We went to the toilet, and I took out Brother Hao's iron-gold crane tower from my pocket. "Brother Hao, you're not learning well now. They say you learned bad things from me. I didn't teach you how to hide cigarettes by yourself." Don't tell us all, I have Greater China and I took the initiative to take it out for everyone to smoke together. You are not doing this right."
Brother Hao touched his head, "I originally planned to keep it for you to play with, but who knew, I would use it so quickly."
Wei Wei responded, "I must have learned this Dese from you. I can testify to this."
I glanced at him and said, "Fart, what does this have to do with me? Why do good things never happen to me? My reputation has been ruined by you all."
Xiao Lizi smiled, "Because you never do good things, so no good things happen to you."
Brother Hao pushed Xiao Lizi, "Don't talk nonsense. Brother Six is such a good person, but you have ruined his reputation." After he finished speaking, he turned and looked at me, "Brother Six, right? I know you are a good person. , you should remember what happened to me."
I glanced at Brother Hao and said, "Okay, I got it, it's better for you." After I finished speaking, I said to Viagra, "Lobster, don't regret it. Just challenge the limit of my tolerance."
Wei Wei touched his head and smiled, "Hurry up, hurry up, stop making trouble, I'm smoking, come on, try this Yellow Crane Tower, I've never smoked it before."
I opened the cigarette, and each of us had a cigarette. We started smoking and chatting. Halfway through smoking, my phone suddenly rang. I put out the last puff of cigarette, threw it into the pool, and put the phone away. I took it out and saw that it was Xiyu. I smiled and answered the phone, "Hey, beauty, what are you doing?"
"Hey, your mouth is so sweet today, what's the big deal?"
"What good thing can happen to me is that if you call me, I will be happy. Haha, what's wrong? What about you?"
"What can I do? I'll call you."
"Nonsense, I didn't know you were calling me. Do you think I'm a fool?"
"You're just a big fool. Damn it. You're so arrogant and you never take the initiative to contact me. If you take the time to call me, will you die?"
"Haha, no, I was just about to call you, and you called me."
"Can you change your rhetoric? Why is your level of deception skills declining now? How will you deceive little girls in the future?"
"I'm honest now and don't lie to people. It's true. Also, why did you remember to call me? What are you doing? Why didn't you say anything?"
"What can I do? I'm going to class. We've started school a long time ago. I'm making up for classes at school. I've been making up for a long time. I want to study hard and go to No. 1 Middle School to find a husband."
"Haha, okay, when I get here, I will introduce you to a tall and handsome man."
"Go away, do I need your introduction?"
"Why don't you believe my kindness?"
"Sorry, my birthday is coming soon. Do you have any plans or ideas?"
"What do you think of me?"
"I didn't think much about it. I was just thinking about asking you to celebrate my birthday."
I was silent for a while after hearing this, "That's not right, why is it your birthday again?"
Xiyu cursed on the phone, "Fart, why am I celebrating my birthday again? When did I celebrate my birthday? When did you see me celebrate my birthday? Which woman did you celebrate her birthday for? I remembered it wrong." Me."
I thought about it again, and it seemed wrong, so I quickly said to the phone, "Oh, mistake, mistake, I remembered it wrong, haha, then I wish you a happy birthday in advance."
"True or not, what's the point of wishing me a happy birthday? Just like you, I don't like words, I like reality. Understand, I like reality."
"How practical, beauty."
"When I celebrate my birthday, you come to spend the day with me. Actually, do you want to do it?"
"Do it, I'll do it for sure, don't worry."
"Are you promising me? Are you sure? I'm telling you, if you promise me, don't lie to me. You must remember to come. Do you know the date?"
"Yeah, I know."
"Okay, I told you so long in advance. Don't forget it when the time comes. Don't keep lying to me."
"Don't worry, I will definitely accompany you for the whole day."
"Well, then you go ahead and get busy. I'm going to buy some food for class."
"Well, bye." After saying that, I hung up the phone.
After I finished the call, Brother Hao patted me and said, "Didn't Lin Ran just celebrate his birthday? Why is it celebrating again?"
"This is not Lin Ran's birthday, it's Xi Yu's birthday."
"You just say hello blindly. Sooner or later you will be empty-handed. If you don't believe me, just look at it." Wei Wei continued,
I glanced at Viagra and said, "Lobster, don't force me, I've said it."
Wei Wei quickly smiled and said, "You're just kidding, Sixth Brother, it's not that serious. I know, I know, don't keep talking nonsense. Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, you guys talk."
Brother Hao looked at me and smiled, "Liu'er, what big lobster, you have something to do with Viagra, why don't you tell us, tell us, let everyone know, that would be great."
Weiwei interrupted Brother Hao, "Everything is your business. You don't care. It's useless for you to ask. If Liu'er tells you everything, what will he threaten me with in the future?" After he finished speaking, he smiled at me,
I glanced at Brother Hao, "That's right, Weibo has said everything I said. If I say it, what will I threaten him with in the future? Waiting for the day when I don't want to threaten him, or when he has a new excuse, I Let me tell you again, I can write it on the blackboard for you later, haha."
"How dare you?" Wei Wei glared at me and said,
I glanced at him, "Okay, okay, stop thinking about you, and don't threaten me. It's useless to threaten me. I said, Brother Xia, you can't beat me or scold me. You're still blind." What the hell, just stay here."
Viagra patted my shoulder and gave me a thumbs up, "Okay, you are cruel, please protect me and don't let you have any leverage and fall into my hands."
I smiled and said, "Whatever, I don't care." After saying that, I spread my hands.
Xiao Lizi took a puff of his cigarette and said, "Liu'er, you're celebrating that girl's birthday, aren't you afraid that your wife will know about it? If your wife finds out, she won't be anxious with you."
I glanced at Xiao Lizi and said, "She likes to go in a hurry. Have you ever seen me afraid of my wife? That's not a big deal. And the most important thing is, I don't even know when her birthday is. Maybe it will be that time." Yu has forgotten about this matter. Everything is uncertain. It’s still early anyway, so I’ll just take it one step at a time.”
Brother Hao patted me, "Okay, you are awesome." After saying that, he hugged me, "One more thing, you just wanted to tell Master about what happened at noon. What are you going to do at noon? Is it related to last night? of."
I ignored Brother Hao and said to them, "Brothers, have you finished eating? It's time for us to leave after eating. Let's go back. It's time for roll call."
Viagra threw away the cigarette and said, "Let's go."
A few of us came out of the toilet and walked to the class. Halfway there, we happened to see Brother Xu walking to the toilet by himself. When he saw me, he hugged me and said, "Come on, come with me to smoke one."
I smiled and said, "No, I just came out. Go by yourself. Chen Yang and Xiao Chao are here."
"We are all making up homework. We have to hand in homework. It seems that the school leaders are in a meeting and they are going to crack down hard. I just finished making up one subject and came out to get some fresh air. If they didn't come, I would do it myself."
"Then I'll go back and make up my homework."
Brother Xu pulled me hard with one hand, "What the hell are you doing?" He waved to Brother Hao and the others with the other hand, "You guys go back first, he will go back in a while, and I will ask him to smoke a cigarette with me." After that, he said I went to the toilet,
Brother Hao and the others smiled and waved to Brother Xu, "Let's go now, Brother Xu, and Liu'er, please remember the important events of my life."
Then I was dragged to the toilet by Brother Xu. Brother Xu took out a Big China stick and handed it to me. I glanced at him sideways and ignored him.
Brother Xu said "Ouch", "Liu, you're really showing off today. Come on, let me see what you're smoking. Not even Greater China looks down on you today. Okay."
I looked at Brother Xu, then smiled, took out the iron-gold box of Yellow Crane Tower from my clothes, opened the small box, took out one, and then gave Brother Xu a handful of the Great China in his mouth. He pulled it out, threw it to the ground and stomped on it twice, then put the Yellow Crane Tower on his mouth, took out a lighter, Brother Xu lowered his head, and I lit it for him coolly,
It doesn't matter about me. I originally wanted to light Brother Xu's cigarette out of good intentions, but at this point, I lit my hair.
Brother Xu became anxious, "I'm going to fuck your uncle, Liu'er, you idiot, I'm going to fuck you, I'm going to fuck your uncle."
I was stunned and quickly patted Brother Xu on the shoulder, "Mistake, mistake, Brother Xu, don't be impatient. Listen to me, I didn't mean it." Before I could finish speaking, Brother Xu gave me a cigarette. He threw it away and then rushed towards me. I dodged back and Brother Xu reached out to grab me, but he didn't catch me. I turned around and ran away. I ran very fast. I heard Brother Xu yelling and cursing from behind, " Liu'er, I'm going to fuck your uncle. I turned on a lighter as big as your mother's and burned my hair. I'm going to fuck your uncle."
I ignored him and ran upstairs happily, looking behind me as I ran. Sure enough, he didn't catch up with me. I thought that this lighter was really a bit depressing and accidentally burned a small amount of Brother Xu's hair, haha. , I was so happy, I wanted to turn my head and run forward, but as soon as I turned my head, I suddenly felt that I bumped into something, to be precise, I bumped into a person, because when I turned back, I heard "Ouch", it was a female voice, and my head hurt, damn it, I rubbed my head, and I was about to curse, but I took a closer look at the person lying on the ground in front of me, and I didn't curse. First of all, This person is not a student. Secondly, why does she look so familiar to me?
"What are you looking at? Come and give me a hand." I was stunned. How could the voice sound so familiar? I still didn't react.
Until I heard the man sitting on the ground opposite shouted angrily, "Wang Yue, why are you in such a daze?"
I just slapped my head, damn, who did I think was our class teacher? I quickly smiled, ran a few steps forward, grabbed our class teacher, and helped her up, "Sorry, teacher, I didn't look. Qing, I’m so sorry.”
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