"Meat, I had a meal with Chen Yang two days ago. I finally got in line and bought a dish with the most meat. When I bought it, I found it was all green onions and it was very unpalatable. Chen Yang was so angry that he almost went to someone else's house. , I pulled him away, and we didn’t eat it afterwards. When it comes to meat, it’s been a long time since we’ve eaten it.”
"Then how long has it been since you've eaten meat?"
The teacher raised his head and thought for a moment, "It's been more than a week. Since the day the school was closed, not counting the cheat sheet, I haven't eaten meat. The food in the school is really unpalatable, and there is no meat at all." It’s too little, or it tastes really bad. What’s wrong, Sixth Brother?”
I looked at my teacher and she suddenly became silent and didn’t speak.
After a while, the master pinched me and said, "What are you thinking about? Why are you so dazed? Why don't you say anything?"
I shook my head and regained my composure, "Well, well, that's right. You've made progress. They all laughed at me. Not only did you not laugh at me, but you also knew how to call me Sixth Brother. You rarely call me that, but it's just for you." "Brother Sheng Liu, come here, I'll give this to you." After saying that, I slowly took out a baby chicken from my Ultraman bag, saying something like that, I was drooling just looking at it, and With a faint smell of cumin, I took the chicken and handed it to the teacher's wife under the surprised eyes of many people around me. "There are two more ingredients here. You and the little fat guy who laughed at me just now, you two, one each." share."
The teacher subconsciously caught the chicken and said, "Where did you get it?"
I smiled, "Is there anything that brother can't do? This is a reward for you. How about it? I told you before. Follow Brother Six, that's right." After saying that, I patted my chest.
"Brother Six, you are so awesome and handsome. Where did you get this thing?" The little fat man had already forgotten the ridicule he had just made at me. He came over and patted me on the shoulder and praised me,
I glanced at her, "It's not the time for you to laugh at my little Ultraman schoolbag just now. Let me tell you, I didn't want to give it to you at first, but then I thought about it. I'm sorry. It's not because of my deep relationship with you, but because I'm afraid of Qi Hao." Look at me in a hurry, damn, if you look at Zhao Qianya, she won’t laugh at me. You’re the one who’s laughing at me, and you’re the one who’s taking the lead. Aren’t you embarrassed to eat the chicken that I worked so hard to buy?”
The little fat man shook his head and said, "Are you embarrassed to use it?"
I looked at her depressedly, "Why don't you have to be embarrassed to follow me?"
"Okay, okay, I'll talk about this later and tell you how you got it back."
I looked at Master Tai, "Brothers sacrificed their lives for it. I only walked to the last one. Originally, I didn't want to give it to the little fat guy, but she actually laughed at me. But Brother Hao's life was in it, so it wouldn't be appropriate to ignore her. So, each of you has half the money."
The little fat man looked at me, "Brother Hao, what are you talking about? What about Qi Hao? Why haven't I seen him since I returned to class?"
I sighed, "It's okay. Brother Hao will probably be back later. Don't worry, it's okay."
"Did you ask for leave with the teacher?" the teacher asked again anxiously,
I looked at the teacher's wife and said, "Do you think I need to ask for leave?"
"That's right, now teachers don't even give me leave. Parents call me and they only give me leave if it's a big deal. Just like this, I still have to ask the teacher hard. The inspections around the school are so strict that they don't give me leave for ordinary things. "
I pretended to smile and said, "These things are nothing to me."
The master also smiled and said, "Brother Six, you are so handsome. No matter what, you are handsome." After saying that, he took the snack and pulled the little fat man's arm, "Let's go and eat."
The little fat man patted me and said, "Brother Hao, what's wrong?"
I sighed, "Nothing to do, just go ahead and eat. He will be back soon. If it weren't for Brother Hao, I wouldn't have given it to you to make you laugh at me."
The little fat man looked at me and said, "Is he okay?"
"Well, it's nothing. Let's go and eat. I'll call Dagan's wife. The three of you girls got the biggest one for you. It's probably about the same. It's not enough to eat. I'll continue to buy it for you tomorrow."
After hearing this, the little fat man smiled and felt relieved, "Yeah, yeah, that's good, thank you, Sixth Brother." After saying that, he and his teacher walked to the back and called Dagang's wife, and the three of them actually went to class. I'm a little confused about the corner inside. What's wrong with this woman? Is she afraid of people watching her when she's eating?
I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. I felt that the atmosphere was wrong and a little weird. I didn't think about what was wrong. Then I looked around and suddenly realized, I said why it felt wrong. I had been making trouble for a long time and just laughed at me. Among the many people, no one is smiling now, they are all staring at me,
I looked around and then raised my hand, "Why are you so quiet? Everyone, keep on, keep on, don't stop. Laugh as hard as you can, and I'll see how long you can laugh." You laugh at yourselves,
After I finished speaking, I smiled at them, then took out a chicken, opened the ingredients myself, and pulled off the largest chicken drumstick. I was not afraid of the greasiness and ate it in front of them. "You guys keep laughing. , keep laughing, laugh at my Ultraman, I eat mine, you laugh at yours." After saying that, I finished the chicken drumstick in a few times, then I pulled off the other drumstick, and then looked at it He looked around, then smiled,
At this moment, there were three or four boys gathered around me. They all joked and joked together all the time. None of them were familiar to me. I only heard this. They stopped laughing at me and kept saying "Brother Six" and "Brother Six". "Sixth Brother", they were shouting one by one so diligently, no one was laughing at me anymore, they were all saying good things about me. Among the people who were laughing just now, they were the only ones who laughed exaggeratedly and laughed honestly.
I listened for a while and then smiled, "Don't worry, none of you want to eat today, I'll just have two. I'll eat them by myself and make you laugh at me." After saying that, I took some from my Ultraman bag. I also took out the other chicken, and then hid my Ultraman small schoolbag in the seat. There were two chickens outside. I finished the chicken leg in a few more bites, and then stretched out to "get comfortable". I picked up the drumstick of another chicken and was about to continue eating it.
I don’t know who is the leader among those people. Before I could react, I found that these people all rushed towards me and my chicken in a tacit understanding. I looked at these wolves and became confused. I rushed over, and my first reaction was to protect the chicken leg in my hand, so I tried my best to protect my chicken leg. Of course, there was also my Ultraman bag, which was missing a chicken leg on the table. The chicken, there was a chicken with two chicken legs missing, so they took it away without leaving any for me. They even took away the small ingredients. They didn't hesitate at all and took my chicken. The person sitting next to me started eating. I took the chicken drumstick in my hand and looked at the guy on my left, "Can you leave some toppings for me?"
He glanced at me and said, "No." After saying that, someone exerted some force, and when I wasn't paying attention, the only chicken drumstick in my hand was gone. I turned around and looked at the two people on the right. One of them took my chicken leg and started to smile at me again, "You can't blame me, you can't blame me. If you hold the chicken leg and don't eat it, can you blame me? It's a pity. I'll help you eat it." After saying that, he started to smile at me. I grabbed the chicken leg that I was trying to protect just now and started eating it. The person next to him said cooperatively, "Give me a bite." "Well, here you go." Then, the person also took a bite. ,
I watched them eat chicken for a while, and felt that they had almost eaten. Then I stood up and said, "Okay, you guys are cruel, damn, I spent so much money and risked my life so much, buy something good." When the food came back, you let me eat a chicken drumstick and took away all the rest. You also took away the ones I kept in my hand when I was not careful, and then you laughed at me when I first entered the class. "I, do you think it's suitable?" After I finished speaking, I pointed at them and said, "I'm talking to you, don't eat it yet. If you want to eat it later, I can still buy it. I'm just asking you, do you think it's suitable for you?" "
"Damn it, you can still buy it, where can I buy it, how can I buy it."
I glanced at the person who spoke, "Then don't worry about it. Anyway, I can eat chicken whenever I want. It's just dangerous. I have to climb a very high wall and risk being caught. Anyway, You guys can't do it." I also smiled in my heart, damn, I can't give you the phone numbers of the chicken shop owners even if I die.
The guy on my right, who just reached out to grab my chicken leg, smiled at me after listening to what I said, "Brother Six, it's okay. I'll invite you to the cafeteria for dinner. Just tell me what you want to eat. Look at you." It would be very bad if you were to eat alone there, it would not be in line with your style."
I smiled, and then thought for a moment, "I won't go to that cafeteria, but you're done."
"What do you mean, there is poison in the chicken. We are not afraid of poison, so we have to eat it, right?" After this person finished speaking, the people next to him who were eating chicken also talked very quickly. Just, just, in this case, if you can eat such delicious chicken, I will admit that it is poisonous." Then everyone around laughed,
I sighed, "You guys are laughing again, what's so funny? These chickens were bought by me, Dagang Qihao, and the big lobster at the cost of our lives. A few of them are still in the political and religious office." Well, I was the last one to break out of the siege. I finally bought a few chickens, and you guys just divided them among them. I didn’t care. The combat power of the big lobster can be ignored, but Dagang and Qi Hao, you guys I understand, and although Big Lobster is not very strong, he is good at fanning the flames. The three of them combined together are invincible. As you know, I think you are finished. I will remember you when I come back. , I will definitely tell them truthfully, the big lobster will definitely remind the two orangutans once a day, you believe me, really." After I finished speaking, I smiled,
The buddy on my left put his arm around my shoulder and said, "Brother Six, I don't think it's okay."
I nodded, "Why not? If this thing, this situation, were to be replaced by you, think about it for yourselves, would you be furious? Really, it's not an exaggeration at all, and Qi Hao and Dagang will definitely ignore it." After this process of thinking, direct body language, everyone has been here for so long, and it’s not like you don’t understand them. It’s okay if I divide your chickens, but you actually take my chickens. This is an open robbery, and they pay for it with their lives. Yes, you want their lives. Can you please be patient? Tell me, is this too unreasonable?" After I finished speaking, I spread my hands and said,
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