After the chicken shop owner put the whole chicken for me into his son's Ultraman schoolbag, I took out the only one hundred yuan I had with me and thought about it. It would be inappropriate to take someone's schoolbag for nothing. Yes, how can anyone buy a chicken and get a schoolbag for free, and the gift is such a righteous Ultraman schoolbag. After thinking again and again, he handed the money to the chicken shop owner and said smoothly, "This money is for you, uncle, wait until I pay it back." Just ask me for the money while you're carrying your schoolbag."
Unexpectedly, the owner of the chicken shop just shook his head at me, "No, no, why are you so polite? We are so familiar with each other. We don't know each other. It's not the first time. I want to get this money from you. I must go to you. There is no relationship between us." You don’t have to be so polite. You can just return this schoolbag when you find time. My son and his friends are on vacation anyway, so they don’t need it now. You’re welcome, you’re welcome.”
After hearing this, I was very moved, "That's so embarrassing. Farewell, uncle, you can return the money to me when I return your schoolbag."
The owner of the chicken shop stood in front of me, "No, we don't need to be so polite with each other. You kids are so picky. If you do this, I won't sell you." After saying that, he smiled and said,
I am not a very pretentious person, so after listening to what the chicken shop owner said, I nodded, "Well, okay, uncle, I will send your schoolbag back when I have time." Then I thought for a moment, "Uncle, Let's do this. Leave your phone number with me. When I want to buy chickens, you can go to the school gate and deliver them to me. I'll follow the door and pick up the chickens. This will save us the trouble of going back and forth all the time. It's dangerous. Look. How about it."
The chicken shop owner smiled, "Of course this is good. Come on, remember my phone number." After he finished speaking, he read out a bunch of numbers to me.
I took out my PHS phone and wrote down the phone number of the chicken shop owner. I checked it again. After it was correct, I smiled at the chicken shop owner and said, "Uncle, thank you. I'll have to trouble you to go there then." Send it to us."
"Haha, okay, there is no need to be so polite between us. If you want to eat it then, just call me and I will deliver it to you." After the chicken shop owner finished speaking, he took out a very greasy piece of cake from his pocket. The 5 yuan was handed to me. I hesitated for a moment, but I still took it. I never asked how much the chicken was, but when I thought about 5 dollars, I thought about it carefully. Oops, I felt cold again. Mom, this quarrel for a long time was not because of our good relationship, but because the deposit I gave was too small. I could only buy two Ultraman automatic pencils for 5 yuan. I couldn’t even buy Ultraman’s pencil case, let alone Ultraman’s. Man’s little school bag is gone. Damn, 5 little chickens usually only cost about 70 yuan to kill. During the epidemic, they actually cost me 95 yuan. Do prices of everything increase during special periods? I turned around and thought again, Damn it, you lost me 100 yuan just to box Greater China, wrong decision, wrong decision,
But it was really hard to say anything at the moment. After relaxing my mood, I waved to the chicken shop owner and smiled, "Goodbye then, uncle. I will take the time to send you your schoolbag. I will quickly find a way to go back." .”
The chicken shop owner also waved to me, "It's okay, it's okay, you're welcome."
Then I picked up this small Ultraman schoolbag and walked to the school. When I got to the door, I was stunned for a while, thinking about how to go back. I didn’t dare to go anywhere else. There were killers ambushing around the school. Who dared to go there? Walking along the wall, I turned around and glanced at the little Ultraman behind me, and smiled helplessly. Damn, this schoolbag is really good enough. I stared at the schoolbag and thought about it for a long time, and suddenly realized, I am reading this scene. Why does it look so familiar? I saw it all the time when I was a kid. This is a red Ultraman Jack, staring at two big light bulbs and praying to God to use laser waves to kill little monsters. It works every time. I smiled and shook it. Shaking Ultraman's small schoolbag, it can be regarded as a beautiful scenery in the middle of the originally sparse road.
I wandered at the school gate for a long time, wondering where to turn in. After much thought, I couldn't think of any suitable way. In the end, I got a headache from thinking about it, so I sat down opposite the school in depression and found a big tree. Later, I put the small bag on my chest, then lit a cigarette and took a few puffs. I felt depressed now. I came out. How could I go back?
Then as I was thinking about it, I turned my head and accidentally glanced at the school. I was stunned for a moment. I found something very arrogant. I rubbed my eyes again and looked carefully. Damn, it turns out to be true. I I saw an older sister in school uniform walking towards the school gate naturally. I watched her step by step from the small gap in the school gate to the inside of the school. The guard at the school gate actually intercepted her. None. This time, I was shocked and dumbfounded.
I subconsciously said, "Holy shit, who's girl is so fierce?" After saying that, I took a few deep breaths, stood up, pretended to be natural, and walked forward from the eldest sister. On the road, I rushed to the school without hesitation. When I was at the school gate, the guard smiled at me, and I smiled at him. He was the guard who charged me 200 yuan for protection. He has never been very good. He did not fulfill his responsibility to protect me. He has a very poor sense of professional ethics. He took people’s money and helped them out of trouble. There was no professionalism at all. Look at me, I took a box of big lobsters from Greater China and took such a big risk. He sneaked out of school and took out two boxes of Greater China money. This is professional ethics. Damn it, it makes me heartbroken just thinking about it.
But this time the guard didn't care about me, which made me a little excited. I wondered if I would have to pay some protection money another day. After I entered the school, I took a deep breath and suddenly felt extremely comfortable.
I was carrying my small Ultraman school bag and was thinking about this while walking. Why could that eldest sister go back to school directly? Could it be that she entered the school undefended? Suddenly I realized that the school was so strict in checking, so it turned out that it only allowed You can enter or leave if you have a student card when you come in. The guard knows me and charged me 200 yuan. He didn't even check my student card, and it must have been in my Ultraman bag. And I was confused by my innocent face. When I thought of this, I suddenly felt happy, haha,
When I got to the class, I didn't go back to my seat. Instead, I walked directly to the podium and looked carefully at the audience below. It turned out that none of them had come back. I felt extremely comfortable. I greeted everyone I saw and just stood on the podium. It was super I feel a sense of accomplishment even though I just bought a few chickens.
But not long after, someone started to laugh. I turned around and wondered when the little fat girl had returned to class. Then I thought about it carefully. She seemed to have been absent from class since the last class. I asked why Qi Hao told us She was confused, but she smiled at me, which I couldn’t understand.
I looked at her and said, "Why are you laughing?"
The little fat man pointed hard at my back, and then laughed "haha", and then many people in our class ran to the front to look at the small Ultraman Jack school bag on my back, and then they all pointed at mine in unison. The little schoolbag laughed "haha", and no one said anything. They were all laughing, and the class immediately became lively.
I patted the table, "Why didn't you watch Ultraman when you were kids?" Then I turned around and looked at the little fat man, "This one is much better than the one you drew." But these people still ignored me and ignored my existence. , I just continued to laugh stupidly, and some laughed so exaggeratedly that I burst into tears. I have never been able to figure it out. As for why, I can’t fight so hard, I can’t curse people so hard, I can’t just smile stupidly to myself. He was so cruel that he could still laugh and cry,
I also understood why they were laughing again, and I felt calm. I watched them laugh at me again. After watching for a while, I found that there was no trend of getting weaker. Then I took out my own PHS phone and read Looking at the time above, I found that there was still some time before class, and then coughed, "Everyone, please laugh hard, but those who laugh at me must not regret it. Also, don't laugh so exaggeratedly. Beware of facial cramps." As soon as I finished speaking, the men and women in the class laughed even more exaggeratedly.
The little fat man came over and patted me on the shoulder, "Brother Six, forget it, you're just teasing us to death, your image makes me so happy, even Ultraman, haha, but don't tell me, you're dressed like this, Paired with this Ultraman, he is so handsome, so handsome."
I glanced at her, "Not only Ultraman, but also chickens."
The little fat man nodded, "Well, well, there are ducks, and are there any crabs?" After he finished speaking, he pointed to the little monster on the schoolbag, "And this, yes, this monster is a crab monster, haha, Ha ha"
I ignored her, ignored her, and returned to my seat amidst everyone's laughter. I put my beloved Ultraman bag on the table, and then looked around at them, seeing them laughing at me. I don't know how. I felt it first and started to feel happy,
A voice came out from among the many mocking voices, "What are you doing? You..."
I turned around and looked at Master Tai, a little surprised and asked, "Why are you unhappy?"
The master smiled this time and said, "You are sick. You don't care whether people are happy or not. If you eat too much, you have nothing to do."
I shook my head, "Isn't it funny? Look at how happy those people are." After I finished speaking, I pointed at the people around me and those who were returning to work one after another. Then I asked the laughing people what they were laughing at, and then everyone whispered to each other. Then they all came to me, looked at me, and laughed together if they had nothing to do. Many new members also started to laugh.
After listening to what I said, the master glanced at me, "What's wrong with you? You even made an Ultraman. Such a childish look is not in line with your past style at all. Besides, how old are you, can you?" Stop making fun of you all the time."
I spread my hands and said, "If you want to laugh, just laugh."
"I'm not as boring as them. You're boring enough. It's even more boring if they laugh at you when you talk about these new things all day long."
I stared at Master Tai for a long time without saying anything.
"What's wrong with you? You're talking. Why are you standing there dumbfounded?"
I grabbed Master Tai's hand and said, "I'm so touched, you didn't even laugh."
The master took out his hand and hit me, "Are you crazy?"
I smiled and said, "No, no, to be serious, how long have you not eaten meat?"
The master glanced at me and said, "You've been holding it in for a long time and you just came out with this sentence."
I nodded, "Well, well, it's been a long time since you've eaten meat."
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