"The host has completed the mission, and the reward is: 3 prank salutes (non-lethal)."
Is this the reward for this mission? Ren He is confused! What is a salute? What are you talking about in such a foreign way? It’s just a firecracker! Why do you want such a firecracker? It’s almost the Spring Festival, so
The Heavenly Punishment System, you old man, is quite suitable for the occasion. Reward 3 firecrackers for yourself to play?
What a fool!
The water temperature was 2 degrees Celsius. He stayed in the Luohe River for 5 minutes. He was so cold that he almost doubted his life. As a result, he was rewarded with three firecrackers. Ren He simply wondered if the Heavenly Punishment System was punishing him?!
The reward this time was not a virtual item like vomiting potion, but a real thing. Three as thick as a child’s arm appeared in his hand, wrapped in colorful fireworks paper. They looked quite festive...
What a festive dog egg!
Ren He was unhappy. He was still trembling with cold and walking back. This reward simply made him unable to let go.
When he got home, he angrily threw the three firecrackers next to the TV, took a good hot bath, cooked himself a bowl of ginger soup, and ordered some frozen dumplings.
To say that his current physical condition is really good, even though he stayed in such cold water for 5 minutes, there was no sign of fever or cold at all.
It seems that after the physical fitness reaches 5.24, which is much higher than that of ordinary people, even the immunity increases proportionally.
I don’t know what Hehehe’s abilities are...
Hey hey hey, Ren He amused himself as he thought about it.
Ren's mother and Ren's father didn't notice him at all during the few days he was out because they didn't have time to go home. The Chinese New Year was about to come and Lao Ren was busy going to the countryside for research and paying New Year greetings to his fellow villagers, while Ren's mother was busy with the company's year-end settlement and paying employees.
Bonuses are distributed, annual meetings are held, and all the devils and ghosts in the government have to pay a visit. Of course, with Lao Ren's face, it usually goes smoothly.
They will come back to celebrate the New Year during the Spring Festival, and by then all relatives who usually have no contact with them will show up.
Lao Ren is the eldest son and eldest son of the Ren family. Ren He also has two aunts and two uncles. Ren He is the eldest son and grandson, so he usually comes to Ren He's family for New Year's Eve dinner.
Seniority is quite important in Ren He's family. Each generation's name will have characters unique to that generation. For example, Ren He is the generation with the character "Li". He should have been called Ren Limin...
The down-to-earth nature of this name can be compared to that of vomiting potion...
Later, Ren's mother thought it was too unpleasant so she changed it to Ren He, which means the right time, the right place and the right people.
For this reason, Ren He felt that this was definitely his biological mother.
In the past few days, Ren He found out through Yang Xi that Su Ruqing almost called the police on the night he fled, and Ren He was already on their blacklist.
Ren He was frightened for a while, but luckily he left early...
Su Ruqing even wanted to transfer to Yang Xi's school, but she finally contacted Yang En who was abroad, only to be denied by Yang En again...
Ren He felt that he would have to drink two drinks with his future father-in-law when he came back... He didn't consider whether he would be willing to drink with him.
Unknowingly, the time came to the end of the year. Lao Ren and Ren's mother had a tacit understanding and returned home the day before New Year's Eve. As a result, before Ren He had time to be happy, Ren's mother grabbed him and said: "Don't spend the New Year's money randomly. Did you hear me? Give it to my mother."
, Mom will save it for you to use when you grow up."
Ren He took a breath of air-conditioning, have you always been thinking about this? Fortunately, you can make money now, otherwise how will you spend this year?!
I don’t know how I survived in my previous life...
Then came the tense time of preparing for the New Year's goods. The family of three went to the supermarket to buy and buy everything they saw.
It's not that Lao Ren and Ren's mother can't let their subordinates buy it, but they also have a tacit understanding that it would be a bit of a new year to prepare it with their own hands after not going home for a long time.
On the morning of New Year's Eve, Ren's mother got up early and started frying things, such as croquettes and fried hairtail. She had to work all day long and could only eat them in the evening.
For a big family, a table full of dishes has to be cooked by one’s own hands.
Ren He was doing nothing when he suddenly saw the three firecrackers next to the TV. He didn't know what the prank was.
Forgive his lack of imagination, I really don’t know how this thing can play tricks. Could it be that the explosive power is so strong that it can blow up people?
That's not a prank, right? The bottom line of a prank should at least be non-harmful. He believed that the Heavenly Punishment System also had a measure for this, and specifically marked it as non-lethal.
Or maybe it explodes and a clown's head pops out to scare people?
Ren He decided to give it a try. He carried one and went downstairs. But when he got downstairs, he hesitated again. How should he try it?
With a traitorous character like Ren He, he would certainly not be happy to try it on his own. What should I do if the thing disgusts me?
Just then, from the corner of his eye, Ren He saw a few naughty children setting off firecrackers in the yard, blowing up the cars in the yard, and throwing firecrackers into the small yard behind the first floor of the house, listening to the screams of the owner inside. He was so high-spirited.
How can this naughty child be cured without treatment? Ren He feels that he has such a sense of justice!
He happily placed the salute gun neatly on the path that the naughty children must pass by, and ran into the building to wait...
When a few naughty kids passed by, they took a look, hey, why is there a firecracker here that hasn't been let off? Who forgot it here?! A few naughty kids whispered a few words and decided to take this firecracker as their own.
!
Ren He hid in the building and watched them. The naughty boy knew his thoughts very well. When he saw the firecrackers on the road, his first thought was definitely: light them!
Click, click, click, Ren He looked forward to it. He watched the other naughty children scattering, and only one child stepped forward to order. Judging from his posture, he was ready to run away at any time.
However……
With a bang, all the naughty kids were stunned, even Ren He, the instigator!
What happened? Ren He was confused. Isn't the lead wire quite long? Why did it explode the moment it was ignited?!
Damn it, this is really a cheating firecracker. It turns out that the prank starts from the fuse. Most people will relax a little when they see the fuse of the firecracker is very long, because they have time to run far away. As a result, the characteristic of this prank firecracker is, don’t worry about too much
The long lead wire will explode at one point...
The naughty boy who lit the fire still maintained the posture of lighting the fire... I was so confused...
A group of children gathered around: "Are you okay?"
The naughty kid who lit the fire was still a little confused. He stood up, thought for a while and said, "I'm fine, I'm just a little panicked..."
Ren He saw the front of the naughty child at this time. I went and the entire front was black! The black was so pure, as exaggerated as if he had just stepped out of a two-dimensional cartoon!
The firecrackers given by the Heavenly Punishment System are too harsh. It has this kind of prank effect. It won't hurt anyone, but it will blow up the person who started the fire.
It's so awesome, Ren He was praising the Heavenly Punishment System while running away without any sense of guilt...
As a result, in the afternoon, a middle-aged woman suddenly yelled and cursed in the yard: "Who threw the wicked firecrackers in the yard this morning and didn't care? Ah? My children were blown up into Africans."
, I took three baths and it still didn’t wash off. Do you have a sense of public morality?! Ah? Is there any royal law?!"
