"How can I give such a gift to a man who has gold at his knees? Please get up quickly."
Seeing the yellow-haired young man kneeling down for him, the old fortune teller pretended to help him.
"Bang!"
No matter where the yellow-haired young man is willing to get up, he will be facing the bluestone bridge.
This kowtow is full of sincerity and can directly draw blood.
"The so-called three yuan and nine fortunes, yin and yang and five elements, nine palaces and eight trigrams, palm reading, fortune telling, and fortune telling are all mystical principles. I just said it casually, so I can't believe it at all!
"Besides, little friend, you are brave enough to suffer a bloody disaster, but you won't be imprisoned!"
The old fortune teller gave the yellow-haired young man a very "sincere" explanation.
It's just that it's okay not to say these words. As soon as he said them, the young man with yellow hair immediately started to show off.
Shen Yu laughed out loud.
I have to say that this old fortune teller is really a master of psychology.
Okay, just now I said that this little yellow-haired young man was in danger, but now he said something that was unbelievable, and it scared this kid into confusion!
The so-called catastrophe is actually coming in terms of "difficulty" [nàn].
Ordinary people are afraid of prison, but this kind of gangster is not afraid. A few days in there is nothing more than a few days of rest for this kind of hob, and maybe he thinks he can make a few friends.
But if it was a bloody disaster, he would be really scared!
Because the bloody disaster can be big or small, it can be as small as cutting vegetables and your hands will bleed, so to speak, but if it is serious, it will be a life-threatening risk.
After all, dying is also a bloody disaster.
The most interesting "bloody disaster" can also make people think about it, and they can't stop thinking about it. As he thinks about it, he wants to go to the worst place!
For example, this young man with yellow hair has a bad temper and likes to fight and play cruelly. If he doesn't get his way, he will get angry and hurt others. This kind of temper must have many enemies.
It is estimated that he has now figured out how many people he has offended in the past are going to be detrimental to him.
Sure enough, after the yellow-haired young man heard that the so-called catastrophe was a bloody disaster, his originally dark face turned as white as if it had been powdered!
"Old god, I believe it, I absolutely believe it! I must have suffered a bloody disaster. You don't know. I drank too much at noon and took a nap. Guess what I dreamed about? I dreamed about Wang Tudai, who sells meat in the town. A group of people broke my legs, and I ended up sitting in a wheelchair for the rest of my life!
"Actually, I really didn't do anything. I just drank a few drinks secretly with her girlfriend at the bar. After the drink, I left her phone number and left. We really didn't go to the hotel, and it was still his. Ex-girlfriend..."
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Seeing the old fortune-teller lowering his eyes and saying nothing, the yellow-haired young man kowtowed three times in a row. He didn't know whether he was scared or pretending to be frightened. His nose and tears could no longer be distinguished.
But one thing Shen Yu knew very well was that this boy was very afraid of the man named Wang Tu.
Naturally, the old fortune teller, who made a living by telling fortunes and asking divination, also heard about it. He straightened the pure yang crown on his head and coughed lightly, "You have Yan in your name. Yan is the three fires."
After saying that, he pointed at Shen Yu and said, "But this little friend's name has the word "水" in it.
"Water and fire seem to be in conflict with each other, but they can also support each other, just like yin and yang are in harmony and belong to the great road of heaven and earth.
"You are also very lucky. The bad luck on your body was neutralized a lot by this little friend's kick just now.
"However, although most of the bad luck you have accumulated over the years has been resolved, this little friend has been implicated by you and has received a lot of bad luck from you, so you should thank this little friend very much!
"Of course, you don't have to thank me. As long as this little friend finds a Taoist temple that is full of incense and wanders around, the bad luck on him will dissipate, and your disaster will probably be doubled by then!"
The yellow-haired young man was obviously relieved when he heard that most of the bad luck on his body had dissipated. When he heard that Shen Yu was contaminated with bad luck, he even felt a little gloating. However, when he heard that the bad luck doubled in the end, he immediately became sad again.
"Thank you, thank you. We can't let this big brother suffer in vain. Big brother, how much money do you want, I will give it to you, I will give it to you right away!"
Shen Yu looked strange and ignored this guy. Saying one more word to such a person would be a sign of self-degradation.
Okay, what this old man said was really serious. Shen Yu asked himself if he didn't know some tricks of the fortune tellers, or he would have been deceived.
As for the suggestion that his name was ambiguous, Shen Yu didn't take it seriously at all.
Because what the old fortune teller said was not harmful to Shen Yu at all, and even Shen Yu could get a lot of benefits from it if he was willing.
This is a "borrowing force" that people who traveled around the world liked to use in ancient times. It uses Shen Yu's identity, but it also gives Shen Yu benefits.
Some people may ask, this old fortune-teller can actually calculate that there is water in Shen Yu's name. Isn't this unparalleled in hexagram skills?
In fact, this has nothing to do with whether Shen Yu’s surname contains water.
It's good to have it, but if it doesn't, generally speaking, such harmless and beneficial things will not be revealed.
Assuming that this young man named Tian Yan is called Tian Miao, which is the three waters turned into three fires, then the old fortune teller will say that Shen Yu's name is fire, such as "Di" or "Geng", or Qiu. , inflammation and so on.
Similar to this, fortune tellers predict that a person will encounter something unlucky within three months.
Just think about it, in three months and one hundred days, who wouldn’t touch someone, fall down, drop some money, or have a few words with someone?
Even if this person is a homebody or a housewife, she stays at home for a hundred days without even getting out of bed, and is careful when going to the bathroom, but nothing happens in the end.
The fortune teller only needs to say one sentence: Destiny is created by heaven, and yin and yang produce all things. If you have cultivated your moral character recently and your destiny has changed, you will naturally turn bad luck into good luck!
It can be dismissed with just one sentence, and you can’t refute it.
How to refute?
Just imagine, you don’t believe in fortune tellers or fortunes, what are you doing here at the Gua stall? Are you looking for trouble?
In short, it’s all a routine!
Every word a fortune teller says can often be justified.
"How can money suppress bad luck if it is full of copper smell? It needs some antiques, preferably wooden antiques."
The yellow-haired young man was immediately confused. Why not pay for it? Where can I find wooden antiques? He was sweating profusely, "Old God, I don't have any wooden antiques here! How about I get it now?"
Want to buy? Well, this place is very close to the flea market. Just wait, I’ll go now!”
However, his grandfather, the bald old man named Tian Zengguang, seemed to have thought of something, "Tian Yan, wait a minute. Grandpa has the wooden antique here, and I will take it with me now!"
After saying that, he took out a small silver box from his personal file bag, opened it, and took out a brand as black as jade.
"Half a year ago, my ancestral house was demolished and I found a hidden compartment on the roof. When I opened it, in addition to some ingots and copper coins, there was a wooden sign like this.
"This wooden sign is delicate and elegant. Although it is made of wood, it is as elegant as ancient jade. I originally wanted to go to the antique store at the flea market to find someone to show it to me. Now I will give it to you, little brother. I hope you can
Don’t dislike it.”
After Tian Zengguang finished speaking, he handed it to Shen Yu along with the small silver box.
