Chapter 424: The watch painted on the hand has never moved, but it has taken away the childhood time
How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 424: The watch painted on the hand has not moved, but it has taken away the time of childhood
"Ha, wake up early in the morning, success!"
Under the covers, Hongli sat up in shock as she was dying of illness.
She looked at the gray sky outside the window with a proud expression.
"As expected of Hongli, you can still do it if you want to!"
"Ah um, just wake up when you wake up, why is the dog barking so hard..."
Hei Yang lay on the side, looking at Hong Li speechlessly, yawned, stretched out his hand to grab the quilt and lifted it up, covering his wife's daughter-in-law's exposed large white body, and said:
: "Don't freeze!"
"Huh?"
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, hugged the quilt on her chest, came back to her senses, turned to look at Hei Yang, showed a funny expression, and smiled.
"You're smiling."
Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.
"What's wrong? Our house rules are so strict that we can't even laugh? Hehe."
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with a honeyed smile.
"Oh, you're blushing, please let me know!"
"Come on, why am I blushing?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, waved his hands in displeasure and said, "Really, why are you so sick so early in the morning!"
"Hey, who's sick? I'm fine."
Hong Li said with a smile: "It's a certain person. Isn't he full of pornographic waste now?"
"..."
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and said resentfully: "You know what you're asking, right?"
"Hehe."
Hongli smiled, leaned over slightly, approached Heiyang, blinked her eyes and asked, "Am I good-looking, husband Heiyang?"
"Ah, yes, yes, it looks good, you better watch it."
Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li faintly and said, "Xiao Li, keep dancing. It's so early in the morning, be careful of setting yourself on fire!"
"Hey hey hey."
Hong Li had a shy face and "accidentally" let the quilt slide down a little, exposing her shoulders. She licked her lips gently and smiled shyly at Hei Yang: "Hei Yang, husband~~" p>
"Hiss!"
Hei Yang took a breath of cold air, hugged Hong Li into his arms amidst exclamations, and buried him in the bed for a while.
"Damn girl, I think you have had enough of life!"
"Ah, don't, don't, it's wrong, wrong, ah!"
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"Hoo!"
Hongli got out of the bed with a messy face, looking like she was surviving a disaster.
"Survive to provoke..."
"Haha, if I hadn't agreed to teach Xiaohuo today, I wouldn't have let you go so easily."
Hei Yang also got out of the bed and put his chin on the pillow. He turned to Hong Li and said with a speechless face: "You are the one who jumped up and laughed at me, and you are the one who got scared for a second. It's true that you have a serious illness." p>
"Hey, I just like to tease you like this, why don't you hit me?"
Hong Li snorted softly and said: "As for the instant fainting, just wait, sooner or later, Hong will stand up and sing!
When the time comes, it’s you who shouts, ah, Sister Li, I don’t want it, Sister Li, stop it!”
"Just you."
Hei Yang looked disdainful.
"Thirty years of bed master, thirty years of bed mistress, don't bully young women into poverty!"
Hongli snorted: "It's just Heiyang, but...ah!"
Hongli couldn't help but shiver, looked at Hei Yang with an annoyed look, stretched out her hand and pulled out a big hand from the quilt: "I said it well, what are you doing, Hei Yang?"
Stinky gangster!"
"Hey, I like this, why don't you hit me?"
Hei Yang snorted and looked at Hong Li.
"Don't talk about what you have or don't have. Just move over here and I want to hug you."
"Hey, if you want to hug me, I will hug you?"
Hong Li curled her lips, and while speaking harshly, she moved her body towards Hei Yang, and was pulled into his arms by the other party.
"Are you satisfied?"
Hong Li raised her face, glanced at Hei Yang, and curled her lips in mock disdain.
"Hehe."
With Nephrite in his arms, Hei Yang showed a smile on his face, turned over, and let Hong Li rest on his arm. The two of them looked up at the ceiling in a daze.
"Don't you want to get up..."
Hong Li lay expressionless in Hei Yang's arms.
"Come on, Xiao Huo's breath isn't even at home, it's not like you can't sense it."
Hei Yang complained in a faint voice: "It's said to be early in the morning, but it's actually already eight or nine o'clock.
I guess Xiaohuo ran out for breakfast and hasn’t come back yet.”
"Hey, eight or nine o'clock is not early in the morning? Isn't it early in the morning?"
Hongli retorted unconvinced and said quietly: "But so does that girl Xiaohuo.
There is a small teleportation array at home that is connected to the Five Elements Sect cafeteria, and she still wants to go out to eat."
"Ha, how can the Five Elements Sect's food compare to my mother's cooking?"
Hei Yang snorted and estimated: "She probably ran to her grandma or grandma's house."
"That's right..."
Hong Lidi cooed and was about to continue saying something, when suddenly the communication spirit stone placed beside the bed rang.
"Hmm?"
Hei Yang looked along the voice and raised his eyebrows: "Who is it?"
"Girl."
Hongli answered casually, connected to the communication, and said directly: "Wai? What's wrong, girl?"
"Ah ha, I picked up the call in seconds."
Xiaohuo was sitting on the bed at her grandma's house, her legs dangling leisurely. She looked at her parents in the picture, who were wrapped in quilts with their heads exposed, and said hello with a smile.
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"How long has it been since your parents woke up?"
Xiao Huo asked with concern: "Have you had breakfast?"
"Ah, nothing."
Hongli sighed.
"We don't look like we've eaten."
On the other hand, Hei Yang smiled helplessly and took over the conversation.
"Has Xiaohuo eaten?"
"Hehe, I've already eaten it, don't worry about the small fire."
Xiao Huo looked at his grandma who was reading at the table in the room with a smile. He smiled when he saw the latter's eyes moving over.
“Grandma’s breakfast is sumptuous!”
"Ah this..."
The sound of Hei Yang Hongli sucking saliva came from the screen.
"Do you want to bring Xiaohuo to us?!"
Hei Yang Hongli looked forward to it, imagining the food cooked by her mother in her mind, as if she could already smell the aroma.
"Well..."
Xiao Huo opened his mouth slightly, caught a glimpse of his grandma's gesture, paused, and smiled sheepishly: "Um, I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, Xiao Huo has already eaten all the food. He is very full, and there is not a single bit left.
Come on!"
Hei Yang Hongli: "!
”
"No————"
Hongli let out a mournful cry, showing a look of despair.
"It hurts, it hurts too much."
Hei Yang looked painful and covered his heart.
"What are you calling over there?"
Lan Yuying walked to Xiaohuo, and the voice was transmitted from the communication spirit stone to Heiyang Hongli, and said quietly: "Let me see, who is still hiding in bed at this hour and not getting up? p>
You can’t even afford to sleep until this point. What kind of lazy person still wants to have breakfast?”
"Ah, mom?!
”
Heiyang Hongli was startled when she heard Lan Yuying's voice, just like a mouse hearing a cat's meow.
"What?"
Lan Yuying's voice came from over there, and she snorted: "Didn't you expect that I would catch you two slackers in this way at this time?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang Hongli's expression froze, her two heads exposed, and she sneered without confidence: "That, I really didn't expect..."
"Humph!"
Lan Yuying snorted softly, scaring Hei Yang Hongli so much that she didn't dare to speak.
"I've said it over and over again, but I just don't listen!
Maybe you have some cultivation and don’t care about the impact on your body if you go to bed early and get up early.
But you must know that going to bed early and getting up early not only affects us physically, but also affects our energy and spirit.
A sunny person and a person who is listless all day long will have different temperaments."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang Hongli nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you are right, we feel so embarrassed and really sorry..."
"Haha, you still want to have breakfast like this?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, we two lazy dogs don't deserve breakfast, wuwuwu..."
Heiyang Hongli is pitifully weak and helpless.
"Pfft..."
Looking at the expressions of the two of them, Lan Yuying couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Lan Yuying has been watching these two guys pretending to be pitiful for more than ten years, but she still couldn't help but laugh out loud every time.
Maybe I won’t be able to see enough in more than ten years.
Lan Yuying shook her head helplessly and smiled, leaving the screen. After a while, she came back with a basket and waved her hands: "Okay, okay, stop pretending.
Xiaohuo's portion is finished, but you two are still there. Let Xiaohuo take it back to you later."
"Yeah!"
Heiyang Hongli cheered: "Long live mom! Long live, long live, long live, long live, long live!"
"Okay, okay, you two."
Lan Yuying rolled her eyes and left the screen with a helpless smile.
"Ha, I was calling to see if my parents were awake, and now I've seen them."
Xiaohuo smiled and waved: "Well, parents, let's do this. Xiaohuo will go back in a while. Just wait at home with peace of mind, hehe."
"If you get a daughter like this, what more can your parents ask for?"
Hei Yang Hongli looked touched.
"Ah, I heard that you are going to teach Xiao Huo what magical powers you want to practice today?"
Lan Yuying's voice came from outside the screen.
"Then you two must be prepared in advance to teach me carefully. Don't rush around and cause trouble. Otherwise, if I find out, huh!"
"Ah this."
Hei Yang Hongli quickly assured: "Don't worry, Mom!
How could we teach Xiaohuo not to be careful?
We will definitely ensure the quality of teaching, no problem at all!"
"In fact, we have taught Xiao Huo several magical powers long before this."
Hong Li added: "Xiao Huo learned very well and used it very skillfully, which shows that our teaching ability is still great!"
"Indeed!"
Hei Yang echoed: "We are veteran teachers with rich teaching experience, and this teaching will definitely be smoother than before."
"That's right!"
Hong Li said confidently: "In order for Xiao Huo to adapt to this dangerous society, these are all necessary!"
"Okay——"
Lan Yuying smiled: "Then it's up to you."
"Guaranteed to complete the command!"
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"Huh."
Hei Yang Hongli hung up the call and continued to lie down lazily.
"Hello."
Hong Li lightly kicked Hei Yang and said faintly: "Xiao Huo will be back soon, get up quickly!"
"Huh? Why can't you afford it?"
Hei Yang asked: "If you don't want to get up, why don't you let me get up first?"
"I have a special way of getting up."
Hong Li snorted softly and said, "You can get up in the blink of an eye. It's quick. You don't need to rush me."
"What a coincidence."
Hei Yang snorted: "I also have special skills.
Just take advantage of the time between when Xiaohuo enters the door and knocks on the door, I can wake up instantly."
"You."
Hong Li showed her dead eyes and said angrily: "Are you arguing with me?"
"Ha, what's going on?"
Hei Yang hummed: "Want to fight?"
"Oh, I'm not stupid, I'm fighting with you here..."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and curled her lips: "It's not impossible to get up. You have to agree to my condition. If you agree, I'll get up."
"Don't ask me to switch with you!"
Hei Yang categorically refused.
Hongli: "..."
"嘁."
Hongli spat with an unhappy look on her face: "Do you know this is my condition?"
"Could it be anything else?"
Hei Yang showed a suspicious and wary expression.
"You won't give me any new work, will you?"
"Hey, you guy, can't you listen to what conditions I have to say first and then consider them? It would be too rude to refuse directly!"
Hong Li said angrily.
"Hmm."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "I'll listen to you."
"Haha, then you must listen carefully to my conditions..."
Hongli paused, then suddenly took out the body swapping device and slapped Hei Yang on the forehead.
"This is my condition, please cooperate with me obediently! Hahaha..."
"Fuck, I knew it! Don't even think about it!"
The Black Yang child shrank violently, and at the critical moment, he moved his body to avoid the fatal attack, and reached out to grab Hongli and snatch the murder weapon away.
However, Hongli was extremely stubborn and was not subdued by Hei Yang. She repeatedly attacked and fought back, and Hei Yang almost let her succeed.
Fortunately, the devil is as tall as the devil and the Tao is as tall as the devil. Hei Yang finally succeeded in subduing Hong Li and temporarily confiscated her making tools.
"Ha, that's it?"
Hei Yang pressed Hong Li's little head and hummed softly: "Is it really yours? You dare to use force with me, right?"
"嘁."
Hong Li turned her head away unhappily. Before she could say anything, she felt her body being slowly lifted up.
"Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?"
Hong Li was startled when Hei Yang's voice came to her ears.
"If you don't want to get up, I'll help you get up. Look, I'll put all the clothes on you, but you still can't get up?"
"Hey, don't be like this, don't be like this..."
Hongli tried to struggle, but failed in the end. She was wrapped tightly and was forced to sit up.
"Well, not bad, not bad. That's great. Since you got up so early, you can teach Xiao Huo today."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li and smiled.
"Well..."
Hong Li paused, her face turned red, and she scolded Hei Yang: "******"
"Hey, what do you mean? It really is."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and replied unhappily: "Now you're good enough to start cursing, right?"
"Ha!"
Hongli's face was expressionless.
"I said, don't you feel that something is wrong?"
"Uh, no, it's pretty good, almost..."
Hei Yang also slowly put on his clothes. Seeing that Hong Li looked the same as usual, a few question marks popped up on his head: "What's wrong?"
"Well, I mean, is there a possibility..."
Hongli tugged on her shirt with a look of embarrassment and said angrily: "You're wearing it backwards, you piece of shit!"
"Ahem, puff..."
Hei Yang came to his senses, but he had to drink no more water, otherwise he would have choked out. He clasped his hands together and apologized with a smile: "My, my, I'll get it back for you..."
"Oh, it's too late, you've already pissed me off."
Hongli snorted softly: "I can't coax you enough."
"Ah, what a good Xiaoli, what a good wife..."
"No..."
Hongli still wanted to continue to be unreasonable, but suddenly there was a voice outside.
"Mom, Dad, get up and eat."
"Ahem, Hei Yang, I forgive you!"
Hong Li finished her clothes at the speed of light and followed Hei Yang to rush out.
"Hey, mom and dad, please slow down, you all have a share, there is no need to fight!"
"Oh, oh, don't worry, it was indeed grandma who did it, can't you see it?"
"Yes, yes, come on, eat quickly. After you finish eating, you will be taught the magical power of Xiao Huo!"
"Don't worry, Xiaohuo won't let your parents down!"