It didn't wash off after three showers? Okay, okay, this is the effect you want. Ren He thinks that this family doesn't have to go out to visit relatives this year. The child is so stupid that he can't do anything about it!
He felt that he had to re-examine the natural punishment system. Each reward was more harmful than the other. Ren He himself had never thought about the damage he would do if he put that prank firecracker on the road...
In the afternoon, Ren He's two aunts and uncles arrived with the whole family. Ren's mother, Rumin, told her in every possible way that Ren He, the oldest, must give way to his younger brothers and sisters. Ren He didn't think much about it, so he just let it go.
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During the Chinese New Year, the food was the richest. Ren's mother made eight cold dishes and eight hot dishes in one go. She didn't look like a strong woman at all. Ren He was there to help peel garlic and pick vegetables.
Ru Min straightened her apron and suddenly glanced at Ren He suspiciously: "Did you do something bad to be so kind as to help me?"
Ren He opened his mouth and was choked and couldn't say anything for a long time. What does it mean to help your old man and feel guilty for doing something bad? Can he still have a good year?
"No, that's not possible. An upright child like me will never do anything bad," Ren He explained.
"By the way, how many points did you get in this final exam? I forgot to ask you," Ru Min suddenly remembered such a thing. It was a common practice for her son to have poor academic performance, and she was almost used to it...
"Chinese 93, Mathematics 99, English 99, History 90, Politics 71, Geography 94," Ren He said cheerfully. He is completely honest now. He has a super memory and everything he learned in his previous life has come back.
, which is worthy of him studying hard for a while in his senior year of high school.
Ru Min was surprised: "You can do so well in the exam? Why don't I believe it?"
"If you don't believe me, just ask the teacher. It's true that I have regretted my past mistakes and am determined to change my mind and be a new person," Ren He said seriously.
"Who did you learn to be smooth-talking from? Don't do this with me. Where are your chemistry and physics scores?" Ru Min remembered that Ren He had two other subjects.
"Ahem, 7 points in Chemistry and 8 points in Physics..." Ren He's poor performance in Physics and Chemistry is appalling. People who don't know better would think that he has a ten-point score in these two subjects...
Ru Min rolled her eyes: "Ganggun, I don't need you to help me pick vegetables. I'm just thankful that you can study hard."
"It's okay to focus on partial subjects. It's not difficult at all to get into a good school with scores in other subjects. The college entrance examination is also divided into arts and sciences," Ren He explained. Physical chemistry only accounted for 50 points in the 2006 Los Angeles High School Entrance Examination.
’s score, that’s why he can be so confident in his subject.
When Ren He left the kitchen, he happened to see the four children from his uncle and aunt's family running around in the living room. After seeing Ren He, they all came to him asking for pocket money. Haha, then you are asking the wrong person.
Well, theoretically speaking, I should not have a penny on me.
Although he actually has money, he can't give it to me. What if my mother asks? Where does the money come from? There's no way to explain it.
Don't look at it. Although he is quite successful now, a junior high school student has earned millions. However, in Ru Min's eyes, millions are nothing. It is important to study hard. What novel should I write? What kind of bicycle do I want? Go back and study hard.
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It would have been better if Ren He had been born into a poor family. He openly announced that he could make money, but the result was tragic. Buying a car worth more than two million yuan instantly gave him the aura of a nouveau riche. He didn't even dare to say a word...
"You're so stingy and stingy," the four naughty kids turned away and left.
Ren He's face turned dark. Stop here. Do you know how to speak human words? When did I become stingy? I am a nouveau riche, okay?
As a result, these children ran to Ren He's house to play and play. His house was already completely occupied by play, and they were jumping up and down on the bed with their shoes on. Ren He kept a dark face and said nothing.
What a bunch of naughty kids, the oldest is only 8 years old, I really can’t say anything.
However, just when he was about to turn around and go out, he heard a loud sound, and his laptop fell to the ground and shattered into pieces...
Damn it, Ren He knows that the files inside will not be lost, because the hard drive is not broken, but it is his own coding tool, these kids are so naughty!
Don't stop me, I'm here to deal with naughty children today! Ren He glanced at the adults chatting outside the house, then went directly into the house and closed the door. When the two worlds were separated, Ren He showed a sinister smile on his face: "Everyone.
Why don't I just sit there and memorize the Three-Character Sutra? If you can't memorize it, no one will be able to play with it!"
When it was time for dinner in the evening, the adults suddenly found that the children were gone. The door of Ren He's house was closed. When they opened the door, the four naughty children were all sitting on the small bench aggrievedly: "In the beginning of man,
Nature is inherently good..."
The moment they saw their parents, they were almost moved to tears. Why did you come here?
Ren He's uncle was happy: "Ren He is such a sensible brother. He can teach his younger brother to recite the Three Character Sutra. I have read the Three Character Sutra in the newspaper. It is quite interesting. It is suitable as a reading material for enlightenment education, and there are many things in it.
No more historical stories, it’s pretty good. Okay, let’s eat first. Thank you brother!”
If you beat a naughty kid, his parents will feel sorry for him and think that you, the elder brother, are not sensible enough to hit your younger siblings, so Ren He forced them to endorse it, and absolutely no one objected!
In the evening, a dozen or so members of the family were at the table for dinner. Channel 1 was playing on the TV, waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Suddenly, the 8-year-old naughty cousin volunteered and said, "I'll bring rice for everyone!"
"Oh, this kid is so sensible," Ru Min said with a smile.
But Ren He felt something was wrong, because Ren He had discovered before that this kid was actually very smart, very vindictive, and petty. He just stared at this naughty kid to see what he wanted to do!
Sure enough, Ren He found that he had secretly spit into a bowl of rice! Fu Li Shi was going to serve it to him!
Yes, boy, he is very like your brother. Ren He didn’t expose it. When the naughty boy came, Ren He directly gave the naughty boy the top layer of the rice that the other party specially brought to him: “You are growing taller.
Well, eat more."
The naughty child was so confused that he didn't react for a long time!
But even though that layer was removed, Ren He still had no appetite, and planned to find another opportunity later, but he could continue to eat, and the naughty child had to be treated, otherwise how would he understand who is the big brother?!
Ren He silently took over the two prank salutes next to the TV: "To reward you for serving everyone a meal, my brother will reward you with two firecrackers!" Ren He also specially flashed the fuse of the salute: "Well,
The lead wire is quite long, it should be very safe, let’s play with it!”
The naughty kid thought at first that Ren He had discovered his conspiracy, but now that there are rewards, it doesn't look like he was discovered.
During the Chinese New Year, there are firecrackers and other things everywhere. The packaging of these two salute crackers is very beautiful. Who can imagine what is hidden inside...
