Chapter 352 It’s better to mess with a gentleman than a fortune teller
Kick, kick, stare!
The yellow-haired young man first took three big steps back, then sat down on the ground and started hugging his legs and grinning.
At first, he could hold his nerve and not cry out in pain, but after ten seconds, tears and runny nose started to droop down.
It turned out that just when he was about to kick the lottery tube, an extra leg suddenly appeared in mid-air, and the height was exactly at the level of his face.
The yellow-haired young man was shocked and wanted to close his leg, but it was too late. His right leg hit the sole of the leather shoe of that leg head on.
Afterwards, the yellow-haired young man felt a heartbreaking pain from his legs that was transmitted to his brain through the nerves, and he couldn't help but howl loudly.
The bald old man first checked his grandson's injury and found that it was just a bruise. Then he shouted angrily at Shen Yu, "You are such a meddling in your own business. My grandson didn't kick you, so why did you take action?" Hurt him?"
Shen Yu put away his windbreaker, and then waved his hands calmly, "Old man, you are wrong. I am not a nosy person. I came to this old gentleman to tell fortunes. If I let this Huang The guy kicked the lottery tube away, what should I use to draw the lottery?
"Besides, my legs were used to protect the lottery tube, but your grandson didn't kick me hard enough.
"So the question is, before I, the victim, said anything, you scolded me first. Even if you are decades older, you can't be so unreasonable, right?
"Haha, I will be honest as a junior, but I won't let others bully me!"
Shen Yu is not the kind of person who likes to talk, but he still wants to cause trouble when he encounters unreasonable people. Shen Yu thinks he has never been afraid of anyone.
Are you evil?
Humph, I’ve never met anyone worse than you!
"Hiss..."
The bald old man took a deep breath.
The young man who looked like a movie star in front of him was so sharp-tongued that he was speechless and didn't know how to reply.
Okay, no wonder this fortune-telling Taoist priest is confident enough to sit on the futon. It turns out he has something to rely on!
The old fortune teller's eyes flashed, and he smiled gratefully at Shen Yu for helping.
"You said my calculations were inaccurate. I asked you why your calculations were inaccurate, but you didn't tell me. It's really unreasonable for your grandson to smash my stall."
Facing the bald old man, the old fortune teller had a wry smile on his face, but he still had a tepid expression, as if there was nothing in the world that he could be impatient about.
The bald old man snorted coldly, "I came to your divination stall early yesterday morning to calculate the future for my grandson. You said he had a bright future, but he failed the company interview in the morning and even beat up the interviewer on impulse. , If I hadn’t compensated him 30,000 yuan, my grandson would have been sued. What do you mean by this?”
This time, the old fortune teller's eyebrows were slightly frowned, but they immediately relaxed and said, "Guest, you came alone yesterday, right?"
The bald old man snorted again, "Humph, do you remember that I came to you yesterday to ask for divination? You are not an old fool yet!"
The old fortune-teller laughed and said, "If I remember correctly, the first thing you wrote when you tested the Chinese characters was the word 'cause' for cause and effect. I interpreted the hexagram based on the word and said that the word 'cause' means wealth and a bad future.
"Because, if only one person is imprisoned, your grandson may be imprisoned in the next few days.
"My guest, you immediately erased the word "Yin", and then wrote the word "田". I then interpreted the hexagram based on the word. This word asks about the future. Although the road is twists and turns, all roads are open.
"I still remember that you said that your grandson was born in the Yin year, Yin month and Yin hour, and even more so in the Bingyin year. That means your grandson is 26 years old this year. I think your yellow-haired grandson is around twenty years old at most, and at most You are no more than twenty-one years old, guest, are you deliberately trying to amuse me?"
Shen Yu nodded secretly, this old fortune teller had a very profound foundation in metaphysics.
Everyone knows that the Year of Yin is the Year of the Tiger.
Yin hour is from three to five o'clock in the morning. Anyone who knows about 12 o'clock should also know.
But many people don’t know which month this Yin month is exactly.
Even what they think they know is often wrong, because many people think that the month of Yin falls in March according to the twelve zodiac signs: rat, ox, and tiger. This is a big mistake.
Yin month is actually the first month of the lunar calendar.
The first month is the month of Jian Yin, which is the period from the beginning of spring to the day of awakening. It is referred to as the Yin month. The Yin month is the first month in the Ganzhi calendar.
The Year of Bingyin is the Year of the Tiger in 1986. The young man with yellow hair in front of me cannot have this birthday.
So either this bald old man has a grandson, or he is just looking for trouble.
The bald old man was slightly startled after hearing what the old fortune teller said, and then immediately showed an embarrassed look on his face.
His surname is Tian Zengguang. After hearing what the old fortune teller said yesterday, I felt a little proud.
When the old fortune-teller asked the birth date of his grandson, he smoothly told the birth date of his eldest son and grandson. After saying it, he didn't realize that he had said it wrong.
Because not many people were born in the Yin year, Yin month and Yin time, he was very proud of himself.
Because the grandson's birthday is the same as that of Tang Bohu, one of the four Ming Dynasties, and his name is also ordinary, called Tian Yin.
On weekdays, Lao Tian brags to everyone that his eldest grandson, even if he is not Xie Yuanlang, will at least be a college student in a university.
His grandson is also trying his best. He was admitted to a key university and he was so happy that he could wake up laughing while sleeping.
However, the grandson of his second son made him worried. His family was divided into nine houses in the county due to demolition the year before last. After selling a few houses, the family suddenly became rich from poverty.
It's okay for adults to get rich overnight, but a few juniors can't. As for the grandson of the second son in front of me, he spent the 200,000 yuan to buy a car overnight.
After finishing the work, he ran home and cried to him. There was nothing he could do, so he secretly gave the grandson another 200,000 yuan and asked him to pick up a car and deal with his father.
Who would have thought that this grandson would spend the money the next day after he took it?
Tian Zengguang was so angry that he immediately suffered a heart attack. He called his son home and beat his grandson with a smile on his face.
Only after being beaten with a stick did I realize that all the money had been gambled by this kid.
But if we fight again and again, we can’t ignore him?
Tian Zengguang asked someone to find him a security job at a large property company in the county. The salary was not much, but at least he had a job.
But they just told me to sign up, and whether I can succeed in the interview depends on whether I am suitable.
Tian Zengguang knows his grandson better than anyone else. Interview? Don’t even think about it!
I heard that a fortune teller came to the old clothing market in Chuzhou, and he had unparalleled divination skills, so he rushed over.
The hexagram shows a tortuous process and a happy ending, for which Tian Zengguang is quite satisfied.
It can be said that he came happily and returned happily, but the first words he heard when he entered the house made Tian Zengguang feel like a thunderbolt.
Sun Tzu beat up the supervisor who was interviewing at his property company and gave him a black eye.
This made his blood pressure rise, and he also felt that the fortune teller in Chuzhou was a big liar.
But from this point of view, it’s not other people’s calculations that are inaccurate, but your own problem!
Just when he was still debating whether he should bow his head and apologize to the old fortune teller, and then ask his grandson about his future.
At this time, the old fortune teller's unhurried voice reached his ears again.
"The eyes are the essence of the sun and the moon, and they can be filled with aura."
"Eyebrows are the two stars of fortune and fortune, and the most taboo thing is to avoid them being messy and broken."
"The ear is like a fan that attracts wealth, and should be used to support one's dignity."
"The nose is the pillar of the face and should be the foundation of the five senses."
"The mouth is like the ocean; a righteous person can accommodate hundreds of rivers."
"It's fine that I didn't see your grandson's face yesterday. But if I see him today, his hall is darkened and his facial features are full of trouble. I'm afraid a disaster will be imminent soon!"
The words that the old fortune-teller said with his eyes closed were like a bolt from the blue. Not only did Tian Zengguang's old face turn white, but even the yellow-haired young man who was still hugging his legs and crying out in pain was so frightened that his face turned pale.
"Plop!"
Without Tian Zengguang's instructions, the yellow-haired young man stood up first and then immediately knelt down and walked to the Gua stall. With runny nose and tears, he begged the old fortune teller: "Old god, please save me, please save me." Ah!
"You don't remember the faults of villains, so just treat me like a piece of shit. I'll give you money. As long as you can help me eliminate this bad luck, I'm willing to give you 10,000 yuan.
"No, I'll give you fifty thousand, now!"
But Shen Yu turned around and sighed secretly, "I'd rather mess with a gentleman than a fortune teller. If nothing else, if I say a few unpredictable words, I'll scare you to death!"
