The head teacher got up and patted the dirt on his body, "What are you doing? You don't look in front of you when you walk, and you run so fast. What are you thinking about? I don't know what you are thinking in your head all day long. You killed me."
I lowered my head, really depressed, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it."
"Then after I fell, why didn't you come over and help me quickly? Why were you still there?" the head teacher asked in confusion.
I touched my head and smiled,
"Why are you laughing? You, I'm asking you something." After the head teacher finished speaking, he patted me hard.
"Teacher, no, I didn't recognize you today. I really didn't recognize you, or I wouldn't have been so silent. I just felt that you were familiar, no matter how I looked at you, you were familiar, but something didn't feel right. Later, I didn’t react until you called my name.”
"I don't speak and you still don't recognize me. What's wrong with me?"
I smiled and said, "That's not entirely true. If you don't call me by my name when you speak, and don't use that unique tone when lecturing me, I might not be able to recognize you. I've been a bit modern lately."
"Okay, don't worry about it. Go back to work quickly and prepare to report for the meeting. Be careful when you walk in the future. You don't have any stability at all. You are such a big boy."
I nodded, "I understand, teacher." After I finished speaking, I walked forward very depressed. As I walked, I was thinking in my mind. In fact, it's not my fault that I couldn't recognize her today. It's just that she was dressed too uniquely today. It's very distinctive. When she was in school, she always dressed very plainly. She wore big glasses for myopia, her hair was messy all day long, and she was often covered in chalk dust. She wore a pair of black trousers and a pair of white sports pants. Shoes, as soon as I spoke, spitting stars were flying in the sky, as if I had been dressed like that for half a semester, and I really hadn’t changed much.
But I don’t know what happened to her today. Her hair has been permed and her face is frighteningly pale. She probably doesn’t know how to put on makeup. At her age, no matter how much she draws, she can’t draw away the wrinkles on her face and eyes. There's eye shadow on it, it's actually blue, her lips are scarily red, and she's also wearing a pair of boots. What's even more enjoyable is that she's wearing a big windbreaker outside. She looks so chic. I'm not sure I can't recognize it. Who can take a look at it? If you can recognize it, you are really good at it. Moreover, I have changed my glasses to such a modern and trendy pair. I can still scare people when I go out at night.
Sure enough, it wasn't just me, the facts immediately proved everything, because I entered the class with the front foot, and our class teacher also entered the class with the back foot. I entered the class and was about to walk to my seat when I heard from inside the class, "Wow, "Wow, wow" sound,
I didn't react at first because I was just thinking about it and didn't know she entered the class with me. I saw everyone in the class looking at me and making various noises, so I subconsciously touched it. There was nothing wrong with my face, it was still so beautiful. Then I saw the most exaggerated one of all, Qi Hao. Brother Hao stood up, clapped hard, and shouted,
Then all the students in our class started to applaud. I also thought, Brother Hao is so good at stirring up the atmosphere. My apprentice has made some progress, but the class suddenly became chaotic and boiling. The boiling level was beyond the limit. In my imagination, I was even shocked. I was wondering at the time, what did everyone mean by welcoming me so much, even though I also knew that I was very welcome?
I smiled, and I was really happy. Although I am a bit thick-skinned, I was still a little embarrassed when so many people welcomed me, so I raised my hands to ask everyone to be quiet. It turned out that the people below were applauding. People started to laugh, and the laughter was so exaggerated. Now I was even more depressed. I was still wondering what was going on. I looked at the people below carefully and found a very depressing thing. None of the people seemed to be looking at me, they were all looking behind me. I turned around and saw our head teacher's face turned red. I was also stunned. Our head teacher looked at me and smiled, "What are you doing? You are all looking at me." As for you, you are welcome and waiting for you to continue."
Although I have always thought that I was very thick-skinned, this time I really couldn’t stand it anymore. I scratched my head and said, “Teacher, this was a mistake on my part. I did it deliberately to entertain everyone.”
The class teacher smiled in front of the podium and said, "Welcome to classmate Wang Yue." After she finished speaking, she clapped, and the people below laughed and applauded. I looked at our class teacher gratefully and said, "Oh my god, my lifesaver." Then, I returned to my seat amidst applause and ridicule. Because school had just started, everyone was sitting around and the class hadn’t officially started yet. At Brother Hao’s signal, I sat next to him. Next to him were Viagra and Xiao Xiao. Li Zi, when I arrived next to him, Brother Hao slapped me and said, "Okay, the effect of entertaining the public today is good, you are almost teasing us to death."
I glanced at him, "Okay, you follow them to plot against me."
Brother Hao smiled, "Oh my god, why are you plotting against you? You are stupid. You don't know that everyone is looking behind you. If you want to plot against you, it should be the head teacher. He has been standing behind you for a long time, looking at you in front. She danced and said nothing, deliberately watching you make a fool of yourself. He knew that we were all laughing at her."
"Damn it, I can't bear it, no one has time to be embarrassed. Damn it."
"That's right." Brother Hao smiled, "But she is dressed so beautifully today, what is she going to do?"
I glanced at Brother Hao and said, "Is this beautiful?"
Viagra interjected, "It should be called Enchanting."
I shook my head, and Xiao Lizi said, "What is that called?"
I looked at them and said, "There is a saying over there, called Lao Yao Mo Zi. I don't know if you know what it means."
They all shook their heads, and I smiled along with him, "Our class teacher is an old monster. He is so old and still dresses up like that. I don't want to scare a few people to death when I go out after school in the evening. Ours is ugly and loves to dress up. I'm done dressing up." From now on, people who are still very self-righteous will be called old monsters and moths."
After hearing this, they all started to laugh. I patted Viagra and said, "Don't laugh yet. That day in Central Park, you were also an old monster."
"Idiot, you said that again, asking me to fight you to the death," Wei Wei said fiercely,
I ignored him and simply ignored him. Anyway, he was not Qi Hao. He couldn't beat me or scold me. He was no threat to me.
A few of us were chatting when the head teacher raised his hand and patted the table, "Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet. Stop laughing. If there is anything funny, stop talking about it." After saying this, no one To offend him, he took the blackboard eraser and patted the desk hard, "Quiet, quiet, quiet."
After everyone calmed down, the head teacher said, "Okay, stop making trouble. I know you haven't seen each other for so long. It's normal to be lively. It's normal to reminisce about old times and chat. But everyone needs to There are some limits. We will chat for a while. Later, we will ask the health committee member to allocate sanitation tasks. Everyone will sign in and hand in all the homework. I declare in advance that no one is allowed to be lazy, and no one is allowed to fail to write. Yes, have you heard it? The problem of making trouble and not studying will be dealt with seriously. The school has just held a meeting and it needs to be rectified. Okay, I'm going to do something. Zhao Qianya, you guys go and collect your homework first, and then Organize people to clean the house, sign in those who come, write down the status of homework, remember it all, no cheating, I will check one by one, who dares to cheat, whose responsibility is it, who will I look for, will be ruthless, and will be severely punished "After the head teacher finished explaining the tasks, he went out.
I watched the old demon moth walk out of the classroom door and said, "Damn it, you're going to punish me so damn severely." I was still very angry about her behavior just now. Fortunately, I was grateful to her for rescuing me just now. I was confused. Yes, she is not embarrassed at all.
After the teacher left, the teacher, the study committee members, and others began to collect the homework.
I watched the study committee member take a small notebook and was about to come over to our rows. The teacher’s wife blocked her and said a few words. The teacher’s wife started to collect our homework and took a small notebook. , let people sign first, and then the work status, one by one, very seriously,
I looked at the study committee member holding the notebook, and then I looked at her villainous demeanor. She was so damn stupid. She knew how to make damn reports every day.
Just as I was thinking about it, Brother Hao pushed me and said, "Did you see that Master Tai is showing off his power and started to remember names? Someone in front of me has already started to plead for mercy. It's useless."
I followed up by saying, "At least the teacher's wife is pretty good-looking. Look at that little girl with glasses over there, flattering the old girl all day long. It's so annoying. I want to beat her just looking at her." If she were a boy, I would fucking chop her three times a day."
Xiao Lizi smiled and said, "Didn't you beat her three times?"
Brother Hao glanced at Xiao Lizi, "Don't say sarcastic words, that ass god, the king of tabloids, if I give you a chance to beat her or chop her, which one you choose, you have to tell your own conscience."
Xiao Lizi scratched his head and said, "I feel like I have to chop her."
Brother Hao smiled, "That's alright, I just can't figure out how such a person can survive. It doesn't matter how ugly he is, but his character is so bad. It doesn't matter if he has such a bad character. He still likes to beat up little ones. Report it, you still think it’s your own damn thing, you idiot.”
I followed up by saying, "Brother Hao, that's right, you're just stupid."
Wei Wei smiled and said, "As for you, haven't I just reported you a few times? Also, Liu'er, don't think about her problems now. Think about yourself first."
I looked at Viagra and wondered, "Why should I consider myself?"
Weiwei pointed in front and smiled again. I looked in the direction he pointed to and saw that the teacher's wife was there, taking a small notebook and writing down people's names.
I looked at Viagra and said, "Are you talking about the teacher's wife?"
Wei Wei nodded, "Everyone in the class knows that you two don't get along and always quarrel. I don't care whether you have done your homework or not. I just want to know how you will get through her later."
I glanced at Viagra and said, "Do you think, in my eyes, this is a big deal? Moreover, you are sure that I didn't do my homework."
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