Just like Haruki Murakami's sentence in "Kafka on the Shore".
"You can never guess at which intersection life will give you a bump, nor can you guess at which stage life will give you a surprise."
The most wonderful place in life.
It lies in the unknown.
Xu Jianhua probably never expected that one day he would have to play the role of "uncle" despite being unfaithful to his marriage and taking life very casually.
Get off work in the evening.
"Why aren't you leaving yet!?"
After waiting for a few minutes, Xu Jianhua didn't see Li Mu calling him, so he quickly ran over and asked.
"School starts today. My wife has a lot to do. It will take a while before she can get off work. I just have a document that needs to be processed."
Li Mu replied without looking up.
"Hey"
Xu Jianhua was suddenly bored.
He thinks Li Mu is still interesting as before getting married, but now there is really no fun at all.
Maybe.
Li Mu's fun now belongs to his wife, and the rest of the boring can be left to his friend. Xu Jianhua turned around and left with his briefcase. As he walked, he sighed, "It's true that men can't get married. Once they get married,
It's like being trapped in a prison car, and you can't even call your friends out."
This theory is suitable for most men in modern society.
But Xu Jianhua himself is not included in it. He belongs to a small number of people who get more and more romantic the more they get married. Many people say that the marriage certificate is a contract.
But for Xu Jianhua, the marriage certificate is a letter of introduction to his wife's best friend. It's a pity that he didn't have time to make a close friend before his wife went to jail, otherwise he wouldn't be reduced to visiting bars and nightclubs at night.
Fun.
No matter how beautiful the women outside are, no matter how good their figure is.
But without the blessing of my wife and best friend, it is like a plate of dishes without any seasonings, which is really hard to swallow.
So in the past two days, Xu Jianhua wanted to release his wife and send her back after she got a best friend. He was willing, but the law didn't allow it.
Come to the underground garage.
"Xu Jianhua"
A furious sound came from behind the pillar.
Before Xu Jianhua had time to react, he was already surrounded by five or six men holding various controlled knives.
The leader is none other than Huang Lan’s husband Zhang Changsheng.
At this moment, Zhang Changsheng stared at him with an extremely angry and malicious look. He was holding an unsealed machete in his hand, and he looked like a man coming out of "Young and Dangerous".
"Oh, prosperity!"
Saw this scene.
Xu Jianhua was shocked.
But he has lived for more than forty years and has long since reached the stage where he doesn't panic when encountering problems. He greeted Zhang Changsheng with a calm face and said, "You don't have to go to such a big position to find me. Just make a phone call."
"
"Do you know that Huang Lan and I divorced because of you?"
Zhang Changsheng roared.
"Divorce!?"
Xu Jianhua was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "It's not a big deal. I've been divorced so many times and I'm still living well. It's just a small thing. There's no need to surround me with such brothers, not to mention Huang Lan's
If you have enough money, I will definitely give you a divorce compensation. With money, no woman can be found. Listen to my advice and find a young man. No matter how good Huang Lan is, she is already in her thirties, how can she be eighteen years old?
The girl is tender and delicious”
Xu Jianhua secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
With his understanding of human nature.
Generally, people who really dare to take action will not say a word of nonsense.
On the contrary, the angrier he appears, the more it proves that this person is nothing more than a sly and inwardly useless person. Just like a barking dog that doesn't bite, a silent person is the most reckless in doing things.
"Changsheng, don't talk nonsense, we have to run away after we take action"
A man next to Zhang Changsheng said.
He was wearing a sleeveless T-shirt, revealing the two large pythons tattooed on his arms. If he were a younger person, he might be intimidated by the pythons on his arms, but Xu Jianhua looked calm. p>
Young people who have not been severely beaten by society are like this.
Simple mind, well-developed limbs.
I always thought that wearing a sleeveless T-shirt and deliberately exposing my tattoo would be a big deal.
You still have to run away after using your hands, where can you run!?
Flying in the sky!?
Or should we imitate earthworms and burrow into the soil?
At such a young age, Xu Jianhua was convinced that he was so mentally retarded. After thinking for a while, Xu Jianhua asked, "Do you have a wife or girlfriend!?"
"None of your business"
The man said coldly.
"Haha"
Xu Jianhua chuckled lightly, took out a cigarette and lit one as if no one was watching, and said calmly, "If you have the ability, kill me today. It doesn't matter. I am forty-six years old, childless, and now I don't even have a wife."
, you are different. Some of the six of you must have wives and children. After you kill me, someone will naturally fuck your wives and beat your children."
Speaking.
Xu Jianhua placed the cigarette butt on the ground, sparking it.
"Come on!"
Xu Jianhua shouted loudly, took a step forward, pointed his index finger at his head, and said, "Come and kill me, I will replace each of you six. I am not afraid that no one will burn paper for me. The man who fucks your wife in the future will remember me."
OK, thank you for sacrificing your life to give them the opportunity to fuck your wives, come on!"
Take another step forward.
This step directly forces him in front of the man who "has to run away after taking action".
Xu Jianhua raised his head and stared at him, with a cold smile on his lips, and said, "Do it! Why don't you kill me!?"
Then.
Xu Jianhua asked coldly, "Is your wife beautiful?"
Perhaps Xu Jianhua's momentum was too fierce, and he directly suppressed the six people. Twelve eyes were all staring at Xu Jianhua, and the man who "had to run away" subconsciously took a step back.
"Pa"
Xu Jianhua ignored him.
He slapped Zhang Changsheng in the face with his backhand and cursed, "You think you can scare me with a few bastards? I have never done anything except burn my ashes."
This sentence.
That's too exaggerated.
However.
There are some awesome things that can only be felt if you brag about them on the right occasion.
"You..."
Zhang Changsheng was stunned by this sudden slap.
"What are you!"
Xu Jianhua then slapped him again and cursed, "If you want to risk your life, I can risk my life to play with you. Can you afford it!? For a pretty boy like you, not to mention that Huang Lan doesn't like you.
I even look down on you, what’s the matter!? After spending thousands and tens of thousands to find a few unemployed vagrants to support me, I will be afraid of you!? Tell you, stay away from me in the future, and never show up in front of me again.
I will burn you"
Because Xu Jianhua just said, "Nothing has been burned except for ashes," Xu Jianhua blurted out this last sentence completely unconsciously.
As for.
"Except for the ashes, they have not been burned." This sentence is obviously a faulty sentence.
Xu Jianhua doesn’t care either.
After all, if you say ruthless words, of course you should say them towards the place you hate the most, otherwise your "ruthlessness" will be greatly reduced.
"If I weren't worried about trouble, I would definitely put your wife to bed"
After slapping Zhang Changsheng several times in succession, Xu Jianhua straightened his tie without losing his grace.
Then.
He opened the car door in a swaggering manner and drove away.
Out of the garage.
Only then did Xu Jianhua feel that his back was completely soaked.
