I went back to Chen Yang's house in the evening and saw them drinking.
"Where's Brother Fei."
"Back to KTV."
I glanced at Brother Xu, "Have you called Brother Fei? It's about Shaoyang."
Brother Xu shook his head, "No."
Chen Yang then said, "I guess it's not that simple."
I sighed, "It's all my fault."
"Put me down, stop wearing traps, it has nothing to do with you."
Xiao Chao took a puff of cigarette, "That's right, don't keep saying this, it'll be boring."
Brother Xu took the wine bottle and said to me, "Lin Yifei told us not to think about this. It doesn't matter if we say it."
"Well, that's right." I followed, "What the hell, I don't want to think about it anymore, come on, drink." Then I also sat down, picked up the bottle, and joined the battle.
I don’t know until what time we drank in the evening,
All I know is that some of us were almost late the next day.
When we arrived at the class, the bell rang. On the way, we still saw those students on duty, but Roaring Sky Dog was not there today. When we passed by them, the two students on duty didn't even care about us, let alone Open your mouth to urge us,
We got to the class and slept together. After two classes, when I got up, Brother Xu patted me on the shoulder and said, "Liu'er."
I turned around and said, "What's going on?"
"I'll treat you to lunch."
As soon as I heard "Fuck, why did I invite you?"
"Because we don't have any money anymore."
I glanced at him, "The problem is that I don't have it either. I promised to treat Xiyu to dinner tonight, but I don't know where to find the money."
"You're a bitch, you don't have money, yet you have to hire someone else."
"I'm happy to do it, do you care?"
"What about lunch, brothers?"
Chen Yang looked at the rest of us, then slapped the table for the last time, "What the hell, let's play cards. If you lose, you can borrow money or steal money. I'll treat you to lunch."
Xiao Chao raised his hand and said, "I won't participate."
"Why."
"I'm looking for Xiaomei at noon."
I was stunned for a moment, then looked at Chen Yang, "You don't want your wife."
Chen Yang shook his head, "My wife has gone out. My wife goes home every day at noon to serve her father."
"That damn bald guy is a jerk."
Chen Yang looked at Brother Xu, "Of course he's gone. My wife said he doesn't come home all day long, and she doesn't know what he's doing."
"Hey, let's have sex then."
"Then come on, let's start."
"start."
Then the three of us piled the books on the table together and started fighting.
A few of us were playing cards in the class. At this time, our class door opened. Brother Zhen was walking in front, and someone came in behind him.
I didn't care about these things at first, because we people have developed very good behavioral habits. As long as we are in the class, as long as it is something that happens to the teacher in the class, such as what the teacher says, what he does, or what the teacher asks him to do, the teacher What we emphasize has nothing to do with us. We have formed a habit. Moreover, we are all people who prefer habits, and no one cares about it.
When I saw the door open, I glanced along the door, and then I saw half of Brother Zhen's body. Then I lowered my head and held in my hand a card that mentally handicapped people can win, commonly known as baby cards, also known as baby cards. The card called Calabash Baby, "Don't fucking look at the door, make a fool of yourself, play the card."
"I took a handful of Calabash's cards and went here to get the zither."
I smiled and said, "What's wrong with Dese? If I win this game, my points will be cleared. At the very least, it's no longer my turn to take care of lunch."
"Fuck you uncle, you have four bombs, right?"
"I was just kicking, and you guys kicked me twice. If I kicked you back, it would be three times. I exploded casually, and then I exploded four times. I exploded four times. I flipped over. It happens to be cleared, and it’s lunch time, so it’s Chen Yang’s turn to pay, haha.”
Chen Yang glanced at me, "Fuck you, uncle, it says on my forehead that I will lose."
"That's right, no one has taken Calabash's card, so you have to play whatever you want."
I smiled and said, "I'm happy to play chess. If you have the ability, you can also play chess. Silly, I won't lose points anyway. Whoever loses more can just treat me to lunch. I won't call you guys this."
At this time, Xiao Chao came to our side and said, "Liu'er, Chen Yang."
I turned around and looked at him, "What's wrong?"
"Brother Zhen was followed by a new student, a transfer student."
The three of us were originally in a state of excitement, but when we heard Xiao Chao say this,
The three of us looked up and talked at the same time,
"Damn it, it doesn't look good."
"Damn it, how's your figure?"
"What the hell, who are you?
The three of us raised our heads together while talking. When we raised our heads, we heard the same three voices again,
"I'll fuck you, uncle."
"You stupid little Chao."
"It's okay for you to eat well and delay our playing cards." After I finished speaking, I pulled Brother Xu's arm and said, "Keep going, don't act like a coward. I'm going to do it first."
Brother Xu looked at me, "You come out, you come out." After saying that, he turned to Xiao Chao and said, "Get out of here, don't make trouble here."
Xiao Chao sighed, "Why the hell are you scolding me?"
"Who asked you to blindly report information?"
"What's wrong with me? I just got a new student."
Chen Yang looked up at him, "Here comes a gentleman. It's none of your business. Don't make trouble for you all day long."
"That's right, we only care about girls, old men, it doesn't matter, one more is not too much, one less is not too much."
I sighed, "I thought it was a girl."
"Another beauty."
I smiled and said, "If you want to hook up again, we are the only ones with empty seats anyway, so we will definitely stay here."
"I won't be particularly uncomfortable if a beautiful woman replaces Brother Hao."
"Yeah, I feel the same way."
I glanced at them with a very persistent look,
"We both really want to understand what your look means."
"I really feel unworthy for Qi Hao to have brothers like you."
"Then what do you mean?"
"What I mean is that one is not enough, you need two."
"Smelly idiot."
"I knew you couldn't say anything new."
After saying "Fuck you uncle", I smiled, then turned to look at the motto on the blackboard behind me. Brother Hao's big words "I don't regret it" were still at the end, in the most conspicuous place.
Brother Xu also turned his head and said, "You guys are saying that this kid Qi Hao hasn't contacted us yet."
"That's right, he can't be looked at so strictly, don't you think so?"
I sighed, "Who knows, in short, he must have his own reasons. If he can contact us, he will definitely be the first to call us. Now it is estimated that their family is more strict."
Chen Yang patted the table, "When I talk about this, I think of Feng Lei and the others. When I think of them, my teeth itch."
"Fuck that."
"Wang Yue, Chen Yang, Huixu."
I was stunned for a moment and glanced at Brother Xu, "Should we call a few of us?"
Brother Xu shook his head, "It's impossible to call a few of us."
"That's right, it's been so long. When did you call us?"
I smiled and said, "I feel the same way."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard again: "Wang Yue, Huixu, those people at the very back, hidden behind the book, come on, don't push your head down so hard, lift it up, lift it up, let me Look at you."
After hearing this, I glanced at Brother Xu and said, "I must have heard correctly this time. Brother Zhen really called us."
"Are you all asleep? You little bastards don't even raise your heads. I will go down. If you let me go, then you can figure it out for yourself. If I go down, things will be terrible. That’s serious.”
I sighed, then raised my head and smiled at Brother Zhen, "Hello, Teacher Zhen."
Then Brother Xu and the others also raised their heads,
Brother Zhen came back to the podium and smiled at us, "Hey, yo, I've been making trouble for a long time and I haven't fallen asleep yet."
Brother Zhen clapped his hands and said, "Is it time for you to change your seats?"
"No, no need," Chen Yang waved quickly, "We are fine now."
"Very good." Brother Zhen smiled. "Teachers from more than one subject reported that your place is very messy." After Brother Zhen finished speaking, he pointed to our seats, "Have all your books been piled up?" Let’s go to the front and look at the seats for the four of you. They are concave, right? Are you enjoying yourself in the middle? The bases are so high, I just can’t figure it out. There are so many books of yours, right? No, we’ve already done that.”
"No, no." I quickly smiled and said, "Teacher, we took this out during class. We took it out."
Brother Zhen glanced at me, "Don't think I don't know anything. Let me remind you. "If you don't move any further, bow your head over there, and then the teacher will do the teacher's thing, and you guys will do yours, and I will give you all the seats. Open it, did you hear it?"
"Yes, yes, I heard you, teacher."
"Also, if another teacher comes to me and reacts to your small group, you can weigh it yourself."
Brother Xu was stunned for a moment, "Teacher, what are you going to say to us?"
"That's right, you have to tell us, and then we can make changes. If you agree, at least there is a direction for improvement."
Brother Zhen smiled and said, "Don't be poor with me. Did you hear me? You don't know what my reaction will be to you."
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, the four don't know, they all said it in unison. This time, even Xiao Chao caught up with the strength.
I looked at him with admiration. Xiaochao just smiled and said nothing.
Brother Zhen glanced at me, "You guys, don't be fooled by talking nonsense to me. Have you heard me? Don't you know what your reaction will be?"
"Teacher, I really don't know."
"Well, I'll ask the people around you if they know it clearly."
At this moment, Brother Ze quickly raised his hand,
Brother Zhen glanced at Brother Ze, then smiled, "Well, look at me." After saying that, he waved to Brother Ze, "Get up and tell Wang Yue and the others."
Brother Ze stood up and said coolly, "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."
After listening to Brother Ze's words, I couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. Then everyone next to me also laughed, and the atmosphere in our class suddenly became brighter.
Brother Zhen glared at Brother Ze, "Let's talk about those things after class. You can evaluate the performance of Wang Yue and others in class. If you sit behind them, you must know what they are like."
Brother Ze nodded, and then before Brother Zhen spoke, he said, "Teacher, I don't know."
"I don't know why you just nodded." Then the people in the class burst into laughter again,
At this time, Brother Zhen glanced at Lei Zi and said, "Do you know?"
Lei Zi stood up and nodded,
"If you nod, do you know or don't you know?"
Lei Zi replied firmly, "I know."
"Okay, tell them."
A few of us stared at Lei Zi, who first smiled at us, and then said, "I see that they are always attentive and studying hard in class, and they are almost catching up with me."
"Haha." Then the class became lively again,
Brother Zhen patted the podium, "Quiet, quiet," and then said helplessly, "I'm really confused, how come the people in our class are so shameless, and they act poor with me one by one, so you owe me to deal with you." .”
Brother Zhen said this, and then pointed at me, "You guys, be careful. Now all the teachers are reacting to you. They said that you are doing everything in class except not doing anything related to study." , It is said that there are people who cook instant noodles, drink Erguotou, and eat ham sausage." As soon as these people finished speaking, everyone around them laughed. Everyone looked at Brother Xu, looked at Brother Ze, and then they all started to laugh. ,
Obviously, the one who cooks instant noodles in class, and uses a small electric pot plugged into the outlet at the back to cook noodles, is Huixu, and the one who always makes Erguotou with ham sausage in class is Brother Ze.
Although no one said anything, they all looked at the two of them.
The two cursed a few words to the left, and then cursed a few to the right. They both just cursed the same thing: "Get out of here, why are you looking at me? Could it be me who did this?" Then they looked at each other with contempt. middle, then curse at the person on the right,
Brother Zhen looked at this situation, smiled, and patted the desk again, "Okay, okay, you're all happy now."
It was a mess down there, and no one was talking. At this moment, Brother Zhen pulled the person next to him again: "Quiet, Quiet, I would like to introduce a new classmate to you. From today on, our sophomore Wenjiu has one more student." Members, everyone is welcome.”
Then I didn’t know who hit the head, but everyone applauded. I felt a little bored. My eyes seemed to be fighting again, and more importantly, I still wanted to sleep.
"Here, new classmates introduce themselves."
The newcomer then stood on the podium, "Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Zhou. I'm very happy to be here. I hope I can have a happy high school life with you." After saying that, he bowed to us. A bow, this is formal,
However, this bow was not in vain, and it actually won a round of applause from below.
Only now did I take a closer look at this boy named Zhou Zhou.
He is about 1.75 meters tall, wearing Li Ning pants, Li Ning shoes, and a white coat. In fact, these are not the main thing. The most important thing is the sexy stubble on his face. He must be suffering from excessive endocrine system. The whole face, starting from near the ears, and extending all the way around his face, is full of beard. Moreover, it is not a very long beard, but a black mustache. When people look at it, I knew that he had just shaved, but it was an endless shave, very much like a gorilla, and he also wore a pair of big black-rimmed glasses, which were not as big as usual. It looked very uncoordinated when placed on his face. , I don’t know if it’s to block part of his stubble,
So, seeing how he was dressed, I subconsciously said, "It's over, there's a gorilla in our class."
After Brother Xu heard what I said, he was stunned for a moment, and then he realized it, covered his mouth and started laughing,
After the applause ended, Zhou Orangutan stood on the podium and bowed to everyone again. We were a little confused.
When everyone was confused, Zhou Orangutan said, "I bring you a song, it's an old song, as a greeting gift for everyone, I hope you will like it." After Zhou Orangutan finished speaking, he coughed,
Then there was applause again,
"The name of this song is, Thank you for your love, 1999." After he finished speaking, he really started singing. In fact, when he said he wanted to sing, I didn't even plan to pay attention to him, and Brother Xu and the others were sure of it. It's the same idea, because I still have a handful of Calabash cards in my hand, which haven't been played yet, and I want to win back the points I lost, and then I won't need to treat you to dinner at noon."
But I have to say that God is fair, and God is also fair. Everyone will get some gifts, innate gifts, just like Zhou Orangutan, his singing, his voice, when he talks, he really listens Nothing comes out,
However, Zhou Orangutan’s singing voice is, to put it more truthfully, the best among all the people I know. It’s so good to hear. It’s so good to hear. After he finished singing, I thought he was using MP3 player. No matter how you listen to it, it is all original singing, but there is no accompaniment at all. The facts tell us that Zhou Orangutan sang it himself. He really has the future of becoming a star.
As soon as this song was sung, it was quiet for a few seconds, and then everyone below became excited and excited. Everyone talked about it. The most common thing was that sentence, because I heard people around me, okay Xiangdu said again, people cannot be resembling each other, and sea water cannot be measured.
In the end, Brother Zhen stopped everyone's discussion, and then pointed Zhou Orangutan to Qi Hao's original position: "Zhou Zhou, you can sit there from now on."
Zhou Orangutan still bowed to everyone, and then he carried his schoolbag and walked to the edge of our big lobster with a smile on his face.
I saw the big lobster stand up, and then let the orangutan in,
Then, Big Lobster's book was closed, and the two of them began to talk about their life ideals.
Brother Zhen said a few more words, and then went out. After watching Brother Zhen go out, I recovered from my brief trance. I said to myself, "Oh my God, Zhou Orangutan, this voice is really good." Yes, I am envious to death."
Brother Xu also said, "Well, that's right."
"There is a better thing."
I looked at Chen Yang and said, "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Chen Yang smiled, "Remember to treat me to lunch."
I glanced at him and said, "Go away, this is over, I won't lose any points." After saying that, I suddenly felt cold, and then I touched my hand vigorously, "Oh my God, where are my cards."
After I finished speaking, Brother Xu and Chen Yang started laughing,
"I'm going to blame you two, you two are cheating, you two are fools, I won't treat you."
"Fuck you, uncle, you listened to Zhou Orangutan's song, and then threw the cards on the table. When I saw you throwing it, I thought you surrendered. It's none of our business if you threw it yourself."
"I'm so stupid. I have such good cards. How could I surrender? No, no, no, this one doesn't count. Let's keep going."
"Fart, if you say you have to start over, you have to start over. Don't you think you can't afford to lose?"
"Fuck, did I lose?"
"You threw away the cards yourself, and now you're cheating, right? If you can't afford to lose, just say, I'll treat you at noon, but it's pointless to do this."
I glanced at Chen Yang and said, "Hey, stop fucking irritating me."
Brother Xu also laughed, "What Chen Yang said is the truth. I don't think there is anything wrong with it."
"What do you think you are?" I scolded him, "Just please, damn it, stupid idiot, Zhou Orangutan." After I finished speaking, I turned around and looked at Zhou Orangutan who was chatting with Big Lobster, "Fuck, And big lobster.”
"What does it have to do with the big lobster?"
I glanced at Chen Yang, "I just want to cook him a pot, and connect Zhou Orangutan with him." As soon as I finished speaking, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.
Brother Xu stood up and laughed hard for a few times, then stretched his waist and said, "Let's go and get some blood."
I was a little depressed and said, "Oh no, I have such good cards."
Chen Yang pushed me, "As for you, it's just a meal."
"You don't understand. I'm not talking about money. I'm just pity that my hand of cards has played against you all. I'm fooling you in two blows. How many points will I get? I won't win all your little pants."
"Well, well, you're good, okay? You're good."
"Well, you win."
Xiao Chao smiled and said, "Let's go, stop talking about this, let's go smoke a cigarette quickly and go back to work after smoking."
I nodded, "Well, let's go."
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard someone calling us, "Liu'er, Huixu, wait."
I turned around and saw the big lobster with a bright face running towards us, "What are you doing?"
Brother Xu put two fingers to his mouth, making a smoking gesture, and then smiled, "Would you like to go?"
The big lobster nodded, "Yes, let's go." Then the big lobster turned his head and shouted to Zhou Orangutan, "Zhou Zhou, let's come together, do you want to go?"
At this moment, Zhou Zhou also stood up, walked towards us with a smile, and came to our side, "My name is Zhou Zhou."
Brother Xu smiled at the side and said, "You don't have to be so polite. Why don't you smoke?"
Zhou Zhou nodded,
"Then let's go together."
I glanced at Zhou Zhou and said nothing. I was a little depressed. What was even more depressed was that my cards were so good. But I didn’t say much. The brothers were chatting and laughing all the way. Zhou Zhou was also very depressed. He is a very outgoing child with a very open personality. After a while, he started chatting with us.
When I got to the toilet, just as I was about to get a cigarette, Zhou Zhou took out a box of high-quality red pandas from his pocket and handed it to us, "Come on, brothers, smoke this, smoke this." After saying that, he handed the cigarette to me first. on the edge of
I took the cigarette and smiled at him. Then everyone took the cigarette and lit it.
After lighting it, I looked at Zhou Zhou and said, "You are a very good smoker."
Zhou Zhou smiled and said, "It's okay. I got it from my uncle's house. I picked it up when my dad and I went to see my uncle to help me go to school."
I said "Oh" and said, "Where did it come from?"
Zhou Zhou smiled, "I didn't go to the first year of high school, so I went straight to the second year of high school. I used to be a street singer. My dream is to be able to sing, and to sing well. My dream is to take my guitar and travel. Wherever you go, you sing."
After listening to what he said, I was stunned for a moment, "Then I'll perform and beg for food."
"Haha" followed by laughter all around,
Zhou Zhou nodded, "What you said is the same as what my father and uncle said."
"Then why did you come to school?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at Brother Xu and said, "What would you do if your son had my ambitions?"
"It's not that great, just give him a leg."
"Look, my dad didn't even break my legs, but he smashed my guitar. I bought a new one and then it was thrown here."
"That's because I want you to study hard."
Speaking of this, Zhou Orangutan sighed, "My dream is not here."
"Where is that."
"Wherever there is music, there is my dream. My dream is to keep pursuing it."
I glanced at Zhou Zhou, "They say artists don't have very good minds, and sure enough, it's true for you."
Zhou Orangutan smiled after hearing what I said and didn't take it seriously. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "I'll treat you all to dinner at noon."
I was stunned for a moment, "Invite us."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Yeah, I like the feeling of being with you, so I want to make some of you friends, really. So, I'll treat you to dinner at noon."
Brother Xu glanced at him, "Did you get scolded by Liu'er with just one sentence?"
Zhou orangutan nodded, "I stayed in the experimental class for two days, and it almost suffocated me to death. There are no children with your personality. Then people are just studying. I don't like it there, so I threatened my dad the day before yesterday, or give me Either I change to the regular class, or I pursue my ideals. I am very determined, so after staying in the experimental class for two days, I will be transferred to the regular class today. After all, it is just for a diploma. Why don’t I live happily? , If I hold it in the experimental class, it will kill me."
After Xiaochao listened to Zhou Orangutan's words, he paused and said, "Experimental class, are you studying well?"
Zhou orangutan spread his hands and said, "It's not good. I didn't go to the first year of high school. I only have a junior high school diploma. How can it be good?"
At this time, Chen Yang smiled and said, "The relationship in school is good enough. Those who don't study well can still go to the experimental class. They are all very well-connected people."
Zhou orangutan spread his hands and said, "It's okay, it's not particularly good. Let's not talk about that. I'll treat you all to dinner at noon. You name a place, and then I'll be the host, okay."
"None of us are polite people."
"It's okay, that's better, haha, find a place to eat and drink as much as you can."
Brother Xu smiled and said, "I still have classes in the afternoon."
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Even if I go out to drink now and drink until the afternoon, nothing will happen."
"Your father is the principal."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "That's not true."
Then I smiled and said, "Let's wait until school is over at noon."
Zhou orangutan then came over and put his arm around my shoulders, "I strongly urge to join the team." After saying that, he took out a box of fine red pandas from his pocket and handed it to Brother Xu, "Those who haven't spoken yet, you guys, I have a lot here. I'll give it to you tomorrow." Take it again.”
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "What kind of gang are you in?"
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Of course that's your guy. If you, a small group of you, take me and an artist from now on, you will definitely not suffer."
Chen Yanggang wanted to speak,
Zhou Orangutan interrupted Chen Yang, "Don't admit it to me. That's far away. I've been observing you for a long time. Otherwise, I can't transfer to Wenjiu. I just want to get to know you. I feel that you Live a very chic life, especially the one with the black bandana and the one with you."
Brother Xu looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Have you seen it before?"
Zhou orangutan nodded, "I left school early yesterday, and I happened to see you guys. I don't know what you were doing. Don't be defensive about me. You can rest assured. I, Zhou Zhou, swear to God, I I am a very particular person, I sincerely want to be friends with you, and want to play life with you, that is my dream."
I sighed, "My dream is to be admitted to Peking University."
"Why."
"Because there are many beauties there."
Then Zhou Orangutan laughed and said, "Haha, that's so funny. Let's drink more at noon. I'll treat you."
"But we really are not playing games."
"Those things don't matter." Zhou Orangutan, with his sexy stubble on his face, followed us to chat and laugh, and everyone returned to class together.
During class, Brother Xu turned to look at me, "This Zhou Orangutan is really interesting."
Chen Yang nodded, "Well, it looks quite real."
"A careless artist." Xiao Chao followed, "He said he would invite us to dinner at noon. Where can we go?"
"It's the same everywhere. Just go with it. If he doesn't invite you, then go. It doesn't have to be a nice place. If you can chat, just play more. If you can't chat, just play less. This is good. This Artist, very interesting”
"Well, it's just that I feel that Zhou Orangutan is very funny."
"Well, his life ideal is even more amusing."
As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class at noon, Zhou Orangutan followed the big lobster to our side, and even called Brother Ze. Everyone was chatting and laughing before leaving the school gate.
When we arrived at the school gate, Zhou Orangutan looked at us and said, "Tell me, where to eat."
I glanced at him, "It's just in front of the school, it's close to the school."
"No, let's go to a nice place."
Brother Xu shook his head, "It's fine here. You don't have to go far away. It costs money and wastes time."
"Well, there aren't any big restaurants here in front of the school. It's just such a small restaurant. How embarrassing."
I took two steps forward, then put out my arms and hugged Zhou Orangutan, "That's okay, just eat here, there's no need to pay too much attention."
Zhou Orangutan looked at us, and then nodded, "Well, OK, let's continue with this." After finishing speaking, he touched his face,
I watched him touch his face and smiled, "You have enough hair on your body."
Zhou Orangutan smiled in a very awesome way, and then lifted up his shirt, revealing his black chest hair, which was a lot and very lush. We couldn't accept it at first. Is this still a human? Is it really an orangutan? ah,
After Brother Xu finished reading, he didn't say anything. He just stretched out his thumb and said to Zhou Orangutan, "Well done, it's really different."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Don't show yourself to outsiders. All artists are like this."
Then everyone laughed again. This Zhou Orangutan was really interesting. In the end, Zhou Orangutan couldn't resist us, so he followed us to the small restaurant in front of the school, found a small private room, and ordered a table of food and drinks.
In fact, I have to say that drinking is a very good way to enhance the initial relationship. Just like Zhou Orangutan, we have just met each other. Even talking, we are not very used to it, and we are embarrassed to make trouble, but after drinking Things will get much better from now on, and to be honest, everyone feels that others are still pretty good.
I'm also very happy. I don't have to ask for lunch. A gorilla came out and brought out cigarettes and wine.
But Zhou orangutan never mentioned how he started to pay attention to us. He just kept talking about playing with us. He said that he wanted to get artistic inspiration while playing with us. He said that he wanted to form his own band. He said that he wanted to Break out of Asia and go to the world. Of course, the last sentence was said when he drank too much. Even if he didn't drink too much, everyone thought he did.
Orangutan Zhou is indeed a drinker, and those rows of sexy beard are indeed not in vain. I always thought that if he drinks, he can drink as much as a lobster. Who knew that Orangutan Zhou is still very good at drinking? ,
First of all, Big Lobster came up and challenged Zhou Orangutan to drink two bottles in a row. Zhou Orangutan agreed, and he was very happy. He picked up the dish, took a few bites, rested it, drank two bottles of beer, and then wiped it. I wiped my mouth and took a bite of axonal meat. "Comfortable."
The big lobster watched him finish the drink and smiled, "Good job." Then he drank two bottles of beer, but there were four more beers than Zhou Orangutan. After drinking, he started to vomit, which almost made us laugh. die,
Seeing that the big lobster was dying, Brother Ze went up and patted Zhou Orangutan, "I can't drink beer, it's only 3 or 4 bottles, or it's so good. Let's drink slowly, one for me and the other for you. Look at the two of us." Whoever fails first, let's not drink too much. Okay, to be fair, I'll drink one myself first." After Brother Ze finished speaking, he took the beer, drank a bottle, and then put it on the table. "No, Zhou Zhou. .”
Zhou orangutan smiled, "Okay, no need to eat hard, come on, drink, I'll accompany you." Then we started making noises together, the atmosphere was very good, two of us, one for you and one for me. Brother Ze finished his fourth bottle of beer. Then he stood up, covered his mouth, and ran to the toilet, letting us laugh at him,
However, looking at Zhou Orangutan, he was sitting on the chair, as steady as a rock, talking and laughing at us, and then still stretched out his hands to pick up the vegetables, "Eat, eat, brothers, you're welcome."
It shocked all of us,
Zhou Orangutan vomited both the big lobster and Brother Ze, but his face remained unchanged and his heart stopped beating. However, after Zhou Orangutan took a few more bites of food, he smiled at us, "You guys drink too, don't get used to me until you die." Human, I can't handle so many people."
I glanced at Orangutan Zhou and said, "You are not dizzy at all now."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "I drink, but I never know what it means to be faint."
This really shocked a few of us. No one knew where such a tiger man came from. He drank 6 or 7 bottles of beer, his face remained calm and his heart did not beat. He still talked to us about life ideals in an orderly manner. I even asked him, "Say, orangutan, do you drink water as beer?"
Who knows, Zhou Orangutan just stretched out his finger, put it in front of his eyes, and shook it coolly, "I have a nickname for beer, do you know?"
Brother Xu followed up by saying, "What's your name?"
Zhou Orangutan smiled very proudly and said, "A thousand cups will not pour out."
After I finished listening, I thought about it, raised my cup, and said to Zhou Orangutan, "Brother, come on, have a drink. You can drink really well." After I finished speaking, I stretched out my thumb and pointed at Zhou Orangutan. The orangutan praised, "The wine is good enough."
"That's it." After Zhou Orangutan finished speaking, he drank another glass, drinking this boldly and happily,
As soon as he finished drinking, Brother Xu clapped his hands next to him, "Okay, okay, Zhou Orangutan, a pure man."
"Sure enough, it's enough to drink. It's deep enough to hide." After I finished speaking, I smiled and picked up another glass of wine. "Here, the artist who never pours a thousand glasses, have another glass. I'm not trying to trick you. Let's finish this." Just drink less." Halfway through the drink, I asked Zhou Orangutan, "I mean, Orangutan, do you really not know what dizziness is?"
Zhou orangutan nodded, "I've been drinking beer for so many years, and I really never know what it means to be dizzy. It's just when I'm almost at the station."
I directly interrupted Zhou Orangutan, "Okay, I'll do it first." After I finished speaking, I drank the remaining half glass of wine.
Orangutan Zhou smiled naturally and didn't say anything. Then Orangutan Zhou, who "never pours a thousand cups", drank the wine in the glass. After finishing the drink, Orangutan Zhou put the cup on the table.
I reached for a tissue and handed it to Zhou Orangutan.
Zhou Orangutan took the paper towel and wiped his mouth, then spit on the ground and hummed a little song,
I followed Zhou Orangutan and extended my thumb, "I admired your singing before, but now I admire your drinking capacity even more."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and gave me a fist, and then with a plop, Zhou Orangutan slid to the ground of the table, and the stool next to him also fell over.
This time, it scared me. Brother Xu and we all stood up and quickly moved the table away.
I saw the orangutan in Zhou, who was frothing at the mouth and dancing on the ground, as if he was swimming again.
"Hey, damn you, what's wrong with you? Don't you never know what dizziness is? After a long time of fussing, you really don't feel dizzy. You just fall to the ground. Who dares to follow your mother in the future? drink wine"
Then Brother Xu followed up by saying, "Liu'er, hurry up, I'm stupid, hurry up and call 120."
I was stunned for a moment, glanced at Brother Xu, and then without saying a word, I picked up the phone and dialed 120. Within 10 minutes, 120 arrived at the entrance of the hotel, and so many onlookers came up. ,
Brother Xu Chenyang Xiaochao and I, together with the two half-dead giant lobsters and Xue Weize, all got into the ambulance. Following the artist Zhou Orangutan, who had never known what it meant to faint, we rushed all the way to the hospital.
[PS: One chapter is worth three chapters. This chapter has more than 10,000 words, so it will not be divided into chapters]
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