How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 425: The mountains and moon are lonely, but they haven’t seen me. The stars and rivers are dim, but they haven’t seen you.
Chapter 425: The mountains and moon are lonely, but they haven’t seen me. The stars and rivers are dim, but they haven’t seen you.
"Ahem, okay, okay."
Hongli clapped her hands, looked at Xiaohuo and said, "Then let's make it official..."
"Xiao Li."
Hei Yang interrupted Hong Li's speech.
"Ah?"
Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang with a confused look on her face.
"On the mouth."
Hei Yang sighed and reached out to wipe the milk stains from the corner of Hong Li's mouth: "Okay, it's okay."
"Ah this..."
Hongli's little face blushed slightly, she laughed sarcastically, patted Heiyang on the back to praise him, and turned to look at Xiaohuo again.
"Well, okay, let's continue. Where did I just say it?"
"Mom hasn't said anything yet."
Xiaohuo revealed his half-moon eyes and whispered softly.
"Ah this..."
Hongli coughed: "Hahaha, of course I know!
Well, very good, it seems that Xiaohuo is listening carefully and can pass the test of her mother..."
"Excessive indulgence has the following dangers. If you suffer from it, it means you need to exercise restraint."
Hei Yang whispered on the side: "First, memory loss..."
"Climb, crawl, crawl! Hei Yang, can you die?"
Hong Li glared at Hei Yang fiercely, looking angry and angry: "I won't be restrained! I won't be restrained! It doesn't matter, I don't care about the Nascent Soul Stage Overhaul!"
"Second."
Hei Yang stretched out his second finger: "I have a bad temper, I am irritable and get angry easily."
Hongli: "..."
"Heiyang shut up."
"Third..."
"Shut up, you bitch!"
"Easy to appear..."
"Husband, shut up."
"Okay wife."
Hei Yang chuckled, crossed his arms and walked aside, looking at Hong Li with a smile, as if he was asking to start your performance.
"Qi"
Hongli curled her lips and turned to look at Xiaohuo again.
"Well, okay, let's continue, we just talked about...
Hey, where did I just talk about?"
"Puff"
Black Yang failed to hold back.
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However, no matter what, it was impossible for Hongli to admit that her memory had deteriorated because of that kind of thing. She was simply made angry by Hei Yang!
After adjusting her state, Hongli finally started her teaching.
"Well, very good, what I want to teach you today is magical power and demonic mind."
After a pause, Hong Li chuckled and said: "The manifestation of the devil's mind and supernatural powers is most of the time in the form of an unintelligent shadow.
They are loyal, can move freely, and can detect those who are malicious to you for the first time.
So we want to teach you this magical power, just so that you can distinguish the malicious intentions and good intentions of others when you enter society. After all, you know people but not their hearts, so you don’t get deceived."
After a pause, Hong Li revealed her dead fish eyes and looked at Hei Yang with a teasing expression.
"Just like your mother and I, we were naive and ignorant of the dangers of the world, and fell into your father's trap early. As a result, we were deceived by him for the rest of our lives."
"Hehe."
Hei Yang showed a funny face and said with a smile: "I wouldn't worry if Xiaoli was deceived by others, so I had to deceive myself.
Should I say it’s a good thing she didn’t have magical powers at that time?”
"Tsk tsk"
Hongli clicked her tongue, patted Hei Yang's chest, rolled her eyes at him, and cursed with a smile: "He is really a bad guy..."
"Ahem, but Xiaohuo, don't think that all the liars outside are like your dad."
Hongli put on a serious expression again, looked at Xiaohuo, and reminded: "We are a special case."
"Indeed, not everyone can meet Black Sun like your mother."
Hei Yang nodded, reached out and rubbed Hong Li's head, and hummed: "Your mother got a big deal by meeting me, right?"
"Huh?"
Xiao Huo showed curious eyes.
"Is what dad said true?"
Xiaohuo paused and said with a smile: "After all, mom is so beautiful, it's more like dad got a big deal."
"Hey, you girl, you still don't believe what your dad said, do you?"
Hei Yang rubbed the head of Hong Li, who looked unhappy, and hummed: "Yes, your mother is good-looking, but then your father and I are not handsome?
But there are few people like me who can follow her temper, tsk tsk.
So speaking of it, I still think she took advantage of me!"
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo scratched his head: "Is that what happened?"
"Of course, if you don't believe me, ask your mother."
Hei Yang patted Xiaoli's head gently and hummed: "Xiaoli is asking you! Tell yourself, who takes advantage of whom?"
"Ah, ah, yes, yes."
Hong Li curled her lips and rolled her eyes at Hei Yang angrily.
"I took advantage of my husband, okay, are you satisfied?"
"Hmm?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "If you have a bad attitude, try again!"
"Black! Yang!"
Hongli said angrily: "Although you are very good, I always follow your temper and indulge you, okay?"
"Hey, that's true."
Hei Yang smiled and said: "I did take advantage of it!
I am so lucky to have such a lovely and beautiful daughter-in-law who always understands me and accompanies me in my madness and troubles.
Well, we are a family where we each take advantage of both sides!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli's face froze in anger, her face turned red, she coughed twice, turned her head away, and hummed: "This, this is pretty much it.
Well, I am also very happy to meet you.
Well, actually I’m not that happy anymore, I’m just happy!
Well, okay, I am indeed a little more happy than usual, you, me, you..."
"..."
Hongli's little face became redder and redder as she spoke, and finally she couldn't help but burst into laughter. She put her arms around Heiyang, and Xiaoyou complained: "Really, we are already an old married couple, and they still talk about such little love...
It’s so embarrassing to be in front of children..."
"Hey, let's not talk about whether they are an old couple."
Hei Yang smiled and said: "However, every day with you is like a new day!"
"Oops..."
Hongli covered half of her face in embarrassment, but immediately laughed and hugged Hei Yang and said: "Okay, okay, indeed!
The two of us are that golden partner, that heaven and earth were created, that golden man and beautiful woman, that bastard..."
"Xiao Li."
Hei Yang couldn't help but interrupt the other party.
"Ah? Ah!"
Hongli was stunned for a moment, but she quickly came to her senses.
"Oh, yes, it seems that those words at the back are not good words, hehe..."
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"Ahem."
After adjusting her emotional state a little, Hongli continued: "Actually, the magical power of the devil's heart seems to be the one that has made the most contributions to your father and I.
Because of frequent use, our proficiency in this magical power is slightly higher than other magical powers.
So when I teach you, you will definitely become more comfortable and you will be able to learn it quickly, so you don’t have to worry at all.”
"Well, that's it."
Hei Yang nodded, confirming Hong Li's statement, and said quietly: "She even poured a glass of water and wanted her devil heart to bring her a cup...
It is said that he has made great contributions, but in fact he is just letting others act like cows and horses.
It’s a shame that the devil’s heart doesn’t have wisdom. If it had, I would probably have given up on it long ago.”
"Cut, cut, cut."
Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang. Although the other person was telling the truth, it still made her very unhappy.
Taking a deep breath, Hongli kept warning herself in her heart: I am an elder, and the elders must let the little brat Heiyang go.
Yes, Hei Yang is a younger brother, a son, just...
Phew, don’t be angry, don’t argue with the kid, give him some face in front of the kid, hehe.
Under Hei Yang's strange gaze, he watched Hong Li's expression change in various complex ways.
Angry, unhappy, calm, relieved, and finally returned to a smiling face, leaving Hei Yang with a question mark on his face.
Her eldest daughter, what kind of disease is she suffering from again?
After thinking about it, Hei Yang felt that the most reasonable explanation should be that this girl was secretly scolding herself in her heart again, leaving aside her spiritual victory!
Although the demonic hearts of Heiyang Hongli and Hei Yang Hongli are both released, they will not be triggered by each other.
But they have been together for so many years, and they can almost see through each other's thoughts with just one look.
"Ahem, although your dad said a lot of nonsense, there is one thing he said that is quite right."
Hongli paused and whispered: "One very important point is that the demonic shadow produced by the demonic mind's magical power has no intelligence, so there will be no complaints or passive strikes. Remember this little fire.
.
Don’t go wrong in your cultivation. If you become obsessed with cultivation and are so stupid that you don’t know, that will be too troublesome.”
"Do you think other people's children are just like you, so stupid in everything they do?"
Hei Yang would not say anything bad about Hong Li for a while, but he felt unhappy.
Hongli rolled her eyes.
"Please pay attention to Mr. Heiyang, we are teachers now, we are professors, we are educating future generations.
Therefore, no matter whether it is important or not, as long as it is a knowledge point, it should be stated clearly and clearly.
Only in this way can one be considered a qualified teacher.
Otherwise, if you think you know something, your child should know it too, and if you know it, your child should know it too.
Otherwise, if you don’t teach this one or that one, what kind of teacher will you be?”
"Woo woo woo..."
Hei Yang confessed and bowed his head to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, Teacher Hongli, I am too proud and arrogant, and I speak arrogantly. Please don't take it to heart, woo woo woo..."
"Hey, be good."
Hongli raised her hand and rubbed the black sun dog's head with a magnanimous look on her face.
"You are a good boy if you know your mistakes and can correct them! Don't make the same mistake again next time!"
"No."
Hei Yang paused and said quietly: "I made a mistake, I will do it again next time!"
Hongli: "..."
"Ha! Phew!"
The young man saw his mother taking a deep breath, her chest rising and falling, and then her expression gradually became strange, and she turned to look at his father.
"You, what do you want to do!"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li warily.
"Hmph, he's the guy who delays the teaching progress and disrupts the order of the classroom, right?"
Hong Li smiled sinisterly and looked at Hei Yang with evil intentions.
"Ada!"
Hongli kicked Hei Yang in the butt and pushed him to the sofa.
Then she took out a few iron chains under Hei Yang's horrified eyes, tied Hei Yang to the sofa three times, cuffed his hands behind his back, and finally taped his mouth with tape and patted him.
Clap your hands, you're done.
"Hmm, done."
Hongli looked at Hei Yang who was "wooing" and showed a funny face.
"How do you feel? Hei Yang, can you still talk?"
[Hei Yang: What are you, what are you, why do I feel something is wrong, you piece of shit...]
[Heiyang: Hongli, what the hell are you doing!
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[Hongli: Hehe, you’ve come to your senses!
How about it, this is what I saw in your ten T’s.]
[Hei Yang: Wow, you are secretly looking at those things again.]
[Hongli: Ha, why don’t you let me go?]
[Hongli: As I said, I should be eligible to watch it after getting married, right?]
[Hei Yang: No, I mean, when will you take a peek? Why don't you take me with you!]
[Hongli: Well, hehehe, usually in the morning when you are not awake, or when I wake up secretly in the middle of the night.]
[Hongli: Hey, you are not wary of me anyway. As long as I don’t leave your arms in the middle of the night, you won’t be able to wake up.]
[Hongli: So I usually hold you and watch secretly, hehe.
Wow, I’m in your arms while secretly watching, can you imagine that feeling?]
[Heiyang: Very exciting?]
[Hongli: Haha, that’s not just exciting, that’s downright exciting!]
[Hongli: My face is red, my heart is beating fast, thinking that if I am discovered by you, I will be severely punished, sigh, cough!]
[Heiyang:...]
[Hei Yang: You are now the king of strong talk. When the time comes, will your performance be half of what you said?]
[Hongli: Ah this...]
Hongli's expression froze.
[Hei Yang: If you have the guts, don’t meow for help every time!]
[Hongli: Hey...]
Hongli looked away guiltily.
[Hei Yang: He’s good at food and loves to play, but he’s also very addicted.]
[Hongli: Hey hey hey...]
[Hongli: Ahem, the question is: Thirty years of bed-riding, thirty years of bed-driving to the west, don’t bully a young woman into being poor!]
[Hongli: Ahem, in short, just stay here and reflect, the guy who interferes with the teaching progress, hum!]
[Hei Yang: Yo yo yo, you don’t need my help this time? Why are you so diligent all of a sudden? You’re so awesome!]
[Hongli: Ha, look at what you said, which mother is not diligent? Which mother is not great?]
Hong Li hummed and smiled confidently, and walked towards Xiao Huo with a swagger under Hei Yang's surprised gaze.
[Heiyang: That, Xiaoli.]
[Hongli: Huh?]
[Hei Yang: You really look like a mother now!]
[Hongli: Haha, of course!]
[Heiyang: Like!]
[Hongli: It’s a pity.]
[Heiyang: Huh?]
[Hongli: It’s a pity that I didn’t have time to get out that ball, so I had to use tape, Heiyang!]
【Heiyang:???】
[Hei Yang: I take back what I just said, you damn girl!]
[Hongli: Hum, taking it back has no effect.]
[Heiyang:...]
…………………………
Although he kept talking nonsense, when Hei Yang could only watch from the side and could not speak...
Well, not to mention, the teaching efficiency has really improved several times!
(Hei Yang:...)
(Hei Yang: I said this is slander.)
In short, Hong Li, who had officially entered the state, began to explain the magical power, which soon gave Xiao Huo some enlightenment, and the experience value of the Demonic Heart Magical Power began to increase slowly.
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"In short, the key and difficulty of this magical power is how to capture other people's malice towards you."
Hongli explained patiently.
"If you, Xiao Huo, can understand and understand this, then it's not far away from you learning this magical power..."
