He only needs to say "I despise your mother" or "I lied to you yesterday" to Han Hui, and Han Hui will not have any interaction with him except for the normal teaching of Ziyun and Ziyun.
But Xu Jianhua really can’t say it now.
It can’t be done either.
Even if he spends money to find a fake master, he will successfully complete what he promised Han Hui yesterday.
Just a white lie.
"Oh"
Han Hui's "Oh" was dragged out for a long time.
"Believe in the master, he is very powerful"
Xu Jianhua watched Master Jia knocking on the bamboo pole for a while, and finally found a chair to sit down, and couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.
Fake masters are not scary.
I’m afraid that Master Jia will continue acting endlessly.
However, he is blind in one eye and insists on pretending to be blind. In order to make money, Master Jia also tried his best to show off his acting skills in front of him as a director.
"Cough cough cough"
Master Jia, whose beard and hair were all white, made a series of coughs that sounded like he was suffering from tuberculosis.
After coughing, he turned around and spit out phlegm. This disgusted Xu Jianhua and Han Hui. Xu Jianhua began to regret coming to him. Any master in the small park was better than him, not necessarily in terms of fortune-telling ability, at least.
Personal quality will make people feel more comfortable. Unlike this, just pretend to be blind. The quality standard is too low.
After he finished spitting.
Another cough.
Then he actually swallowed the phlegm without spitting it out.
There was no fucking food in the morning... to satisfy their hunger. Xu Jianhua and Han Hui felt uncomfortable in their stomachs.
"Master, I'm in a hurry, you hurry up"
Xu Jianhua lost the respect he had for the master at first and looked impatient.
"Donor..."
As usual, Master Jia also wants to say a few words.
After all, Mr. Xu gave a lot. Faced with this kind of owner who was willing to pay, Master Jia still wanted to show the attitude of serving the supreme VIP and use the richest emotions and the most layered language skills to complete the transaction, but time was delayed.
The longer it is, the more the customer feels that he is respected, just like he gives massage at the shop at the entrance of the community at night.
Time.
and respect are interconnected.
The longer it takes.
Respectful and honest.
"Hurry up"
Xu Jianhua is a little impatient.
He didn't spend money just to find someone disgusting. This guy's personal quality is so damn poor. No wonder he can't even find a woman to live with at such an old age.
"Okay, okay, okay"
Master Jia immediately heard the impatience in Xu Jianhua's words and nodded repeatedly. Then he took the birth date from Han Hui and immediately took off his sunglasses and looked at it carefully.
This sudden scene almost made Han Hui laugh to death.
She turned to look at Xu Jianhua.
"There is a kind of blindness in this world, called sometimes blindness"
Xu Jianhua explained seriously, "When you reach a certain age, you will understand that dumb and blind people do not all refer to disabled people. They may also refer to some people who have adapted to the workplace. They choose to be dumb or blind, as long as it is profitable.
Everything you can imagine is being done by someone, and there are some things that only normal people would do more like or go beyond."
"You're right"
Han Hui held back her face and nodded seriously.
Compared to her father and Uncle Qian, Han Hui thinks that Uncle Xu is very interesting and likes to tell lies in a serious manner, but these nonsense are quite reasonable.
“Mr. Xu’s words are very insightful”
Master Jia took off his sunglasses and flattered him very cleverly.
At least in Master Jia's opinion, this flattery is the most timely flattery he has shot in recent times, both in terms of strength and time control.
Just.
But after hearing this, Xu Jianhua wanted to take out his gun and kill this bastard.
Regardless of whether you are a real master or a fake master, since you choose to pretend to be thirteen, you should pretend to be a little bit like it. You can't have the temperament of a fairy. At least you must learn to be cold in attitude, but this thing can open its mouth and...
A strong smell of flattery immediately hit his face. When he noticed that the big boss Xu Jianhua's face looked a little strange, Master Jia was shocked and immediately knew that he had done something stupid.
Does the big boss Xu Jianhua still need someone to flatter him?
There is definitely no shortage.
Therefore, his behavior only made the big boss unhappy.
After coughing twice more, Master Jia returned to the topic.
Maybe the masters all come from the same sect. Master Jia spread his right hand and pinched his fingers back and forth. In professional terms, this is called "pinch and count".
When doing calculations, the expression on his face changes rapidly, just like when he learned fortune-telling and learned the face-changing technique in Sichuan Opera. Within a few seconds, Master Jia changed from surprise at the beginning, to shock, and then to enlightenment. p>
It wasn't until the end that I sighed quietly.
"Judging from the horoscopes of birth dates, men are gold and women are fire. There are women but no men guarding the empty house. They fight day and night and don't agree with each other. There are men but no women for half a lifetime, and both of them are short-lived."
No matter what Master Jia's real professional level is, his words alone are worth two hundred yuan.
For nothing else.
Just to encourage Master Jia at such an old age, he used Baidu to learn professional vocabulary and memorized some sentences.
So if you want to serve this bowl of rice, you have to work hard.
To be a liar, you also need to learn, otherwise how can you keep pace with the times?
"Xiaohui, look..."
Xu Jianhua spread his hands and said with a regretful expression, "Your mother and I are really not suitable for each other."
"Can I have a word with the master!?"
Han Hui asked with a smile.
"You don't believe me, do you? Okay, then ask the master carefully. I'll be waiting at the door. If the master...says nonsense like touching bones, you can just slap him hard and beat him to death. Uncle Xu will help you settle it." p>
Xu Jianhua glanced at Master Jia and then walked out of the room.
"How much did he charge!?"
Han Hui opened her mouth and asked, "I'll pay you a thousand dollars so that you can swallow what you just said."
"I am..."
Master Jia felt a little shaken.
"One Thousand Five"
Han Hui said directly, "If you don't agree, I will really think that you are a master of noble character, choose to believe your words, and turn around and leave."
"I..."
There was a flash of struggle in Master Jia's good eye.
Seeing that Han Hui actually turned around, his professional ethics of getting paid to do things was instantly thrown into the trash can, and he quickly said, "I agree."
"Do you know what to say!?"
Han Hui turned around and asked with a smile.
"Know"
Facing the master who is willing to pay, the master's backbone is instantly crushed into powder.
No way.
Now is the economy and society,
Since it is an economic society, making money must be the first priority. As for morality, whatever!
When Xu Jianhua came in, Master Jia actually took out 500 yuan and placed it in front of Xu Jianhua, saying, "After listening to what this girl said just now, I feel deeply guilty and feel that I should not betray my conscience for a mere 500 yuan. Mr. Xu, I'm sorry."
Now, I will use what I have learned in my life to make calculations."
Then.
Master Jia closed his useful eyes and pinched his fingers crazily.
The speed is much faster than the 500 that Xu Jianhua paid just now. Sure enough, you get what you pay for. If the money is not enough, it will naturally be all junk.
