"That's right, Brother Six, it's not that big of a deal." The guy on my right was still eating the chicken leg that was snatched from me. While eating, he said to me,
I glanced at him first and said, "Hey, why are you eating the chicken legs so slowly? I finished them in just a few bites. You had to eat them for so long and you deliberately slandered us, right?"
The buddy smiled and said, "No, no, don't get me wrong. According to what you said, I feel that we are a bit inappropriate."
After listening to what this buddy said, I thought for a moment, "Well, actually, to be honest, it's not that serious. You still have a chance to make amends."
"What do you mean?"
I smiled, "You just need to buy me food every day from now on. As long as you can eat enough, buy them one by one. I will also eat the food in the cafeteria. If it's okay, I will be responsible for buying chickens, cigarettes and wine for you. The premise is that you pay for it." Money, how about it, let’s discuss it.”
"Idiot, it's real or fake. I'm buying cigarettes, wine, and chicken. How can you buy it?"
"Yes, yes, Sixth Brother, those two orangutans of yours don't have much appeal to us, but the purchase of cigarettes, wine and chickens you mentioned has great appeal to us. Please tell me quickly. How do you buy it?"
I looked at them and said, "You don't care how I buy it, I'll just buy it for you." I smiled in my heart. I bought chickens from the chicken shop owner every day, and asked him to buy some good cigarettes and wine, and we took Ultraman's small school bag. Is it a big deal to transport it back?
As soon as I finished speaking, the few people who were eating chicken gathered around and said, "Damn it, Brother Six, this matter is easy to talk about. We just don't know where to spend money now. The cigarettes in our school supermarket It’s just a damn thing, and it’s so damn expensive, it’s just a scam.”
I looked at them and said, "Are you sure? No one else can join us. It's just you and I, Qi Hao, Dagang Dalang."
"Well, it's done, Liu'er, it's settled." Then a few of us haggled and haggled, and finally the deal was made. Anyway, I didn't suffer any loss at all, and someone else will take care of the future meals. Not bad, not bad, they finished eating the chicken , they all returned to their seats, looking at their expressions, wondering if they were going to write down their thoughts after eating.
After a while, I had a self-study class. I felt extremely comfortable, humming a little tune and reading a novel that I had read several times.
The teacher's wife kicked me next to me, "What are you doing? You are so happy, even though others have snatched your chicken, you are still so happy."
I smiled and said, "You don't care how happy I am, how about it, whether the chicken is delicious or not."
The master nodded, "Yes, it's quite delicious."
"I'll give you a phone call later. You take it and give it to Chen Yang and the others when you have dinner with Chen Yang in the evening. Tell him that it belongs to the owner of the chicken shop at the door. I have discussed it with the boss and they will know."
"What has been discussed?"
I was happy, "Of course it's delivered to my door, but don't tell anyone else."
"What does this say?"
"Just don't tell anyone else, haha." The more I thought about it, the happier I became. After I finished laughing, I found that the teacher was actually ignoring me.
When the first class of evening self-study was over, someone kicked open the class door, and then three figures came back to the class angrily. The teacher pushed me and said, "What's wrong with them?"
"What can I do? I only dare to kick him when I see there is no teacher in the class. I know how to do this in junior high school."
"No, they are coming towards you."
I raised my head and glanced at Brother Hao and the others. As soon as these three people arrived in the class, sure enough, they all walked towards me consciously. When they came to my side, Brother Hao first greeted the little fat man, which was more disgusting than anything else. It's disgusting. Dagang and her little lover also started to get disgusted. Not only did they live broadcast, but they also touched him directly on the spot. It was really arrogant. What was left was a big lobster with the least lethality and no fighting ability. Look at me and don't say a word. I guess the three of them have already discussed it. It is indeed the intelligence of two orangutans. You are a big lobster and just look at me without saying anything. Who are you trying to scare? If you look at me again, I will not log out. I killed him, it was really true, hey, as I thought about it, I laughed. I glanced at the big lobster and said, "If you look at me again, I'll cut you."
The big lobster immediately took a step back, and then said arrogantly, "Brother Hao, Dagang, Liu'er said he wanted to cut me." Then Brother Hao and Dagang stopped talking, and they stood behind the big lobster. Crossing his arms, in the same posture, the big lobster also took a few steps forward and looked at me, "You're trying to scare me. I haven't been scared since I was a kid."
Then the three people looked at me, and Brother Hao said from behind the big lobster, "What do you want us to do with you?"
I pointed at Brother Hao, "First of all, the first thing I did when I came back was to give the chicken to your two wives so that they could eat it first. Secondly, this matter has nothing to do with me. I was almost caught. I I know you are unbalanced, but there is nothing you can do about it. Who makes you dare not run away? If you run away like me, then you will be fine. Finally, I still have some hidden goods, and I will eat them later."
After hearing what I said, Da Gang said, "Really."
"Damn it, what kind of person is my Liu'er? It's been so long. Don't you understand? When have I ever failed the brothers around me?"
Brother Hao smiled and said, "Well, you are somewhat humane, but we are a bit psychologically unbalanced."
I stood up, walked to Dagang's side, and patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, at most a small punishment. Brother Hao's father paid the protection fee, so it's okay."
"That makes me feel uncomfortable."
I sighed, "It's okay. This is not a big deal, but there is one thing that is."
"What's the matter?"
"You two, please step back." I watched Dagang and Brother Hao take a few steps back. The big lobster looked back at them and before he could say anything, I rushed towards the big lobster and cut it. After it was over, I stood up and clapped my hands, "Damn it, damn big lobster, little princess of the park." Then Brother Hao and the others all laughed,
I also smiled and said, "How do you guys deal with this?"
Brother Hao patted my arm and said, "Damn it, we are being punished again. Each person is guilty of a serious offense."
I looked at Brother Hao, "Didn't you both stay in school for inspection? How come you're doing something wrong again?"
Brother Hao glanced at me and said very arrogantly, "Do you think that my father's protection fee is for nothing? During the holidays, this gift is for nothing."
I smiled and said, "It's okay."
"Damn, you have the nerve to say that."
I spread my hands and said, "Can you blame me? I'm almost there, come on, brothers, it's not like that, it's not like that."
Brother Hao then cursed, "Fart, what the hell, damn, I'm so angry."
I took out my beloved Ultraman bag from the table hall and looked at them, "Fortunately I left two for you, otherwise, the wolves would have snatched them all away." I took out the chicken as I said that. Come, come, let’s eat the four of us, and we’ll get two in return.”
Dagang smiled and said, "That's not bad. I guess you're sensible. Hey, our punishment is not in vain. If we can't even eat the chicken, it will be a huge loss, damn it."
I took a few bites and suddenly thought, "Why is no one here to grab it?"
Brother Hao stretched out his arm and clenched his fist hard. "This is a symbol of strength, understand."
As soon as Brother Hao finished speaking, a man came over. The man had not yet spoken when he was next to me. Dagang slapped the table and said, "Whoever snatches these two chickens from us today, I will take my life with." Just as the guy told me, he made a circle and passed us by.
We finished eating the chicken very happily. After we finished eating, I gave Brother Hao a thumbs up, "You two are still tough enough. Look at me, they just took away what I had."
Dagang sighed, "Hey, I'm in a bad mood today."
I smiled and said, "It's okay. It's not that big of a deal."
During the recess on the second day, we finished our exercises in the playground. Sure enough, the principal read out the bullshit as usual: "Several vicious disciplinary incidents were announced today" followed by a bunch of nonsense. Anyway, I didn't hear everything clearly. One sentence that I heard very clearly was, "Brother Hao, Big Lobster, and Dagang actually jumped over the wall and left the school in order to buy a chicken, regardless of personal safety, school safety, and social stability." In the end, it was 3 people, 1 person, 1 punishment, serious offense,
After this thing was read out, the whole playground was boiling. Everyone started to laugh, all kinds of laughter. The popularity of Brother Hao and his friends suddenly rose. I immediately took a picture of Brother Hao. "Didn't you say yesterday that you wanted to be famous?" Yeah, well, this method is good." Brother Hao glared at me and said nothing.
So much later, when I introduced Brother Hao to people, I would accidentally mention this, and senior students in other grades would just say "Oh, I know, **climb over the wall" The one who bought the chicken." Every time I mentioned these things, Brother Hao would be quite depressed. Of course, I can't always say that if Brother Hao gets angry, it would be a bit too serious.
More than a week passed like this. During this period, my life suddenly became very smooth. I called the chicken shop owner every day to ask the chicken shop owner to deliver chickens, cigarettes and wine. Then I sneaked out and brought back my things, this Ultraman bag. For a time, it became a beautiful sight in our class. The owner of the chicken shop couldn’t close his mouth with laughter every day, because I went from 5 chickens on the first day to 10 to 15. A small bag can only have 5 chickens at most. Every time I have to deliver 3 to 4 times a day, many students in our class started to ask me to buy chickens for them and pay me for running errands. The situation in Brother Xu’s class is similar. That phone number also made it convenient for many people. , I bought chickens for a week, smoked and drank for a week, and finally I had more than a hundred dollars on me, and I didn’t even know who gave it to me.
Everyone was happy, everyone was so happy that in the end, the chicken shop owner left the Ultraman bag to me as a souvenir. He insisted on giving it to me, so I accepted it without any objection. Anyway, after that, every time I When I carried my Ultraman bag back to class, there was absolutely no ridicule, just cheers and applause.
** is getting more and more serious and overwhelming. Every day when I watch the news on TV in class, I will find people infected here and there infected. When I chatted with Lin Ran on the phone, she said that the school can no longer solve the problem by closing the school. Now, and the second middle school has already been on holiday, everyone has gone home. After I told Brother Hao and the others, I was very envious of this, and then various versions began to circulate in the grade, saying that this school is mentioned today It's a holiday. The school will be on holiday tomorrow. During an occasional call to Xiyu, they actually also had a holiday. It seems that in our small place, we are the only school that doesn't have a holiday.
This morning, during the morning self-study, everyone was chatting and sleeping. The teacher came in. As soon as I saw the class teacher coming in, I stood up. Our class was all quiet because these news had been circulated for a long time. There is a lot of excitement, everyone is waiting for this day, looking forward to this day,
The head teacher didn't say anything after he entered the class. He stared at me. I was a little embarrassed by his look. Then the teacher pulled me aside and said, "Sit down quickly. What are you thinking about? You are the only one standing in the whole class." "
It took me a moment to react, and I smiled apologetically at our class teacher, and then sat down.
The head teacher stood on the podium and looked at us, "Why didn't I say quiet today? It was so quiet. In the past, I had to bang the table hard to get almost quiet. What's wrong with this today?"
No one answered. After a while, the head teacher smiled and said, "The notice just came from the school. Due to the impact of the epidemic, the whole school has decided to take a two-month holiday. If there are any temporary changes, we will notify you at noon and everyone can leave. Here are some things to note.”
I only heard the first sentence, and not the rest at all. The whole class cheered, and there were probably not many people listening. The class teacher finally sighed, shook his head, and walked out of the class door. It was obvious that he was quite depressed. ,
I suddenly felt a sense of spiritual relief. Damn it, it’s time to take a vacation, haha.
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