There are not many ups and downs in Li Mu’s life.
Every time he listens to Xu Jianhua's unique and bizarre theories, it has become a way for Li Mu to adjust his mood.
After all, Xu Jianhua’s understanding of life is indeed very joyful.
He always lowers his head and uses a tricky angle to conduct an alternative dissection of career and marriage.
"Right"
After talking to Li Mu about "licking" and "opening your mouth" as a way of survival.
Xu Jianhua remembered something and said seriously, "Li Mu, you have lost an opportunity."
"No need"
Li Mu replied.
"I'm not talking about Director Hu"
Xu Jianhua shook his head and then sighed, "Last night I had dinner with me, Mr. Huang, and I was surprised to find that Mr. Huang no longer uses a cane, and he actually has black hair growing on his head."
"It's a good thing"
Li Mu replied with a smile.
"Your understanding is very problematic"
Xu Jianhua looked contemptuous and said, "Judy! What I mean is that after Lao Huang and Judy got together, Lao Huang's health actually got better day by day, and he became more energetic."
Xu Jianhua suddenly paused when he said this.
He looked at Li Mu, waved his hand, and asked, "Don't you understand yet?"
"What?"
Li Mu really didn't understand what Xu Jianhua wanted to express.
"Make up!"
Xu Jianhua said excitedly, "I mean, Judy is a very complementary woman."
"..."
Li Mu's cheek twitched slightly.
He only knows that medicine can cure people, and medicinal food can nourish people. He has never heard of people nourishing people. Xu Jianhua once again opened up his new ideas today.
Originally, "toning" was not limited to food and medicine.
People can also nourish.
"In less than a month, Judy and Huang have already lost their crutches and grown black hair. If they get along for another half a year, with Judy's fierce and domineering approach, I estimate that Huang will live another ten years."
Twenty years shouldn’t be a problem”
Xu Jianhua's words were full of envy and jealousy.
Pointing to the water glass, Xu Jianhua said with emotion, "I have been replenishing all year round, but I can't keep up with Judy's ten days and a half. If I had known she was so replenishing, I wouldn't have introduced her to Lao Huang. Alas! Now she is
Lao Huang’s girlfriend! What should I do with this!?”
Take out your phone.
Xu Jianhua pulled out Judy's number, then turned to Li Mu and asked, "I'm calling Judy now. Will she come out tonight?"
This is a question beyond the scope of Li Mu’s answer.
However, Li Mu remembered that Wang Yan hooked up with Lao Huang, not because of true love, but because of Lao Huang's property after his death.
Now Lao Huang's health is getting better.
Doesn’t it mean that Wang Yan is trapped?
Lao Huang is over sixty this year.
If he lives another twenty or thirty years, he will probably be able to trick Wang Yan into going crazy.
She originally planned to be a short-term investor, but over time she became a long-term investor, and in the end she became a shareholder who couldn't cash out.
Li Mu thought Xu Jianhua's threat to ask Judy out was a joke.
Unexpectedly, his moral standards were really low. He picked up his cell phone and dialed Wang Yan's number.
"Don't look at me like that"
Seeing Li Mu's sneer, Xu Jianhua explained, "She and Lao Huang are not married yet, so they are not friends and wives. Besides, I really just chatted with her for a few words. I, Xu Jianhua, am not as ruthless as you young people. I have always been consistent in my behavior."
We believe in the principle of making more phone calls and communicating more”
The phone is ringing.
No one answered yet. Taking advantage of the opportunity, Xu Jianhua continued, "Once you young people get divorced, you will immediately stop communicating with each other and become like enemies. How can you be like me!? Every Valentine's Day or 520, I will send a red envelope."
Give it to your ex-wife, and then buy some clothes and shoes for her when her birthday comes."
"Is this compensation?"
Li Mu asked with a smile.
"So I look down on you young people. What is compensation!? Why should we compensate?"
Xu Jianhua lowered his head and looked at his phone.
When the message "No one is answering at the moment" came on the phone, he did not choose to call again. He raised his head and said, "I am just preparing for a rainy day. When I am frustrated one day, there are one or two people who are willing to come back and take care of me and spend a little money."
, let my ex-wives remember my goodness. If you don’t do such a thing, you would be a fool. Although I am a scumbag, I am sentimental, and I am bad, but you have to admit that I, Xu Jianhua, have already stood in a position that is difficult for you young people.
At the height of reach"
Li Mu seemed to have eaten a slice of lemon.
The more Xu Jianhua talked, the more proud he became. He reached out and patted Li Mu on the shoulder, and said tirelessly, "You said that among my husbands who are married to ex-wives, some of them remember their birthdays, and some of them will buy them small gifts every once in a while to surprise them.
!? I got married a few days ago. The scene you saw is exactly the result of Xu Jianhua’s efforts to maintain the relationship between myself and my ex-wife over the years. Do you know how much money my first wife gave me!
?A total of five thousand, do you know what these five thousand represent? It means that I, Xu Jianhua, deserve them."
Li Mu was speechless.
"And before my first wife left, she secretly asked me something. She asked me, "Is this the last time?"
Xu Jianhua was very satisfied with Li Mu's shocked expression.
He took a sip of water and said with a smile, "I said "I don't know", do you guess what she said!?"
Xu Jianhua did not keep his mystery for too long, and then unveiled the veil.
"We'll talk about it when you calm down"
After saying this, Xu Jianhua sighed and said, "It's a pity that she is over forty. No matter how hard I try, I can't leave my heart to her. After all, I can only accompany her for a journey, but I can't be with her."
The man who has been her whole life, someone else’s bed partner, has made her miss her all her life. To be honest, she is really affectionate towards me, and it’s not in vain that she called me a waste every once in a while when my career was not improving.”
Xu Jianhua's final twist is too extreme and clever.
So much so that Li Mu was a little unable to react at first, and then he couldn't stop laughing.
"So! Li Mu, once a man has money, he will find that the women he meets in life are more affectionate than the last. If it weren't for the fact that money can't solve physical needs, I would want to spend the rest of my life with money."
Speaking.
Xu Jianhua scratched the back of his neck. At this time, a complicated look appeared on his face, and he said, "Actually, there was a period of time when I really hoped that my wife could be more considerate and tolerant of me, and give me a break when I was tired.
comfort, but she still criticized endlessly, and I missed the time period when I really needed tolerance and consideration, and suddenly found that everything was meaningless, including marriage."
"A little less like you"
Li Mu said in surprise.
"Just chatting"
Xu Jianhua smiled and said, "By the way, let me tell you, men must not struggle with relationships or marriage. The only thing that can make men struggle is money. Work hard to make money. Put your dignity in your waistband to make money. Once you have money, you will find that
The things I used to be obsessed with or the feelings I couldn’t get are not worth mentioning at all. When I look back, they are all rubbish."
