Mr. Dou was quite smart, and he actually noticed that Qu Jin was squeezing me. He immediately burst into laughter, "Director Feng, it seems that I have made a good arrangement today. Director Feng, now
It's time for you to be a hero and save the beauty? Just tell her a story."
Zhuang Qing also said: "Feng Xiao, just tell me one. Sister Qu Jin is really not capable of telling such a joke."
So I had to say, "This is what a friend of mine told me. My friend is about to get married to his girlfriend of one year. There is no doubt that he is very happy. But the only thing that bothers him is that he
The future sister-in-law is a twenty-year-old beautiful girl. She likes to wear tight, low-cut T-shirts and mini skirts. The sister-in-law often bends down in front of him intentionally or unintentionally. What's more terrible is that she does not like wearing clothes in front of other men.
Never do that. My friend said to me: If I say she didn’t seduce me, I would be lying to Chairman Mao. Until one day, my future sister-in-law called him and asked him to see the invitation.
Preparation situation. When he arrived at that place, she was the only one in her house, and what greeted him was the endless resentful eyes of his sister-in-law. The sister-in-law told him: The person I love got married, and the bride is not me. The only thing I want to do now
That is, before you get married, dedicate me to you. Later, the sister-in-law said to him on the stairs: I will wait for you in the bedroom. If you decide, come upstairs to find me. When the sister-in-law reached the end of the stairs,
It slipped down together with my sister-in-law's pajamas, and what was revealed to my friend was the endless anticipation in her eyes. My friend stood stunned for a minute, and then did the only thing he could do at the time: he opened the door and walked towards his own room.
car. At this time, outside the door, his future father-in-law burst into tears and gave him a warm hug: Great, you have passed our family test, and you are welcome to join our big family. Later
My friend said to me with great emotion: What this story tells us is how important it is to put condoms in your car."
Mr. Dou almost burst out laughing, "Director Feng, you, your joke...haha! I'm really convinced! It's so fun!"
At this moment, Qu Jin immediately raised my hand without me paying attention, and then kissed the back of my hand. She then said to Mr. Dou: "Mr. Dou, I am a kisser."
Yeah. You said, I can kiss him anywhere, right?"
Mr. Dou laughed, and then came to me and said: "Director Feng, you have suffered a big loss. I originally wanted to help you, but you didn't strive for the best results yourself. It's a pity!"
I immediately felt that there was something else in his words, but thinking that he was talking about this topic, it was hard to ask him. But I still said: "Mr. Dou, thank you very much for being kissed by a beautiful woman.
I'm satisfied just by touching the back of my hand, because I don't have high demands. Mr. Dou, thank you. I will definitely repay you with a spring of water for this drop of kindness!"
He smiled and said: "It seems that Director Feng is really a down-to-earth person. Miss Zhuang Qing knows you very well, and now I think what she just said is correct."
Zhuang Qing immediately answered, "Mr. Dou, I always tell the truth. Like Feng Xiao, I am never false."
Mr. Dou laughed again, "Okay, that's good!"
The atmosphere has become very lively. Nowadays, telling dirty jokes at the wine table has become an essential thing, but I think that although this method is vulgar, it can quickly liven up the atmosphere.
It can quickly bring the relationship between diners closer. Of course, dirty jokes must be funny when a beautiful woman is present. In the final analysis, this is also a disguised meaning.
Then Wu Shuang told another joke, and her joke immediately pushed the atmosphere of the evening to the climax——
There was a man who really wanted to do his favorite thing with a female colleague in his company, but unfortunately the girl already had a boyfriend. So the man came up with a way, he put forward a condition to let
This female colleague thought: I put down 500 yuan on the ground. I can only harass you when you bend over to pick up the 500 yuan. I will stop immediately after you pick up the 500 yuan. The female colleague then went to ask her boyfriend,
Her boyfriend said: There are five hundred yuan. Just treat it as if you met a slut on the bus. He took the money so quickly. He could only touch you a few times. So the female colleague agreed to his request.
But later, the female colleague’s boyfriend waited for ten minutes downstairs in the company and didn’t come down... Then twenty minutes passed... She still didn’t come down... As a result, thirty minutes later, the female colleague’s boyfriend couldn’t bear it anymore.
He couldn't stand it anymore, so he called his girlfriend and asked her what happened. His girlfriend replied: This bastard threw coins!
Later we drank a lot of wine, including five bottles of Maotai.
But Mr. Dou never talked about me again. I winked at Wu Shuang several times, but she always shook her head slightly at me. I didn't know what she meant, so I had to give up.
When the fifth bottle of wine was finished, Mr. Dou immediately proposed to end today's dinner. He said: "Thank you, Director Feng. That's it for today. I am very happy tonight. We will find time to have a drink later."
The main reason is that I have a very important thing to do tomorrow, and if I drink today, I will miss something tomorrow."
I had no choice but to give up. And then I suddenly remembered something: Mr. Dou didn't even talk to Zhuang Qing about film and television investment tonight!
But although I was surprised, I couldn't ask him, and I didn't have the chance to ask Wu Shuang what was going on.
We immediately sent Mr. Dou downstairs. When Zhuang Qing left the private room, she suddenly looked at the photos inside. Then she came over and said to me: "This place is really nice..."
I suddenly noticed tears flashing in her eyes. I glanced at her in surprise, but she just smiled at me.
When Mr. Dou came out of the elevator, he immediately stopped. He turned around and said to Zhuang Qing: "Ms. Zhuang Qing, this is my business card. If there is a chance in the future, let's talk together again. Is that okay?"
Zhuang Qing smiled sweetly at him and said, "When will it be in the future? Mr. Dou?"
Mr. Dou laughed, "What do you think?" He then looked at me, and I found something meaningful in his eyes.
I seemed to understand, and my heart suddenly became angry. But at this moment, I couldn't get angry. I had no choice but to smile at him.
After leaving the office door, Mr. Dou shook hands with us one by one and said goodbye. When he shook hands with me, I felt that his hand suddenly increased in strength in the middle, and I heard him say something to me.
: "Actually, what you did is very simple."
Then, he immediately got in the car and left.
Zhuang Qing, Xu Ruhui and Qu Jin were still here, which gave me no time to think about what Mr. Dou said just now. I asked Zhuang Qing, "Are you free? Can we go sing again?"
Zhuang Qing shook her head and said, "Not today, I have something to do early tomorrow morning."
So I had to apologize to Xu Ruhui and Qu Jin: "Then, let's change the time. Thank you very much for coming today."
Xu Ruhui smiled and said to me: "Feng Xiao, can't you be so polite?"
Qu Jin also smiled and said, "That's right."
Then Wu Shuang and I sent them to the car together. Qu Jin asked me before getting in the car: "Brother Feng, aren't you coming with us?"
I answered her with a smile: "I will live here today."
After they left, Wu Shuang and I were left alone. Only then did I ask her: "Director Wu, I think what happened today is very mysterious. What do you think I should do next?"
But she smiled meaningfully at me and said, "Wait."
I smiled bitterly and shook my head: "Now I have no confidence at all."
She smiled and said: "You are a noble person, and I am blessed to be a noble person. Don't worry, I think the matter is basically more than half successful."
I looked at her in shock, "Why do you say that?"
She smiled and said: "Maybe you will receive good news tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow at the latest."
I still don’t understand, “Director Wu, why are you so sure? Can you tell me?”
But she still smiled and said: "You drank a little too much today, maybe you will understand when you wake up."
I couldn't help shaking my head and smiling bitterly: "Why do you women like to talk like this?"
She looked at me and smiled: "Both? Who else?"
Only then did I realize that I almost spilled the beans, so I hurriedly said to her: "Director Wu, I'd better go back to the hotel to stay today. I haven't checked out the room there yet. I'm not completely drunk today either. Now.
I'll go check out. Can you pay by card here?"
She smiled and said, "Of course. It's okay if you don't live here. I'll just ask them to return your room. They won't charge you any money."
I kept thanking her. Then I followed her in to check out. The meal cost a total of 60,000 yuan. In fact, it was originally more than 60,000 yuan, but the fraction was removed by Wu Shuang at a discount. I paid the bill with my card and opened the shop.
An invoice.
I couldn't ask Wu Shuang that question again, because she said to me immediately after I paid the bill: "Director Feng, I've almost drank too much today, so I have to go and have a rest right away. Your things should be fine."
.Of course, if something happens later, I will think of another way."
What else could I say under such circumstances? So I thanked her again, then said goodbye and left.
She asked the driver to take me off but I refused. To be honest, she was very good at arranging my affairs today, so I didn’t want to bother her anymore. Besides, I was thinking, maybe
There are many things that will trouble her next. (To be continued)