Stop pretending, I am the God of Cooking and I am showing off my cards! Chapter 728: This generation of netizens have no sense of boundaries, right? If you have a car, don’t show off, like walking in brocade at night!
Chapter 728: This generation of netizens have no sense of boundaries, right? If you have a car, don’t show off, like walking in brocade at night!
Chapter 729 Isn’t this generation of netizens too boundless? Don’t show off if you have a car, it’s like walking at night in brocade clothes! [Please subscribe]
"I'll go, isn't this Boss Lin!"
When they first saw the words, netizens thought it was some kid showing off, but when they saw the photos, everyone was stunned.
Good guy, when he was in the capital, others were the background for Boss Lin. Now that he is back in his hometown, he, a rising culinary star, has become the background for others.
Soon, several people’s accounts were revealed.
"Haha, is this the Chen Shaokang who was called home to do homework last time by netizens?"
"The fat guy's name is Xiaoxun, and he appeared in Boss Lin's video."
"The girl's name is Shi Jasmine. The jasmine flower growing on the stone gives people a strong and gentle feeling."
"What cute little kids. I remember the last time they made roasted whole lamb, they followed the boss lady and pretended. Unexpectedly, today the boss lady didn't pretend, but they became interested."
“Boss Lin’s background work twice really made people laugh out loud.”
"It's just his cousin. If someone else had written a short composition like this, I'm afraid they would have been hammered by Boss Lin's fans."
"I really envy the atmosphere in Boss Lin's family. Our family is not good at it. Every time relatives get together, they get angry and talk about all kinds of things like old millet and rotten sesame seeds!"
"Then don't get together. We're relatives. If we get along, we'll keep in touch. If we don't, we'll break up."
"..."
At first, these posts only became popular in the topic of Lin Ji Food, but eventually netizens reposted them everywhere, making the entire Internet popular, and some people directly put Lin Xu's photos in the news.
What about young people returning home actively starting their own businesses, about manual workers not having to feel inferior, and about how no matter how far you go, you should never forget the love and taste of your hometown...
Anyway, there is only one picture at the beginning, and the content is all edited.
Some people made fun of Lin Xu as their cousin, while others really took it as news. Even those masters of success even put Lin Xu’s photo on their homepage:
"Because he has not found the right direction in life, young men can only do manual labor, and are ridiculed by relatives when they return to their hometown. Students who do not want to have such an experience can click on the link below to purchase my course, which is currently on sale at 40% off...
”
All of a sudden, all kinds of monsters and monsters popped out.
Especially those who sell courses, when they see their colleagues using Lin Xu’s photos to fool netizens, they follow suit.
In this way, the entire Internet became a mess, which was more chaotic than the chaos in northwest Shanxi on the day Li Yunlong attacked Ping'an County.
In the kitchen, Lin Xu tasted a piece of roasted whole lamb and said to Ni Yongtai and the others:
"Try them all. Remember to eat the mutton while it's hot. It will get greasy when it's cold, and the skin on the outside won't be crispy anymore."
Ni Yongtai is preparing the dishes for the kitchen. Now that the food is almost ready, the kitchen has to pack up a few dishes and start lunch.
After lunch, they had to hurry back to the racecourse to arrange the evening reception.
After eating two pieces of mutton, Lin Xu went out to chat with the female guest's relatives for a while, and then went upstairs to prepare a toast at about the same time.
Don't come to this situation too early, otherwise they will kill you if you are not careful.
You have to wait until everyone is almost drunk and ready to eat, then you arrive belatedly, say a few polite words, then lightly punish yourself with a drink, and then sit down and have something to eat together, that's it.
There are still things to do in the afternoon, so no one will be drinking anxiously with a glass of wine.
While eating, Lin Xu's cell phone rang. When he saw that it was Chen Yan, he left the private room and came outside, and then chose to answer:
"What's wrong, Sister Yan?"
"You have become popular, brother-in-law. Now the whole Internet is full of photos of your roasted lamb. It is even on the Australian News Network. There are news about a disabled East Asian boy starting a business in Sydney and other news. Several of us laughed so hard that we burst into tears." p>
Lin Xu was a little confused:
"What's going on?"
He selected the speaker mode, minimized the call window, and then clicked on the webpage to look at it. Only then did he realize that it was a photo of roasted lamb that had just come out of the oven, with all kinds of weird names.
Now there are even versions such as the return of the King of Soldiers to roast mutton, and the return of the Immortal Emperor to do coolies. Netizens are very creative and there are various versions.
Lin Xu was dumbfounded:
"This generation of netizens have no sense of boundaries!"
"It has nothing to do with the netizens. It's your cousins who are causing the trouble. It's okay if they don't gossip online... How will it end now? But there are already people selling courses under the guise of being self-indulgent."
If it's just a joke or something, Lin Xu doesn't care.
Now is the era of national entertainment. It is normal for netizens to make fun of their own photos, but if they want to use it to defraud, the nature has changed.
He thought for a while and said:
"Let me tell Brother Feng, those who use my photos to sell courses are sending legal letters to sue one by one. This kind of thing will never be tolerated, especially those who take the lead. It's time for them to feel the iron fist of the law."
"What about netizens?"
"Let me make a statement now. It's okay to talk about this matter and make fun of it, but it's absolutely not okay to use it to make money by selling courses."
He didn't care about eating at the moment, so he hurried downstairs and found the group of instigators who had poked a hole in the sky.
"You guys have pretty good writing skills."
Lin Xu sat next to Chen Shaokang, reached out and grabbed a mutton rib and started to chew on it.
On the three tables, their side had the most mutton. After all, the conditions for the dormitory students were too difficult. It was not easy for them to come back, so everyone had to eat and drink well.
But now, Lin Xu feels that young people still have to endure more hardships.
Otherwise, there wouldn’t have been such a big mess.
Chen Shaokang said with a smile:
"Cousin, your popularity on the Internet is so high. The post I just posted has tens of thousands of likes, and the number of fans is also skyrocketing. I feel like I won’t be able to survive now if I drop out of school and work in self-media..."
Before he finished speaking, his second aunt slapped him on the head:
"You bastard, do you still want to drop out of school?"
After Chen Yan hung up the phone, she called Shen Jiayue again. Now the whole family knew that these young men had caused trouble, and Lin Xu's photos were all over the Internet.
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The second aunt was already very angry. When she heard that Chen Shaokang wanted to drop out of school, she immediately slapped her in the face.
A good person actually dropped out of school to become a self-media. Do you know how self-media operates? Is this a long-term solution to follow your cousin's popularity every day?
Haven’t you seen that there has been discussion on the Internet these days about UP’s suspension of updates due to insufficient revenue?
Chen Shaokang looked aggrieved and was about to speak when his second aunt said:
"You guys are spreading nonsense on the Internet. Look how much trouble you have caused. Many people are showing off and deceiving you with the photos. Your cousin will be blamed for it later."
This is not an alarmist statement. I just want to take this opportunity to warn a few young people not to mess around.
Lin Xu said:
"Auntie, you don't have to be so serious and scare them. I'll just make a statement about this. Don't be nervous."
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and posted a message under his personal account:
"My cousin is naughty and used my photo to mess up her hair. While you are joking and entertaining, you should also be careful not to be deceived. Anyone who uses my photo to sell courses is a liar. Don't be fooled."<
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Soon, Brother Feng’s law firm also issued a lawyer’s statement, stating that it would pursue the legal responsibility of relevant personnel. Happy Media and Linji Food also forwarded it.
Shen Jiayue said curiously:
"Is this movement too big?"
Yan Lin knew this very well. She took a bite of roast mutton and said:
"It has to be like this, otherwise those people will become more and more rampant and do anything for money."
Geng Lele on the side added:
"Sister Yue, you don't want Brother Xu's photos to appear in plastic surgery hospitals and infertility advertisements, right?"
Shen Jiayue suddenly felt excited when she thought about that scene.
Well, we have to take it seriously and not let criminals succeed.
After this fuss, several young people also realized their mistake.
If it were anyone else, it would be okay for everyone to joke, but my cousin is a celebrity and is very popular online, so it is really inappropriate to make fun of him like this.
It would be fine if Lin Xu took the comedian route, but he still works at Diaoyutai and Yanjing Hotels, so he has to pay attention to the impact on his image.
"Cousin, I'm sorry!"
"We will never post your photos randomly again."
The little guys apologized sincerely, which was in sharp contrast to their high-spirited appearance just now.
Lin Xu smiled and said:
"It's okay, it's okay, hurry up and eat, the food will be cold later... By the way, whatever you want to eat in the afternoon, I will cook it for you."
As soon as he heard this, Chen Shaokang became excited:
"Really, cousin? You can do whatever we eat?"
Seeing his excitement, Lin Xu was a little curious. Wouldn't this little cousin want to eat a time-consuming hard meal?
In that case, it would be troublesome.
But once the words have been spoken, it’s hard to go back on them:
"Yes, as long as there are dishes on the market, I will cook whatever you want to eat. Tell me, which dish are you going to eat?"
Chen Shaokang looked at each other, Xiaoxun and Lin Bin, and said immediately:
"Gong-bao-chicken!"
Lin Xu:?????????
I was ready to cook a Manchu-Han banquet for you, but this is the result?
It’s just a dish of Kung Pao Chicken, is it worth such a big fanfare?
Chen Shaokang said:
"We have this dish in the school cafeteria, but there is very little chicken. It is filled with diced cucumbers, carrots, corn kernels, etc. The soup is watery, so I want to try your Kung Pao Chicken.
What will it taste like?"
Isn’t this requirement too simple?
Lin Xu said:
"No problem, I'll do it for you this afternoon."
When it comes to other dishes, Lin Xu may have to put in some effort, but Kung Pao Chicken is a reward he just won. It hasn't been heated yet, so he can make this dish with his eyes closed.
Hearing the conversation here, Geng Lele came over curiously:
"Brother Xu, do all Kung Pao Chicken dishes in the school cafeteria like to add diced cucumbers? The Kung Pao Chicken in the Tsinghua University cafeteria also has diced cucumbers..."
Lin Xu smiled, took a pair of clean chopsticks from the side, picked up a piece of mutton and said while eating:
"Having a dish allows students to eat high-protein chicken and cucumbers to supplement vitamins. It is nutritious and can also save costs. This is the consideration of the school cafeteria... But the thin soup and lack of water are a problem.
No, there shouldn’t be a lot of soup in this dish.”
He gnawed away the meat on the bones and threw the bones into the trash can nearby:
"I will make a genuine Kung Pao Chicken this afternoon to show you the charm of this dish."
After saying that, Lin Xu got up and returned to the kitchen, took out a piece of egg-yolk mutton baked in the oven, cut it into small dices with a knife while it was hot, then placed it on the cat plate where Dundun was eating, and put it outside to dry. p>
"Meow~~~~"
Dundun was sitting in the car and fell asleep in the sun. When she smelled the fragrance, she got up from the car and stumbled over, her eyes filled with grievances.
You are all full before you think of me. I really can’t stay in this house for a minute!
The little guy yelled, his face full of anger.
But when Lin Xu placed the meat on the plate in front of it, the little baby who was having a tantrum immediately turned into a twitchy voice, and his expression changed from angry to surprised.
"Huh?"
It made a puzzled sound, came over to smell it, tentatively stuck out its tongue and tasted it, then lowered its head and started to cook.
When he was cooking in the past, the little guy would rub his head against Lin Xu to express his gratitude.
But today, it was attracted by the delicious mutton, and couldn't move its head away at all, so it had to rub Lin Xu with its butt, which finally got over the thank you part.
Dundun finished eating, and the guests upstairs also finished eating and drinking.
Everyone went downstairs and chatted in the yard for a while, then got on the minibus and officially headed to the racecourse to start the assessment work.
Yan Lin and Luo Shan immediately got into the car and followed. They were both shareholders of the racecourse and had to show up.
"Baby, aren't you full yet?"
Shen Jiayue had eaten and drank enough. When she saw Dundun licking the plate, she walked over curiously and asked her.
"Meow!"
The little guy was satisfied with washing his face with his front paws, pulling off the debris stuck on his stubble, and then sat in the car, tapping the steering wheel with his two front paws.
Obviously, it is now full of food and drink and wants to play.
Shen Jiayue went inside, took out the remote control, drove the car out of the restaurant door, and went outside.
I happened to meet a group of tourists who came in to play. When they saw Dundun, they gathered around and took a photo.
"Ha, little Dundun is just like a child."
"Look at that proud little look, it looks so cute."
"You have a car? Dundun is also a car owner."
"Taking a group photo together, the baby is so cute."
Chen Shaokang and the others originally wanted to come over to play, but they were arrested by Geng Lele. On the grounds of "provoking my brother Xu", they each wrote their own test papers based on their learning abilities, and even Shi Moli was not spared.
There happened to be a printer in the visitor center office, so not long after, there were a few more sad-looking candidates in the restaurant courtyard.
In the kitchen, Lin Xu cooked pieces of beef tendon into the pot, then placed two pots and cooked several kilograms of pork tenderloin and several kilograms of chicken breast respectively.
These are all prepared for Chen Shaokang and the others.
They go home once every two weeks, bring other food without eating it, and share it with their classmates. After two or three days, they bottom out.
But this type of shredded pork that can be mixed with rice and noodles is different. This type is more durable and can be stored. There is no need to worry about spoilage or deterioration.
In addition to three kinds of shredded pork, Lin Xu also prepared lard, chicken fat, and spicy oil made with black bean and peanuts to increase the appetite of his cousins.
The disadvantage of the school cafeteria is that there is not enough oil and water, and there is no shortage of vegetables. So as long as you bring some of these shredded pork fats that can be mixed with rice and vegetables to increase the plumpness of the dishes, it is enough.
While writing the paper, Chen Shaokang smelled the fragrance wafting from the kitchen and asked Shi Moli in a low voice:
"What is my cousin doing in the kitchen?"
Jasmine had just gone to the kitchen to finish the sweaty hot and sour soup and replied:
"He's making shredded pork and chili oil for us. My dad said that children from rich families don't get the same treatment as us. My cousin is so kind. I have to study hard and go to work in Linji after graduation."
"I'll go too, I'll go too, and I'll be the executive chef when the time comes."
"Brother Xun, take this away. You can't even tell the difference between soy sauce and vinegar, and you're the executive chef. I'll let you be the front desk manager at most."
"Aren't you the same? You mistake red yeast rice noodles for chili powder, and you keep saying that the quality of chili powder is too low, and it doesn't taste spicy even after adding so much..."
While the cousins were whispering, Geng Lele came over, looked at their papers, and said sadly:
"With your background, it's hard to get into the Central Finance and Economics exam. How can you become a chef if you can't get into the Central Finance and Economics exam?"
Chen Shaokang raised his hand and said weakly:
"Sister Lele, my cousin's alma mater refuted the rumor and said that there is no culinary major, so we don't need to work hard at the Central University of Finance and Economics."
"Really? Then just take the Tsinghua University exam. It's quite easy."
Everyone: "..."
I feel that Central Finance is more reliable.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Xu took out the cooked meat and took it outside. He saw several young people who had not written the papers well and were dejected. He knew that they had been hit by Geng Lele.
Although these students usually work hard, when faced with geniuses, they will be crushed invisibly.
In order to prevent the little guys from losing their fighting spirit, Lin Xu said:
"Wash your hands and come over and help me tear the meat. Learning doesn't happen overnight. Don't be discouraged. Lele will complete all the courses from freshman to senior year this year. At the same time, he has to learn several more foreign languages. You must be able to catch up.
According to her thinking, Professor Cui may have to recruit a few more apprentices this time."
Upon hearing this, Chen Shaokang and the others' frustration eased a bit.
It’s not that our army doesn’t work hard, but there is a Gundam on the opposite side.
But Geng Lele also allowed them to see the difference between geniuses and ordinary players.
For example, now, after Geng Lele finished reading the paper, he wandered to find Dundun to play with. He had no intention of studying at all and was just like a scumbag.
Everyone washed their hands carefully, then sat over and began to imitate Lin Xu's method of tearing the meat apart, then tearing it into strips, and finally tearing it into thin strips.
"I feel so relieved."
After Xiaoxun tore it open, he thought it was fun, but he couldn't help but put the torn strips of meat into his mouth - he had already eaten several bites.
Chen Shaokang said:
"Brother Xun, you'd better stop eating. You won't be able to make it home next time, and you'll have to eat the boiled vegetables in the cafeteria."
Xiaoxun argued:
"I didn't mean to do it. Besides, this is beef. It's so fragrant. Isn't it normal to tear it off and put it in your mouth..."
After saying that, he put another piece of meat into his mouth and chewed it. The more he ate, the more fragrant and delicious the meat became.
While he was busy, Shi Wenming walked out of the kitchen, took off his apron, picked up his car keys from the kitchen window sill, and asked Lin Xu:
"The food in the afternoon is not enough, I'm going to buy some more...Xiao Xu, do you have anything to add?"
Lin Xu thought of the Kung Pao Chicken that his cousins wanted to eat, and said:
"Buy some chicken legs and make Kung Pao Chicken for them in the afternoon. Buy more so that you don't have enough."
"Okay, I'll bring a box with me when I come here later."
After saying that, Shi Wenming went out and drove away from the scenic spot.
On the other side, Dundun was sitting on the car, driving on the road in the scenic area under the control of Shen Jiayue. When he encountered a corner, the little guy subconsciously pulled the steering wheel.
"Dundun, where are you going? If you keep running like this, the battery will run out of power."
Shen Jiayue followed behind and saw the remaining power of the toy car and couldn't help but give a reminder.
Dundun raised his paw and pointed in the direction of the racecourse:
"Meow!!!!"
I have a new car, I must show it off to my friends!