How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 399: Go in the direction you want to go and fulfill your dreams, no matter how big or small...
Chapter 399: Go in the direction you want to go and fulfill your dreams, no matter how big or small...
"Oh, that's it?"
Hei Yang wiped the dust from his face and looked at Yinzi Sheng and the collapsed magic circle that exploded into a big hole next to him with disdain.
"Look, I'll just say it."
Hei Yang pointed to the side of Yinzi Sheng and hummed: "I told you that your magic circle is vulnerable and broke after just two touches. You still don't believe it. What's the result?"
"Hey, hey, how proud are you!"
Yin Zisheng couldn't help but pointed at the same ruins beside Hei Yang and complained: "I blew up yours anyway! What's so crazy about it!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Boom!"
Hei Yang turned his head away and beeped in a low voice: "This doesn't count for me. I was just messing around. It doesn't matter if you destroy it, so I am still the best."
Silver Saint: "???"
"No, what kind of logic is this!"
Yinzisheng couldn't help but said: "It's okay even if you admit it's a tie, what does a direct spiritual victory mean?"
"Whose spirit has won? Just tell the truth!"
Hei Yang said fiercely: "Is it difficult to admit that others are great?"
Silver Saint: "..."
"Come again?"
"Are you afraid?"
[Hongli: Hey, Hey Yang, what kind of noise are you making outside?]
[Heiyang: It’s okay Xiaoli, it’s just a battle of dignity between men!]
[Hongli: Uh...who can pee farther?]
[Heiyang: Bah, bah, bah, vulgar words are unacceptable!]
[Hongli:...]
[Hei Yang: Anyway, it’s okay, don’t worry, you can continue to play with you, just let me know when you want to leave.]
[Hongli: Uh, okay, then you have fun.]
[Hongli: Ah, by the way, be quiet. We are at someone else’s house. Don’t make too much noise, otherwise it will look like our family has no quality.]
[Heiyang: Uh...]
[Hongli: I know what you want to say, shut up!]
[Hongli: Even if you really have no quality, you can only show it in our house. Do you know how much you will dress up after you come out!]
【Heiyang:彳亍口八.】
[Hongli: Speak well.]
[Heiyang: I understand, I understand, I understand Xiaoli, don’t worry!]
[Hongli: This is right, be good, mua, smile!]
[Heiyang: Jie Jie Jie...]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Okay, you better crawl.]
【Heiyang:Ouch.】
[Hei Yang: Wuwuwu, just crawl, I crawl, I’m the best at crawling!]
[Hongli:...]
"Okay, okay, it's okay. I warned him."
Hongli pushed the door open and entered the house, waving her hand: "You can feel at ease."
"So fast?"
Yao Qingkong and Xingyun were surprised.
"Of course, after all, Hei Yang and I are heart to heart."
Hongli spread her hands and said proudly: "There is no way, it's just so loving."
Xingyun: "..."
Yao Qingkong: "..."
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about that."
Hongli waved her hand, approached Yao Qingkong, and said expectantly: "Well, after your child is born, can you lend it to me for a few days to play with?"
"???"
A question mark pops up over Yao Qing's head.
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh, please!"
Hongli said with a sincere face: "I will take good care of it and I will make sure you return whatever you borrowed and it will not be damaged!"
"..."
Yao Qingkong took a long breath and said angrily: "If you don't want to borrow it, crawl!"
"!!!"
Hongli's pupils trembled, with an unacceptable look on her face. She squatted in the corner and drew circles.
"Hey, if you don't want to borrow it, you won't borrow it. Why are you so cruel?
Damn it, it turns out that this is the only level of friendship between us.
Because a person whom I have only known for ten months and have never met in person treats me like this.
I was so angry that I was shaking all over and tears couldn’t stop flowing..."
"We've only known God for ten months, and we haven't even met him in person..."
Yao Qingkong was speechless and said: "No matter how you think about it, it's impossible for anyone to lend their child out!"
"Who said that?"
Hong Li turned her head and gave an example with a look of resentment: "I remember when I was eight years old, my mother asked my mother-in-law to lend Black Sun to our house for me to play with for a week!"
Yao Qingkong: "???"
"Okay, okay, the truth is I'm sick and I don't have the energy to play with him."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes: "Then my mother-in-law asked him to come to my house and stay with me for a week, hehe."
"Wow."
Xingyun's eyes lit up and she said, "That's great. I didn't have such a good friend to play with when I was a kid!"
"Uh..."
The corner of Yao Qingkong's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but said: "Why do I feel that the relationship between you two has been a bit too close since childhood?"
"Nonsense."
Hongli snorted lightly and scolded: "It was really just pure friendship at that time.
What do children know? They are all dirty adults who look at things with dirty eyes and yell at the smallest things.
Hum, it has brought extremely bad influence to children and young people!"
"Look at Xiaoyun."
Hongli pointed at Xingyun, then looked at Yao Qingkong, and hummed: "Why is Xiaoyun's reaction different from yours?
Because your mind is not as clean as others, that’s why you think like that!”
"That's it, you have to teach your children in the future!"
Hongli continued to output, snorting coldly: "When the time comes, whatever the child does, you will follow the instructions and scare the child.
Don’t dare to do this or that, it will definitely have a very negative impact on the child’s mental health!
It is because of adults like you that the pure and flawless eyes of today's children become cloudy faster and faster!"
"Ah this..."
Yao Qingkong was speechless and lowered his head in shame.
"I'm sorry. You're right. My kind of thinking cannot teach children well and can only bring negative effects..."
"Yes, yes, it's good to know."
Hongli snorted, raised her head, and stretched out her hand.
"So remember to lend me your child and I will help you raise it for a few days!"
Yao Qingkong: "No."
Hong Li: "!!!"
"I'm shaking with cold, I'm shaking with cold..."
Hongli squatted back in the small corner.
"Hey, hey, why are you staring at other people's children all the time? Are you Huo Le?"
Yao Qingkong couldn't help complaining: "If you want to have children by yourself, it's not like you don't have a man."
"Well, it turns out that Elder Huole has become an adjective..." Xingyun said thoughtfully.
"Huh? There's already a small fire in my house, okay."
Hong Li teleported back to the small bench beside the bed, held her chin with one hand, and said with dead fish eyes: "What else is there to do? Not all children are as cute and obedient as Xiao Huo.
It would be bad if a monster were born that inherited the personalities of me and Heiyang..."
When Hong Li said this, she couldn't help but shudder, imagining that her own shortcomings and Hei Yang's shortcomings would be added up and finally merge...
Hey, if she joins forces with Hei Yang, she’ll be scared herself!
"You also know..."
Yao Qingkong rolled his eyes and couldn't help but be amused when he saw Hongli's scared look.
"But then again..."
Yao Qingkong moved her body, got closer to Hongli, and said jokingly: "Are you afraid of your own children, or are you afraid of giving birth to children?"
"Uh..."
Hong Li's eyes narrowed and she whispered, "What do you mean..."
"Oh ho?"
Yao Qingkong raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his mouth, showing an expression that made Li furious.
"Then I understand, hehehe..."
"No, what do you understand? You understand!"
Hongli subconsciously turned her head and glanced at Xingyun, and found that the other party had no reaction. She breathed a sigh of relief, lowered her voice and said fiercely: "I'm warning you not to talk nonsense!"
If someone hears it and damages my reputation or something, I will do it directly..."
"Just what?"
Yao Qingkong looked confident and said with a smile: "Huh? What do you want to do directly? Do you want to bully us orphans and widowed mothers?"
Hong Li: "???"
"Hey, hey, don't think that I don't dare to touch you because you can't move easily now!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said: "If you make me angry, I will, I will just take away the fruit you gave me, hum!!!"
"Pfft hahaha..."
Yao Qingkong couldn't help but cover her stomach, waved her hands and begged for mercy: "Okay, okay, Xiaoli, please don't make me laugh, or I will make my stomach hurt from laughing, haha!"
Hongli: "..."
"Ahem, okay, okay, let's not talk about that, let's talk about something else..."
Yao Qingkong waved her hands and said with a smile: "Let's talk about other head offices!"
"Hmm?"
Hong Lixian asked Yao Qingkong, "What else did you say?"
"Well..."
Yao Qingkong thought for a while, then gently moved Hongli's head over and whispered: "You are already married, right?"
"Bullshit."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and couldn't help but said: "It was quite a scene on our wedding day, and it's not like you didn't come."
"Hey, didn't we leave early?"
Yao Qingkong smiled and said: "After you toasted and drank together, they started to serve the food. We divided the food at the same table and took it away."
"Hey!"
Hong Li said with a look of disdain: "You are really good at time management, you don't even want to stay a little longer, right?"
"Ahem, this is all Zisheng's fault, it was his idea..."
Yao Qingkong laughed and said: "Isn't he afraid that I will encounter an accident? After all, I am pregnant and he is quite nervous."
"Hey, hey, our home is not safer than your poor place?"
Hongli snorted lightly, just telling the truth.
Even Grandma Meng, surnamed Liu, was on the field at that time. If she died, she could be saved.
"Oh my, my, haven't we been there before?"
Yao Qingkong said with an embarrassed look on his face: "And he even responded with the courtesy. I got it right."
"Well, when it comes to gifts and things like that, I just remembered.
I remember we didn’t design this link at the beginning.
I don’t know why, but everyone brought a bunch of gifts..."
Hongli said quietly: "I was afraid of delaying people's meal, so I had to accept it first, and then returned it all to others...
You left early and couldn't find anyone when you left, so you had no choice but to throw it away in our warehouse."
"Ah, is there still such a thing..."
Yao Qingkong showed his half-moon eyes and whispered: "Can't you give us free shipping?"
"What good things are you thinking about?"
Hong Lixun glanced at Yao Qingkong and hummed: "We don't care about the gift or anything like that.
After all, we have obtained the meat of Nascent Soul stage monster beasts, do you think we will care about that..."
"That's right..."
Yao Qingkong is thoughtful.
"If you think about it this way, then your criterion for judging sincerity is who stays with you longer?"
"That's not true. Some people are far away from home, or if something happens, they will already give you a lot of face when they come. It doesn't matter if they leave."
Hongli spread her hands, showing a funny expression, and said: "I just want to condemn you, I don't bother to condemn others!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
"Huh, that's right..."
Yao Qingkong sighed, approached Hongli again, and whispered: "That, that, I just want to ask, have you done that?"
"Huh?"
Hongli's face turned slightly red and she whispered: "Why do you ask this?"
"Oh, I'm just curious."
Yao Qingkong's face showed some excitement and said: "Speak quickly, speak quickly, and tell the truth!"
"Uh-huh, do you even need to ask this..."
Hongli curled her lips and her voice was like a gnat.
"We are all married, and we have been married for such a long time. Of course, we are not stones..."
"Oh ho ho ho!"
Yao Qingkong couldn't help but asked excitedly.
"Which step, which step, to what extent!"
"To what extent..."
Hongli shrank her neck and muttered: "Of course, to the maximum extent, without reservation."
"Oh ho ho ho ho!"
Yao Qingkong's eyes turned funny.
"No reservations, where can I have no reservations?"
"What, what where..."
Hongli put her hands on her legs, lowered her head, and her eyes rolled around.
"Ken, it must be, all..."
"Ah?"
Yao Qingkong raised his voice slightly.
"All what?"
"All without reservation, eh..."
Hong Li jumped up, stood up and took a few steps back, with a look of embarrassment and anger on her face.
"No, why should I answer these stupid questions of yours? Damn it!"
"Hey, didn't you ask me before you got married?"
Yao Qingkong rolled his eyes and hummed: "Can't you just ask me now?
When you ask me for advice, be nice to me. No need, just turn your back and deny the person, right?"
"Bah, bah, bah, we don't know what you are talking about!"
Hongli snorted and paused.
"Besides, Xiaoyun is still here, so you just talk nonsense, right Xiaoyun..."
"Ah?"
While Xingyun was carefully peeling the apple, she turned to look at Hongli with a confused look on her face.
She shook the apple in her hand and asked curiously: "Sister Hongli, what did you say? Do you want to eat the apple?"
"Uh..."
Hongli blinked and turned her head away expressionlessly.
"I won't eat it, thank you. I usually wash the apples and don't know how to peel them. They have no essence anymore, so I won't eat them!"
"Ah this..."
Xingyun tilted her head, not understanding.
"Forget it, if Sister Hongli doesn't eat, I will."
Xingyun turned her head and threw her doubtful thoughts away, picked up the apple, and smiled.
"Ah, um, um, good time..."
"Until now I can't believe that she is actually older than me..."
Hongli looked at Xingyun and couldn't help but complain.
How should I put it, if Hongli is allowed to do it.
Real age: Xingyun＞Hongli＞Xiaohuo.
Mental age: Xiaohuo＞Hongli＞Xingyun.
In terms of mental age, Hongli thinks she should be the oldest.
But what did Hei Yang say to her all day long? It seems that Xiao Huo is much more sensible than you.
Although Hong Li doesn't quite agree with it, she just gives Hei Yang some face and makes her look younger, right? Hehe...
