Chapter 290 The big stage of sand sculpture! Just come if you are embarrassed!
【Yiyou Mysterious Chariot is ready! See you on January 1st!】
[Hello everyone, we are a racing game that has been practiced for two and a half years. We are going to race real cars!]
[Tiantian Youbao congratulates you on the New Year, New Year’s Golden Bull Challenge, we will meet you in Sweden!]
[Your energy is beyond your imagination! The Golden Bull Challenge is about to begin! Come and cheer for Shark Girl! 】
[CSTG will go to Sweden on January 1st, my cousin and I will lead the team, live broadcast outdoors]
【……】
One piece.
One piece.
Another one.
From Xunteng Yiyou, the top comprehensive game manufacturer in China.
Go to top-tier game companies like Nuyan, Zhenting, and Tianlang.
Comprehensive game information platforms such as Tiantian Travel News, Player Bonfire, and Somatosense World.
Go to game live streaming related platforms such as Shark, Black Flag, and Xiaopo Station.
As well as top anchors such as Ayin, Liuliu, and Eggplant.
even--
WAWA: Hello everyone, I am Wawa. I am very happy to participate in the event as the commentator of this [Golden Bull Challenge]. At that time, I will bring you the Chinese channel commentary together with @官大学不狠奶. We will see you on New Year's Day.
Colonel Guan is not a poisonous milk: Hello everyone, I am the senior colonel of the commentator. I am very happy to accept the invitation of Golden Wind to serve as the Chinese commentator for this [Golden Bull Challenge]. On January 1st, @WAWA and I will meet you in Sweden.
We'll see you there or not.
Comprehensive manufacturer! Major game company! Media forum! Live broadcast platform! Top anchor!
Even a professional commentator!
Shen Miaomiao was sitting in her office, looking at the overwhelming announcements and blog posts, and felt that her scalp was numb!
horrible.
Because at this moment, what was in front of her was an entire Chinese gaming industry representative team!
Yes!
Any domestic individuals, organizations, and groups related to the game industry!
All of them actually participated in this soapbox car challenge, which is the ultimate charlatan!
The unprecedented sensation quickly ignited the entire gaming circle at this cold end of the year!
'ah???'
‘I really like the words of the Golden Wind player (dog head)’
'So this challenge...isn't an abstract game?'
‘Holy shit!!! Are we going out in a group?!’
'Surprise! The old thief is no longer satisfied with abstraction in games! This time he is going to create realistic performance art!'
‘No? What the hell is this ultimate face fruit? Are all the anchors of the manufacturers’ media platforms participating in the battle?’
‘Why don’t you care about the big colonel and the baby? The league’s commentator is on loan!’
‘This… can be regarded as dominating the gaming industry in China…’
"After all, it is a company that publishes Huaxia Newspaper. Looking at the country, who dares not to give face"
‘This is the New Year’s Day celebration of the Chinese gaming community…’
'So why are you in Sweden?'
‘I guess it’s because the activity has not been approved in China...’
‘Because cars (dog heads) cannot be modified in China’
‘Bicycles are not allowed to be modified (surprise)’
"Whether it's abroad, Sweden is six hours ahead of us. The activities there start in the morning, but here it happens to be in the afternoon."
'Too fierce, Xiao Huang...'
‘…’
crazy!
Participation platforms in the entire gaming circle instantly brought an event that had previously had little popularity to the forefront!
In fact, such a sensational effect even shocked the foreign gaming circles!
and.
More importantly...
My 10 million can lose 100 times!!!
Shen Miaomiao seemed to be wearing a mask of pain, holding her forehead in grief:
"Hey - it's so hard to guard against -!"
I was quite confident at first.
After all, according to the regulations of the system, if this order wants to be profitable, it needs to achieve a net profit increase of 10 million US dollars within 7 days.
Note that this is profit growth, not the total profit in 7 days.
Because the system surpasses real-life technology, it can accurately calculate the profit amount in 7 days under normal conditions, and the error will not be greater than 100 dollars.
Nowadays, both "Sekiro" and "Apex Kingdom" are still in their peak sales period, and their normal profits are very high, with little room for growth.
In other words, relying on this wave of brand promotion, it is still difficult for Golden Wind to achieve a net profit increase of 10 million US dollars in seven days.
But I never expected it!
Lao Gu actually did such a great job!
The entire Chinese gaming circle, top and bottom, was all fooled by him!
In other words.
This event can be called an all-round promotion of Golden Wind to China and even the world gaming industry!
All 16 of their games will be the beneficiaries of this massive announcement!
With an average sales of $625,000 per game, the mission can be completed perfectly.
It's not that Shen Miaomiao is bragging.
According to this sensational situation.
A mere 10 million dollars in 7 days, you can reach the target with your eyes closed.
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but sigh.
well……
As the saying goes, if heaven is going to confer a great responsibility on a person, his will must be hardened first.
It seems that before "Overwatch", I couldn't lose a penny, so I had no choice but to be a successful female CEO.
God is fair.
Shen Miaomiao nodded.
God must have thought that I would lose a fortune directly in "Overwatch" and could not let me gain too much, so he made me experience various failures first and then gave me the greatest reward in the end.
"Yes, it is like that!"
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao's mentality became more balanced, she nodded and took a deep breath:
"In that case! Then——"
…
"Enjoy this super challenge where creativity and speed collide!"
"Ladies and gentleman!"
"I declare!"
"The first stop of the Golden Bull Global Challenge——"
“Swedish Soapbox Car Challenge!”
"Officially unveiled——!!!"
With the loud and enthusiastic voice of the host Joe, it sounded in the huge speakers!
On the first day of the new year, there was a lot of noise and excitement on both sides of Seventh Avenue in Cascoruna, Sweden!
As the only Baroque-style city in Sweden, Cascoruna is adjacent to the Baltic Sea and is known as the "Jewel City in the Crown".
And on Seventh Avenue, which leads directly to the Baltic Sea, a nearly one kilometer section of the main road is under full martial law.
Both sides of the road are lined with buffer haystacks, and the sidewalks on both sides outside the haystacks are crowded with spectators who come to watch this bizarre and interesting challenge.
The roar of applause, screams and whistles stretched for thousands of meters.
And following the calls of the lively audience, we followed the track all the way back to the source.
A high platform ramp with a huge blue arch stands at the starting point of the track.
now.
Two men with oriental faces were standing in front of the arch. They picked up the scissors and cut the red ribbon in front of the starting point!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
All of a sudden!
Colorful ribbons and fireworks exploded on both sides. Under the flying ribbons, Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing smiled and clapped, raising their hands to the cheering passers-by and the audience.
Foreigners are so free...
Gu Sheng laughed and cursed.
Looking down from his position, he could see that the entire street of Wuyang Wuyang was crowded with foreigners who came to watch the excitement. At a glance, there were thousands of foreigners!
At this moment, as the two major domestic and foreign authorized live broadcast platforms, Twitch and Shark, the barrages are also very popular!
'It's started, it's started!'
'So I still don't understand what this soap box car means...'
‘Have you ever seen a handmade movable kebab piano? Let’s compete with that thing’
‘Hahahahahahaha what a fucking image’
‘I’ll understand when you say that…’
‘It’s a shame, we should invite the craftsmen’
‘No, the piano has power. This competition requires no power, just pure skating’
‘WOC is quite difficult. The track seems to be about 700 meters long, and there are ramps, puddles and steps.’
‘Just kidding, how about extreme challenge (dog head)’
'Awesome...extreme...'
‘…’
And with the curious discussion from the audience.
The brief opening of the challenge is also completed.
As representatives of the event organizer, Gu Sheng and Xu Zhixing spoke respectively, and then sat in the audience seats.
The host Joe also solemnly announced after introducing the competition system——
"I declare! Golden Bull Global Challenge - Swedish Soapbox Car Competition!"
"Officially opened——!!!"
boom--!!!
As the surging music sounds!
In the Shark live broadcast platform, the voices of two Chinese commentators also cut in:
"Hello, good afternoon to all viewers. At 8:30 a.m. local time, the Golden Bull Soapbox Car Competition officially opens. I am the senior commentator for this event."
"Hey, hello everyone, I'm Doll."
Wow——
The live broadcast room exploded immediately!
'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You guys are serious!'
‘Come on, LPL has become a soapbox competition’
'It's so right, brother! It's so right!'
‘Hahahahahahahaha, it’s too abstract. It has the beauty of a stone man setting off a mysterious shadow killing formation’
‘Damn, that’s Xiao Huang, no other company would be able to handle such an abstract job’
'That's too rude hahahahaha...'
‘…’
The audience laughed.
Immediately afterwards, I heard the voice of Colonel Guan in the live broadcast room:
"Then let us invite the first team to participate today and bring their participating vehicle-Falcon Shark!"
"Wow!"
Wawa, who is also a professional commentator, spoke out of professional instinct:
"As soon as I hear this name, I know that this car is majestic and domineering. It is both a falcon and a mad shark. It can reach the moon in the sky and catch turtles in the five oceans! It is so domineering!"
And with the sound of the doll.
On the high platform, a vehicle covered with red cloth slowly appeared on the screen along with the lifting platform.
The red silk cloth outlines its spreading wings.
The vicious protruding jaws and fierce aggressiveness!
Next!
Hula——!!!
As the red cloth is unveiled!
The whole place froze!
A top-heavy, fat shark with a pair of big, stupid eyes suddenly appeared.
The tongue made of red cloth was hanging at the side of the mouth, and it looked like it was vomiting blood from a distance, covering the wheels of the front of the car.
Wings extend out from both sides of the body, like a pair of gull-wing doors, covered with chicken feathers.
Under the shark's body, there are two eagle claws and two small wheels.
The whole place was silent for five seconds.
then.
Laughter like an explosion swept the entire audience instantly!
The barrage exploded——
‘Hahahahahahaha!!!’
'Whose fucking stupid car is this? Ah? Whose car? Don't you care? I'm going to call the fucking police!'
'ah???'
‘Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Hawki Knight Shark, this name is really abstract.’
'Wait a minute? Isn't this just a giant shark eagle?'
‘Pfft hahahahahaha——’
'Who the hell designed this? Did they want to laugh me to death and then inherit my Yiyu x2?'
'Oh——! By the way! It's an art tour! Look!'
Following the reminder from this barrage viewer.
Look at that picture again.
Two drivers also appeared.
I saw that these two people were actually wearing somatosensory cabin boxes made of foam boards.
Although it is simple, the iconic angular shape and the LED waistline that runs through the whole body can still be seen at a glance that this is Yiyu x2!
The audience couldn't stand it any longer!
'Hahahahahahahaha I'm going to fucking vomit laughing...'
‘I even suspect that this is Xun Teng’s team, just to deliberately smear Yiyou Hahahahaha...’
‘Where on earth did Yiyou find this ultimate conspicuous bag? Damn it’
‘Hahahaha I laughed my head off’
'Come on, brothers in the somatosensory cabin of the Shark Eagle!'
'I beg you to fucking stop talking, hahahahaha, I'm going to laugh so hard that I can't breathe...'
'It's so stupid, help me hahahaha...'
‘A unique skill! A unique skill to start the new year!!!’
‘…’
Laughing like crazy!
Opening lightning strike!
The two brothers, the shark carving tricycle and the somatosensory cabin, designed by Yan Sheng himself, immediately set off the audience!
Not to mention the audience, even the two professional commentators couldn't hold back after seeing such a combination, and their voices were trembling!
"good very good……"
Colonel Guan's voice was clearly losing its strength, but he still tried to hold back his laughter:
"Sure enough, it is a very domineering car! So...so...hehehehe..."
Managing a university is really tiring.
He also wanted to explain it well.
But when he saw the two brothers in the somatosensory cabin being stuck by the shark eagle because of their size, he really couldn't hold it in any longer.
Since there was no picture during the live broadcast, I turned off the mic and squatted on the ground, laughing and wiping my tears.
The doll on the side took on the important task at this moment!
"Okay, then I... uh hehe... we saw that with the help of the staff, our two players finally got into the big shark... the falcon shark!"
"Okay! Get ready!"
【beep--】
"As the referee's whistle sounded, the mad shark, pushed by the staff, rushed out very fast!"
Swish——!!!
Accompanied by the sound of the whistle, the big shark eagle suddenly rushed out of the downhill like an arrow from the string!
There was a whirring sound of wings, and the shark's wings shook, as if they were on the verge of collapse.
The shark's red cloth tongue also floated up, shaking rapidly in the air.
As for the two eyes filled with the light of wisdom, they also swayed with the vibration of the tricycle, revealing a strong aura of mental retardation in their playfulness.
The barrage has already made me laugh out loud.
The scene got out of control for a while.
And the next second!
The fast-gliding shark eagle will face its first difficulty!
"Okay! Start at 40 kilometers per hour! The crazy shark is about to usher in its first leap over the ramp!"
"Let's see if it can soar into the sky with the help of these eagle wings!"
And with the excited voice of the doll.
Just listen to a clang in the venue!
"Fly! Fly! Fly!"
The exclamations from the senior colonel followed one after another!
"The wings of the eagle, falcon and crazy shark have flown away!"
"But the eagle, falcon and mad shark are like an athlete who swims very fast without fastening his swimming trunks. He rushes out like an arrow from the string, leaving only a pair of wings to watch in place!"
"It's really a big stage for sand sculptures——"
The two commentators spoke in unison about blessings reaching the soul:
