Stop pretending, I am the God of Cooking and I am showing off my cards! Chapter 321 The most powerful tidbit in history! Dundun: I will take away your shit in three seconds!
Chapter 321 The most powerful tidbit in history! Dundun: I will take away your shit in three seconds!
"Why are you thinking about good things, brother-in-law?"
Dachun looked at Xie Baomin with disdain. If there really was such a way to keep fit without getting tired, there wouldn't be so many sub-healthy people.
He thought for a while and said:
"Your body is too weak and your foundation is poor. You can try jogging first, or you can jump rope. Yes, just jump rope. Slowly increase the amount. If you jump for a month, your body will change a lot."
Jump rope?
Xie Baomin was a little surprised. Isn’t this a sport only for children?
"Is there anything else?"
"Swimming, swimming three thousand meters a day, not only keeps fit, but also saves money on your waist and knees; jogging, you can run home from work every day and you won't have any problems. In addition, you can also do jumping jacks and burpees
, aerobics... Anyway, as long as you want to exercise, there are many ways."
I want to exercise, but I don’t want to be tired... Xie Baomin thought about it and decided to skip rope in the future.
Although you can’t jump at home, you can do it on the Diaoyutai.
The basement is quiet and spacious, making it an excellent place to jump rope.
And exercising during working hours gives people the pleasure of paid fitness.
Thinking about it this way, I'm still taking advantage.
When I think about Master still having eight-pack abs at such an old age, it’s time for us Lao Xie to show his abs again.
He took a bite of the fried noodles and found them caramel and delicious. It tasted much better than last time.
"Junior brother, did you do this?"
"Wei Qian and Zhu Yong made it. I made tripe soup today."
Wei Qian and Zhu Yong?
Xie Baomin has never eaten the fried noodles made by Zhu Yong, but he has eaten the fried noodles made by Wei Gan.
Although the fried noodles last time were delicious, they were not nearly as delicious as they are now, and the texture was not as good as this.
This kind of improvement has occurred in just a few days. This talent is truly extraordinary.
Fortunately, he was poached by his junior brother. If he had been poached by others, it would be considered a loss to Diaoyutai.
After finishing the fried noodles, he drank a bowl of soup.
For a senior chef, Xie Baomin is not very interested in this kind of soup, because it looks a bit viscous, and the color of the old soy sauce gives people a very greasy feeling.
But since it was made by my junior brother, I have to taste it to see if this soup is as delicious as my younger brother and sister praised it.
As soon as I brought the tripe soup to my mouth, a nice sour aroma penetrated my nostrils.
Take a small sip of the sour and appetizing soup. As soon as you enter your mouth, you can taste the strong aroma mixed with the soup. This strong aroma, coupled with the sour aroma of vinegar and the spiciness of pepper, washes away the greasy feeling brought by the fried noodles.
Clean and tidy.
It's really magical. This soup is obviously quite greasy, but because of the spicy and sour taste, it actually has the effect of relieving greasiness.
The spiciness of pepper not only relieves fatigue, but also has a sweating effect.
Take a sip of the hot soup and your whole body will feel refreshed.
Comfortable!
No wonder everyone praises this soup for pairing with fried noodles, it tastes really different.
"Junior brother, this soup is really amazing. I feel like few people can make hot and sour soup that is so refreshing and fragrant."
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The most important thing about this soup is the control of sourness.
If you add too much vinegar, the sour taste will be too strong; if you add too little, it will look greasy; if you add it too early, it will evaporate too quickly; if you add it too late, the vinegar smell will be too strong... In short, the requirements for experience are very high.
Lin Xu smiled and said:
"It's easy, just add the vinegar twice."
As soon as he said these words, Xie Baomin immediately understood the secret:
"Junior brother's talent is really great. He can actually think of a way to put vinegar in two times... According to the order, there should be two kinds of vinegar. The first time only needs to reveal the sour aroma of vinegar, it should be white vinegar or rice vinegar.
The second drizzle before serving should be balsamic vinegar or something that can be eaten directly, right?"
At this moment, Lin Xu felt like he was being intimidated by a technical master.
I relied solely on the skills and experience provided by the system to support me. I didn’t expect that my senior brother would easily defeat me. This is simply unspeakable.
No wonder he was accepted as a disciple by his master.
This talent is really amazing.
"Senior brother, you are really awesome. You cracked the recipe after just one taste."
"It's bad, I've just seen it too much, so I don't have much experience... The fried noodles I ate last time were a little greasy, but when paired with this soup, it was perfect. The two should be eaten together."
Except for the fungus, the ingredients in the tripe soup are all in the shape of threads. It tastes smooth and crispy in the mouth. Under the influence of pepper, it makes people feel refreshed all over.
While eating delicious fried noodles, Xie Baomin asked his two sons:
"How do you like this meal? Is it as delicious as the one made by the chef at your school?"
The eldest son Xie Yufei said seriously:
"Uncle Lin's fried noodles are definitely more delicious than the school chef's. With the overwhelming promotion online, we have long wanted to try it."
The youngest son Xie Yuhang continued:
"But dad, you are not as good as the school chef. The food you cook is always tasteless."
Xie Baomin: "..."
You two have inherited your uncle's bad habit of "boars can't eat fine chaff".
Next to him, Shu Yun was eating delicious fried noodles, looking at Zeng Xiaoqi, Dou Wenjing and Shen Baobao and asked:
"You three have been shopping in the mall all morning, aren't you going back in the afternoon?"
"No, I will continue to shoot videos in the afternoon. Today I plan to shoot Dundun playing billiards. This is also his favorite project in the past. He picks out flower balls from all the balls and piles them aside, and then plays with small balls."
Dou Wenjing blinked:
"Dundun, can you even tell the colors of billiard balls? I've been lost in the lake a lot of time."
Zeng Xiaoqi smiled:
"This looks like a good student who doesn't go to the billiard hall. The billiard balls with larger numbers are white mixed with other colors, called flower balls, also called big balls. The smaller numbers are all the same color, called small balls or colored balls... But
As a cat, can Dundun know the difference?"
Director Shen smiled and said:
"My son is so powerful, there must be no problem. Isn't it his godmother?"
Shu Yun nodded:
"Yes, our family is so good at playing billiards. Isn't it normal for me to be able to play billiards... I'll go there in the afternoon too. I haven't seen my godson play billiards yet."
Dundun liked playing billiards like this in the past, but Shen Baobao didn't pay attention at the time, thinking that Lin Xu helped him divide the billiards. But after seeing the little guy's non-physical performance, he felt that he should have played with the billiards himself.<
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Just after lunch, several people hurriedly hugged Dundun and left, intending to take pictures of Dundun playing billiards.
Lin Xu went downstairs to check out the roasted chicken. After confirming that it was OK, he asked Xu Xinhua to start going out. He also said hello to the neighbors queuing outside and asked them to be calm. The roasted chicken will be sold soon.
Xie Baomin ate a large portion of fried noodles and a bowl of hot and sour soup. He was just about to wander around the store and discuss some cooking techniques with Lin Xu when Dachun took him away to exercise.
"Brother-in-law, your body is very weak, so you should exercise quickly. As long as you follow my instructions, I guarantee that you will have eight-pack abs soon."
When he heard about eight-pack abs, Chef Xie, who didn't want to leave at first, immediately waved, and the whole family got in the car and left together, wanting to see what difference the exercise method Dachun mentioned was different.
Seeing the confident look on his senior brother's face, Lin Xu wanted to remind him.
The fitness moves and events that can be easily done by physical veterans trained in sports schools like Dachun does not mean that novices can do it as well.
Waiting for Chef Xie to make a fitness comeback.
After sending his senior brother and his family away, Lin Xu called on his cell phone and updated a message under Lin Ji’s food topic:
"In the evening, there will be a new soup served with fried noodles in the store. Friends who like fried noodles should not miss it."
Then he took a look at the popularity rankings. Today, the popularity of Linji Food has dropped slightly, but it is still ranked second in the Yanjing region's hot search list, and it ranks in the 20s in the national list.
In addition to two or three hot searches complaining about scenic spots, the rest are videos of various celebrities visiting tourist attractions.
The National Day is so popular, and it’s normal for celebrities to enjoy the popularity.
Especially those topics that resonate with ordinary people, such as crowded scenic spots, traffic jams on the road, etc., can arouse ordinary people's desire to complain.
When everyone makes complaints about celebrities together, the popularity will rise.
Looking at the national rankings, the four words "Lin Ji Gourmet" are mixed with a group of celebrities' complaints and even frivolous moaning, which seems particularly eye-catching.
Switching from the national list to the regional list, the number one ranking #京城tourstrategy# is still gaining momentum.
In addition to the large number of people visiting the capital, the most important thing is that a lot of B&B hotels and scenic spots are making their presence felt in this hot search. Driven by the advertising effect, the popularity of the topic has increased a lot in a short period of time.
"We have to find a way to get to the first place!"
After Lin Xu read it, he planned to put the highlights that were originally scheduled to be updated in the evening into the afternoon.
While the competition for hot topics in the Yanjing area is not so fierce yet, rush forward and complete the main tasks first, so as not to prevent celebrities from the capital from jumping in to join the heat and miss the opportunity to reach the first place.
After confirming this, Lin Xu put away his phone and continued cooking.
And under the post about serving soup, there are many replies from netizens:
Blind Taxi Driver: It comes with fried noodles and it tastes like hot and sour soup. What do you think, Brother Haohan?
Liangshan is so dry: There is hot and sour soup in the store. Yesterday I had hot and sour soup with fried noodles, and it tasted quite good.
Bobo was unhappy: I went to the scenic spot specially, but Boss Lin didn’t come back. I was so angry that I ordered two roasted whole lambs. Friends who come to the scenic spot tomorrow will eat them for free.
The 200-pound cutie: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tianyi 3G is fast: Brother, you are so handsome. I won’t arrive at the scenic spot until noon tomorrow. Can you leave me a piece of mutton?
Lost Roasted Whole Lamb: I will go to the store to try the new soup in the evening, and I will go to a relative’s house for dinner tomorrow at noon. I plan to bring roasted chicken. Do you want to buy it today or tomorrow?
Invisible chicken wings: This depends on whether you want to eat them hot or cold. If you and your relatives like to eat them cold, buy them tonight. If you like them hot, buy them tomorrow at noon. Let me tell you a little secret. The roast chicken in the store is available at 11 am.
It's sold when ordered. It's freshly cooked and so delicious that a picky eater like me can eat a whole one.
Blind taxi driver: Forgive me for my blindness, did you miss the word "no"? You are not picky about food, right?
Invisible chicken wings: ????? Blind man, just wait for me, I will get your car next time, it will definitely be a big bad review!
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West Fourth Ring Road, Shen Family Villa.
When everyone arrived on the first floor, they discovered that it was a fully equipped gym.
"Wow, it's so beautiful. It's my dream love house. I like this kind of house with a gym the most. I can exercise every day, which gives me a proud waistcoat line and peach buttocks..."
Zeng Xiaoqi fell in love with this place as soon as she saw it.
I also specially tried to sink the barbell used when the baby does squats.
Shu Yun smiled and said:
"You have small breasts, but you still don't practice breast training."
Zeng Xiaoqi originally wanted to refute, but it turned out to be the case.
Dou Wenjing's 32d is equivalent to 34c, and Shu Yun's 36c is equivalent to 34d. After doing the calculation, 34b, which I originally thought was okay, suddenly became the last.
Alas, the school belle of the Communication University back then actually fell to the bottom of the contempt chain. I’m sorry to my alma mater, I’ve embarrassed you.
Geng Lele, who came with him, took a billiard ball and tossed it in his hand:
"You are so boring. You are quite grown up. You are no different from the children in the middle class of kindergarten...Don't look at them. If you look at them too much, your IQ will drop."
Dundun was originally watching the aunties playing around with great interest.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately turned my chubby head to the side.
Zeng Xiaoqi: "..."
Dou Wenjing: "..."
Shu Yun: "..."
Is this kid too smart?
Not long after, Director Shen came over and said to everyone:
"When we started filming, I thought it would be more interesting to turn off all the surrounding lights and leave only a few incandescent lights hanging from the pool table."
The incandescent lamp has a lampshade, which just covers the entire light source on the billiard table.
Once the surrounding lights are turned off, the entire pool table looks like it is in darkness, giving people a sense of mystery.
After the test, Zeng Xiaoqi repeatedly said:
"The boss lady has good directing skills, and the video suddenly became more sophisticated."
After everything was ready, Shen Baobao arranged the billiard balls and then held Dundun on the billiard table:
"Son, within three seconds, take away these aunties' damn!"
Dundun came to the billiard table, pulled the white ball and pushed it forward hard, and it hit the pile of balls. The hitting position was not on one side of the pile of triangular balls. All the balls were scattered at once, and three of them were scattered.
The ball fell into the hole.
Zeng Xiaoqi, who claims to be good at playing billiards, couldn't help but say an inelegant swear word:
"Fuck!"
Shu Yun and Dou Wenjing couldn't help but exclaimed.
I never expected Dundun to play like this.
On the other hand, Geng Lele, who was originally a little bored, suddenly lit up with surprise in his eyes.
Such a smart cat, you can chat with it when you get bored in the future.
As expected of our Holy Lord, he is amazing!
Next, Dundun happily played billiards.
One moment he was rolling on the table and kicking away all the balls around him, and the next moment he was pushing the black ball through the messy billiard balls like an obstacle course.
I got so excited that I even stood up straight and imitated human walking again.
However, the billiard table is not smooth enough. After taking a few steps, it feels tired and continues to play aimlessly.
Everyone around was dumbfounded.
Oh my god, is this a cat?
"Dundun has always been very smart, but it's not an exaggeration. Those trained animals in the circus are even smarter than Dundun."
The reason why Shen Baobao wants to shoot billiards is not only to shoot more Dundun-related videos while it is hot, but also to let everyone experience the magic of Dundun.
In case the netizens haven’t gone crazy yet after the video was uploaded, these guys went crazy first.
After she explained it like this, everyone felt that it was indeed the case.
Many animals can do arithmetic and ride bicycles after training. Simply learning to walk and play billiards doesn't seem so magical.
But it’s quite impressive that kittens and cats can be so smart.
“I feel like I can’t lie to Dundun anymore.”
"It's wrong to lie to children. Dundun, I am your Aunt Zeng. Can I shake your hand?"
She stretched out her white right hand towards Dundun. Dundun squatted and hesitated for a while, but finally stretched out her right paw and gently touched it.
"Wow haha, you really shook hands with me. The pads of Dundun's claws are so soft and comfortable to touch, and the hair is also slippery..."
As Zeng Xiaoqi was talking, Dundun pulled back her paw.
Just shake hands, but you actually want to take advantage of me?
Woman, please respect yourself!
On the other side, after finishing the afternoon rush hour, Lin Xu took the keys and returned to the community behind while everyone was cleaning up the kitchen.
Turn on the computer, pull out the video I made last night, cut it in the middle, divide it into upper and lower episodes, and then add the opening and ending.
After generating the video, upload the previous episode to the short video platform.
In order to attract people, I also specially added a more attractive title:
"The tidbits you want are here! Dundun: Within three seconds, I will take away your shit!"
After uploading, wait patiently for review.
Not long after, this video appeared in Lin Xu’s personal news.
In order to increase the popularity of the topic, he also forwarded the video to the topic and chose to pin it to the top.
In addition, a message was pinned to the top of the comment area of the video:
"This video is divided into two parts. If there are more than 500,000 likes, the next part will be updated. It will be more exciting and shocking. This message was edited by Dundun. Please forgive me if there are any typos."
Well, sending this message in a Dundun tone makes it even more mysterious.
As soon as the video was released, netizens from all walks of life who were waiting to update the video flocked to it.
"The title is so deceiving, let me know what the content of Kangkang's video is."
"I hope Boss Lin is not a clickbait guy."
"As long as Dundun appears, it doesn't matter whether the headlines are partisan or not."
"Yes, yes, food lovers like us like Dundun."
"Are you upstairs using us as food?"
"I'm going!
Come on in and watch the video. Oh my god, my outlook has been shocked. How could there be such a smart cat in the world? He was a professor at a film school in his last life, right?"
"One person went crazy in less than a minute, take him away, next one!"
"Ah, ah, ah, Dun Dun is awesome, let me just say that our Holy Lord of Miao Miao Cult is not simple, right?"
"What's going on? Another one is crazy?"
"..."
On the afternoon of the second day of the National Day holiday, countless netizens who clicked on the video were shocked by Dundun in the picture.
The few people at the meeting just acted out whatever they were talking about. It was simply not like a cat.
Isn’t the cat raised by Boss Lin so powerful?
In the barrage, countless fucks floated by, so densely packed that they even blocked the video screen.
As for Lin Ji’s food topic, more and more people are coming in and telling their feelings after watching the video.
The popularity of the topic continues to rise.
Finally, at 3:30 in the afternoon, it successfully topped the Yanjing area topic list.
Lin Xu, who was working in the kitchen, suddenly heard the system prompt in his mind:
"Congratulations to the host for completing the main mission [Famous], and winning a lottery for a perfect lost dish, a lottery for a perfect griddle dish, a lottery for a perfect pickled dish, three perfect cooking learning cards, and a thirty-minute special
A prop experience card!"
"Lin Ji's food topic broke into the top 20 in the national list, and he won a lottery for perfect cooking techniques. Congratulations to the host."
Hmm?
Why does it also come with a reward?
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