How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 400: The reason why I think growing up is a bad thing is because I haven’t become what I like.
Chapter 400: The reason why I think growing up is a bad thing is because I haven’t become what I like.
"Oh, you've seen it too, Xiaoyun is fine."
Yao Qingkong smiled and pulled the reluctant Hongli over, asked her to sit next to him and said: "I have been married for so many years, and it is not easy to have a married best friend. Don't be so repulsive."
"Well, when did I become your best friend?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows and couldn't help but said: "Sister, you are older than my grandma..."
"Don't mention your age, you are so young!"
Yao Qingkong's expression stiffened, and he said with an unhappy look: "It's not your first day in the spiritual practice world. If you are still struggling with issues like age, you can't get over it!"
"Hey, the total time I spent in the spiritual world is less than a year."
Hongli said with a speechless face: "I went to the Five Elements Sect last year after the New Year, and then I came back with Hei Yang before the New Year. I am not a serious person who joins your practice circle at all!"
"It's useless for you to say that. You are in the Nascent Soul stage, so you say you don't want to be part of the practice circle, right?"
Yao Qingkong couldn't help complaining: "If you don't join the practice circle, where would you go? Tell me? How could you reach such a high level of cultivation at such a young age?"
"Huh? If you have high cultivation level, you should join the cultivation circle?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows and retorted: "Then why don't you join the elderly circle because you are so old?"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
"Ha!"
Hong Li turned to face the camera and made a scissor hand gesture, cheering: "Kill hard!"
"I'll kill you!"
Yao Qingkong couldn't help but gritted his teeth and said: "Don't tell me what you have or don't have. Anyway, I declare that you are now my only married best friend!"
"Hey, what a unilateral announcement."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes: "Are you a child? You are so childish..."
"Doesn't this make me look younger?"
Yao Qingkong chuckled, held Hongli's hand, and said seriously: "It's decided, you will be the second member of the wife circle. I will appoint you as the deputy leader, and you will fight with me..."
"Bah, bah, bah, God is in a wife circle..."
Hongli retracted her hand and said with a look of disgust: "My Heiyang won't let me join these messy circles. We are not from the same group."
"Huh?"
Yao Qingkong raised his eyebrows and said with an unhappy look on his face: "Why is the circle I created so messy?"
"No matter what, I just need to be in the biosphere anyway."
Hongli paused, held her hands, smiled, her eyes shone slightly, and her expression was longing.
"Other than that, it's enough that I have to stay with Hei Yang the rest of the time, Hei Yang, hey hey, hey hey..."
Yao Qingkong: "..."
"Although I can understand the idea of becoming more clingy to men after getting married..."
Yao Qingkong sighed speechlessly: "But you seem to be a little too clingy, right?"
"Hey, there's nothing we can do."
Hongli said happily: "I just want to be with him, always together, no matter what time!"
"No, I can't bear it anymore!"
Hongli stood up and turned around to walk out of the house.
"Farewell, I'll go find my gangster..."
"Hey, wait, wait, come back first!"
Yao Qingkong grabbed Hongli, pulled her back, and said helplessly: "Aren't you here to visit me? Why don't you just turn around and leave suddenly!"
"I said, you are so clingy to others..."
Yao Qingkong looked at Hongli with a serious look on his face and asked curiously: "What do you usually do together?"
"Wow, that's a lot you can do!"
Hong Li seemed to turn on a switch. When she mentioned this, she became excited. She stretched out her fingers one by one and listed them one by one.
"We are together, reading, chatting, eating, listening to music...
There were also sitting side by side, basking in the sun, and taking a nap against him...
Even if you quarrel, chase, or do anything else with him, you will feel very happy!"
"Well, that's it..."
Yao Qingkong nodded thoughtfully.
"Huh?"
Hongli was stunned for a moment.
"What do you mean, that's it..."
"What do you think?"
Yao Qingkong raised his eyebrows and hummed.
"Is there anything else important that you haven't said yet?"
"What..."
Hong Li's tone was stagnant. She looked at Yao Qingkong's expression and finally reacted. The next moment she said angrily: "No, why do I feel that your painting style is suddenly so weirder than before when I chat with you this time?
!Your image collapsed in my heart, okay?"
"That kind of thing..."
Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Who would talk about it all day long, or even say it directly? It must be hidden in the ellipses!"
"Has my style of painting become weird?"
Yao Qingkong frowned slightly, but soon felt relieved, and explained with a chuckle: "Because before, you were still a kid who pretended to be powerful but had no actual experience!"
"Ah this..."
"Understand, now that you are married, things will definitely be different."
Yao Qingkong said, looking at Hong Li's cute and rosy face, and praised: "If you couldn't speak, just looking at this little face, you would be really cute!
When I look at you now, I’m just imagining what kind of cute expression that cute face will show at that time, hehe..."
"?!!"
Hong Li raised her arm and moved her body, covering half of her face with her sleeves. She looked at Yao Qingkong with a panicked look on her face and said warily: "You are so brave and cunning, you actually covet my beauty. What crime should you deserve!"
"Eh?"
Xingyun turned around and looked over, confused: "What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened?"
"Pfft, hahaha..."
Yao Qingkong was amused by Hong Li and waved his hand to signal Xing Yun not to worry. Then he moved closer to Hong Li and asked directly: "Okay, okay, don't be shy. I won't explore more, I just want to know what you were doing at that time."
Feelings, huh?"
"Uh, feeling or something..."
The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched slightly, her eyes moved up, and she recalled: "The most memorable times must have been the wedding night..."
"Although I am mentally prepared, I still feel a little panicked when I really realize that something is coming..."
After a pause, Hongli hesitated, stretched out a finger, nodded seriously and said: "Well, I still have a little expectation!"
"Then what?"
Yao Qingkong couldn't wait to ask.
"Uh..."
Hongli's eyes dodge, she raised her head and scratched her cheek, and whispered: "Well, I was very panicked at first. I thought I should just cry and beg for mercy. Everyone should go to bed or something...
As long as I kneel down and beg for mercy, Heiyang will definitely not be willing to bully me.
But then I thought about it, that’s not right, there’s no reason why I won’t eat even if there’s good food, ahem...
I mean, I'm just looking forward to it, that's Black Sun!
Being able to be with the person you love, love, love, and love the most is what many people dream of!
I usually don’t know how much I want to come to this day soon, but in the end, I am really afraid of this day?
Even if Hei Yang can accept it, I can’t accept it either!
The time has come, raise your troops today! If you want to take over the world, do it now!"
"Good! You girl is so ambitious! You will be the most beautiful girl in the world!"
Yao Qingkong couldn't help but cheer, and she quickly asked: "Then, what happened next?
Did your momentum suddenly change, your original cowardice was wiped out, and the other party was stunned, and then you captured him..."
"Ah, hahaha, it's not that exaggerated!"
Hongli's face turned slightly red, and she waved her hands in embarrassment, muttering: "Later on, I still didn't become more powerful, and I was still a coward..."
"?"
Yao Qingkong silently raised a question mark.
"Don't look at me like that!"
Hongli became angry and said: "It's scary to begin with!
Of course, since I have made up my mind, I definitely can’t go back on it, and then I will..."
"Just..."
Yao Qingkong narrowed his eyes, raised the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice: "If it's you, okay..."
"Fuck, don't give me random dubbing!"
Hongli glared at Yao Qingkong, paused, and stammered: "However, although the words are not that, the meaning is that.
If it happens again, I will hug my legs, shrink my head, close my eyes and pretend to be dead..."
"Then?"
Yao Qingkong said anxiously: "Say it quickly!"
"Well, then, then I closed my eyes and didn't dare to face the reality. I thought that I didn't know anything, so I left everything to him for automatic hosting and offline hang-up. My experience will increase by itself..."
Hong Li's voice suddenly sounded sad: "But when he hugged and dragged me from the corner of the bed to the center, and then gently spread the folded me on the bed, he pressed his hands on the side of my head, wow! I directly
I was forced back online!"
"Wonderful! Wonderful!"
If Yao Qingkong hadn't seen that Xingyun was still there, she couldn't help but applaud and cheer.
"Next episode, next episode, next episode!"
"What's the next episode? The next episode!"
Hong Li said in embarrassment: "At that time, my eyes suddenly opened. Looking at the handsome face so close, I almost cried out of fear!
My heart stopped and I was trembling all over. I turned my head away and gritted my teeth to hold back tears. I shamefully begged for mercy again!"
"Then what?"
Yao Qingkong asked curiously: "I can't let you go even if I do this, then I would be too shocked."
"Say, what are you talking about?"
Hongli beeped in a low voice: "Heiyang is very gentle. As soon as he heard me begging for mercy, he immediately stopped and comforted me."
"?"
Yao Qingkong slowly asked a question: "Is this also possible?"
"Hmm."
Hongli suddenly said expressionlessly: "Then he pounced on me when I let my guard down..."
"Pfft hahahaha!"
Yao Qingkong couldn't help laughing.
"That's awesome!"
"Damn it!"
Hongli curled her lips and said resentfully: "What happens next is not up to me. After all, I have been given several opportunities.
Then it’s like, ah, help! Hahaha, it’s no use even if you scream and scream..."
"Ahem, of course..."
Hong Li turned away and muttered: "This was originally part of the original plan, but it just returned to the original route in the end and started progressing according to the established plan..."
"So what I want to know is..."
Yao Qingkong tried not to laugh out loud and asked: "Then what were you doing struggling for so long?"
"Hey, even so, it's not meaningless!"
Hongli couldn't help but quibble: "Just because the struggle failed, you can't say that the struggle is useless, it just hasn't succeeded yet!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Yao Qingkong directly filtered out Hong Li's sophistry from his mind and continued to ask: "What happened next, what happened next, hehe..."
"Aha?"
Hong Li looked shocked and couldn't help but complain: "Didn't you hear it just now? I failed in my fight!
What happened next, I have to say it myself, it’s all a defeat animation!”
"Hey hey hey."
Yao Qingkong showed a funny expression.
"After waiting for so long, don't we just want to hear this piece!"
"???"
Hongli looked at Yao Qingkong in horror.
"There's something wrong with you!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Yao Qingkong smiled and said nothing.
"In short, don't even think about what you want me to tell you in detail!"
Hong Li snorted, hesitated, and then said: "But I can still pick a few words to say..."
"Hurry up! Hurry up!"
Yao Qingkong urged.
"Oh, it's actually nothing..."
Hong Li's eyes were blurred and she said in a vague voice: "That's right, I haven't seen such a black sun before!
Well, how should I put it, although it is not scary, it still makes people scared..."
"Can you listen to what you are saying."
Yao Qingkong looked speechless and said: "You organize your language well!"
"Ah, it would be great if you are willing to tell you. You can also pick and choose!"
Hongli couldn't help but reply: "As someone who has been through this, you should understand more or less!
Although I didn’t explain it clearly, can’t you just understand it? Damn it!”
"Don't, don't, don't..."
Yao Qingkong waved his hand and said quietly: "Can anyone really understand your words?"
"Nonsense, Hei Yang can understand what I want to express no matter what I say or what I say."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, showed off her husband a little, and hummed: "Actually, I'm just nervous. Of course I'm not afraid of Black Sun, but that kind of situation is definitely nervous.
At that time, I remember Heiyang comforting me and encouraging me, woo woo woo, he was so gentle, I cried to death, maybe this is the combination of domineering and graceful!"
"Okay, okay, you can just skip the part of praising your little boyfriend in front of me!"
Yao Qingkong showed his half-moon eyes and joked: "He is domineering and gentle, what about you?"
"Ah, I..."
Hongli's expression froze and she said with a smile: "Well, I don't know where I was at that time..."
"God doesn't know where he is."
Yao Qingkong didn't hold back: "It's just in the clouds, right? What a waste!"
"Woooooooo, stop scolding, stop scolding..."
Hongli smiled and shed tears, and said with a look of despair on her face: "In a month, I only have about a week's worth of memories, wow wow..."
"You, hahahaha!"
Yao Qingkong finally couldn't hold it back.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Smile, laugh at you******!"
Hongli's face turned red, she bared her teeth and claws and said: "Don't laugh, don't laugh!"
"Huh?"
Xingyun poked her head curiously, casting a doubtful look while eating the peach.
"Sister Hongli? Senior Yao?"
"Ahem, it's none of your business, it's none of your business!"
Hongli stretched out her hands with a smile and turned Xingyun's head back.
"If you continue to eat fruit, it will be good for your health!"
"Ouch, I can't do it anymore hahahaha..."
Yao Qingkong covered her stomach: "Oh, Xiaoli, please let me go, hahaha..."
"Okay, okay, almost done."
Hongli sat back next to Yao Qingkong and reminded: "Your baby is still fragile, be careful of the impact of laughter."
"Yes, yes, haha, I understand."
Yao Qingkong wiped away her tears from laughter and put her hand on Hongli's shoulder.
"Actually, let me tell you, what about this matter, hahahaha..."
