Chapter 291 You can live without this activity, but you can’t live without it.
"Okay! The crazy shark successfully crossed the finish line, and the final score was 1 minute and 20 seconds! A very good result! It gave us a good start!"
As Colonel Guan's excited voice sounded, he saw that the big shark sculpture had stopped among the flying grass clippings.
Since the cars in the Soap Box Race do not have brakes, after crossing the finish line, contestants often need to stop the cars by hitting haystacks.
The camera zooms in closer, and now we look at this large shark sculpture.
The shark's front face had already been flattened in, and its two wings had already flown away due to the previous bumps.
The two somatosensory cabins had completely fallen apart at this moment, with only the somatosensory cabin covers still hanging around their necks.
Both of them seemed very excited.
"What a wonderful performance! Come and interview the two of us!"
The host, who had been waiting at the finish line for a long time, came forward and extended the microphone to the brothers in the somatosensory cabin:
"As the first team in the world to appear, we completed the game at the beginning and won a good start. Do you two have any thoughts?"
After that, the microphone was handed over to the big brother in the somatosensory cabin. The big brother took the microphone and looked very excited:
"Thank you very much for your support. I am very happy to participate in and complete this unique competition,"
"Then I would like to thank our Mr. Yan for his trust and support,"
“He had full control over the design of this vehicle!”
And with the voice and gestures of the big brother in the somatosensory cabin, the camera also switched!
A close-up of Yan Sheng's expression full of surprise and surprise appeared on the big screen and in the live broadcast of every audience!
After being stunned for two seconds, Yan Sheng stood up amidst the applause and nodding of Gu Sheng beside him, smiled an embarrassing smile that was uglier than crying, and raised his hand to greet the camera.
The audience laughed like crazy——
‘Hahahahahahaha, it was actually designed by the boss of the entertainment industry himself’
‘It feels like Mr. Yan’s teeth are about to be broken’
'The old thief next to me has such a mean expression, hahahahaha...'
‘Where on earth did Yiyou find these two handsome men, hahahahaha…’
"Brothers in the somatosensory cabin will be fired tomorrow because of Left Foot Advanced Company"
‘Although the brothers in the somatosensory cabin say thank you, I always feel that they don’t want to take the blame for Shark’
'Somatosensory cabin: Even if I am kicked out, I will still shout out loudly in a decaying voice - the big shark sculpture was designed by our boss!!!'
'I'm laughing...'
‘…’
A good start!
The appearance of the shark eagle and the abstract post-match interview directly cue the boss, directly pushing this event to a hilarious climax.
However.
Just when everyone thought that the Great Shark Eagle was already an abstract expression at the peak level of this game!
More weird abstract cars and hilarious scenes will appear in turn!
There is a [self-destructing truck]——
The huge polar bear rises slowly in the lift.
The whole place was in an uproar!
This polar bear is made of renewable foam and is lifelike. It has the moving logo of a golden bull printed on the back. It is extremely well-made. It sits on a trailer supported by a four-wheel frame and is towed by the main control car in front.
.
The audience exclaimed!
There is no doubt that the car that follows Yiyou is Xunteng's.
But compared with Yiyou's Shark Cartoon, Xunteng's car is obviously more sophisticated and more handsome!
However.
Just as the audience was marveling at the handsomeness of the Xunteng car!
The next second, behind the polar bear, two riders stepped out, came to the car, and made swag movements!
I saw the two pilots, one black and one white, with two instructions clearly written on their clothes——
One Ctrl+C, one Ctrl+V.
‘???’
In an instant, the screen was filled with question marks!
‘You’re not going to act anymore, are you?’
'God damn copy and paste!'
'Traditional performing arts, right?'
'ah???'
‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha’ you are so big...'
'Is this okay to say?'
'It's too abstract, it's really too fucking abstract...'
‘Damn, the little polar bear is quite playful, I love it’
‘I feel like the little polar bear has become much cuter since being beaten up by Mr. Ou back then’
'Come on! Self-destruct truck!'
'Hahahahaha...'
‘…’
There is [Pharaoh moving his tomb]——
Ept, one of the suppliers of raw materials for Bull Beverage from Egypt, is unique and integrates the pyramid elements of its country with the car.
When a four-sided pyramid slowly appeared from the lifting platform, the entire audience burst into cheers!
"Oh my God, it's actually a pyramid!"
“This is so creative!”
“I feel like every participating car is full of creativity, it’s like a large-scale gathering of ideas!”
"But the question is, how should we drive this car?"
"That's right, this perfectly connected vertebral body doesn't look like it has a driving position..."
However!
Just as the audience was talking about it.
Just listen to a click, in full view of everyone, under the spotlight.
I saw a gap appeared at the tip of the pyramid.
Immediately afterwards, a pilot with a Pharaoh's mask on his face grew up in the pyramid like bamboo shoots after the rain.
Hula——
And as the pyramid car suddenly shot out from the big downhill slope, it was followed by a handsome and unexpected tail flick.
The whole place is excited!
'The grass! It's rising violently! I saw the pyramid drifting!'
'Hahahahaha my mother told me to get out and laugh...'
‘It’s too abstract. I didn’t expect that the manufacturers on Bull’s side are so capable.’
‘You can live without your job by participating in this event, but you can’t live without your job’
‘Holy shit, hide it now, I don’t dare let Britain see this technology, otherwise the Egyptian pyramids will have to be pushed to the British Museum tomorrow’
'British: Got it! Come to work at the museum tomorrow!'
'Admit! Admit directly!'
'"Pharaoh Moving Tomb"'
‘Please don’t make me laugh, damn, I already have a stomachache’
'I can't stop laughing, I really can't stop laughing...'
‘…’
There is [Third Sister getting on the bus]——
"Okay, we saw that the monkey-drawn cart of the CSTG team passed the first ramp smoothly. Although there was a slight bump, the speed did not slow down and it was rock solid!"
Amidst the sound of speeding, accompanied by Colonel Guan's explanation, Ayin firmly held the steering wheel and sat firmly in the four-wheeled car. On both sides, there were lifelike little monkeys drawn by Yiyi and Nana using discarded cardboard.
Behind him, in the car connected by simple iron chains, his cousin was sitting in it, wearing a helmet and holding the handle tightly with both hands.
Swish——!!!
"With the splash! We see the monkey pull the car perfectly across the pool again!"
"Although the speed has slowed down slightly, it is already the player with the shortest time in the entire competition!"
"If they maintain this speed, they will surpass the Crazy Shark and rank first in the field!"
Having said this, the senior colonel raised his arms excitedly and shouted:
"The last continuous curve is ahead! The opportunity to set a record is right in front of us!"
"Come on! Monkey pulls the cart! You can definitely do it!"
However!
The voice of the senior colonel has not even fallen yet!
As A Yin and his cousin entered the curve, under the speed inertia of up to 30KM/H, A Yin suddenly swerved in order to avoid the haystack in front!
Immediately afterwards, I heard a bang!
Under the action of strong inertia, the iron chain broke instantly.
Then the cousin screamed: "Hey, hey, hey - I'm so stupid!!!"
Bang!
Hay splash.
My cousin overturned the car in an instant and plunged directly into the haystack!
A Yin in front also realized that the tail was off behind, and quickly looked back:
"Hey? Hey! Oh shit, I lost my car! Cousin! Cousin, are you okay? Hahahaha...!"
Of course my cousin is fine. After all, you need to wear a full set of protective gear to participate in the competition, and the outer cushioning hay is solid and soft.
only……
"Hey! Damn it, you held it in and left! Damn it! I haven't even gotten in the car yet!"
My cousin, carrying tufts of hay, ran around the track chasing the racing car.
"I can't stop! Run faster! Run faster! Come on, cousin!"
A Yin in front looked back at him and laughed.
The scene was once out of control, and the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was incomplete and severely lagging——
‘Third sister—get in the car quickly—!’
'Pfft hahahahahaha...'
‘Third sister, why are you so naive and didn’t come up——!’
‘How annoying you say hahahahaha’
‘My cousin’s neck is already short, and it’s even worse when he wears protective gear.’
‘I’m going to burst out laughing’
‘This year I’ll just point to this clip and have fun, I’ll have fun until New Year’s Day next year’
'Hahahahaha...'
‘The management of the university is indispensable’
'"Come on! The monkey pulls the cart!"'
'"You can definitely do it!"'
‘I really take the instant poisonous milk’
'It's so humorous, I...'
'Ha ha ha ha……'
‘…’
There is also a top-notch scene like [Protecting the Pilot]——
"No? Are we participating too? I didn't arrange for anyone to participate?!"
On the viewing platform, Gu Sheng looked at the BT7274 cockpit-shaped car that appeared on the steep slope as the lift platform appeared.
Look again at the pilot wearing a Pilot uniform and a Pilot helmet, messy in the wind.
Gan.
Why did I see my own head when I was watching?
"Of course that's what I arranged!"
Beside her, Shen Miaomiao chuckled proudly, with a cunning light flashing in her big eyes.
Gu Sheng was speechless and choked, and a bad premonition slowly rose in his heart.
Not surprisingly.
As the finale, BT7274 and Cooper Pilot immediately caused a sensation among the global audience!
"BT starts!"
As the narrator doll shouted excitedly:
"BT7274, the main character in one of the representative works of Golden Wind, "Titanfall", and its pilot Cooper, rushed down the track! A very solid start!"
rumble--
The steady body crosses slopes, jumps over jumping platforms, and passes through puddles.
It can be seen that the weight of this car should have reached the limit required for competition.
The low-lying body is almost touching the ground, and with the outer shell made of hard plastic panels, the vehicle drives very smoothly.
but.
It is precisely because of the heavy weight of this car that its speed is far slower than other small cars.
You know, soap box cars have no power.
The reduction in speed means that the vehicle's power is exhausted.
as expected.
Just after BT crossed the puddle, entered the curve, and barely made two turns.
Lulu——dong——
"BT leaned on the haystack and stopped. It was obviously out of power."
The doll's voice sounded:
"But fortunately, the finish line is coming soon. Pilot can push BT across the finish line...wait? What is he doing?!"
With the doll's exclamation.
The pilot opened the cockpit door and stepped out of the car.
However, he did not rush to push the cart, but took off a mini blower from his waist.
Then he took out a big balloon from his arms.
Attach the mini blower to the large balloon.
laugh--
The aqua blue balloon inflated instantly.
The driver, who plays the role of pilot, also puts it on his seat.
then.
Turn the car around, aim at the finish line, and push hard!
Whoosh!
The BT carrying the big balloon flew upside down!
The driver, who was playing the role of pilot, fell to his knees in pain and reluctantly extended his hand to the departing BT car!
Grass--!!!
Gu Sheng immediately understood what this guy was doing!
The voice engraved in DNA instantly sounded in my mind——
[BT: Agreement Three, Protect the Pilot]
【Cuba:B——T——!!!】
Gululu——
As the BT car crossed the finish line.
The large aqua blue balloon that had been inflated also burst!
Bang!!!
As the ribbons fluttered, the global audience exploded on the spot——
‘Gan——!!!’
'It's too abstract! I can't stand it!'
‘Hahahahahaha, I’m going to fuck you!’
'I knew what he was going to do when I saw him taking out the balloon!'
‘Holy Ark, right?! Agreement Three, right?! Protect the Pilot, right?!’
'Hahahahahahahaha, look, the old thief has already covered his face...'
'I fucking laughed so hard that I made the old thief speechless, hahahahaha...'
‘The old thief sat up from bed in the middle of the night: Isn’t he sick?’
'It's too abstract...'
‘What a unique skill! I would like to call it the best in this game!!!’
'No, who is this? This cosplay is so exciting!'
'And it seems that even the old thief doesn't know about it!'
'Come on, come on! Here comes the post-match interview!'
‘…’
With the audience’s curiosity and heated discussion!
On the big screen, host Joe met this unique pilot:
"A unique form of challenge! From the enthusiastic cheers of the audience and the excitement during our live broadcast, it is clear that you are the best creative person today!"
The pilot's voice came from the helmet, his laughter sounding muffled:
"Hahaha, thank you, thank you, thank you all."
"So we just noticed that you are competing as a GW driver, but GW's president and chief director Sam doesn't seem to know?"
With Joe's voice, the screen rotates.
A close-up of Gu Sheng was shown on the big screen at the scene.
Gu Sheng shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, making a completely unexpected look, confirming Joe's question——
He really didn't know who the driver was.
He even didn't know that their Golden Wind team actually had riders signed up to compete.
He also created such a shocking scene where the old sword is brought up again!
Seeing this, Joe laughed loudly:
"So this mysterious driver, can you reveal your true face to us now?"
Hear the words!
The entire audience held their breath, and all the viewers in the live broadcast room also opened their mouths in curiosity.
Who is this person? Why did he participate in the competition without even Golden Wind knowing about it? And why is he so familiar with the classic plot of Titanfall?
