When Shao Chang saw the handsome young man, he sat up from the bed and went straight to meet him.
When Zhou Jun saw this, he was surprised and quickly stood up.
Shao Chang stood beside the young master and said, "I would like to introduce you to you. This is Mr. Yin Yuyin, whose courtesy name is Miaochuan."
This name, plus this word, why does it sound a bit weird?
Zhou Jun raised his head and looked at Yin Yu, and saw that the young master was wearing a high-collar cloak that covered his neck tightly. His hips twisted slightly when he walked, and he immediately understood what was going on.
This Young Master Yin turned out to be a Xibei, a woman dressed in men's clothing.
Thinking of this, Zhou Jun couldn't help but feel a little funny.
This Yin Yu doesn't care at all about pretending to be a man. At least he has a beard, otherwise his appearance will reveal his secret.
While listening to Shao Chang's introduction, Yin Yu sang to the others. Her movements were graceful. However, when she heard the name Zhou Jun, her brows furrowed slightly and her eyes showed a look of disdain and disgust.
"Why is this disciple here? If Yin drinks with this person, he may dirty his mouth and hands."
All he said was a slap on Zhou Jun's face.
Zhou Jun knew that the previous owner of his body was indeed ridiculous, so he didn't react much when he was scolded.
But his eldest brother, Zhou Ze, no longer works.
Zhou Ze stood up and said to Yin Yu: "Erlang's behavior was indeed frivolous in the past, but who is not frivolous in his youth?"
Shao Chang hurriedly came out to smooth things over and said to Yin Yu: "There are many rumors in the market, but you can't believe them all. This week, Zhou Lang has a talent for discerning people and things, which can be of great use."
After hearing this, Yin Yu glanced at Zhou Jun, her eyes full of suspicion.
But in the end he still sat down at the table, but he was farthest away from Zhou Jun.
When Shao Chang saw that everyone had arrived, he asked the prostitutes to clear the table, added some food and wine, and then said to Zhou Jun: "Last time in the county government office, Erlang used the method of asking questions to defeat Jiang Yu.
Lies are really impressive."
With just this sentence, Zhou Jun understood that Shao Chang had called him out because drinking was probably a trivial matter, and that Mr. Yin Yuyin was the main culprit.
As expected, Shao Chang continued: "Something happened in the Yin Mansion a few days ago. During the ancestor worship ceremony, a sacrificial tool was lost. I think one of the slaves took it, but no one acknowledged it after asking."
Zhou Jun frowned and asked, "Have you ever reported to the official?"
Yin Yu raised her head and said: "If I reported to the official, why should I talk to you here?"
This woman has a really bad temper.
Shao Chang smiled helplessly and said: "The Yin family is a big family, and it is not good for the government to get involved."
Zhou Jun nodded. It was said that something was stolen. I'm afraid there is something more hidden in the real case.
However, as long as it doesn't concern you, try to get involved as little as possible in other people's affairs.
Zhou Jun said: "My method of searching for pictures is mainly divided into two parts."
"One is to measure the mind, and the other is to observe the appearance."
After hearing this, Yin Yu sneered and said: "What about mind-gauging and fortune-telling? Could it be that the charlatan is telling lies?"
Zhou Jun ignored her: "The so-called heart test is to measure the heart rate. The heart rate of ordinary people is roughly one minute..."
Zhou Jun suddenly encountered a problem. The Tang Dynasty did not have the concept of minutes and seconds at this time, only the clepsydra plot.
There are 100 quarters in a day, and one quarter is approximately 14.4 minutes.
After doing the calculation in his mind, Zhou Jun added: "Divide a moment into ten, and take one of them as a segment. The heartbeat of an ordinary person is about a hundred times."
"The younger the age, the faster the heartbeat; women have faster heartbeats than men; intense emotions have faster heartbeats than calm ones; those who are mentally exhausted have faster heartbeats than those who are old."
"In addition, alcohol, drugs, and illness can all affect heart rate."
Shao Chang said blankly: "So the method of measuring the mind is so complicated?"
Zhou Jun nodded and said: "Exactly, there are many factors that need to be taken into consideration to measure the heart, but if it is just to judge whether you are lying, it will be much simpler."
When Yin Yu heard this, she unconsciously moved closer, wanting to listen more carefully.
Zhou Jun: "Put your fingers on the other person's pulse, just like feeling the pulse. Let the other person calm down first and try to keep him as calm as possible."
"Then measure the other person's approximate heart rate as a reference."
"When asking, be sure to complete the inquiry in one go, without interruptions. You can use a few inconsequential questions as a foreshadowing, and then ask the most critical questions when the other party lets down their guard."
"If the other party lies, his mood will fluctuate. Once his mood fluctuates, his heart rate will speed up."
"In this way, you can tell whether the other party is lying."
Shao Chang listened carefully, nodded and said, "I see, I learned a lot."
Yin Yu shook his head and said: "It's all heresy, how can it be done accurately?"
Shao Chang asked Zhou Jun again: "Did Erlang just talk about observing the appearance?"
Zhou Jun: "Is this observing the appearance..."
If we really want to explain microexpressions and subtext in detail, we must talk about criminal psychology, sociology, organizational behavior, etc.
Zhou Jun thought to himself, if he really talks about these things here, he is afraid that he will cause trouble, so it is better to let him go with one word.
So Zhou Jun said to Shao Chang: "The so-called physiognomy is to observe people's faces and study numerology. However, if a certain person is not good at studying and practicing, he must measure his mind in order to clearly distinguish the original character."
What surprised Zhou Jun was that Shao Chang quickly accepted this mysterious and mysterious statement without even questioning it.
He forgot, however, that in the mid-Tang Dynasty, Taoism spread greatly, and even saints set up Taoist temples in their palaces, and the people had no doubts about Taoism's transformation into flying immortals.
Yin Yu didn't buy it, she snorted and said: "I heard the immortal master in the palace preach, and the Taoism is not like this at all. Your mind-reading and physiognomy sounds like a trick commonly used by charlatans.
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After being belittled by this woman named Yin again and again, Zhou Jun also became a little angry. He smiled and said: "You will know if it is true or false after you try it."
After saying that, Zhou Jun stretched out his hand towards Yin Yu.
Yin Yu opened her eyes wide: "What are you doing?"
Zhou Jun: "Don't you believe it? I'll try it for you now!"
After a moment, Yin Yu understood what Zhou Jun meant, her face turned red, and she whispered to herself: "You are really a slut!"
Zhou Jun took back his hand, looked at Zhou Ze and Luo Yingcai and said, "She doesn't want to, how about you two give it a try?"
Luo Yingcai listened to the side and felt excited. He was already eager to try it and said loudly: "Someone will try it!"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he was stopped by Yin Yu.
Yin Yu stared at Zhou Jun and said, "You two must have colluded long ago to trick me again. If you want to try... just try me!"
After saying that, Yin Yu opened his sleeves, exposed his arms, and put them on the table.
Zhou Jun looked at it and couldn't help but praise in his heart, this Yin Yu really has hands like catkins and skin like gelatin.
Her skin is white, tender and smooth, with not a single flaw visible. Under the sunlight, you can even see a little reflected light.
If placed in the previous life, this hand alone could kill most hand models in an instant.
Seeing that Zhou Jun couldn't finish watching, Yin Yu couldn't help but said angrily: "Have you seen enough? Are you going to try it or not?!"
Zhou Jun reacted and quickly put his finger on Yin Yu's pulse.
The delicate touch on the skin made Zhou Jun swallow the admiration that came to his lips.
After calming down his mind, Zhou Jun waited for Yin Yu to calm down and asked, "If you are ready, we can start now."
Yin Yu bit her lip and nodded.
Zhou Jun: "I will ask a question later, and you only need to answer yes or no. So, the first question, is today April 16th?"
Yin Yu: "Yes."
Zhou Jun: "Did you eat soup cakes before going out today?"
Yin Yu: "No."
Zhou Jun: "Do you like red the most?"
Yin Yu: "No."
Zhou Jun: "Were you forced to copy articles until midnight last night?"
Yin Yu: "Yes... no! No, how do you know?!"
Seeing Yin Yu's angry look, Zhou Jun deliberately pretended to be an outsider.
The reason is actually very simple. Yin Yu's eyes were a little bloodshot, and she yawned a few times after sitting down.
Moreover, there are some ink spots on the inner side of her right arm, on her ring finger, and on her index finger. Judging from the number, shape, and depth of the ink spots, they should have been left behind after being busy with paperwork for a long time last night.
For a lady from a wealthy family like Yin Yu, someone will naturally take care of the paperwork; and at her age, it is unlikely that she will be busy working at night.
So, the most likely reason why such a young lady has to write documents for such a long time at night is that she was punished to write and copy documents.
After giving it a try, I guessed it right.
Yin Yu retracted her arm and stared at Zhou Jun with a confused look on her face.
After a moment, she shouted: "This time it doesn't count!"
Luo Yingcai looked on and couldn't stand it any longer: "How can it not be counted? It was obviously Zhou Erlang who was right..."
Zhou Ze quickly grabbed Luo Yingcai and told him to shut up.
Yin Yu: "You must have known from someone that I was fined for copying last night, so you used it to tease me."
She hesitated for a moment and then asked Zhou Jun: "You just said that you know how to study numerology?"
Zhou Jun suddenly had a bad feeling.
Yin Yu: "I'm afraid you all know a rough idea of what we are doing. If you really have that magical power, you might as well test something that no one else knows about."
Shao Chang shook his head and said: "Miaochuan is in trouble. The Taoism is mysterious, how can we just make false claims? Besides, Zhou Yilang also said that his Taoism is still shallow..."
Yin Yu said reluctantly: "Since he said he has this ability, what if he gives it a try?"
Turning her head to Zhou Jun, Yin Yu said: "I also have a question. If you can answer it, I, Yin Miaochuan, will bow down to you. From now on, when I see you, I will call you Immortal Master."
"If you can't answer, drink all three glasses of wine, and then shout "I admit defeat"."
Shao Chang shook his head when he heard this. This Yin Yu is simply unreasonable and driven by a competitive spirit.
Yin Yu didn't give Zhou Jun a chance to refuse, and said directly: "Miao Chuan studied under He Jian."
"The two capitals were invited by the saints for the literary conference. Supervisor He once said that he would be arriving in Chang'an in the near future to preside over the cultural conference."
"You should give it a try, my master He Jian, when will he enter Chang'an?"
After hearing this question, Shao Chang smiled bitterly and said: "Prisoner He is at home and has not yet set off. How can we predict the day of arrival in Chang'an? Miaochuan, you are forcing yourself to do something difficult."
Zhou Jun sighed, and based on the idea that doing more is worse than doing less, he planned to admit defeat directly.
Suddenly, something came to his mind.
Supervisor He? Three years of Tianbao?
That Supervisor He was actually He Zhizhang, a leader in the literary world of the Tang Dynasty. He was a highly respected figure and an outstanding figure in the world.
He was awarded the title of Doctor Yinqing Guanglu and was awarded the title of Secretary Supervisor, so he was called "He Supervisor".
The third year of Tianbao was the last year of his life.
Soon after, Supervisor He died at home at the age of eighty-six.
Thinking of this, the expression on Zhou Jun's face suddenly changed, the wine glass in his hand trembled, and even the wine spilled on the table.
When people around him saw this, they all saw something was wrong.
Shao Chang asked: "Zhou Zhoulang, what's wrong?"
Zhou Jun put down his wine glass, his face was heavy, and he hesitated between words: "Supervisor He...he..."
After saying these three words, Zhou Jun said nothing more.
I saw him slowly drinking the three glasses of wine, standing up, looking sad.
Without saying anything more to the others, Zhou Jun walked towards the door and said loudly: "X... gave up!"