His cousin Tony is a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds, and his wife Xiaoqiu is even fatter than him.
The key point is that Xiaoqiu's fatness is different from that of his cousin. One kind is fatness due to accumulation of flesh, and the other kind... should be muscular. It seems a bit inappropriate to use this word to describe women, but that is the fact.
How to say it!?
If you put aside skin color and race, Xiaoqiu looks like the bright pearl in the palm of boxing champion Tyson.
This is based on facts and rules.
When Li Mu's cousin Wei Jun's hometown was demolished and moved to a new community, he held a housewarming celebration. Tony took her daughter-in-law to attend. Xiao Qiu saw an arm strength placed on Wei Jun's balcony, so she took it and tried it.
She really wanted to give it a try.
Wei Jun joked with her that if she could win more than ten, and one more, he, the eldest brother, would pay fifty yuan.
Originally this sentence was just a joke.
Because the arm strength of the Guardsman is 60 kilograms.
Even the guards themselves can pull off more than thirty people at most at one time, and this is when they use all their strength.
However.
The reality shocked everyone's eyes.
Xiaoqiu held a 60-kilogram arm strength and lifted it easily.
a.
Two.
Ten.
Thirty.
When she was playing, both her expressions and movements always gave people a relaxed and comfortable feeling. It wasn't until she exceeded one hundred and twenty that she felt a little bit strenuous.
In the end, Xiaoqiu had a total of one hundred and fifty-six.
Putting down the arm strength, Xiaoqiu didn't say a word, just stared at Weijun. The atmosphere at that time was so depressing that Weijun had cold sweat on his forehead. It was fifty yuan a piece. Xiaoqiu had pulled so much, so he had to pay for it.
Seven or eight thousand were given to Xiaoqiu. Weijun wanted to deny it at the time, but he noticed that Xiaoqiu suddenly put his hand on the arm strength machine.
Weijun decisively chose to pay.
No way.
According to the numbers on the arm strength board and the evaluation of their respective physical fitness, he is not Xiaoqiu's opponent.
No.
No, he is not Xiaoqiu’s opponent.
But teaming up with Li Mu is also no match for Xiaoqiu.
This is not his speculation, but a conclusion drawn from his cousin Tony’s previous milk tea incident.
As a man.
Still a fat man of over 200 pounds.
His third aunt's cousin Tony was beaten by Xiaoqiu to the point where he screamed "help".
Isn’t Tony strong!?
Obviously not.
With such a heavy physique here, if he went out to challenge other men, Tony would definitely win more and lose less. But it was Tony like this who almost got fucked by his wife, especially when he heard him calling for help, and there happened to be relatives in the next door neighbor's house.
As a guest, I quickly rushed over and several middle-aged men came over to start a fight.
The results are scary.
Two of the people who came to start the fight were pushed by Xiaoqiu. One of them...may have broken his back because he hit something, and the other was pushed five or six meters away and sat on the ground for a long time without getting up. This fighting ability is even more like that of Lian Jiazi, who has practiced traditional martial arts for several years.
Weijun was able to escape from his wife's hands, not because he was tough enough, but mainly because his wife was not Xiaoqiu.
If it were Xiaoqiu who went under the knife instead.
The hospital where the Guardsmen were lying must not be.
Being fat is not scary.
The scary thing is being strong.
If you are more than 300 kilograms strong and have more than 300 kilograms of strength, it will be scary.
Li Mu remembered clearly that when his cousin Tony saw that his wife had won so much money from his cousin Wei Jun, he kept praising his wife for her greatness.
Unexpectedly.
His wife's energy was not used to cultivate the land, but was used to beat him severely.
So when Li Mu heard that his cousin was fucked like this by his daughter-in-law Xiaoqiu, he immediately gave up the idea of avenging him. Mainly, Li Mu was a little scared when he saw Xiaoqiu.
What's more, domestic violence by wives is a common reality in society today. According to a research report from Beijing Normal University, the proportion of men who believe they have suffered domestic violence is 66.1%, which is much higher than the 64% of women.
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Being beaten is a kind of happiness.
At least it proves that he is not a bachelor, or that his cousin Tony was beaten a bit badly and turned a man's head into a pig's head.
"Have you eaten yet!?"
Li Mu decisively changed the topic.
"No"
Tony walked into the living room with his unique facial expression.
Maybe I was beaten a little too hard this time, and the water in my brain was knocked out. When I saw Teacher Zhou, I didn’t say “hmm” like I usually do when meeting outsiders, but politely called “sister-in-law.”
Sure enough.
Only children who are beaten will learn to be polite.
"Yeah"
Teacher Zhou responded with a smile, and then asked, "Li Mu, this..."
"My third aunt's son, you can just call him Tony"
Li Mu walked into the kitchen and filled a bowl of rice, then put a pair of chopsticks in front of Tony and said, "Eat first. By the way, I haven't asked Xiaoqiu why he hit you!? Did you invite other girls to drink milk tea again?"
Found it!?"
"Brother, how dare I!"
Tony laughed miserably while eating.
"What's the reason!?"
Li Mu then asked, "Your wife will never beat you up for no reason, right?"
"Brother"
Speaking of which.
Tony's purple eyes actually started to shed tears again.
Perhaps because the tears were salt, his already discolored eye sockets hurt even more. He didn't dare to rub them with his hands, so he could only relieve them by blinking. Turning to look at Li Mu, Tony looked very painful and said, "My wife has cheated on me."
”
"Ah!"
Li Mu looked in disbelief.
This news shocked him far more than his cousin being beaten.
Xiaoqiu.
But it weighs about three hundred pounds!.
Is this the desperado who did such a desperate thing!?
Teacher Zhou and Su Xiaoxiao, who were eating, stopped their hands and cast sympathetic looks at Tony one after another.
"But she didn't succeed"
Tony explained, "She was chatting with someone online, and then it gradually developed into a phone call. Tonight, the man insisted on a video call with her. She couldn't resist the man's various requests, so she started a video call with him, and then the man stopped talking.
I ignored her and was blacklisted on WeChat and phone calls. I said she was ugly and shouldn’t think of good things, so she started beating me."
"..."
Li Mu looked at his cousin blankly.
From Tony's words, Li Mu got at least two pieces of information.
First.
His cousin has always known that his wife is secretly chatting with men outside.
Second.
His cousin has extremely strong trust in his wife's appearance and her large face, which can cover three-quarters of her face when shooting a video.
After all.
Not every man is as young and ignorant as he was before.
I think a daughter-in-law who doesn’t need a cent of the bride price is a good daughter-in-law.
Sometimes.
Free is often more expensive than marked price.
"Did you come over here!?"
Li Mu then asked.
"Yeah"
Tony nodded and said.
"..."
Li Mu already knows what kind of life his cousin is living.
Tony's new house is at least twenty miles away from his place, but Tony can't even afford two yuan for bus fare.
This is enough proof.
Xiaoqiu hit Tony with an iron fist so hard that all the coins on Tony's body bounced cleanly.
