I went back to school in the afternoon. As soon as I got to the class, I saw many people in the class gathered together and talking about each other. I was wondering what was going on. Brother Hao came over and patted me, "Have you enjoyed your lunch?"
"It must be fun. In fact, it doesn't matter how you play. The most important thing is to listen to Huixu and Lin Yifei yelling at each other. That's the most important thing. It's quite comfortable to play." I replied,
"We donated blood, got lunch, and a T-shirt, all for free. We can also get free money tomorrow, and it also promoted blood circulation in our bodies. Everyone felt good, and we were all thinking about tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Get the money”
I glanced at Brother Hao, "It's not the same expression you had when you were drawing blood at noon. It scared you. Looking at the blood-white expression on your face after the blood drawing, you still have the nerve to say it. Don't brag to me."
Brother Hao ignored me and started to rub his fists. I patted his arm and said, "Okay, I envy you. Come on."
Brother Hao smiled and said, "This is pretty much the same. If you make mistakes, you can correct them. Well, kid, there is some hope. Forget it, I won't offend you anymore. Let's go discuss our experience in donating blood. We'll get the money tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." After I finished, I left,
I watched Brother Hao go back, and I wondered if I really should donate some blood. I saw that more than half of the people in the class had donated, and a small half regretted not donating, and only a few were determined not to donate. Yes, there are still a few things that I didn’t offer after being fooled by me after wavering, such as the big lobster who timidly left the show at noon, and our little beauty, the teacher’s wife.
During the self-study class in the afternoon, as soon as the class teacher came in, all the students in the class shouted, "Teacher, when will our money arrive? When will it arrive?"
Our class teacher smiled and said, "Quiet, quiet, everyone, quiet. I am very pleased with the dedication spirit of most of the students in our class. Our class should be the class that donates the most blood in our school. I would like to commend two people again. One is Qi Qi. Hao, one is Liu Meng, a boy and a girl. They persuaded many hesitant students in the class to donate blood. As a result, our class is either the first or second in the number of blood donors in the school. The details are not clear yet. The subsidies given to everyone are , it should arrive tomorrow.”
As soon as the head teacher finished speaking, things started boiling down below. They all cheered and waited to get the money. I scoffed at their ideas. Damn it, I don’t sell myself. I really admire the combination of Brother Hao and Little Fatty. They are so invincible. ,
I just thought, if I let the two of them know something from now on, and Brother Hao accidentally tells Yoko, then the propagation speed of the three of them will be better than the big speakers on the school’s telegraph poles, because the transmission speed on the school’s telegraph poles is Usually, except for after school at noon and afternoon, or when there is no gymnasium between classes, when the big speaker plays some pop songs, some people accidentally listen to it, and when it talks about other things, no one listens, but if the average student faces These people are different. You have to listen even if you don’t want to, especially Yoko. I have a deep understanding of it from his legendary morning exercise incident, but Brother Hao is even more extreme. If you don’t listen, you may have to be forced to listen. Just like today, he had to drag me to accompany him to sell. The little fat guy just kept inking, until you didn't want to hear it and knew about it. It was really a golden combination. I should also give the three of them a certificate. Big Speaker Award,
The teacher's wife pushed me aside, "I'm going to sell it, but you won't let me sell it. Let's take a look. It'll be a good selling point and it can also benefit society."
I glanced at the teacher and said confidently, "Don't worry, we won't sell it, let them sell it, follow Brother Six, you won't go wrong." In fact, I didn't have any confidence at all, and as expected, I got it. The teacher looked at him with disdain,
Then the head teacher knocked on the table hard, "Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, let me tell you a better news, let's guess." The head teacher smiled when he spoke, and then the people below began to guess, "More money, a holiday" and so on,
The study committee member actually yelled, "Take up our class time in the morning and find self-study classes to make up for lectures." She was talking about class time, I'm so sorry for her, this little guy is so pretentious,
I really couldn't stand listening to these people's random thoughts, so I wrote something in my own ink: "I'm fucking dreaming in broad daylight. It doesn't matter what I do. I'm just guessing."
The little fat man pushed me, "Why are you just making wild guesses? The head teacher is smiling so happily. Something good must be happening. Maybe he can really get more money."
I looked at the little fat man and said, "The extra money is for you. Can you give it to her? Have you ever seen my mother give me money? Are you very happy?"
"Tch, my teacher is a teacher. If I have the mind of a teacher, I can be like you."
I ignored the little fat man and heard the teacher's wife say from the side, "Then tell me, why are you dreaming in broad daylight?"
"It's nothing, I just think they are being weird."
The teacher turned her head and looked at me, "Okay, you are great. If you don't dream during the day, and if you don't have wild ideas, then you have the ability to guess."
The little fat man also pushed me and said, "That's right, that's right, you've got to guess."
I didn't say anything, but the teacher's wife smiled beside me, "If you are poor, you can play, and if you have the ability, you guess, if you guessed it right, I will treat you to eating Mushu Pork Rice Bowl for a week."
I felt happy when I heard "What you said is true." This silly girl didn't say what to do if I guessed incorrectly. She probably didn't expect it either.
The master nodded vigorously, and the little fat man said next to him, "I will be a witness."
I glanced at the teacher's wife, "Listen, at most, it will give our class some quantitative management points, and also give her some salary. Of course, she won't say anything else. She will definitely talk about the thoughts of our classmates. He has high consciousness, has the courage to contribute, and loves the class body."
The master smiled and said, "Are you going to give us a certificate and post it on the wall behind us?"
I raised my head and glanced at the teacher's wife, "I only thought about this after hearing what you said. Maybe it would really be like this." The teacher's wife looked at me with contempt and ignored me.
The little fat man spoke next to him, "Sixth Brother, I'm very curious, aren't you afraid of getting tired of eating Mushu Pork Rice Bowl for a week?"
"Don't be afraid. I won't get tired of eating anything for a week. I know people, things, places, and even food. I won't get tired of it."
The little fat man pushed me, "What do you mean, you know this and that."
"There is something wrong with him. He only eats one kind of food, goes to only one restaurant, and only goes to one place to get a haircut. He always looks for one barber. He only goes to one Internet cafe. What's exaggerated is that he only sits at a few tables in the Internet cafe. If there is no room in the machine, other machines will not play, and you have to change with others. When smoking, I usually only smoke one kind, and when I am rich, I will only smoke one kind. The same is true for drinking. I only drink one brand, buy clothes, I only recognize a few brands, but there is something wrong with me and I am concerned about face." Master Tai said,
I squinted at the teacher, "This is called single-mindedness, you know nothing, I'm responsible." The teacher looked at me with disdain and ignored me.
I turned my head and glanced at the little fat guy. Damn it, she actually ignored me.
At this moment, the teacher smiled again and patted the table hard, "Quiet, quiet, don't even guess, I'll tell you." After saying these words, the head teacher took out a piece of paper from his briefcase. , I took a closer look, damn, it’s really a certificate,
Listening to the class teacher holding this certificate and continuing to say, "Our class won the spiritual civilization class award for donating blood and love for free, and our class was also given quantitative management points. I don't know the specific number of points, anyway." There must be people from our class. The first 10 classes will all be rewarded. Our class is at the front and we will be notified then. The certificates of award have come out today. I am very happy. My students have grown up." After finishing speaking, I said to myself and started clapping,
Then many people in the class began to respond and shout, and the atmosphere was enthusiastic, especially those who donated blood. Their performance was particularly exaggerated. Look at Qi Hao, he stood up and almost stood on the table, but accidentally I took a look at our big lobster and found that he had a regretful expression on his face. He suddenly turned his head and stared at me. His eyes when he looked at me were a little bloodthirsty. I felt so depressed. What the hell? ,
Suddenly I laughed and turned my head away from our big lobster. I was very happy. Someone has provided me with the rice bowl this week. At least I won’t be hungry anymore, haha.
The teacher's wife pushed me aside, and I turned around and looked at her, "What are you doing?" The teacher's wife didn't say anything, but gave me a thumbs-up, and I smiled confidently. Damn, you really fooled me. By the way, after I finished laughing, I lay down on the table and slept in a very cool manner, waiting for class to end. I ignored the two women. I had already told them that following Brother Six would not be a mistake. They didn’t believe it.
After school in the evening, I rode my small motorcycle back to Chenyang's house. I found that the big house was empty. Then I remembered that my parents had gone to work in other places. Haha, I was free. I put all my clothes on I took off all my clothes and wanted to take a nice bath, then I took the last big China stick I had hidden in my mouth and lit it. Oh my God, this is so happy and comfortable. I was about to walk to the bathroom.
Suddenly, the door of the back room opened, and a woman came out, wearing pajamas. When I saw it, I was frightened, so I quickly covered the important parts of my body and turned my back to her, "Damn it, Zheng Ying, why are you here?" Well, hurry up and turn around, turn around." I spoke in a loud voice. Zheng Ying smiled and turned back,
As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Fei also came out in his underwear. "Haha, when they went to class in the afternoon, I brought the Chenyang key over, and I brought my wife back first. What are you doing there? Haha." , you are still fucking playing, come and show me.”
"Go, go, go." After saying that, I went to the sofa to get some underwear, then ran into the bathroom, turned on the water, smoked a cigarette, got out of the bathtub, took a dip, and I felt quite comfortable.
While I was soaking, Chen Yang and the others also came back, and I heard them making a noise.
In the evening, both Zheng Ying and Li Yu came. The two women cooked a table of dishes. The chef was Zheng Ying. The food cooked by this girl was quite delicious. Finally, we were left alone. Excited, we drank together to brag, talked about women and chicks, and finally drank until dawn, feeling so happy,
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