voice: "Whenever I make a random formation, and then directly set it to automatically take care of Hei Yang's red glass formation and so on."
"It is forbidden to randomly change the world view from the settings."
The red glass reveals its dead fish eyes and looks towards the black sun.
"It is also forbidden to make up settings based on the world view."
"Hey, you are also a profiteer, okay?"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand to rub Hong Li's head.
"What's the benefit of reporting me?"
"Ah, Hei Yang is shameless. He takes action when he can't talk. Poor Hong Li is played with by applause, ah ah..."
Hong Li was held captive by Hei Yang for five minutes before being dragged away by Xing Yun to escape.
The few of them wandered leisurely through Yaowang Zongli, but found that no one came out to pay attention to them after walking for a long time, just like they were visiting a public park somewhere.
However, there are always exceptions to everything, although the disciples of Yaowang Sect don't care much about who comes into the sect.
But a certain former head of the Five Elements Sect was more concerned about every move in the sect than the disciples of the Yaowang Sect.
Hei Yang Hongli had already seen it with the magic shadow. That guy Yinzi Sheng was standing in the Yaowang Sect's formation guard room, watching every move of the Yaowang Sect with his eyes wide open.
Not long after Heiyang Hongli and several other "high-energy creatures" arrived, Silver Saint appeared in front of them.
"Let me tell you, you can say hello in advance next time you come..."
Yin Zi Sheng looked at Hei Yang Hongli with a helpless expression, breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Form Sense suddenly informed me that several cultivators above the Nascent Soul stage had entered the Yaowang Sect, which almost scared me to death." p>
"Oh, when you were the sect leader, you didn't care about the Five Elements Sect as much as you do about the Yaowang Sect now."
Hong Lirui, the current leader of the Five Elements Sect, commented on Yinzi Shengdao: "I understand. I will send a message to tell Elder Huole that Elder Yinzisheng has married into the Yaowang Sect.
Elder Huo Le, please stop thinking that the senior brother can come back. The senior brother has been captured by a beautiful woman."
"Ah this..."
Yinzi Sheng covered his face with laughter and cried, and explained: "I can't help it. Who wouldn't be nervous if his wife is pregnant and about to give birth?"
"I'm in a state of panic right now!"
Yinzisheng's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he said solemnly: "Anything that may harm Qingkong needs to be eliminated and destroyed!"
"Hmm, I don't understand."
Xingyun smiled sheepishly.
"After all, I haven't gotten married yet, so this kind of thing is still too far for me."
"Hmm, I can't understand it either."
Hongli spread her hands and hummed: "After all, I don't have a wife, so I will never understand your mood."
"Hmm, I don't understand plus one."
Hei Yang echoed: "After all, my wife is not pregnant, so I can't take in your feelings."
"Quack!"
"You guys..."
Yinzisheng said speechlessly: "Are you here to visit Qingkong, or are you here to cause trouble..."
"Hey..."
………………
Xingyun and Hongli trotted over with fruits in hand to see Yao Qingkong, leaving Heiyang Yinzisheng and even the three of Gaga waiting outside.
Listening to the sounds of surprise and joy coming from the hut, it was obvious that Yao Qingkong was surprised by Hongli's arrival.
And because Yao Qingkong was physically inconvenient, Hong Li was also very good at controlling the situation and not jumping too far. The sound of the three talking and laughing could be heard from the room.
It sounded quite harmonious, and Hei Yang and Yinzi Sheng who were squatting outside breathed a sigh of relief. As long as they didn't fight, it would be fine!
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"How was it?"
Silver Saint looked at Hei Yang, suddenly smiled and asked: "How do you feel now?"
"Well..."
Hei Yang turned his head. He was helping Gaga adjust the posture on his shoulder so that Gaga could lean on his shoulder more comfortably.
Hearing Yin Zisheng suddenly speak at this time, Hei Yang scratched his head in confusion.
"How do you feel? Is there something wrong?"
"Ah, I mean..."
Yinzisheng laughed and said: "How does it feel to be newlywed?
From being single to having a family and a person I love."
"This..."
Hei Yang reacted and smiled: "I must be very happy.
However, I am never alone."
Hei Yang looked up at the sky, smiled slightly and said: "Long before we got married, Xiaoli has been by my side.
Becoming a family does not necessarily require a wedding ceremony, it is just a summary of our past relationships so that our future relationships will be smoother."
"That's it..."
Yinzisheng shook his head and said with a smile: "Unfortunately, Qingkong and I don't have the enviable childhood sweetheart relationship you have. We met by chance.
Before we met, I always felt a little lonely.
I respect and fear Master, and I dare not say nonsense in front of him.
To my junior brothers and sisters, they respect me too much, so I have to show the so-called dignity of a senior brother and be cautious in my words and deeds.
So really speaking, the only thing that made me open up and talk about anything was when I encountered Qing Kong."
"This is true. As a partner, Xiaoli's meaning to me is irreplaceable. It is the ultimate spiritual fit."
Hei Yang said softly: "Of course, without the support of my parents, I might have been defeated by the world before I met Xiaoli."
"Are they blood relatives..."
Yin Zisheng was stunned for a moment, then laughed helplessly and said: "To me, that is already a long-ago word, so long that it seems blurry."
"Sorry..."
"It's okay, we were mostly like this before."
Silver Saint waved his hand and interrupted Hei Yang's apology with a smile.
"In our time, we were not as happy as you are now. At that time, all the major sects in the spiritual world had not yet been fully integrated.
There are even monsters that often appear in our human territory. That was many years ago.
Although there are occasional accidents now, it is much safer than then.
It's not just me, Shui Ran, Huo Le, and Mu Ling. In order to protect the people in our hometown, we all went up to the mountain and practiced with the master.
As a result, I gained the ability and drove away all the monsters. The world was peaceful and my parents could no longer see it.
As for Xiuxiu, Master had never met her parents when he picked her up, so our senior brothers and sisters are very close to Xiuxiu.
At first I thought this little girl was pitiful, but then I gradually fell in love with this lively little sister, haha.
As for Tulou, the guy from Tulou is different from us.
The parents of the boy from Tulou are still there, and the two old people are still in Zongli’s cafeteria, in good health and full of energy.
That boy would go out and dig into the ground every three days, looking for natural materials and earthly treasures to show his filial piety to the two old people and keep them in good health.
I heard that that boy is now close to Junior Sister Muling. Good guy, this boy can directly open a plantation of Tiancai Dibao and produce and sell it himself."
"Ah..."
Yinzi Sheng paused, suddenly reacted, and said sheepishly: "Look at me, I'm talking far away.
I always like to talk to others about the bad things in the past and gossip about my family..."
"It's okay, I just like to listen to my elders telling stories. The elders' stories are all personal experiences and life experiences."
Hei Yang imagined: "When Xiaoli and I get older, we will definitely be like this, and we can talk for a long time...
There is so much to talk about in the life of a teenager, and by then we will really have endless things to talk about every day."
"What you said..."
Yin Zisheng couldn't laugh or cry: "Suddenly I felt that I was very old. In my mind, I was just newly married and just about to become a father."
"Like I always say."
Hei Yang said casually: "There is always a difference between mental age and actual age."
"Yes, after saying so much, I actually just want to say..."
Yin Zi Sheng Yu said earnestly: "Cherish it, cherish every day you spend and everyone around you.
I didn’t quite understand it before, but as I grew older and experienced the heart-wrenching parting with Qingkong, I finally understood this sentence..."
"Fortunately, I have already felt deeply about this sentence."
Scenes from the past appeared in front of Hei Yang's eyes, and he rejoiced again: "Thank you to the world for the opportunity that allows me to meet beauty."
"Well, happiness is hard-won!"
Silver Saint nodded and warned: "You must protect the one you love. Don't imitate me and almost lose her."
"Yes, I will."
Hei Yang nodded, looked around, and saw a bunch of formations in Yaowang Zong that relied on the interaction of the five elements. He couldn't help but smile and joked: "Just like you, it seems that you have protected this place very well now!"
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"That's right!"
Yin Zi Sheng patted his chest and said proudly: "Watch and study carefully. If I activate all these formations, you will definitely be frightened by the strength of my protection of Qingkong!"
"Tsk tsk, that's almost it."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but said: "If you saw how protective I am of Xiaoli, you wouldn't say that.
If you knew how many layers of protection my Xiaoli had, you wouldn’t be able to tell who scared whom!"
"Huh?"
Silver Saint frowned, and the atmosphere in the air suddenly changed.
"Are you serious?"
"Oh, do you still need to be serious about this?"
Hei Yang clicked his tongue and pointed to several places.
"If you don't believe me, look, there, there, and there, there are so many blind spots and you don't even check for them?
Believe it or not, if I bring people to invade, I will destroy this formation in two or three times?"
"Are you sure?"
Yin Zi Sheng narrowed his eyes: "Are you going to fight me in the ring?"
"Oh, you don't believe it, do you?"
Hei Yang pointed at his finger and hummed: "If I were the one to decorate it, there would never be so many gaps. I would have broken it in just two or three blows."
"It's a good thing for young people to have confidence. I also admit that you two are geniuses..."
Yinzi Sheng made a faint voice.
"But it's not good if you are overconfident. I'm afraid you might want to make the same mistake I did..."
"Hey, don't be dissatisfied. There is a way to learn the truth, and only those who master it can be teachers. It's pointless for you to use your age to pressure me."
Hei Yang paused and said with some dissatisfaction: "Otherwise, you and I will mark an open space next to the Yaowang Sect and show off the formations?"
"Oh ho?"
Silver Saint raised his eyebrows and said: "It's a bit interesting..."
"Quack!"
"Don't worry, Gaga, it will be solved soon and it won't waste too much time!"
"Indeed, half a minute is more than enough to break the opponent's formation!"
"Humph!"*2
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The girls in the house were unaware of the childish competition between the two men outside the house.
"Well..."
While peeling the orange, Hong Li frowned and said, "Did you hear anything going on outside?"
"I guess it's Zisheng who has nothing to do, so he should make trouble with Xiaoyang."
Yao Qingkong was lying on the bed, talking and laughing.
"He is like this, at such an old age, he still has the heart of a child.
I am about to become a father, and I don’t know how to teach my children by example."
"This is nothing."
Hongli waved her hand and comforted: "Hei Yang and I are so sloppy, haven't we become parents?
Look now, isn't Xiao Huo living a happy life?"
"Hey, human cubs are still more fragile..."
Yao Qingkong said helplessly: "Besides, you have elders at home to help you, so the two of us are just crossing the river by feeling the stones."
"That's true..."
Hongli paused, thought for a while and didn't say anything. She just handed over half of the orange phone.
"Here, how do you like the oranges we bought for you?"
"Thank you, but I'll do it myself."
Yao Qingkong wanted to take it subconsciously, but suddenly he saw a malicious smile flashing in Hong Li's eyes. He was slightly wary, raised his head and picked up a new orange.
"I haven't lost the ability to take care of myself. I'm still in the Nascent Soul stage, right?"
"Tsk, forget it if you don't want to eat."
Hong Li curled her lips, feeling secretly regretful. She quickly adjusted her mood and led the topic to the other end.
"How are you feeling now?"
Hongli looked at Yao Qingkong.
The latter smiled and touched his belly, with a bit of kindness on his face, and said cheerfully: "I feel like I'm getting closer, I'll see this little guy soon."
"That's good."
Hongli nodded while eating an orange, and said casually: "If you were born as a child, this child would have the same birthday as the great Hongli.
In this case, the child may be as lively and cute as me when he grows up."
"The day after tomorrow..."
Yao Qingkong nodded thoughtfully.
"I understand. I must hold on that day and prevent my child from coming out on that day. Otherwise, the rest of my life will be ruined and my child will lose directly at the starting line."
Hong Li: "???"
"Hey hey hey, what do you mean?"
Hongli's expression froze and she said angrily: "Isn't it scary to have the same birthday as me? Shooting map cannons randomly, right?
Just wait, I will gather my friends who were born on August 2nd and come together to condemn you!"
"Ah this..."
Yao Qingkong showed his half-moon eyes and cleared his throat.
"Ahem, sorry, I'm just targeting you, I'm not allowed to kidnap people."
"Hey..."
Hong Li chuckled, her eyes glowing red, and she looked at Yao Qingkong.
"Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? If you want to know, I can tell you."
"No need to worry."
Yao Qingkang glanced at Hongli and hummed: "I like boys and girls equally, they are all my children."
"That's right."
Hongli nodded, stretched out her finger and said, "But if I knew, I couldn't prepare clothes and toys in advance..."