After I finished drinking, it was already past 5 o'clock in the morning. I didn't dare to sleep. If I did, I would definitely miss class for the day. School has just started, so you should behave well. Now there is a stupid school committee member in the class. There is a barking dog outside, all looking at me covetously, how do I feel, I am so pitiful, I rub it,
The rest of us, except Fei Ge and Zheng Ying, were all awake. Li Yu was supposed to go home yesterday when we had been drinking for a little while. Brother Xu sent her back. I was also thinking about it, Brother Xu When should I break up with her? This woman seems to be very thoughtful.
I rode my scooter all the way, resisting my sleepiness, and finally made it to the class. After I entered the class, I sat on my seat and patted the teacher's arm. "Beauty, give me your school uniform."
"What are you doing? I have to wear it when I do exercises in class. Why do you smell like alcohol?"
When I heard it, "Oh no, no, it's been all night and it still smells like alcohol."
The teacher held her nose and said, "It smells very serious of alcohol."
I smiled and said, "Okay, give me your school uniform and I'll go and sleep in the corner at the back. I haven't slept all night. I'm so sleepy."
"Why do you need my clothes for sleeping? You don't have them yourself. You can just put them on yourself."
I patted her shoulder and said, "It's uncomfortable. I'm going to get pregnant soon."
The teacher shook her head, sighed, and took out the school uniform from her seat. I took two pieces of school uniform and went directly to the last row. I drove Brother Hao to the front and sat with the little fat man. , I put all the books in Brother Hao’s table hall on the table, which is too high. I also borrowed many other people’s books and put them all up. From the outside, you can’t see the people inside at all. It’s like a fortress. I laid out my school uniforms, one of my own, and one of my teacher's wife's. I lay down and went to sleep. The reason why I didn't cover it with my teacher's clothes was because I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to help drooling or something. On his clothes, it would be too inappropriate,
As soon as I closed and opened my eyes, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. I looked at my deskmate and said, "How many classes have there been?"
The buddy patted me on the shoulder, "It's time for afternoon classes. School is over in the morning. What do you want to eat? I'll buy some for you."
I replied in a daze, "Thanks, buddy, no need. You can just eat it by yourself. Just don't bother me. I don't want to eat anything. I feel sick to my stomach and feel sleepy."
The classmate smiled and said, "Then drink less. You smell like alcohol. In the morning, the class teacher came to your side and fanned her nose vigorously. I also fell asleep at that time. She patted me You woke up. I was about to pat you to wake you up, but she stopped me. I was really depressed. I also slept soundly, and the teacher can take care of you."
I lay on my stomach and didn't raise my head. "That's giving up on me, silly boy. Go eat quickly. I'm going to bed. I'll see you in the afternoon."
As a result, I didn't eat lunch and didn't do anything all day long. Every time I closed my eyes and opened them again, I slept until school was about to end in the afternoon. When I woke up, I saw that the sky was getting dark, and I felt really good. , stretched hard and yawned. It felt like I was full of sleep. It was so comfortable. Why did I say I was full of sleep? Because I was hungry and didn’t eat.
The whole day, no teacher called me, and no one cared about me. I slept by myself. It was fine, but it was a bit uncomfortable. There was a school uniform underneath. I felt uncomfortable. It would be better to lie down. I I like to lie down and sleep, it’s cool,
The guy next to me looked at me and said, "Wake up. Did you have a good sleep today?"
I smiled and said, "It feels normal."
The guy gave me a thumbs up, "No teacher cares about you, the class is very quiet today."
When I heard, "What does fart have to do with me? My reputation has been ruined by you all."
As soon as I finished saying this, the class door opened. When I saw it, it was the class teacher who came in, holding an envelope and a piece of paper in his hand.
My deskmate patted me hard and said, "Here comes the money, here comes the money, haha." I gave him a look of disdain. As for that, it's not like I've never seen money before. In other words, I did feel a little jealous.
As soon as the head teacher stood on the podium, the first thing he said was "Wang Yue, wake up."
I stood up, couldn't hold it back, and stretched. This stretch made all the classmates in the class laugh. The head teacher shook his head and said, "Go back to your seat. Qi Hao didn't attend class again today. Liu Meng I didn’t listen either, I guess Zhao Qianya can’t listen well either.” As soon as she said this, even a fool would understand what she meant.
I got up and took two pieces of school uniform and returned to my seat. Brother Hao got up and returned to his seat. The head teacher looked at me and took two pieces of school uniform and said, "Okay, I have one more set of sleeping equipment than others." I didn't reply. , all the classmates in the class were laughing,
The class teacher stretched out his hand to signal for silence. After everyone was quiet, the class teacher said to us, "The performance of our class is indeed good. More than 60 students participated in the free blood donation and charity activities, which was highly praised by the school leaders. Our class It is the class with the largest number of blood donors in the whole school. I am very pleased. Now the quantitative management score of our class has risen to the first position. Come on, everyone, and strive to maintain this score." After saying this, he started to applaud. Here is the response. It was very lively and atmospheric,
"Everyone should work hard for our class together and strive for the honor of the class. I believe that we are all the best students." These words were very contagious. After finishing speaking, everyone applauded and cheered.
The head teacher smiled and extended his hand to signal for silence. "Now let's talk about the issue that everyone is most concerned about. I will send you the school's subsidy for blood donation this time. I will read your name and everyone will come up and get it."
As soon as I finished saying this, it became even more lively below. Brother Hao had already stood up, and the little fat man actually stood up too. This gave me a deep understanding of the principle that those who are close to red are red, and those who are close to ink are black.
I looked at the little fat man and said, "Why are you so happy? What are you so excited about?"
The little fat man smiled, "Of course I'm excited, and of course I'm happy that I gave you the money. I didn't draw blood for nothing yesterday, and I even got something as a gift, haha, I feel happy."
The master's wife said beside her, "If it weren't for Liu'er, I would have offered some."
I ignored her, haha, it doesn't matter. If I don't have the same experience as these women, I can't bear to part with my blood. I don't care about those things, and I don't want to regret those things that were given away for free. I gave you a big vest with the words " It's an honor to donate blood. I saw people wearing it. It felt so windy. I can't stand that kind of wind.
As he said this, I saw the teacher open the envelope from the podium and take out a wad of money. Oops, that's so much. Then I thought about it, 60 people each paid 150,9000. That much is normal. I'm not envious, I didn't sell it, they all sold it,
I saw the head teacher said to us, "By the way, I forgot to tell you something. Let me tell you now. The school originally provided a subsidy of 150 yuan per person, but it deducted the love chocolate, milk, burgers and the love T-shirts distributed. After the payment, each person will be given 100 yuan, and everyone will come up to receive the money." As soon as she finished saying this, I reacted for three seconds, and then I burst into laughter. I didn't dare to laugh hard, so I just leaned on the table. Le, I’m so damn happy, I’ll make you happy, haha,
As soon as the teacher finished speaking, things exploded below. 50 yuan was deducted for the things handed out, so it was only 100 yuan. Everyone felt that they had been cheated. It was very chaotic for a while, and everyone was very confused. Depressed, some people started knocking on the table, and some started swearing, which immediately aroused public outrage.
At this time, I heard a harsh laugh. I held back my laughter and looked back at the place where the sound came from. It turned out to be our big lobster. He didn't donate blood. He looked at me with regret and looked bloody. , this time he vented his joy,
Then his two deskmates, and Brother Hao, who was a few miles away from him, rushed over to the ground without paying attention to the teacher, and sliced him. After peeling, our big lobster was still there. He was happy, but he didn’t dare to express it openly. He was lying on the table and smashing the table while laughing. I felt like he was crazy.
After the people below expressed their indignation, the head teacher banged the table hard, "Stop complaining. There are many people outside who donate blood for free. We can do a little bit. The school currently owes a lot of foreign debt. Please be considerate and please be quiet." Click, okay, okay, everyone is here to get the money."
When I heard this, I was happy again. Damn, the foreign debts are still being paid. All the school leaders are well fed, clothed, have cars and houses. They collect this money and that money. In the end, the school still owes foreign debts every day. Just use a trick to deceive students and fools. I don't have anything to do with it. I didn't donate blood anyway.
However, most of the people who donated blood were very depressed and went up to get the money. After taking the money, the class teacher comforted him a few words and then left, probably in a hurry to eat. There was no one in the self-study class, and as soon as the class teacher left , I looked back, and our big lobster was still lying on the table and laughing non-stop, not realizing that the teacher had left. His result was destined to be tragic, because I saw Brother Hao and several other people. The next seat was passed towards him, and he was still banging the table. He was laughing so exaggeratedly that it scared me.
After the little fat man took the money, he complained to me next to me and kept cursing, which was not civilized at all. I turned back and patted the little fat man on the shoulder, "Okay, okay, it's not easy with 100 yuan." That’s it, that’s it. Didn’t you listen to the teacher? There are so many people donating blood for free, but we are still paying for it, haha.” The little fat man cursed again in a depressed tone, and then ignored my laughter. After laughing twice, I didn’t dare to laugh because I heard our big lobster calling for help. They were too cruel.
The teacher patted me and extended her thumb to me,
I looked at Master Tai and asked in confusion, "What's wrong with me? This has nothing to do with me."
The teacher smiled and said, "That's not what I'm talking about. Really, I almost went to donate blood yesterday, but I was fooled by you so I didn't go. As you know, it's a good thing I didn't go, or I wouldn't be so angry today." "
I smiled at her, "That's right, follow Brother Six, and everything will be done calmly, don't you understand." As a result, the master looked at me with contempt again and ignored me.
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